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fucking n word

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Dead of the night.

Colby, you should breed me some pokes.

Nigga yeah nigga nigga yeah nigga.
I should be a rapper since it's just so close to poetry.

Don't "breed" with the Pokemon, either.

You can't control me.

Animal abuse charges probably can't either.

Do you ever sleep

THE ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD BUG

What if fuck one that can talk.
Pokemon can obviously comprehend shit.

I sleep around 2 hours a night. An hour nap at work.

Bugs are cool though.
Moths especially.

You understand you're killing yourself, right?

go to bed squash

also dont listen to grim he's not our friend

Pokemon were people to begin with, the pokemon that carries a mask with it is proof of this

I'm use to it.
I feel decently rested.

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I haven't seen it since I was a kid, but wasn't the Deoxys movie about how pokemon are from space?

Wrong. Arceus created it all.
He was a Pokemon. Humans came later.

"STOP BEING MY FRIEND"

"DONT LISTEN TO GRIM HES NOT OUR FRIEND"

Oh, and then THIS fag shows up.

You do understand that fact though, right?

Pokemon's mythos varies from each game.

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My body kicks into REM sleep pretty fast.
I get enough of that and I'm good.

Most sleep is useless.

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hey chocolate daddy

Well, I haven't played one since Ruby/Sapphire.

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or use erins ext it has a built in one

hi

That is probably where Arceus came from

Want the pokedex entry cause it clearly says spirit of a human, carrying around a mask that is the death face of their original body

gdfxc

sup

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Bazinga

Obey your chocodaddy and go to bed before he beats you again.

Hey, Luke.

Wasn't the first though.

What a fucking nerd.

I just woke up.

sup

I was bought new furniture against my will. I now have to empty my room.

I have yet to unpack my nendoroid, nor have I hung up my posters.

Goodnight.

I feel like this is backwards.

g-goodnight

Capping and seeing if George want's McDonalds.

I'll be back in 15.

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Fucking casual then.

Yamask is a shadow-like Pokémon holding a mask that has a face from its time as a human. It has two shadowy, tendril-like arms and large, red eyes. It also has a small tail-like appendage that holds the mask.
Due to being a human long ago, it has memories of being a human. If someone wears the mask Yamask carries, they will become possessed by the Yamask in question. Sometimes, it looks at this mask and cries, apparently in longing. Yamask is known to wander the ruins of ancient civilizations.

If humans become pokemon then all pokemon are then equal to being human regardless if they were first pokemon or human as obviously the two are interchangeable not different at all, also making the training and league slavery trades

Do NOT disobey your chocodaddy.

Can't win, huh?

Real men don't play videogames.

Never mind, my card is out of money.

That's kind of dumb.
Not all Pokemon are ghosts.
A lot of Pokemon have no connection to humans as a base of creation.

I'm an AI, not a real man at all, you figured me out.

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tbh I'm betting that Arceus thing turned the first groups of humans into pokemon and that pokemon were never really "created" but instead were like made out of humans

I'd implore you read closely to the first line "Yamask is a shadow like pokemon holding a mask that has a face from ITS time as a human" it doesn't imply that only Yamasks were human once or that ghost pokemon were only human once. It implies it just happens to be the only pokemon that carried with it traits from being a human. Now it's a given that no theory or actual lore is logical when it comes to pokemon cause nintendo is shit at that but the fact is the pokedex implies something infinitely more sinister than pokemon are just this cute race of things pooped out by the horse god pokemon

Space and time didn't exist before Arceus made Palika and Dialga.
Humans literally could not exist.

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The simple fact that you can catch Arceus, Dialga and Palika tells me that those are just myths. Pokemon did not make the universe in their world they just are insanely strong and old civilizations painted them as gods or are you going to try to tell me the humans just so happened to outgod gods and trap them in little devices?

have to go to work at 11

kill me

goodnight

Myths don't exist. You couldn't catch them if that were the case.

And it's a game. The lore is going to have to bend for you to catch them because it's no fun for kids if you can't.

That lady's face as she gives up like "cake's already gone, let him become chocolate boy if he wants".

No you see that only works if you ignore Mew who was in the games from the start but not able to be found without cheating, a god like pokemon that you could not catch yes later generations ass raped that but they also raped pokemon in general and turned them into the weirdest looking things ever

did you see that new chapter of bleach holy shit m8

Yes it was exciting but really rushed

You got Mew from an official promotion.

