I didn't cry over 9/11 until I saw the memorial park. Prime New York real estate being used as a fucking garden...

–Zach Braff on the 9/11 attacks

Wow

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sauce? the only thing more jewish than zach braff is flying planes into the world trade center so i'd believe it.

wtf i hate keanu reeves now

www.hownew.ru

-Zach Braff on burn victims

somebody stop him

Sorry fam but tbh I spend most of my time on reddit, but ever since I got banned from t_d for not wanting my guns taken away by Trump I've been coming here.

BASED

“I really see no problem with it. At least half of the people involved are enjoying it. Why spoil their fun?

–Zach Braff when asked about rape.

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He's not wrong.

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this made me feel old

I bet Sargon likes this

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-Zach Braff on rape

I couldn't make up more ironical shit even if I tried.

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I don't even think it's untrue. When you get down to it, SJWs are people who sense a wrongness in the world, and want to fix it. They're facing in the wrong direction, but the impulse is there. I respect them more than the "skeptic" who just wants to wrap himself in a comfort blanket and play video games while the world burns around him.

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All I'm saying is the guy knew how to work a crowd. His speeches are like watching a masterclass in public speaking, and he used those leadership skills and natural charisma to get shit done. You have to admire that.„

Zach Braff on Hitler

Unironically yes. They have the human impulse for betterment. They just don't know what to do with it. They were intentionally fed self-destructive memes.

The Skeptics are cattle.

That's not even controversial though. Anyone could see that.

SJWs are the fucking bottom of the society that found that they can feel powerful and not be punished by using social causes as a justification to bully people. They don't give a shit about the world, as most of the alt-right.

Notice how quickly the alt-right has forgotten about the world once they figured out they can feed of hurting retarded people on blood-sports and /cow/.

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The Bloodsports crowd are bystanders, trolls, and rabble rousers like Jim. They've never identified as explicitly alt-right.

Well, I believe we have to give our nation's children a chance, you know?

—Zach Braff on his pornography collection

Even Holla Forums is down to mocking Trump for being ((())) and for some fucking reason digging up Hilary's dead skeleton and making fun of her being old and falling often and breaking her old bones. Since they delete the bloodsports threads.

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It's fine you seem like one of the cool Redditors so I for one welcome you

Holla Forums was never supposed to be a Trump fanclub. Also not strictly alt-right.

I can tell this is bait because even t_d is less cucked than Holla Forums on that

fuck off vee

I can't believe people still try and shill that Trump isn't /ourguy/, it's pretty obvious that he's getting into a position of leverage over all of our international political enemies. Once he's positioned the US just right, everyone else will start tumbling down like a house of cards. Just you wait.

I hate it when reddit run it to the ground and misses the whole point of Zach Braff quote and ruined the memes

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Daily reminder that SJWs are merely the morality police of neo-judaism. They protect the sacred principles of sodomy and soydomy.

He's right. It's better to look at the world as a glass half full type of guy.

Meant for

Not 8/pol/, that gets you banned here.

Holy shit

This. Minimum 4 weeks for not being enthusiastic enough in your praise for the gawd empurah.

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It's shameful.
I memed for the guy, supported him the whole election and even bet he would win and won some money. Didn't vote because not a burger, but I was really happy he got elected.
But supporting him after he cucked out is retarded.

Look, those are some tasty eggs. And frankly, I can afford them.

Zach Braff on the endangered California condor


It's sad; he still owes me $20.

Zach Braff on Steven Hawking's death

Nice

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that's pretty funny actually

"I work with retarded kids all the time through my charity."

-Zac Braff on people who don't watch Rick And Morty

hey i missed you buddy

Why cry over 9/11?
Imperialist americucks deserved it.

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–Zach Braff on the girl he keeps chained in his basement

This thread gave me the biggest laugh i've had in months.
Thank you guys

Jenga!

Zach Braff on 9/11


They were singing. Obviously, they were having a good time.

Zach Braff on slavery

t. israeli cocksucker

kys

You shouldn't mock the Horzbol Gang.

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I thought the dollar menu helped things?

Zach Braff on world hunger


It’s all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.


Zach Braff on the KKK

>What a jerk!

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You just need to relax and enjoy meeting new people.

Zach Braff to victims of gang rape.

It was sad; my feet hurt from all the dancing.


Zach Braff on Heath Ledger's funeral

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KEK

–Zach Braff, on stepping into a "gas chamber" at Auschwitz

I remember when Zach Braff tried to scam his fans via Kikestarter to fund another one of his shitty indie movie.

lol

I’m not the kind of person who digs through things other people have thrown away.

Zach Braff on adoption

This is an examples of how reddit ruins it by straying out of the formula, it's

-Zach Braff on [edgy topic]

The punchline is the topic which is the twist on the quote

It's like when they attempt to banepost saying "extremely painful for you"