Describe one (1) likable thing about each of these characters

Dominic King
Dominic King

Describe one (1) likable thing about each of these characters.

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Gabriel Cook
Gabriel Cook

That robot looks cool

Daniel Anderson
Daniel Anderson

Rogue One
Characters
Krennic was awesome though. Not in your pic. You probably didn't even watched the movie.

Jacob Rivera
Jacob Rivera

They all died.

Cameron Taylor
Cameron Taylor

Krennic was more useless then Boba Fett, a literal cuck.

Hunter Walker
Hunter Walker

This.

Krennig was just Hux. He was everyone’s butt monkey.

Hunter King
Hunter King

In order:
Le funny robot man voiced by the guy from Firefly
Pandering to Chinese market guy #1: the one who's a blind guy with a stick that treats the force like some bullshit wishywashy eastern philosophy
Bland character that had most of her character cut for being too bitchy. See "I rebel".
"Morally gray" spic
Pandering to chinese market guy #2, the one with a rapid-fire big gun that never misses and has a one hit kill.
The lamest looking imperial pilot ever, that has brain damage from being raped by a tentacle monster and is a british paki for points with the Londoner crowd.

Adrian Ortiz
Adrian Ortiz

The girl is a qt

Ian Cox
Ian Cox

from left to right
The robot has a somewhat humorous entrance
the chink is blind and disabilities are funny
the stronk female main character dies like a bitch
main(?) guy dies like a bitch
literally who
other guy is kinda funny when he's being tentacle raped

Nolan Bennett
Nolan Bennett

Describe one (1) likable thing about each of these characters.
the second guy did Ip man

Hudson Harris
Hudson Harris

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Christian Price
Christian Price

K2-SO had amazing comedic timing and one liners. He was also a new model of droid that had not been seen in EU or cannon before.

Chirrut was a highly skilled martial artist with an interesting past that again introduced us to new content as a member of The Order of the Whills

Jyn showed depth of character in her love for her father and an undeniable tenacity that lead to, while both phyrric and tragic, a victory for the fledgling Alliance.

Cassian was a quick thinker and was willing to do anything for the Alliance, even kill. Again, showing us fresh content that had never been shown on screen before.

Baze had memorable interactions with Chirrut and his crackshot ability with the blaster was proven multiple times, showing he earned his status on the team.

Bodhi was a funny, likeable guy that despite being characterized as mainly a coward, was able to overcome his fears and aid his friends. A far better arc than the coward arc they have for Finn in the main trilogy.

David Wood
David Wood

How does it feel being wrong

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Nathaniel Bailey
Nathaniel Bailey

The Robbit was cool. That's all I've got.

There was literally nothing wrong with #iRebel

Eh. I still would tbpfhiykwim ;)

Nathan Robinson
Nathan Robinson

I know I saw this movie but I remember almost nothing about it. I think Vader was in it and there was a tropical island planet.

Lucas Green
Lucas Green

I want her to crush my balls.

Brayden Reed
Brayden Reed

'remember the plans that the rebels were carrying?'
'well, this is the story of the other rebels that gave them to the rebels you know'
This is what starfags actually consider a compelling premise.

tfw rogue one retroactively ruins a new hope because rebels lying about their mission to vader becomes a plot hole

Joshua Garcia
Joshua Garcia

As long as she wears copious amounts of makeup, keeps a neutral expression and a fishmouth, she looks 9/10

Ayden Martinez
Ayden Martinez

This is what starfags actually consider a compelling premise.
When it was the first level of Dark Forces and Kyle Katarn was the guy who got the plans, there was no fucking priblem.

Cooper Nelson
Cooper Nelson

I'll never forgive them for removing Kyle Katarn from the SW universe

Elijah Stewart
Elijah Stewart

Robot was funni

Nolan Harris
Nolan Harris

The robot is cool and sexy

David Howard
David Howard

your mom is cool and sexy

Josiah Ward
Josiah Ward

She's neither of these things unfortunately.

William Hill
William Hill

No. I like the robot.
Ning Nong's accent made me laugh.

Landon Perez
Landon Perez

I see you shitposting all over Holla Forums and /b/
stop it

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Cameron Ross
Cameron Ross

They didn't remove Kyle, they just turned him into a spic and made his space asian qtpatoot waifu into the hero :^)
Jan Ors Jyn Erso origenal charecter donut stel

Kayden Parker
Kayden Parker

This movie saved us from an ISIS attack

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Jayden Phillips
Jayden Phillips

wow
well at least I feel better about saying stupid shit on the internet knowing this guys' out there

Jace Davis
Jace Davis

Fuck off and go make some videos, E;R

Joshua Johnson
Joshua Johnson

open this image to die instantly

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Robert Allen
Robert Allen

Thank you.

Nolan Richardson
Nolan Richardson

"Morally gray" spic
And the ultimate fate of poor Kyle Katarn, having his thunder stolen by a cunt and being portrayed by an effeminate wetback.

Jack Perry
Jack Perry

Where's the Saudi film industry?

Samuel Richardson
Samuel Richardson

Too busy shoving fishes up the assholes of instagram whores and filming them while they fuck a dog.

