Harry Potter is kino and the best franchise, deal with it

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I can't agree, because there's no fanservice

good thing motion pictures aren't books then

needs rifftrax to be tolerable

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No

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we're talking about hormonal teenagers living together in a castle with magic powers

JK Rowling reaaaaaally played it safe

why

The sex all happened, it's just that those memories were taken and stored for the teachers to watch over and over again.

nobody here complains about degeneracy seriously.

they're either being ironic or hoping to discuss their fetishes without looking like a degenerate themselves.

"Wizard People, Dear Reader" is the true dubbed Potter kino

Holla Forums has complained about degeneracy for almost 4 years all over Holla Forums

Holla Forums is not Holla Forums

Holla Forums has been Holla Forums for years

on cuckchan maybe

that's where all this discussion roots from. the same exact conversation about hogwarts horniness takes place there

Do you think they would let Van Darkholme teach Defense against the Dark Arts? They already had the gay teacher Dumbledore

In spite being back at Hogwarts, I feel more alone than ever. I know you of all people will understand.

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Coincidence?

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Really makes you think

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lost

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No one cares Zach.

I do

We don't care that you care Zach

I'm glad you care user

I'm not Zach or the OP

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Yes you're both things

Wanna fight?

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well maybe you aren't Zach

I'm Zach

NIce dubs

I'm Zach and I like only god forgives, stop sounding like a indian shitskin pls.

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fuck

Wanna bet, sweetie?

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post your mug

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Is that what you say to your dad when he yells at you?

You like 5 and 6?

Mediocre movies
Mediocre books
Mediocre trolling

Objectively good movies
Objectively good fantasy fairytales
Mediocre trolling is you

FTFY

If you seriously believe that all the people here telling you not to take in the ass and get pozzed were joking, I have some really bad news for you.
Learn that disgust is nature's way of keeping you away from bad shit, despite your interfering cretin beliefs.

Did you hear that, Zach? You really hit a homerun with the locals.

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So you admit that it's weird that degenerates who larp as non degenerates wonder about the lack of degeneracy in Harry Potter and shitpost this is somehow bad?

The real answer to

Harry Potter is fundamentally pulp mystery
1. London/Scotland countryside/School Setting/
2. Trio of protagonists make up an actual trio
3. Side and supporting characters/professors are interesting
4. Subjects are interesting, magical creatures, curses, potions etc
5. Fantasy elements infuse well with 90s setting

The average age on this board is 30, kid. You better keep that shit on cuckchan.

Doesn't answer the question old man

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Hey Zach, you're going down buddy

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it takes place anywhere on the web because it's a fucking obvious topic that was overlooked in favor of being family friendly

XD

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:DDD

Wow, it's even duller than I remembered. Specially the lighting.

Really puts Zach's comments about Scream Queen's lighting in a different light

Sucks that you don't know there's a completely new print out there. Since you are a fool and a hater robertsnigger with nothing better to do at all but still spam your shitshow that is garbage.

A polished turd is still a turd. And yes, Scream Queens has much better lighting.
That's what YOU do in our generals, spam. Spam irrelevant shit. You go into a thread full of things you don't like and get mad.
You didn't even watch it. You wouldn't get it if you did because it's not a kiddie flick though.

Liar liar.

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Sorry you think everyone is the same person anony

Scream Queens has shit tier lighting and framing

Imagine being such a pussy you can't even own up to your shit opinions.

You keep saying this yet you don't explain how you reach that moronic conclusion.

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Imagine being such an autist you have a folder full of irrelevant shit from letterboxd

Fuck off Ryan.

I don't, I took those screencaps just now.

You took screencaps of an old letterboxd account that only you care about? Amazing

I took screencaps of a letterboxd account linked on /cow/

You should go back there

You should go back to reddit where you can censor opinions you don't like

Imagine being such an autist that mods send you death threats

wew lads
vocaroo.com/i/s1XjYauy2tAi

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based harry potter workin the virgins into a seethe

That sounds like something that is pretty based and big if true

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The absolute state of Zach haters

THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE PRIMETIME, THIS IS WHERE WE MAKE OUR LAST STAND GENTLEMEN!

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THIS IS IT

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zach I am going to send your mom a mean letter and then I am going to fuck all your ex girlfriends and then I am going to get your dad fired and ensure his only severence pay is the harry potter blu ray complete set and I will make sure he knows it's your fault so that way you can explain to him why harry potter is such a valuable and worthwile film series and why he should be glad to accept them as consolation for a ruined life and then I am going to stab you in the eye

most of these posts were me btw

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The fact that you think this is funny or endearing in any capacity is sad.

This is why I come to Holla Forums

go back to reddit moralfag

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you'll never releaise something like that if you chose to read Harry Potter in the first place

Sounds like you're afraid of getting stabbed kid

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Prime MEW didn't ruin any marriages though, that was post-wall MEW

BRAAAP

who's more pathetic, Gahoole or Zach?

Who is Zach? Sorry, I'm new here.

The least white among them, but I guess it can be hard to say which one is

The former, definitely.

hi amerimutt!

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