*inhales*
*inhales*
Benjamin Martin
Blake Robinson
Wasn't the fact that a woman would be front a center on the poster a box on the bingo card made months ago?
David Rogers
Why does it look like the poster for a stoner movie?
Carter James
100% fanfiction, including cheap cosplay look. Like space balls when they caught the stunt doubles. Just without the funny.
Jayden Scott
No no, soyboy, this kino is canon.
Gavin Cruz
It will make millions.
Joshua Hall
It will make millions cry
Jason Nelson
To kill billions.
Nathaniel Ward
Except fan films are made by fans. If any of these new directors or producers or execs can't produce a picture of them playing Star Wars when they were kids, they can go shatter a lightbulbs up their asses.
Pic related. Find this kid as an adult put him in charge of Lucasfilm.
Nicholas Hall
Rian Johson is ouguy
Kevin Gomez
Han Soylo
Andrew Flores
That's not Johnson. That's Gary Mattos, a friend of mine from school. He went on to direct several feature films before overdosing on Cocaine, MDMA and heroin while on a flight from LHR to LAX.
Jaxon Cruz
I'd rather someone who can write.
Evan Thompson
I see, but Rian Johnson was a fan
David Sullivan
Was. You can't keep healthy relationships ad goals in life, when your so called alternate lifestyle involves licking the asshole of other men.
Noah Hughes
Cameron Robinson
more like hans drumpf lol
Jose Roberts
I like that the woman is in front. Tells us that Disney is going to triple-down on the SJW stuff. Can't wait for this.
Angel Martin
based
#metoo
Ryder Jenkins
some characters from that poster are going to fuck each other. care to guess which ones?
Tyler Thompson
Lincoln Scott
looks like a fucking porno
Juan Bell
Why is she pushing her boobs out like that? We've already seen her naked. They're okay C-cups, nothing to write home about.
Colton Green
fixed, sexist fucks. it's her film.
Ayden Stewart
would you please go the fuck back, I know for a fact you cuckchan faggots are the ones behind all the "OH NO NO NO" and cuckposting.
Ayden Martinez
OH NO NO NO
Joshua Hill
lead is A NOBODY, who is this guy? they could find a proper actor?
Lincoln Roberts
Why is the woman not black? What is this racist bullshit?
Parker Roberts
To be fair.. the reason there is a woman front and center in this particular film has less to do with feminism and more to do with the fact that the actor they got to play the main character suuucks
Ethan Mitchell
That's bullshit and you know it. Though I agree the nepotistic yid is godawful. I can't wait for this shitpile to kill Star Wars off for good.
Hudson Harris
Black man has a noose around his neck
Thomas Campbell
That gay kike can’t even act in a fucking poster. When did Han Solo ever look that retarded? He looks like the Matt Damon puppet from Team America.
Kayden Perez
UMA
Juan Richardson
Who do you think you're kidding?
Brayden Walker
YOU HAD ONE JOB YOU SEXIST PIG&@#$!
Julian Miller
Liam Wilson
Why did you place the logo over that small moon?
Bentley Rodriguez
That’s no moon. That’s Daenerys Targaryen, the Unfed, the Breaker of Chairs and Khaleesi of the Nigger Invasion Force
Brody Sanchez
My sides.
To be fair, it's not-Mongols. Even Martin isn't so far gone to pretend niggers could ever amount to a competent fighting force. Also, why the fuck do they keep shoving this fat sow into every sci-fi movie? She can't act worth shit, isn't pretty enough to attract a male audience nor particularly ugly to reassure the female one.
Matthew Russell
She looked best chubby. they put her in movies because "muh girl power"
Chase Anderson
BRAVO KATHLEEN KENNEDY
Samuel James
They did the same to Luke Skywalker and we know how that went., and this case it worse since the movie is supposed to be about Han!
Henry Kelly
plus, people like kevin smith connected stoner and nerd “culture”
Adrian Gray
Am I the only one that got a pretty big "starlord/GotG" vibe from that poster?
Is Disney just gonna copy paste the visuals and add a "hip" 80's soundtrack as the falcon flies through hyperspace?
The absolute state.
Robert Clark
That's probably exactly what they are going to do.
Carter Rivera
Man, I know the movies gonna suck regardless but I figured they'd at least get the poster right. I was expecting something akin to an Indiana Jones poster. What's this shit?
Leo Smith
Looks like they didn't even bother to slap the blue and orange finish.
Nathaniel Allen
I like the woman at the front because I can stare at her tits. Han's actor isn't cool, he looks like a kid. Doesn't inspire me nor do would I support him.
David Stewart
Movie leaked already, saved you the trip to the theater.
Aaron Myers
Asher Flores
Putting it all together
Christopher Price
fucking CRINGE
Lucas Thompson
Alt-right SJW triggered as fuck, reduced to tears by the mere appearance of a female! Sad!
Owen Price
cringe as fuck tbh
Cooper Collins
Nice
David Morris
Head is not big enough.
Josiah Morgan
Why is she so perf, bros?
Josiah Clark
She is best as a brunette.
Jace Nguyen
Elijah Kelly
Jim has the Mark-Hamill-just-shoot-me-look on his face.
Elijah James
Jackson Cox
This is fine. I rather a chubby gril with tits anyway. It goes back to my point here. Han is fucking stupid yet the girl in the front should be my sex object.
Zachary Carter
Thicc~
Owen Kelly
The Mongols had very good armor, light and heavy cavalry, infantry, and siege weapons. Their light cavalry were horse archers and their heavy cavalry used lances or spears. The Dothraki are shirtless mystery meat galloping around with swords who have no siege weapons, limited archery, and a we wuz kangz attitude.
GRRM was trying to make the Mongols but his understanding of history is a fedora and katana so they are much closer to the modern niggers who can’t survive without gibs but can wreck every continent they are on.
Nolan Garcia
This is way better than what we’ll get, I promise you. The yid who plays soylo isn’t nearly that lifelike.
Aiden Williams
Stealth version to sneak into normalfags territory undetected
Thomas Campbell
The placement of characters is really strange. Isn't the back row reserved for the "wise master/villain" archetype and not for the protagonist?
Xavier Robinson
Those homologated covers are obnoxiously formulaic and uninspired.
Jason Russell
needs soyboy mouth
Dominic Reed
None of the mouth edits presented so far were that good
Jason Morales
well, the "white" male is now indeed the vilain, mate