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Phallus

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I really don't want to die

Fapping to pokemon is almost as bad as fapping to jailbait

At least I enjoy fapping to jailbait

HAI CUPPERS!

I won't change my mind with no game-plan.

W-well, gee. No pressure x_x

Yeah, but Pokemon aren't real, you sick fuck.

maybe you won't.

jailbait? too old.

hello elma. doing alright today?

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thank god jailbait are real

grim gets it

Well
I was just planning on staying with you or a hotel and then just roaming the city and having good food for 1 or 2 days

That was Bebop that made that, I believe.

American shut up
Pigs

So you will shoot people but not me?
Yea sure.

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Absolutely none!

Just have fun, and make what you want!

a shame he didn't make good on it.

I'm just saying you might not get hit. desu would probably jump in front of the bullets anyway.

I am pretending at least!

How's you?

There is nothing good here and it is full of junkies. I'd be embarrassed for you to see where I hail from.

Um, um. Well I need to get my kitchen stuff back/ get new stuff first but I will start baking again real soon. Colby already has first dibs for his birthday cupcakes coming up too.

Isnt fapping to pokemon like borderline furry?

I'd rather be a pedo than a furry tbh

whoa going hard in the mothafuckin paint

we can pretend together then.

which answers your question.

Well, then how about just staying in with you for a day, and then dinner

They're both disgusting.

fapping to pokemon isn't borderline furry. it's straight up furry.

Can we not talk about fapping to pokemon

Talk about hot gluing evee

that is a good gif

Aww.

The rest of my year is booked pretty solid.

it's fine. thread now, so whatever.

why is it only gardevoire everyone wants to fuck?

whew no homo

The thread lyfe chose me.

eat a waffle in belgium

charge extra for it, and call it a belgian waffle

welp

you're a good gif
dude look at littens evos
definitely NOT picking it

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wait
there might be 2 final evos
who knows

good transition from 2d anime type porn to furry. she's human enough.

you can't see it, but I'm tossing you mad gang signs over here.

wouldn't every waffle in belgium be a belgium waffle?

is that really official? there's so many concept arts flying around I never know for sure.

I'm obviously making that up. When the fuck do I do anything?

you can have dinner with me grim

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Go on HRT first.

Ew hrt

Oh
idk I thought I said something wrong that made you not want to meet me irl so I just dropped it I guess
idk
do you or do you not want to meet me

well
one of the gym leaders was confirmed from the same sheet

aww ty
I would love to have some traditional Paella with you

i wonder what secret evelution is when you do the opposite of the heart

feed the eevee bitter food and let it faint in battles

maybe it will become evil eeveelution.

their main export is belgium waffles.

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Ee

I do not want to.

evolving through abuse is an absurd idea that nintendo nor pokemon will never, ever allow to come to light
it goes against common "kid friendly" sense

I don't need hrt

i'm already hurt

when are you gonna start HRT for me?

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well then. if it ends up being a fire fighting I'm going to be pretty upset.

that just seems like poor planning on their part.

too late for me boo. I'm too old. plus I'm sadly pretty set on being a guy.

Im going to start hrt

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I laughed no matter how shitty.

that's quite enough of that. winks are a gateway flirt.

they added the feature to feed bitter food to a pokemon

they added the feature to gain love thingy when you feed it good

naturally there is an opposit

rich planning.

*hugs*

Stop pretending to be so desperate and the c-word all the time and maybe me or bloodchan or whoever that week may reconsider.

/le hunch

And we can't be having none of that mmhm.

Hamburgers ribena toast

bitter is just one of the main flavors of the pokeblocks/whatever you feed them now.

no negative connotation. It's like salt vs pepper.

whomever*

we certainly cannot. I wouldn't want to subject you to very much of that from the likes of me.

I just wanna meet thread people.
But alright.
How am I a c word tho

My face will explode again if you do.

Bitter is the shitty medicinal herbs they introduced in Gen II.
They make your Pokemon hate you.
Fitting for holistic healthcare.

I meant "creepy", but didn't want to upset you by using it.

exactly. can't have your exploded face on my conscience.

