You'll never see Subaru being dismembered

Do you actually need advice or are you fucking off?

there you go taking me seriously again

fish fish fishy ohh

There you go thinking I'm taking you seriously again.

...

Daddy

It was dumb
You have these tiny plastic figurines and you "battle" them which consists of throwing one at the other
And if you win you take the other person's figure
= a lot of confrontations lol

That was posted nearly 24 hours ago

oh you bitch you got me

ky yourself

Hi scoots.

This sarcasm through text thing is getting old

I justhad the best idea ever

what if you made drone beyblades like they have helicopter blades on them to make them spin

or can I not into physics

maybe you could have like huge metal inductors in the board and sortof make them spin like with electromagnets

itwould probably be pretty dangerous though

STAHP MAKING NEW THREADS

i can mix things up

Ika~

You mean you're not going to be redundantly snarky?

Yeah?

Hug me ^^

;-;

so?

lol

-hugs and doesn't let go-

People put flamethrowers on drones in robot wars
Spinning blades might be even easier than that
Yeah there are reasons the audience sit behind bulletproof glass in that show

I can be whimsical and delightful.

:3

When Neru doesn't want to talk to you

Def

or if they were the size of a hamster you could have like a literal swastika of air tubes inside it and insert tanks with pressured air and release the air to make it spin

Ihave no idea how long it would spin though

somebody should fund it

Tell me a joke.

and use actual sharp blades and put dank hologram thingy on top.

What exactly are the victory conditions anyway

my life

idk what to respond to that ;;

Such is my life.
How be you?
I'm watching an Eric Andre show compilation and my god, suprised I didn't find out about it earlier.

...

There's that cynicism again

...

im good bro... just back from a road trip.

You actually replied. I feel a little bit happier.

IT'S GRASS DRAGON.

I have so many Steam Trading cards I don't even want anymore.

Wait, Grass Dragon is a 4x to ice.
I don't like it anymore.

okay okay for real this time

what happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.

i'm better at situational comedy.

If you are trying to build it and police look in your house they will think you're a terrorist

Knocking the other person's figure off the table/surface with your own
Of all the school fads it was probably one of the worst :c

teleport buffs when

what was the six afraid of the seven?

because seven had a 9 inch dick

...

You're starting to worry me

Which was the best then ?

That hurt my eyes.

He stopped replying.

So, if someone wants to answer now.

Is Drunkard Naomi-onee-chan?

Do you remember the time when Goggles hovers your post and doesn't mind her business when you reply to someone else

im out of control you gotta stop me

...

Goggles is cancer

Someone validate me being here.
I want to have fun before I lose a tooth.

...

Pokemon cards were the original

Googles and I are tight so she can hover over my post and not mind her own business when I reply to someone else whenever she wants.

What a coincidence.
So am I.

So much sad today

:)

eww

;)

You're going to make me stop responding to you if you react like that.

:(

i dont like that blue haired cue ball head.

bump

*pets gently*

autösage

*purs sexily*

Because you know nothing about her, and haven't watched the show, because of your foolish sense of pride over an unfounded opinion.

That's kind of you Rin ^^

:(

^_^ i just watched a movie about a cute kitty, called Keanu

nope

I feel like it's to be expect though, ehhe.

...

oh yeah

that movie i havent seen but ive heard is somehow okay despite all odds

Ugh, had to get up and do some stupid bullshit.
I don't even know what to talk about.

Wowoawoowa, how long was that journey?

strange!

the cat makes the whole movie worth :D
otherwise... it's kinda funny... i guess.

but yeah... it's all about that cat~

ikt
Did you cap the : I reaction faces in konosuba?
Shit is gold and I realized it too late

bout 13 hour round trip... 2 day layover

cap moar

...

dont leave me drunky

yea...

And where was you travelling to?
See a friend or landmark?

Details! :3

:O
he's bernie!

I might. This might be worth it. You could use it on 95% of the posters here too

I haven't left.
Yet.

Although I will have to in about five hours when my shift starts.

Until then, I'll be around. Maybe nap or something.

Scratch that nap.. I have to go get cigarettes. Back in ten.

to visit with my youngest daughter

just some old guy

how could this happen to me

ive made my mistakes

Anyone want to play Overwatch?

