Ere. Wot if dere were a robaat coider festival, muy luveer.
Ere. Wot if dere were a robaat coider festival, muy luveer
WOT IF YER MUM WUZ GAY
WOT IF AUNTIE BESSIE WOZ AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AN' SHE STOLE ALL THE YORKSHIRE PUDDINGS
wot if thu' were trubble ut Mill. Trubble regarding nano machines.
WOR IF YAM BABBY WUS A SOYBORG, AN E' FELL IN THE CANAL AN GOT BOST CUS E' AY WATERPROOF?
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WHAT IF YA UNCLE DAZZA WAS YA DOG…BUT HE WAS DEAD INNIT?
WOT IF YOU WERE OUT SCRUMPIN' ONE FINE SUNDEY WHEN THE CONSTABLE COME 'AN RAP YOUR WRISTS FOR NICKIN' APPLES, BUT REALLY HE WERE AN AUTOMATRON THAT BLINDLY DISPENSES JUSTICE
lol
ALL ME
No. Three of them were mine.
WOT IF THE WHIRLD ENDHED TOMURROW END U KHAN UNLY SAFE UCELLEF IF U GO UNDAGROUND AN BECUM A MOLE-MAN
Leaked pics from next series of Black Mirror
All me
CAHM DOWN CAHM DOWN. WOR IFF LIVVY WASN'T DA HAPITAL OF HULTCURE ANYMURE?
This thread is gold and it's teaching me to talk like a true brit.
Oi u starin' @ me m8? Al punch ya in thu gobba you Cun'
Low energy, the T is emphasised.
Wot if ya went to wotch somtin on da telly and wot ya watched wuz real loife an' yer living in a computah?
Wot if yew went to the Cinema an' that un the chair eat yew?
Wot if yer dad converted ter Islam but 'e wuz ackshually a gay sai-borg from da fyutah 'ere to do in bigots like yer. Dat'd be a real sticky widget innit
wot if jaymes bond wuzn't ay man but ay tub ov unibond
Wot if yew wuz shopping at da Tesco but it wuz really da belly of sum 'orrible alium. Yewd be roight put out by dat Oi warrant
Wot if yew wer der, sitting roight plum happy in da current year and den yew realize it be twenty-four bong on da dirty-firs' of decembah
SHADDUP YOU CANT
This is the first tv meme to make me laugh in a year
BLOODY ELL WOT IF YA COULD UPGRADE YA BODY LIKE ONE OF THEM IPHONES BUT THE CHARGER WAS REAL EXPENSIVE RIGHT?
Ded
It teachin you real somerset my luver
ROIGHT WOT IF EVREE TOIME U ILLEGALLY DANLOAD A FILM ALL THE ACTORS DIE AND DA COPPAS CUM RAND UR OUSE AND CHARGE YA WIV MURDA
WOT IF YOU WUS TRYIN TO BUGGER YER SISTER BUT ER BUM WOS A USB PORT TO DIGITOISE UR DNA AN MAKE FAKE BABBERS?
I like the way you think.
LISEN ERE, WOT IF EVEREE WUN EATS SOYLENT GREEN AND ABZORBS DA MEMORIES OV EW DEY ATE AN WEN U GO OME UR WOIFE FINKS ER USBAND IZZA DIFRANT LAD AN U FINK UR WOIFE IZ A DIFRENT LASS BUT U AV AN AFFAIR AND SHE IS A SIGHBORG