Yeah, but I'm still confused. Did his sword break or revert into what it was? Is that the new bankai? His old shikai? wtf though

Does not count as catching, real life acts do not count as in game lore acts

You can't catch Sableye in Ruby.
That makes it a myth by that logic.

Probably his old shikai, cause the idiot only broke his new shit in the future completely forgot that there was an original sword still. Or something time related at least

But what about the powers that Yhwach stole from Ichigo? Are those gone too or did Tsukishima rewrite the past and made him keep it? I'd assume so since he could still use bankai but iunno.

Also upon further reading on Arceus I found this "Arceus is known as "The Original One", as it is said that it created Sinnoh and Ransei, and possibly the entire Pokémon universe, along with the lake guardians and creation trio." it only says he possibly created the universe all that is confirmed is Sinnoh Ransei and the pokemon mentioned. Ask yourself if you are a human and you see some horse pokemon thing create two continents would you not start thinking he made the universe?

The powers he stole were the quincy ones I believe, the original shikai and bankai were the hollow the new ones were the two together as one. Don't even ask me how the new one even survived two seconds before being broke minus the quincy powers lol I have no clue

Kubo is such a nigger but his manga is ending in August I believe.

Pokemon lore canonically states Arceus was the first being to exist from nothing. Literally says Pokemon came first. No humans are made until after Dialga, Giratina, Palkia, Mew, and the trio of Mesprit, Uxie, and Azelf at the very least.

I'm off to do other shit because you're making this convoluted.

Yup it is! People are already speculating some like Bleach V2 like narudo is doing. If it follows his one sister then I am okay with this

I got this from the bulbapedia thing, tell me where it says he created everything and confirms it

Or is tonight the don't show your work night? :^)

Literally the first thing under the History section.
It's the in game lore.

I want to see a spinoff where Ichigo hooks up with Orihime and he lives a fairly normal life with a bit of hollow killing. SO ALL THE RUKIA FAGS GET BTFO. KUBO I DEMAND THIS.

Find me any contradictory in game lore.

hey testie you wanna play some games?

Under the Evolution section it also says that the in game mythos states humans evolved from Pokemon at some point as a possible origin point.

Humans are a distinct form of life and did not exist until after this split in evolution.

Ipso facto, Pokemon came first.

I too shall game.

k

Also using asinine emotes makes you look like a conceited ass.

Just saying.

What's up Test, how ya doing?

History section where? This isn't evidence, I directed you to my source you are just saying it's in the history section so it's in the game's lore

Ichigo is probably going to be forever alone as the spirit godking thing

you got my attention

over this...

bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pokémon_world

On the same site you told me you got your shit from.

Back home now from hours of pokemon adventures!

(Boolaboosh)
..well i guess Subnautica would be nice? ^_^;
its nice too that it's 40% off now.

pls no, I want to see him hang out with grimmjow and do awesome shit

I got your attention for chatter.
Not really to make you come here.

It is said in many of the "Sinnoh legends" LEGENDS, not fact and not even world wide legends at that

Pretty good, spent most of the day tidying up around the house. Went out to see Star Trek Beyond. After Sulu's husband got a third scene it was essentially just funny how much they were trying to remind us he's gay. Outside of that it's been not much of a day.

Guess now I'm gonna play some memewatch maybe.

Find a contradictory statement then.

lol i wonder what a Muk or Grimer pic would look like
:D

I did, what I showed you is contradictory what is in your very evidence is contradicting it. Legends don't equal fact. Especially with humans involved in making the legends up, Loch Ness for example

Then find me a fact about the origin of humans vs pokemon.

Nice, have fun

Also I'm about to be in game so I'm probably going to be gone for a while.

Well seeing as humans were not around at the beginning by your terms, tell me exactly when did we learn about who made the universe? How did they stumble across such information? Did the pokemon write it down somewhere for them? Mew has all the dna of every pokemon ever which means he too has Arceus dna but Arceus nowhere is said to have the dna of all pokemon, is Mew god of gods then?

lol it ate pysduck?

No it ate the sword

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oh right
any for grimer?

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Unlikely as Kubo is a massive troll

*pets*
:)

Hey

thank you

wussup

cute

Happy Yui! Woah!! Shes so cute!!

