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Let me show you change *throws coins at you*
Why did I start watching Who's Line?
I'm fucking dying.
You're already the best that no one ever was.
now I'm unsure again.
Someone give me $700
I will sell you 7 one hundred dollar bills for 800 dollars.
I don't know who would be more fun to spitroast
Mordin or Rin
This will not do
Did I say it wrong?
Teach me about baseball.
Shut uyp perv!
fine. 900 but I couldn't charge you a penny more. I like you, kid. I wouldn't want to take advantage.
Murder, I'm not sharing you with anyone.
So get that thought out of your head.
I don't know
but that like always bugged me
Nobody was you, so everyone is the best that nobody ever was
It is only special when you are the best at something that someone else was the best at
How about I share with you the Pink Floyd box set that I use the money for
But you're the best like no one ever was. Which is much better than everyone else.
It's a good thing you didn't say Soto
Alright I'll be the pitcher and you're the catcher.
you're getting me all mixed up with your heavy questions
as kickass of a purchase as that would be I really think you should reconsider spending so much on cds. even ones as great as those.
please arrest clinton already
Eat shit idiot!
What is the third role called?
They're not just CDs though, there's Blu-rays and vinyl singles and SICK PHOTOS
700 still seems a bit much.
Remember back when I had the biggest fucking crush on Murder?
You haven't unlocked that yet.
Well yeah I don't agree with the price at all
They're known to overprice their stuff
That's why I'm not spending MY money on it.
I want YOUR money.
but someone was the best before you, so someone used to be the same best as you before you took their spot
But they are just words
I can't make this investment right now. all my money is tied up in stocks of ask jeeves. I'm the majority shareholder.
too confusing for me
JEez just let me play the game the way I want to play it. This is bad!
But they were never the best like I will be when I am the best.
God I fucking love it when you get all sassy and start talking bad
It makes me want to pounce on you and just bully you for hours
Damn, when was this? Mustve been like 2014? or earlier?
YOu can do it!
then the lyrics would be best like nobody ever was
13 or so, I think.
It was before I left the last time, lol.
Well you can buy the DLC and unlock it instantly if you want.
At least buy me dinner first...
But wouldn't you rather watch four hippies playing a slide guitar in Pompeii
maybe she just needs love her bf isnt giving her
or maybe shes just a touchy person
either way, dont let her bf catch you with her hand on your upper leg
I'm sorry, I felt bad about being mean.
What's the difference?!
Jeez this is the worst, DLC on release?
too hard. more drunk than expected.
I mean. that is tempting...
Why'd you even leave anyways?
2013 was around the time I was living with my dad and chugging cough syrup all the time
Are you drunk?
the distinction that I was making
In an ALL NEW 5.1 SURROUND MIX FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
Ask Jeeves what he thinks of THAT
Sylveon is my favorite pokamanz
why is my shit linking twice
It used to be Gengar, but they gave him a shit-looking Mega.
Favorite Mega is Banette tho.
I don't understand, I'm foreign.
Hes never around.
day 1 and 15 bucks.
Umbreon is the best eevee tho
he thinks you're still planning to spend too much money.
I'm still in the acceptable age range for blowing my paycheck on cool toys, don't ruin this for me
Espeon seemed like the strongest to me.
I'm fed up with this world.
Because I had a job, and started getting worked almost literally all day every day.
There was legit a period there where my day consisted only of waking up, showering, working, and sleeping.
that's fair. I've spent an insane amount of money on way worse stuff.
I sorta imagined since you went out with your friends earlier today I imagined you had a couple of drinks
A drunk Mordin is fine too!
But you are best foreign, so you get a free pass
he is, I'm pretty sure.
now you're finally making some sense.
Are you gonna end it all ?
The black one is just a fat tank
scarlet come play overwatch with us
I should drink some too?
I'm about to spend a good amount on a new PC once I save enough over the next semester, gonna be comfy
Sounds like everyday of my life tbh
I just look at it like this, if you work hard you get a little extra money and can buy nice things
Why weren't you to start with?
liking a dragon-slaying, dark-dunking, fighting-feinting, bad-ass is for fags
shit, i guess there was a reason I was fapping to boy butts after all.
I went out drinking with friends and then on the way home we met some middle aged guys that invited us to their home and they gave us whiskey. And they were only wearing underwear.,
the best? How?!
You're tearing me apart lisa!
I want a burger >.>
correct. but one of the most effective ones. sylveon is basically a combination of those two roles. tanks special attacks like a beast and still has decent firepower behind him. but you'd probably be better off picking other fairy types.
if you'd like to join me, sure. you'll need to go fast to catch up.