I.. um.. yeah

exactly.

oh if he means that then yeah
it's super powerful pokemon medicine but it reduces friendliness
woop de doo

wow
nice save
how have I been creepy in the last month

same
we're just gonna have to deal with you only crossdressing for me then

Creep

I don't know if you have been or not.

they hate you when you use them but like fuck I'm paying full price for a hyper potion when herbs exist.

not right now at least.

I guess so.

:C

I don't think I have

remember when chii called you creepy after you posted her phone number in the thread?

REVIVAL HERBS THO

FULL FUCKING HP

:3 cabinets

Mmkay!

Well there ya go.

yeah those too. although if I remember right they aren't that much cheaper...I usually just use normal revives anyway. 3000 is way too steep for that.

They're just cheaper but when is money every an issue in pogeymens?

oh i was thinking of the freindship stat
seems like it's for the day/night evelutions

"This is a little hard for me to say… Your Pokémon simply detests you. Doesn't that make you uncomfortable?"

bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Friendship#Evolutions

those shits were a godsend when I was a kid

No, because that shit never happened.
I've officially lost my fucking chill with you.
Flat out lying is the last fucking straw, boo.

Look. It's obvious there's something seriously mentally wrong with you. Idk if it was a change of meds or what. But it's really affecting your relationships with people. On here anyway. Listen. I'm not going to shred you like I do normal people. Because I know there's a really cool guy who just wants friends, deep down in there.
But you seriously have to change yourself if you want lasting, healthy friendships.

I mean, it really isn't for the most part, but I'm a frugal bastard. can't help it.

I know frustration is based off of that stat too, the attack move

You can't get max revives other than set locations or some games having them in the underground or at the Batte [whatever that gen].
That's pretty much the only reason I can think to use them.

why would they add something negative like that in a kids game?

I wish I could shred into people while using Marian folder.

Kek top roasted

Jewcakes.

Who will grimmy roast nect!

actually I think in some of the later games you could buy max revives way later on, but you might be right. the herb version is 2800 though, and since a max revive is worth 3000 it's not a great deal.

what

Next*

Luka, those are just stats.
But having the pokemon change because it hates its trainer is something that they would never encourage the protagonist to do.

Wasn't there a plot to force magikarps to evolve by using a radio frequency in johto? That caused the raging red gyarados.

I do not know.

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carry on

Team Rocket was behind it, too.

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Okie dokie
Chefs compliment good?

No.

also them cutting off slow poke tails for sale too...
and other such atrocities in a kids game meant for kids

I'll beep your boop.

What might that mean exactly?

Yeah, it was pretty fucking dark. My point is they wouldn't encourage players to do that shit.

Oh yeah
Ramen
it was great
chef's gave complimentary pork buns and the waiters were on my dick, I think they thought I was with Zagat or something haha

I bought some Ramune, the soda with the huge marble in it just today, will take pics of it later

who knows?

bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Revive
You can't buy them in any game other than BW2, apparently.

No, because that shit never happened.
I've officially lost my fucking chill with you.
Flat out lying is the last fucking straw, grim.

Look. It's obvious there's something seriously mentally wrong with you. Idk if it was a change of meds or what. But it's really affecting your relationships with people. On here anyway. Listen. I'm not going to shred you like I do normal people. Because I know there's a really cool guy who just wants friends, deep down in there.
But you seriously have to change yourself if you want lasting, healthy friendships.

just one more reason why they were the best.

strong 4/10

who is this towards

holy shit I got a snap from erin

What?

Not me :(

Try to go and meet her now

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phew. close one.

Kinda of edgy don't you think?

no bully

I need food to not bully.

Woo noice

I always tell him generic ways to kill himself.
It's a running gag at this point.

holy shit

this is fucking dumb

I get grumpy when hungry too tbh

so you don't really mean it?

Shhh.
It's not something I'm expecting to count on unless I can be in your area anyway.

I cannot eat until thurs-friday

I'd still like him to kill himself, tbh.

except for the move frustration

what a mean thing to say...

Well I was gonna mail Colby his.

