NuJumani

This is like the concentrated essence of the 80s-2000s Nerd vs Jock stereotype, but with its jewish core exposed.
Is it realy just because I have been browsing Holla Forums in the past that I recongize these things immideatly? I really bothers me. I am just 9 minutes in and the jewishness of this movie is just so on the nose. Pun intended.

Is there any reason for me to keep watching, Holla Forums?

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Here's a nice reason

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Great young padawan.

Now notice how every comedy has a jewish-joke. As in something about Bar Mitsvahs or shit like that.

I am not sure if the makers of the movie feel much braver now to make their film more jewish or if I just recognize them more than I used to. Or at all.

I just feel disgusted. It's like a metaphor of a jewish producer jacking off and soiling the movie industry in the same way Weinstein and other jewish producers literally masturbated on white women and made them watch.

It's disgusting.

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I continued watching.
Jesus Christ, they really gave a character a "badass jewish name".

LOL

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The only good thing about nuJumanji is that it knocked The Last Jedi out of the 1st spot on cinemas.

This is too subversive to me. I won't continue watching this.

Does anybody want to make a thread about this on Holla Forums?

Because Jews have the best system of meritocracy this world has ever seen. I used to be a hardcore Nazi now I am a Jewish convert. They promote their own people and take in the cream of the crop from the white race by marrying into their families.

Jews literally are kings who do not wear crowns in public.

Jews are the true ubermensch.