Use it!
:D
i want to see~

and the faces they make..... sooo
worth

me

rude

now what?

Oh wow, I didn't know you was a father.

I thought only hopeless faggots came here.

Hop on Discord.
I have to leave in a bit to get a tooth pulled though.
So can't play too long.

What?

As soon as I'm not busy so, winter
Also grinding competetive
Finally rank 60 is in reach

hmph... whatever...

so bored i cant even go back to sleep:(

aim for rank 1

...you wont like my answer to that >:)

Literally nothing I said in that statement was excluding you.
Stop being a victim.

not my fault... you bully me.

hmm?

twice... and assuming things baselessly is an outward representation of intelligence level

'cause you aren't a worth while person.
Lose the victim complex and you can join us now and then.

we've been over this...

i wont let you define my worth.
you dont get to put me lower than you.

we have?

Too late.
Everyone already does.

Guess you won't be joining after all.

yes, many times

you're wrong.

i dont remember.

i figured

Have fun staying excluded.

I'm back.
But now I'm gone.

Gonna fry some Matzo and watch TV.

Later, thread.

George, if you'd like, I'll have my phone on me. Can't promise I'll be actively watching it though

your actions caused this.

...

Well it has been said I am dumb as a bag of rocks.

Honestly wouldn't think a person with kids would have time for this stuff though.

hm?

traveling long distances for days at a time to visit them implies they dont live with me

There's that victim complex again.

today is a holiday.

There's your excuses again.

Ohhh, right; sorry for the heavy handed dumb discussion, I didn't really think.

I hope you enjoyed your trip though.

which one lol

BC day (BC)
civic holiday (all provincial)
heritage day (AB)
Natal Day (NS, PEI)
New Brunswick Day (NB)

the first one :)

The irony being I'm not the only one who chose to ban you from the Discord you so presumptuously tried to join uninvited.

it was a great trip...had alot of fun

"I-it's not like I wanted to play anyway"

BC is best tho... you know im originally from there?

Literally this.

Did you eat anything fun?

if only you had treated me better.

nah it was alot of convenience foods and whotnot... travel does that sometimes.

i didn't know
._.

where in bc you from?

Eating trashy food makes me smile. It is a very human experience.

Not like you can do anything about it.

yeah... a shame i'm the way you painted me.

vancouver

heh... i still managed to eat as healthy as possible. nuts and jerky are great for roadtrips

little boxes on the hillside

Awesome, I'm currently at my family's now, just generally chilling then trying to do this abandoned ruin I found on Starbound

...

tell me more

where in van city

how many years ago?

was it cheaper back then?

*hides scaredly from you*

was there a wall in your country?
i saw a wall in a simpsons vid

mountainsss

west vancouver... 12 years ago

yes, it was a little cheaper

I thought I was over the pokemon hype but then started talking about it with my friend and I'm super excite again.

Until you drop the victim complex you aren't joining the Discord.

That was actually Norwegian settlers in America, the wall wasn't in Norway.

Feels good, man.

Can I join discord? I'm never on it, but this strikes me as a funny time to get invited to the group.

go outside...

wow
fancy... west van was the nice part...

now it's like a mil + for anythign there...

and i hear rent is like around $1400

Can't let old dogs die.

I'm not doing anything. i don't know what youre talking about.

was 900 for the 1100sqft flat i had

oh... all i noticed was the flag was neru's
._.

discord.gg/Kk3rV

Even though I died like 8 times.

If you try to join I'm banning you Luka.
Not just kicking.

how do you figure out sqft?

Wow, this viscerally empty experience is what Luka is pining for? I would be lying if I said I didn't completely understand.

1 square foot = 0.000022959 acres.

1 acre = 43,560 square feet.

been in murica too long... into the metric

Length in feet x Width in feet

I was just tickled shitless to kick them.
Literally no poo in me.

what does it look like?

Sh sh sh shh, goodnight sweet prince.

I nearly flipped when 76 dropped the old dog line though.
I didn't know he said that prior to changing my name.

Of course there isn't poo in you, you've been getting a 24 hour enema for the last three years.