-shrug-

bump

How close did it hit home to you?

Too fucking close

It's Cupcake.
He's used to the abuse.

Australians confirmed for top tier shitposters.

time for sleep
Gibe the ni ni please

I laughed so fucking hard at this because it would trigger all the fucking NEETs and other failures in life

How close did it hit home to YOU though?

nighnigh

goodnight scoots.

Stop posting shitty attention bait posts.

NEE NEE SCOOTALOO CHAN

LOL

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what if he does kill himself though? you'll get in so much trouble

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

For what?
Cyber bullying?
Good luck enforcing that with its woeful conviction rates.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LAUGH !

I will not

eh

If he kys then it won't be because of the grouchy one, user-kun~.

I'm going to start calling you Rem now

Cause that bitch got ultra cucked

fits you perfectly

they'll execute you in your state

then what will be the real reason?

That's no way to talk to someone you want something from soto-kun

/pat

I also live in Canada.
I wouldn't trust them to make it through customs in a timely fashion.

@Luka

youtube.com/watch?v=WYscUmZvhNA

A bit personal, user-kun.
Personally, I'm betting on accidental electrocution.

I'm content with everything all things considered

@Luka

booo

The only thing I want from you is to take your own life lmao

Hah.
No.

I'd rather you kill me with your bare hands~

That said, if I ever have a travelling fund, I'll make damn sure to sample some of your baking.

Exactly my point, really.

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I will bake you a cake or a pie~

DAS CUTE

are you sure
what godforsaken evil is hidden away in your subcoscious, desu?

Internet is home to many murders you know.

It wouldn't exactly be hidden if I told you now would it

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xd edgy

im ready

good
-unzips katana-

Ur a shit shitposter.

l-lewd .///.

What if Subtle see's us?

lewd

so was your pic

You will not touch me or my subtle

Wtf?!?
Grim is a furry?
I hate him nao.

He's been a furry.
Where the hell have you been?

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In cave full of Roleplayers and weebs.

Pls gibbe attenshuns

nope
only lovey dovey hug

Don't pun me on.
I'll shank you in the bathroom.

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yeah it comes out of my dick

test no

that's a lewd fuckign hug nigga

yuri~ is pure.

Luka + Grim OTP

Also, that's ShitFox, not Test.

He's fat though.

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it was either one of them

NO
SABBY NO
WHY

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Th-thanks.

no homo

Is that Rei? God the movies really fucked up her animation

Calm down

pls no

Im eating curry with a tortilla
absolutely haram

GIMME

I want to beat you with

I'm worried about you because of your unhealthy eating habits

What the actual fuck?

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Oh, fine. No fun allowed.

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Yeah, well...

D-don't be.

IS THAT ASUKA?????????????

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:)

i aint black

nope

*bite*

Yeah
isn't her rework awesome
fucking kill yourself

your sense of humor makes me want to fucking destroy your life

I can't help it
you ma frand

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good
:)

I'd beat elma too

Like its common courtesy to give a reacharound, Grim

Its the 21st century Tsuchi
We need to be innovative

It actually tasted like shit so I went to go heat up some rice instead

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

shes so cute tho ;~;

Stealing for a nigger is just low.
You're better than this.

I DUNNO OK
IT JUST HAPPENED ONE DAY

:O

at least i enjoy humor

OH it's not?

Ah you tricked me you faggot

I'm going to make you pay for what you've done.

Lies! We're both 500lb black biker dudes and you know it!

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It's curry.
It'll always taste like shit.
And give you the shits.

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ok then you can suck my cock and it'll be all good

I'm so sorry :(

I steal what I like.
doesn't matter who it's from.

its fine

all of them are cute grim. that show is a heart attack.

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This is like that other time when you had waffles with chicken and watermelon.

It's not fine though. Stop lying to yourself.

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no

lamo nated tiles
lmao

do you know it?

humor
smiles
and laughter

^w^

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the cutest are recorder loli and looks too old to be in fifth grade loli.