A) Lollipop
B) Pop a loli

Sad Yui....Oh no....:what happened??

yay anime!

:)

Pop a molly

Gimme.

TIL Megumin's seiyuu is Emilia's seiyuu

Just debating pokemons which I lately got into for the first time thanks obama, actually no I mean pokemon go, wussup witchu?

Yeah

Happiest

Yay oddly shaped pokemons

Hi Erio :3

Tired Yui, haha
She didn't get much sleep :p

I want to pet Yui.

That video I posted was pretty funny but no one will click it because Hillary Clinton is in the thumbnail.

What are you requesting?

They need to add all the weird ones to Pokemon Go; the first 150 isn't enough.

ay gurl

I will pet You(i)

Erio pls

Erio gib pets

NO DON'T GIVE THEM TO HIM

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Subway

I want Yui to pet me

toast toast toast toast toastiest

P
E
T
S

How you doing

I wouldn't be surprised if you partly like being called a girl. :3

You have to meow and say please. I make Spoilers do that and he might get mad if you don't have to.

I had that recently; it's pretty bad compared to this other more local sub place that isn't really even much more expensive.

Emily you fuck

You take your big dick and you put it away

YOU FUCK

You entirely like being called a girl?

I need to stop saying fuck

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N-nyaa~

Onegaishimasu onii-chan~

Tired, I fell asleep not very long ago and just woke up
hopefully I fall back out soon
what are you up to tonight?

Wish I had a better local resturaunt
We have a mcdonalds here which is absolute shit
zero reason to ever go there
we havea kfc//taco bell
hands down the best ristorante in town
and then a subway
where you can eat fresh
what is it like jimbo johns or something?

I guess the fact that you're posting that anime girl now is a yes. ^^

Good job. :3 -pets your hair-

Oh yeah this is why I unsubscribed from that channel holy shit spam

was playing a game but i think i've pretty much done everything so im done for now i guess

I kinda woke up and now I had my coffee and that's about it ^^

^^

She is my spirit animal

holy mother of tabs batman

It's called DiBella's. You only have shit chain fast food? Weird.

How're you cutie?

So basically you're a girl in a guy's body.

spirit animal

anime girls with basses are my fetish
just imagine what those big thick strings feel like on their soft fingers >/////

Wuh?

I have more when I am trying to program.

Had coffee.

Now unsure what to do.

*plays your bass*

Emotionally? Basically

Physical human

Hm well
we have 2 chinese resturaunts
a place called Dino's steakhouse and pizzeria
a place called the frontierr that serves like dinner and breakfast food like omelettes and spaghettii
but all kind of expensive and not very comfortable to go into

we used tp havea bbreaddeaux here it was the fucking bomb
My little brothers grandparents used to own it so him and me would get free food there
I miss that place

You probably have an andless amount of foodage available up in that city huh
especially thick fat hot dogs

my strings are even thicker than normal strings .///.

more please

little sissiboi

More of what

Let's play a game

How close is the closest "proper" fast food place like McDonalds/Burger King/KFC/Subway(?)?

Closest here is like 30km away. ;;

Your strings are so thick my fingers can't handle~

Get out.

go to sleep

*pets*
also subway is less than 1 mile from me

i dunno
:c

I live like 5 blocks away from my work at kfc
sheeiiiit

ay gurl what dat mouth do

Could come hang with me.

Go sleep forever.

Kogasa! Woah she's so cute!!

Well figure that out

Talks? And eats and breathes

NoFun.tar.bz2

What's up.

Damn

How the Desu

Daaaaayym

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mmmmmmffff
back it up girl

*hugs*

I want to marry kogasa !

and I live right behind a wendys. god bless america

Fun is a bannable offense on Holla Forums.

2miles away

All that comes to mind is you rubbing your cock. There's an idea.

Maybe I should use feminine pronouns with you. :3

I don't live downtown, but yeah, my area is annoyingly populated, so there are a lot of restaurants and stuff.

The Original Hot Dog Shop down in Oakland is the best place for thick, fat hot dogs.

i want to look at games i cant afford

You should marry a gator.
By jumping in the nearest bayou.

BREAK IT DOWN BITCH, LET ME SEE YOU BACK IT UP
DROP THAT ASS DOWN LOW AND PICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER UP

I want freedom too

Jelly

Why is it tho

You are fun.