Riiiiiiightt..

what DID it look like 11 years ago?

west vancouver... s15th st. close to ambelside

Not even kidding.
I use to use this name like a year ago before teh game was announced.
I have a screen shot on Steam to prove it.

You would need to find proof.

https:[email protected]/* */,-123.156327,3a,75y,35.28h,118.32t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1st2L3kH9Zr64dk1_UuaZSXw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1

looks pretty good

see

Go to my profile and look at my only screenshot.
Check the date.
I think it's from back in Feb.

i see

must have been fun

Sure sure~

How do I know you didn't just hack Steam through the Facebook API?

Anyway I might be back high as a kite depending on what they give me at the dentists.

Later, all.

bye squash

it was...then i took a transfer offer to the states

Make sure someone is with you so that they don't take all of you teeth away in their dental lust.

Is Dangan Ronpa 3 any good?

I will do soon, takes me 2 hours to walk home, never really liked to be in town though.

THERE IS A DANGANRONPA 3?!

is gaia online any good

is neopets any good

Yes in anime version.

...

Yeh

She wasn't talking to you

No i was talking to them.

what do you do now?

same thing i did then...

work?

time for a nap... ^_^

Whaddyamean anime version?
Oh, it is an anime now.
Oh well.

Well, my wishlist just seems to get bigger as my bank account shrinks.

cn.ca/

lol i liek trains

train rides!

ill trade u for a day lol

not my division... overseas containers only

Yeah, they made the first one in anime too.

1000 years of cum

aww :(

Huh?

I think I'm missing a meme here or something.

ok... really going

nap tiem

Yeah, a quote from nanners reads gelbooru.
I couldn't sit and listen to it all, like my god...

I don't know what nanners or a gelbooru is.

nini

Competetive became 250% more tolerable

Oh, I mean nyanners.
And gelbooru is the website where you can find hentai or pics of various animu characters, like danbooru and stuff.

Here is the example.

not many cunt more annoying than that one

I just want to stab Cherub in the nuts

I have a high tolerance for annoying.
But the cringe of the comments... oh god... I can't handle that shit.

I didn't even see that
lemme check

Does the thought make you wet? I bet it does. I have a recurring thought of strapping you onto a bed while digging that knife deep into your throat till you choke on your own blood.

This is almost alicefag lvl cringe

...

...

I-i'm just kidding you know

this is definitely alice level cringe

how

Clearly you haven't met the same edgy people i have.

They met me

I keep winning, earned like 9 ranks up without a sweat

Trust me, this is water next to what i've seen.

cute nyanners meme being ironic
:D

rekt all the people who took her seriously, lol

i should try.... one day.

Try now
Still didn't do your placement matches?

eh, i think i'll go out side instead. after a shower.
i'll think about it though...
playing a real game... playing real placements

and being placed in 80+
;~;
sooo low.

Ironic retardation is still just retardation.

Thats full pro
60 is already good enough, top 10%

...

...

Get

get

fdsklb;kdfmbb

...

Also stop turning me on

We talking about cringe?
I knew a person so cringey, that I've talked to them drunk, sober, stoned and off my tits on amphetamines; and every time under any influence I couldn't stand their company.

Imagine, being on drugs that are supposed to kill the ego and bring a sense of togetherness and openess inside you; and be like 'Yeah, no dude, I gotta go and do stuff'

No one gets placed 80+.. the most you can get is 69/70 if you go 10-0 :c

I already got to 52 easily
where you at

no isn't being number 1
or top 10 make better sense??
out of a hundred?

you should reach to become top rank 25

80 seems extremely low though?

try hardssss

62
But I haven't been able to play in something like 2 weeks
Meanwhile my friends got to 68 without me xD

Luka, I know this is hard to comprehend, and I'm about to burst some bubbles for you, but..
In Overwatch, HIGHER RANK IS BETTER
:3

Wanna play?

Lowest player is rank 2, he must have serious autism

I will not be seeing Suicide Squad because of Will Smith

I can't waste a good $17 on him anymore

I'll catch up, cur

wrong picture

test

slut

And i meant the post was a test.