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I know. It's like shanking myself in the liver every other time I talk with you. But it really is okay. Because our vibes meld sometimes, and when that happens, it's fucking glorious

Chicken and waffles is good though what the heck are you on about

lmao what

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I'd never steal someone's avatar, you double nigger.

Has that happened yet?

Ni hao.

It's happened plenty of fucking times..
cmon

eww

a wet willy

>_

luka

wut? :D

You spent too much time in michigan.

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non non biyori. two of the characters. this one is looks too old to be in fifth grade loli.

and the purple haired one, ren, is the other.

S A V E D

I KNOW THE SHOW
THE NYANPASU IS AUTISTIC

IDK ABOUT REN

I mean kogasa or whatever her name is

I don't have that picture saved, incredibly.

youtube.com/watch?v=JAEbJs-rnVc

u fkn wot m8
I swear you're another bland white guy like Subtle or Mordin
You probably don't eat bell peppers cause they're too spicy lol

That's actually a good mix believe it or not

hotaru yeah

nani

sabby

pls

post india stoker

ren is the autistic loli. nyanpasu.

Oh.

When?

I never said I didnt like spicy foods wadafak

What a mess.

lol
the left one is wearing a dinner plate

im fuckin done

I'm from Texas, so I'm the type to just throw more peppers into everything.
I even have a habanero plant on my patio I pickle, dehydrate or cook them fresh in shit.

Hi master

saved

shut up lasagna boy

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Okay then :/

I was legit trying to remember a time. Sorry I don't connect to everyone like you :(

you're a mess. finish those papers.

ok, but i swear you made a joke that went over my head, luka. i'm watchin' you.

:|

Like.
When we have those deep talks at night.

At least twice then.

cmon.

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watch me moar~

You sound like a fucking spic rn lmao

The times I cried?

Papers take time. Like thunder reaching the ears of the masses.
Besides, I got one week till freedom.

one on the right has nice smile

got the one where the loli is talking about being able to break chopsticks with her butt?

take a lot of time apparently. never see you anymore.

sure

I thought you only cried once

I cry a lot, man.

I'll give you a taste.
Try reading Gimpel the Fool.

Why am I organizing my pc by pokedex number with a box for breeding and another for doubles?

because autism

My dad's long time girlfriend is a super white spic that tries to act as white as possible and I've been to family functions of theirs.
I generally just would hang around the old people, drink mezcal, and help cook either on the grill or a pit.
I'd speak English, they'd speak Spanish but we could mutually understand each other.

Autism?

eh. I'll wait for the movie.

luka

punch me in the face

pls

I can imagine Luka just walking up to that girl and saying "You got a purdy mouth" and start winking.

youtube.com/watch?v=ha3AawmvHLA

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*holds your face gently instead*

Yes. Their smiles are the focus of the picture.

did somebody say autism?

In this one situation, I cannot deny this.

moar

yes

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Literally everyone here.

just
stop
its not worth it

I would

strawpoll.me/10891931

never mind soto, I found it. thanks for nothin'

well shit.

luka

you gotta move your fist really fast in the direction of my face

put some stank on it

I thought you hated spics though
Then again your dads gf sounds kind of like a cunt
You should fuck her, that'll teach her

10/10 movie.

What the fuck?

do you have the autisms?

What the fuck lol

Yeah, I know

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this is weird as hell. I feel like I'm on all the drugs.

honestly it would just lightly graze your cheek
then I'd give it a lil pat

4chan is a great place for stuff.

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My dad is even more racist than me so it's shocking that he's with a spic to be 100% honest.
I'm "functionally racist" where I just judge groups by their majorities, not some innate hatred of them.

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*cums in your hair*

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youtube.com/watch?v=M6KIqe199n4

I'm the only sane man here.

i stop right before your adorable puffy cheeks

IT'S NOT IN ENGLISH

YOU'RE USELESS

breadsticks seem like a bit much. you don't want a breadstick down a hallway situation.

Rin I'm going to buy you some breadsticks

Time to start training

im not hungry yet...

i might get Subway in a bit.