Okay Hillary has my vote
Holy shit I love this woman
It's so refreshing hearing a presidential speech that isn't hate spewing fear mongering
that is a purchase I think is well worth the cash.
im waiting for clinton to get arrested
and if bernie doesnt pull something im just going to play wow more
That sounds more like a YOU problem and less of a ME problem.
got home at 8 and collapsed
Nordic countries are best foreign countries
lazy cunt imouto with your passive aggressive bullshit way of asking for dinner at 11:00 pm
Something with lotsa pretty LEDs for mood lighting when I'm listening to my Floyd discs.
I'm not gonna lie
"Hey, Rin, I know you're closing today, but do you think you can come in for opening?"
"Hey, Rin, I know we have you written down for prep today, but do you think you'd be able to cover a closing shift?"
"Hey, Rin, I know it's your day off, but do you think you could come in for an open to close?"
I was practically a fucking supervisor.
They even had me training people in literally everything.
I'm not complaining, btw.
I'll show you problems.
Uhuh? I guess a lot of people seem to think so. What about canadians?
i'm so sleepy i can't keep my eyes open...
She's talking about unity, Trump wants to divide
sounds like a good plan to me, eisen
that he does.
go to sleep
so my cock?
Does that mean you're gonna make animal sounds for me again?
I really liked your kitty sounds.
you can have sex with her
you have my blessing
in the eyes of the modern world this is consent for rape.
eh, one of the other interns is a canadian
not that much different from americans
But in the eyes of Allah, peace be upon you, all is pure.
After Hillary's speech
44 sausages, it's time for a change
and so much more...
No I'm gonna pass out now I think,.
They're sorta foreign though!
SO MANY PEOPLE SCREAMING AT HILLARY AND BOOING
THEY PAID ACTORS BUT THEY CANT EVEN GET RID OF THE SANDERS STINGENT HOLDING UP WIKILEAKS SIGNS AND CHANTING
THIS IS HILARIOUS
same 4 u ;)
she likes to eat butthole btw
ANYONE ELSE REALISE THAT THEY KEEP CHANTING RANDOMLY BECUASE BERNIE SUPPORTS START SCREAMING
Sounds pretty lewd and something drunk you would actually do, but then again free whiskey sounds really nice tbh
Did you have fun?
I was wondering if I should go buy some alcohol to join you
I was gonna post on /jp/ but got kinda scared cause they hate me on there for name/funposting
At least you're responsible enough to do all of that
My little Rin can't be this grown up
Well have a nice nap or whatever it is.
sorta, but not best foreign!
but I already keep missing your posts, this is a bad start
I just realized I met some of the most famous H artists in the industry at ax
Ishikei and saitom
I'm going to start with your tongue
What anime is that?
Maybe the IRA won't fuck around and hand out wrist slaps where the FBI failed
SOCIALISTS WAKING UP TO THE CANCERS OF LIBERAL MEDIA
WHY DID SOCIALISTS THINK IT WAS EVER A GOOD IDEA TO ALLY WITH LIBERALS LMFAOOOOOO
But probably not
Yeah you should not do that there..
it's okay. you'll figure it out eventually.
chi's new home
it's ridiculously cute.
This is so awkward to watch
so happy to see so many socialists on the left camp throwing out the liberals and siding with the Greens which is an actual progressive party rofl
nah neo-liberals are the cancer
socialists and socdems aren't neo-liberals
the only true liberals is libertarian party
i hope jill stein does good
I mean, hey, it's hours, right?
Desu would you make out with this trap/give it a hickey on it's neck while you give him a handjob?
How gay does that make you from a 1 to 10?
I hate cute
Yeah it's pretty bad because the retarded brain dead Berniebots won't shut the fuck up
I 0only slept 4 hours last night because I had to wake up to go see the movie, so I'm probably about to go to bed and fall asleep now. Save it for another day.
IUt's 5 AM! 5:14.
What about British people?
tfw trump might seriously win this thing
then do not watch it.
all these (you)s
Throwing in their lot with the Democratic establishment.
But I want to...
It's pretty gay
wait, you are the cat?
they are ok too, but nordics are higher on the list
but the brits do say things like bellend, which is greay
you won't like it if you dislike cute.
yeah. I change folders frequently.
i dont like the GOP but the Democrats are singlehandely the most corrupt party this country has seen in its entire history by far
They talk funny. Sometimes I wish I had an accent or knew a language people cared about. No one wants to learn swedish. It's useless.
My other friend stayed up until 6AM loser.
Is this your cruel way of getting back at me for constantly bullying you when we first started talking?
Its okay if it's a remilia trap tho right?