Owen Davis
Owen Davis

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Leo Ward
Leo Ward

That sounds very specific.

James Ramirez
James Ramirez

There was an article about it. How these rich mudshits invite women from instagram to "model" in Dubai, Qatar and the like and it's basically a surefire sign they were fucked every way imaginable. There's descriptions of them getting gangbanged, fucked by animals as everyone watches, the usual piss and scat "play", to pop the cherry of the younger men, etc. Basically, if she said she went on a job to Saudi Arabia you know she's sucked mudshit cock and likely fucked a dog in the process.

Yes this ** is real, I know a guy who is a "model recruiter" who gets paid to find girls who are basically willing to whore themselves out to rich Saudis with oil money. The Saudis pay anywhere from $10,000 to as much as $50,000 per girl for each trip which last anywhere from a weekend up to 2 weeks and they basically the out of the girls multiple times a day with with just about every fetish you could imagine including ** and pooping/peeing on the girls. The Saudis take pride in pooping/peeing on the girls and more often than not they make personal bets and hold contests to see who can get the most liquidy poop to drop on the girls faces, the winner gets to choose the next vacation spot and gets to pick his girls first.

So why don't they just get an escort? Saudis don't like escorts/porn stars/strippers, they like "fresh" meat and the newer the girl is to the "porta potty" scene the more they are willing to pay and if a Saudi finds out a recruiter sent in an escort or stripper they'll no longer do business with that recruiter. Recruiters also keep track of all girls and which group of guys she's been with so they can say to new Saudi's that she's only done this once or twice before.

The way the Saudi guys organize this is that they'll go on a trip somewhere in a group with other men, either friends, business associates, and a lot of times the dads will bring their own sons so they can experience some "white meat". Usually the men will each kick in a certain amount like $50,000, they bundle it all up, and then wire it over to the "recruiter" who will recruit the girls, screen them for STDs (Saudis love to raw dog), and then manage the payments according to the Saudi's wishes. Usually the girls get a fixed amount up front, half when show up at the hotel/yacht/etc and the other half once they come back and the recruiter gets 10% - 20% for brokering the deal.

BTW the girls know exactly what they are getting themselves into, Saudis aren't stupid and they force the recruiters to have the girls sign agreements that list all possibilities and even though each one is worded differently they all blatantly state sex will happen and that it will involve such and such acts. The girls have to sign it and then provide 2 forms of ID and the copies are faxed over to the Saudi's lawyers who keep record of everything.

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Christian Nguyen
Christian Nguyen

why is everything blue?

Sebastian Martinez
Sebastian Martinez

That last part just sounds them desperately trying to cover their asses.

Justin Clark
Justin Clark

If you're bringing girls from all around the world to shit on their faces and watch them fuck dogs, then you want a solid paper trail to show how legitimate your activities are.

Jacob Green
Jacob Green

old EU no longer exists
so that's why we're making a dark forces movie, oops, i mean a brand new original SW side story called rogue one
But because the force is female no Kyle Katarn for you
here's Jan Ors, oops, i mean, Jane Erso instead
To this day i haven't watched a single nuSW movie and i am proven right in choice all the time.

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Logan Foster
Logan Foster

they all die

Angel Collins
Angel Collins

I can't, they're from reddit wars

Christopher Perez
Christopher Perez

Everything's blue in this world.

Thomas Wright
Thomas Wright

I thought it was the Bothans who got the plans for the death star? I've never seen a reason to watch this movie because the OT retcons it.

Daniel Smith
Daniel Smith

Robot is different from other robots in the franchise because he is actually built for combat and is kind of a villain.

Asian dude is a good character in terms of showing people who "have some of the force" in the universe, it was never actually shown before.

She is cute and her relation to the character after her and how it is what moved the whole op is actually a better character concept than fucking Rey.

He had a big stick and a machinegun. It was nice to see someone use a blunt weapon without gay shit in it, but a bit too contrasting for the universe I think.

Ok, I don't remember that fag.

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Ryan Morales
Ryan Morales

Kill Bot 5000 had the most personality at of all of them.
Ip man made a great Master of Teräs Käsi.
Not Jan Ors wasn't Jan Ors so I could enjoy her failure and death.
Not Kyle Katarn wasn't Kyle Katarn so I could enjoy his failure and death.
Heavy Weapons Asian guy got shit done, Guan Yu would have been proud.
Who?

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Hunter Scott
Hunter Scott

robot
some lines i liked and the design is interesting, despite not fitting in at all with the era, looks like IG-88 and EV-9D9 had a lovechild and dropped it a few times
donnie yen
i like donnie yen in general, and his kung fu nonsense at least made the fighting fun to watch
iRebel
in this new phase of ugly women being massively dolled up and praised as beautiful, she's at least a step above marey sue, but that isn't saying much as both of them are the worst written characters in their movies despite being the leads
spanish kyle
they at least gave him some form of backstory as to why he's the only character with any brains
ching chong machine gun
his interaction with donnie
the sandnigger
literally nothing tbh, i felt bad for him dying because it seemed out of place, he was just an autistic pilot who wanted to do what he felt was right

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