Learn a language pleb.

hey buddy wanna play sum games

how do you even find things like this

grim

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I wouldn't learn Yiddish, I can tell you that.

after my massive mushroom head mashes your prostate to dust, bitch

like saying, "consider this a mercy"?

you callin' me fat?

OH FUCK I JUST READ THAT SHIT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

THAT ANUS WOULD BE DEVASTATING

I didn't ask if you were

Im getting chicken gyro

yes bc

You could use it to infiltrate the kikes and destroy the terrorist state of Israel.

10/10

mmmhm.

there are 211 sex offenders in my zip code

WHAT THE FUCK

Long long ago. Holla Forums was a distant relative of /x/ and they'd post that video every now and then.

It was awful. Like the Jewish faith.

Israel is a growing economy you know.

after my snake with a german helmet mashes your prostate to dust, bitch

Not right now I'm afraid. In a couple hours, maybe.

i'm callin' ya a healthy non-malnourished gal, darlin'

gyro scope

use criminaljustice.ny.gov/SomsSUBDirectory/search_index.jsp?
and check again

everything starts to make sense now.

'cause of the otp?

the only thing you top is the list of prison pussies getting prolapsed in the showers after chow.

brb, putting finger down my throat to stay skinny.

I feel like a normie for liking this song.

okay.... -clicks-

Who do you think really is my thread OTP?

Concern.

I have like 25

Wait that's the one I just used

I counted everyone

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You must live in a nice neighborhood

oh fuck

I know

*hugs you to keep you from doing that*
you don't need to be like them~

most of them are niggers

not surprised

W-what...?

I blame my mom for wanting to live here... We used to live in the projects in 14st.... I don't know the exact place but she moved here for no reason

he read this as breadsticks.

Oh yeah Grim you missed it

I might fuck my friends ex gf just so he could get over her already
That nigga wont stfu about her, he's like a broken record and Im so done with that

This is their 3rd time getting back together and I got so triggered after we all gave him advice on his relationship and had a pretty nice bonding moment and he broke up with her just to get back with her 2 days later and completely disregarded everything we told him.
Now like everyone is constantly bullying him and I told him its a free game since they aren't in a relationship but just friends but he's desperately trying to get back with her but shes like nah man

dailydot.com/layer8/pokemon-go-nyc-bans-sex-offenders/?fb=dd

you're safe at least a little bit

what
thats a horrible idea

you've had more convicts shoot into you than a nightclub with a "no sneakers" policy.

i worry that i will say the wrong person and we'll be back at square one.

you're right. i will simply incorporate more fiber into my diet. thanks, luka. ♥

I mean't to say chopsticks

Don't fuck you friend's ex gf

that's it. we're having a two-some and there will be pictures taken.

nah, I'm open to your opinion, there is no wrong answer as long as you think hard about it

please

I insist

The next statement feels obvious and my answer is an indignant no.

and my answer is an indignant no.

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fiber
protein
veggies
fruit

right, because she's a girl and girl's are icky. good advice.

Lol you can't ban people from playing a vidya

and this place is fucking dangerous, I rather get raped than be murdered

Cuomo just did

yeah I guess

wise move. just seems like a skill no one needs.

I got Ben and Jerry's~

Girls are comfy though.

♥

me in the middle 2w ago

not worth the trouble they bring.

The splinters would be upsetting at best.

honestly that has been my main thought every time I look at that image.

takananka so pretty~

Can't wait to vote his faggot ass out

the nurses will take plenty of photos to help the surgeon best determine how to repair your blasted asshole.

my first instinct was to say lexi because i see y'all being cute together sometimes.

i will incorporate more grains in the form of whiskey.

!!!

Unless they're plastic chopsticks.

Then the shards of plastic cutting into your ass would be unbearable.

alt 4

Hypergamy is a real danger~

Yuhh. one of those nights~

who wouldn't you say lexi for lol

dyslexia. that's how it will go down in reverse? soon you'll be able to tell me if this hurts.

what kind?

moar pls

Who are yew:?

I hate you.

No.

That guy.

i can't believe you just posted a video of me destroying your anus!