The cat is a change of pace, though
If they have a dick it's a man therefore gay
GOP is just as bad they're just a lot less sneaky and dumb about it.
Like it's really obvious how scummy and corrupt and controlled they are.
GOP is literally being led by a demagogue because they were fucking popularist crybabies for the last 8 fucking years despite having control for most of that time.
Dems like to sweep all their shit under the rug and pretend it's not staging walk-outs and booing and chanting a massive cunt off stage.
I usually go to bed at like 1 PM! I am the most hardcore!
I had to go see the movie! I didn't plan this, people just called me. the drinking people were seperate form the movie people.
I like blood
I have this, three pokemon folders of good size, and a fair amount of various anime stuff.
also about a billion pony pictures.
none to be found in this anime.
trump isnt a republican
If someone buys me one of those hats, a seifuku, and pompoms, I'll do that.
no one i love itt...
You're just broken.
I would be flabbergasted if the GOP wasn't just as bad. And honestly political corruption has probably been much, much worse for many other US elections.
I DON'T LOVE YOU EITHER.
His whole body was smoother than my ex gf's tbh
Like how is it even possible for a guy to be this smooth?
Wow just go to bed already then
Im tired of hearing your lies
Maybe I'm just broken-in.
Probably to try to realize a fantasy that will never be real ?
if the GOP was as corrupt as the Dems then Trump would've lost like Bernie
I'm not lying! I'll be angry with you!
I am never going to get over Bellend, that is the best thing to come from the british interns
and it really depends on which accent they have, there are too many
I am in the same boat
Who did it?
He isn't already angry with the bullying.
Wow, he really is a slut.
Not when you want to hurt me like this...
still have your old folders huh?
The Dems didn't have like 14 people running, and the Dems in general seem to have fewer factions. Everybody put in behind Hillary instead of trying to run their own candidate.
just when i think im out you pull me back in
Well it happened
Surely didn't feel real but maybe that was cause of all the drugs
Be angry with me
I want you to bully me
Oh no, he likes the bullying
Unlike you where only bedroom bullying is preferred
Everybody put in behind Hillary instead of trying to run their own candidate.
yeah and there's no way at all that crooked hilary and her corrupt den of vipers had anything to do with that at all nope not a chance just ignore all the people shouting every time she tries to speak and ignore how she is probably the least popular candidate of all time.
You were probably rolling enough to make sandpaper feel smooth
it's not worth throwing them away
I felt the same. I've gotten a minor amount of use out of them.
By "put in behind Hillary" I also mean the corruption aspects. Which they did. She was pretty much always going to be the candidate.
nah dems are always like this look at the past elections
the democratic party is just like that, they always have only 1-3 people who run
gop on the other hand has always had fuck tons of people run
this is the first election in 100 years where socialists/progressives/greenies actually got a siginificant part in the dem process, before that it was just neo-liberals and social democrats
gop on the other hand has classical liberals, libertarians, neo-cons, paleo-cons, alt-right, nationalists, white nationalists, fascists, anarcho-capitalists all in the political arena
dems have always been sorta a hugbox, but thats the point of the party and how it was initially founded. thats why its so easy for them to rig elections, super-delegates determine nominations, nothing else
gop clearly has an evil corrupt establishment but the actual workings of the GOP made it easy for a populist nationalist who is a social-liberal and doesn't care about evangelicalism or any of that shit and has ideas that are directly against and still are against the entire GOP and all it stands for
Why would you want to leave me?
I'm not really one for degradation, normally.
So it's easier for me to get comfortable with it in private.
Also behind closed doors leaves open the door for physical bullying.
well, of course. if she can avoid going to jail for a crime that has ruined so many other people's lives before her she can wriggle her way into the democratic spot.
all the empty promises... all i have is regret
Im going to sleep, good night!
Yeah, I know. I just said the Dems are more unified and the GOP has more factions.
And that is why Trump was able to seize the candidacy despite overwhelming establishment pushback.
kidnda a shame
I was scared that was a condom for a second
would have been a shame
Group linked with those guys.
you could always use them here. I have a few times, though not for long. I like my other stuff better, but it's an option here.
I was peaking and my eyes were rolling back before the remi even started sucking
Everytime he sucked it felt like I was about to cum
It was amazing yet exhausting
had me all like
Physical bullying is my specialty
I wanna do that to subtle
I mean, yeah? Pretty much. If you have money and power you can get away with murder. It's always been that way.