It is sore from rubbing it a lot yesterday

No, no you shouldn't

I am not mording

I want ikt

B-but I'm not for sale~

*Licks*
Accept my steam add

No pending requests tho

Maybe later then.

Hey
I see you over there
Squoshin

steamcommunity.com/id/spooooooooooooookyy/

what happened to your money anyway

and my donuts

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Did TP pass out yet? Raw unfiltered TP is a lot to swallow, lol

I have yet to pass out

he teeped out

I am getting hype for Disneyland today

Good, it'll make up for today

2:49 AM - Bebop: >flip a coin
I've been doing this for 2weeks and I'm done being two face for now
2:49 AM - Bebop: im back to Joker

100% serious btw

~1mile away from a mcdonalds thats in the walmart here but they aren't always open

gay af

Oh my god I am so tired

Goodnight

you goin to disneyland bro?
thats crazy
hata re you gonna do

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Goodnight little slutty girly boi

nini

Wow you're lewd.

He said it

Irl I identify as a khajit

khajiit has wares if you have coin

furry scum

Khajit did not steal anything!!

Lewd master..

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yes ?

n-nhh... thank you

REEEEEEEEEEEEOW

has paint been back again

hi :)

Ohaiyo. I need to sleep but I am distracted

are you comfy enough to?

Yeah.. I am thinking of plenty of things though I have a big week I'm nervous for

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Who evens argonian or khajit in skyrim? That nasty shit

what are you nervous about
:)

Skyrim belongs to the nords

Both moving and new jobs

Nerds*

sounds fun

The new job will be, the moving will not. Oyasumi luka

Write your name across the sky

canada chan?

Sure

i think i bricked my labtop lol

cat
you're a kitty cat
and you dance dance dance and you dance dance dance

yeah lots of work

[? ? ?]

Fuck off

hi bebop what happened

oh just neko
thats dumb

Now it's stuck in my head

lol

pearl pretty cute in a tux.

this

THIS

these new cartoons have a pretty annoying art style imo

steven universe grew on me after a while.

Where is dicksword

oh thats wonderful

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Don't you moan at me like that young lady

the art style in a lot of modern cartoons does really come off as lazy though. some of them are good enough that it becomes charming, but it's still a bit of a shame.

Well, moved my TV for my 64 on my desk.
Feels comfy as hell.

boo?

why don't you just go live in the 90's you nerd

hey luka

nintendo 64?

thanks for the update bro

really edge of your seat type shit

i tried msging you on battle net ;~;

and what's with thing of not using colors but just having the characters scroll over different patterns or whatever
i dont get it

God, if I could I would.

That's been around for ages, dude.

just easier to animate probably. who knows. I don't watch many modern cartoons anymore. only when one gets recommended by people enough to me, like steven universe was, or adventure time before that.

luka is kinda wet for based boo

WOW

that animation is god tier
I loved chowder and class of 3000

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oh sorry luka
ive been very distracted lately

D-damn gotta get me a neet freacc like that

it's time for people to stop pretending the 90's were anything but a much more boring 80's and a much less technological 00's. it was a dull transition decade for the world.

*hugs*

with what? :)

Going for a jog, bbl

HOLDSTY THY TONGUE LEST I HOLDST IT FOR THOU

Don't ignore me you bitch

i want to be your 80's, bernsa

Not really. Retro gaming had to focus more on single player due to online being in its infancy and couch co-op being more of a luxury in most games.

well it seems like it's around a lot more now and i dont like it

thats good

ew
it makes me think of vomit
not saying that as an exaggeration or something that's actually what comes to mind when i see it

oh

don't die out there.

the truth is hard to handle sometimes, but it is what it is.

you romantic son of a bitch.

I don't think it's around as much as you think compared to everything else.

Locos dick tux

for games it was a good decade, I'll concede that point willingly enough.

real 90s kids know it was the best- 90'skid1999

I love the tech. Not so much the awkward era.
Though some of the zanny toys were cool.

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18 year old hormones

omg whatever the point is i dont like it and i want it to stop existing

I think it works well for some cases.
It is rather hashed out though, I'll agree.

oh msn this laptop fucking sucks
i can't even stream illegal threams that fast

what?