HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHAHA
Zachary Bennett
Isaac Murphy
I have no idea who this is, or who the character is, or what any of it is supposed to be
Is there a reason anybody should care?
Aaron Peterson
It's AMAZING ELECTRICITY BILL everybody knows that.
His superpowers are stealing used fake breasts for his suit and inflating nose.
Mason Ward
I bet that actor is a jew.
Jackson Turner
What an awful looking costume and tiny, tiny cock. Shazam works in comics and animated movies, not for live action, what a waste.
Daniel Mitchell
How many fucking superhero movies do we need?
Jose Hernandez
Ryan Allen
Dare I say: 'supermutts'?
Angel Cruz
It's Kazaam.
Jack Morris
how can you not know who Shazam is?
Gavin Richardson
You wish, m8.
Camden Fisher
Yet another step into the void of retardation for DC
Evan Perry
The 2012 logo almost looks like the Internet Explorer icon.
Robert Garcia
The hero we need
William Taylor
Black Adam is a much more interesting character than Shazam
Christian Bell
Why does hollywood love capeshit so much?
Biggest return of investment?
Aiden Edwards
Apparently they've been planning a Black Adam movie for like 10 years now with The Rock who's been preparing for the role all this time.
James Cooper
Nathan Kelly
...
Ryder Collins
Why couldn't they just make a Question movie?
Xavier Rogers
I literally have no idea who Shazam/Kazam is. Never heard of them before.
I would have figured Hollywood would reboot popular franchises a billion times more before scraping the bottom of the barrel like this.
Lucas Brooks
Nepotism plus subversion. Capeshit was pretty much invented by jews, so other jews seek to promote it. And it's also super handy to replace all the traditional mythos of western / white / greco-roman civilization.
Robert Nguyen
Costume looks a lot more comic accurate than usual, but the (((nose))) knows
Landon Sullivan
It looks like a "I wonder who could be behind this post" edit.
Jacob Bennett
No one really cares about them in a serious way, though. They are more interested in replacing Jesus with the holocaust: we have 6 million saint victims, you have just 1.
Joshua Allen
It is amazing since my space heater broke & I am freezing ass in here yet my bill is still like $118
Easton Stewart
Theres only one question in hollywood.
Gavin Hill
The Jewish Question?
Ethan Price
That's because your bill is based on average use and they aren't held to any legal standard. You could literally turn off the power to your house and still have a bill because the guy next door has the heater running all day while he's at work.
Jose Bailey
Wrong, fag.
Superheroes have always been apart of growing up for children in the land of the muts. You may not have read a single issue of Superman, but you knew who he was.
Thus, making films with recognisable but "new" ideas is what retards want.
The people seeing these films in droves don't know about superheroes and comics as a medium. They read a DenOfGek article before they walk in and claim they understand the character, then go home, read another article and watch the film a second time to point out all the easter eggs.
Chase Edwards
Grayson Adams
I don't see why not. Question was already rebooted from Objectivist to some kind of wishy washy buddhist
Jace Young