Seeing your friend become corrupted by his gf is like one of the worst feelings though

To the point where he listens to her more than us

Hate fucking his ex does seem like quite a bit of drama tho

dyslexia

;~;

Really hate you know.

rye. ♥

uh oh. well, the positive here is that you're about to enter a world of cold, creamy amazingness!

any woman who pits a man against his friends isn't worth being worried about.

Watching this cupcake show is so exciting lol

this is a strange train of thought we've set in motion.

good one. woman have no class.

cupcake wars?

it's so good. Strawberry cheesecake is like my biggest weakness.

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wish luka was still mod so he could spoiler all these gross images for me

My boyfriend?

Do you have a Relaxed or Sassy Diancie?

And also a destiny knot I could ask to borrow?

YUH!

I just wanna bake stuff forever

Watashi wa shoujo~

mada mada

hi friend

Obligatory.

it's weirdly entertaining. I always get mad at how stupid most of the contests are. every time they open their mouths I just want to smack them.

not looking that up. english!

hey boo, what's up?

Its not even that dude
Like my friend boston is a super awkward white guy that never did anything bad
Now he smokes pot and takes norcos thanks to his gf

Shit gets me so fucking mad

Nope.
I'm the only guy that post foxes.

It might be wise listening to someone else more than you :^)

bored
might play mgsv or fap in a second
what are you doing

Gosh, so lazy.

It stops being obligatory once you miss the timing, and just becomes pathetic.

just being here and watching wings on the other screen. mgsV was great. haters gonna hate. I thought it was the best one since 2. the gameplay was the best of all of them.

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give me a kiss darling.
and tell me how you've been doing.

one needs only know me for about five minutes to learn this about me.

I hate when they get pity votes cause their backstory even if their food is shit.

It kinda happens that way with any contest type show though.

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that family guy sketch was still really funny but i dont know anything else about the shows

how about you pause it and send me some nudes ok?

Did you ignore my question?

that fox girl has the cutest smile ♥
saved

Punishment for the lazy would be appropriate

yeah. it's a bit bullshit, but whatever. judges are softies.

the show is pretty good. probably boring to most people these days I'd bet.

no boo. no nudes.

if I did it wasn't intentional. can you ask again?

what punishment would you propose?

she sounds like a piece of shit, soto. don't put your dick in that.

you've got me wondering if B&J's has a cupcake flavor. to google!

i've been doing ok, i guess. just treading water per usual. you?

i think its very mean not to help me in my time of need

you play mad max btw

Cato?

Wolf.
She's a wolf.

Do you have a Relaxed or Sassy Diancie, and also do you have a Destiny Knot I can have/borrow?

it's a bit mean to ask for nudes all the time.

I do not. I've been thinking about getting the game though.

sure looks like a fox.

wolf is good 2

treading on water?
tell me more details

Kinda want to go on the show, but I don't wanna be on tv.

Do they!?

Deciding.
Probably going to poof again.

Other one.

yeah idk if im gonna buy it or not
im not ASKING ALL THE TIME
im just having this hormone thing
itll go away but for now i think its very disrespectful not to help me out

Help me delete my Steam for good

Different ears.

I do not think I do, but I can check. I only got one diancie from a download and I'm not even sure I still have it because I care so little about keeping my pokemon when I want to replay.

you'd be at an unfair advantage anyway.

fine, be that way.
bye I guess

what are you, 13? most people are in control of their hormones.

hard to tell.

im 18 and i am not

Fair enough.
Destiny Knot is honestly more important to me.

How? These people own their own bakery already and stuff.

Not going yet.
I'm a captive till Wednesday.

sounds like you're 13.

I'll give my games a quick look. have to bust out the old 3ds because my main one is in the middle of a cutscene in a game I started a month ago but haven't had the energy to play.

judges like the cute ones best, I've noticed.

OH COME ON

I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA SAY THATS Epfaoisdhvpaduvhaeprhv

support.steampowered.com/kb_article.php?ref=9609-OBMP-2526

Hurry up

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i can pretend to be if thats your thing

Just whenever you have a chance is fine.
It's better than trying to do Pokemon Contests and fight the same trainers for a 10%

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