Why should i?

the overwatch rank system sounds complicated and backwards

brb going in the shower to go outside now

Git it ;;

Going for a jog shower, bbl

get overwatch

I don't know

...

n-nnhhh...

Do you want more?

nnn I have seen clips and itis not my kind of game

Volumizing shampoo ftw~

Colby.
Should I run a Yveltal?

dyslexic get

No wories Luka I'm sure you can get your 25 without much of an issue.

Gotta go, see you in 2 hours.

I'm scared

Good luck on your jog

About what?

of falling in love

...

We all are at some point.

Fags

no ur a fag xd

ily velms

No u, fag

Kek

:^]

We're all fags. Why do you think we are here?

No.

KEKKLES MCGEE

you broke my heart

From number 3

•w•

Again or still?

Hmm?

I need new flip flops :(

cant go wrong with quicksilver

they are all i wear

both ;_;

NANA

except I have to toothbrush first

I think I want to run a Curse/Baton Pass Eeveelution

So I can ditch my speed for attack and baton pass into Mega Mawile.

Thats their address

I'm just not ready for it

I like to just get the $1.00 ones so I can have a pair of like every color^^

#rekt

never love somebody that doesn't love themselves, Boo~

I'm so confused x_x

Neither am i to be honest.

same

I MISSED THE SALEEEEEEEEEEEE

:3

The thing is just... is Umbreon a good defensive pokemon?
It's really tanky, but...
would Sylveon be better? It's not as physically tanky, but its type may be a better choice.

But another no-speed Mawile might be able to take it out before I can set up.
Which, like, isn't that big a deal, but having that curse into Baton Pass would let me free a move on Mawile.

ur mom's a tank

where do we go from here?

OOOKK bedtim for real

nini mgd

the only time i ever played comp pokemon i just used a rain build with two ludicolos

nini

Lol.
I want to build a comp team and beat at least one person before Gen7.

Then I want to see what all Gen7 changes.
Like, can the Mystic Artes be used in comp?

here i am

yay

i found this on twitter
kinda want

*pet*

hi

Thats a very gay looking picture.

He has a weird face.

too thick for my taste

Hello.

ur a gay looking picture

no u

pls, jojo is supposed to have tree trunk tier legs

When nobody wants to talk to you because you're an autistic snake

Name pls.

Hi everyone else c:

hi

You're like one of the only people here who know what I look like, rude.

so whats up with you?

What's new bc

im just not attracted to masculinity

show me those buns hun and ill take it back

fag

boards.4chan.org/v/thread/346964663

Nuffin, why is Goggles an "autistic snake"?

Because he's an aspie and can't make friends, that's the autism part

The snake part is because he's manipulative, lying, and passive aggressive

I dunno man

most true thing ive read all day

Nothing.

show me those pursed cheeks fam, you know you wanna

Oh he's the same way with me... also making me feel like I'm the cause of his problems...

Xth for its cute posting time

Post cute opened mouth

jojoposting ~= dick posting > cuteposting

I'm really lazy though.

do it for dio

why does swedish come in here everyday to call himself cute?

because she is cute

Dio is pretty gay though.

This is straight up the only picture on my phone with my mouth open

I don't know do you want it to go on?

because nobody else compliments them

Lol cute

Go on?

lol oh my

reply

Hot, do that more often

Nevermind.

...

may i have a hug?

...

Do you find value in that hug?

o bby that half dead look is gr8

Oh no no no

Don't group link me with other people

What do you think about running a Curse/Baton Pass Umbreon with Trick Room?

Yes

Pretty solid, but you're gonna have to play around trick room really heavily

...

ow

In always half dead. Dead inside Byron stuck in a living vessel

Why does it keep hurting?

-licks your tears-

because you're too strong

This is a realization I had when I started looking for the slowest speed Pokemon that can learn both Curse and Baton Pass.

I'm not sure how much I like having a team so heavily based around a set up.

*pet*
aint nothin gay about jojo or anyone on or in it

awaken my masters

Just lots of posing.

I'm not that strong.

aint nothin gay bout that

How often do you pose?

You kinda are iirc

whenever i lift, sometimes when i play the flute

I wanna cute post too :(

I wanna see a pose.

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