Turns out Trump sent Hillary his tax returns
too bad it was by email :^)
the Dems are more unified and the GOP has more factions.
did you watch the DNC or the DMC right now
there are riots going on outside the DNC right now and people keep screaming at hillary and wearing #NeverClinton #Hillary4Prison and #Wikileaks shit and waving signs and banners lmfao
the most divisive thing that happened at the GOP was that cruz didnt endorse trump lol
dems are generally the more unified people but this time hollyyyyy fuck they are having a civil war, and republicans stand firmly united under Trump
I dunno about you, but I kinda wanna see the dick a condom that big is for.
It's like a sick curiosity, y'know?
Well, there you go.
He isn't gay tho
Or at least thats what he says
The Dems are more unified as a party. There are rifts and people are pushing the platform to the left, but they are still a more cohesive group than the GOP. Have you seen the GOP nomination process? I'm not saying it's good or bad to be more cohesive, but Dems clearly are out of the two.
and republicans stand firmly united under Trump
Okay, you're just memeing, gotcha. Never mind.
post naked corpse
seems like a niusance... id go in there with a blind and a satchel full of deer slugs, make supper
This is true, but I have the same problem again
*insert guilt trip here
I will not
If I wasnt posting that much is it wrong to make an exit post
I don't care honestly
what problem would that be?
I'm going to follow you after this video.
how am i memeing?
are you WATCHING the DNC right now?
republicans firmly are united with Trump, and DNC is tearing itself apart along Hillary vs Bernie lines and things are getting violent
im literally watching a massive protest/riot outside of the DNC gates right now by Bernie and Jill supports plus BLM there are thousands of people here
no such thing happened at the RNC
It'd be fun seeing you squirm after teasing your ____
I like my other things
oh, yeah of course.
In no world are the republicans firmly with Trump. The DNC is no picnic either, but even Bernie threw in behind Hillary. That's not exactly tearing itself apart.
I dont actually know how I switched the r and b there
'aight, it's bed time for Rins.
Nini, soto, cupcake, anyone else who might care.
I assumed you did it on purpose
answer my question
did you watch the RNC or the DNC which is on right now? are you watching periscopes of chaos outside of the DNC, did you hear all the shit chanting against hillary, did you see how they were confiscating Bernie support's items, and escourting them out, and replacing bernie delegates with paid actors
did you miss this?
the RNC is firmly behind trump except Cruz, Bush, Romney (except his Daughter who is 100% on the Trump Train)
RNC isn't falling apart, there were no riots, the worse thing Cruz did was not directly endorse Trump in his RNC speech
seriously have you watched anything or just read headlines and the news?
I do that when I read sometimes, too
can really fuck with tests
where was this at the RNC?
huh. well that's an interesting little factoid. how far along to drunk are you?
where was this in cleveland?
where were the #CruzMissles?
I'm just gonna vote trump so jackson can't get free college a
Yes, I have watched both the RNC and the DNC. However, the conventions aren't a consolidation of the entire nomination process, the GOP nomination process was several orders of magnitude a bigger circus than the Dem nomination process. The GOP is very unhappily behind Trump, and the party as we know it appears to be going through very tumultuous changes. I don't know where it will end up. Just because some people have been booing speakers at a convention doesn't mean the fabric of the party is about to unravel.
I didnt actually start
doesn't mean the fabric of the party is about to unravel.
you little scamp
Nothing substantial is going to change by the time 2017 rolls around
everyone is going to move on from the protests and killings and history is going to look back and say "oh, that happened, whatever"
I never left my room
I am just really tired, might actually go to bed before midnight
The protesting isn't the thing hurting the Democratic party so much as the lack of local officials and congress members is. If you ask me anyway. Every democrat that I've talked to who is over the age of 25 is going to vote for Hillary, and about three out of four of the ones under are going to vote Hillary also because we're a battleground state. I don't know how things will end up, but if I had to bet I would say this isn't the end of the Democratic party as we know it.
I'm done with school on monday
I see how it is.
nice... i like it
hopefully you die
I just wanted to get you drunk~
i dont know a single democrat voting for hillary
everyone is rallying beheind jill or trying to get hillary arrested especially in battleground blue colour states
and they just got the DNC leak proof that they stole the election from Bernie, tensions are at an all time high
I was already there!
no text, reaction image
Came for shitposting.
It's only 1 person
is there a difference?
given the state of affairs this election I'd say that talking about it in any capacity qualifies as shit posting.
are you trying to get me sick?
i dont know a single democrat voting for hillary
I mean, maybe not if you're asking people on young adult image boards, but the democratic base seems largely okay with it. Only time will tell however.
Some people are rallying behind Jill, but I wouldn't figure on many. At least not many firm Democrats. Independents? Sure, independents don't like Hillary much.
Yes, tensions are high, but I personally don't see people flocking away from Hillary with a Trump running as the opposition in states where it matters. Could be wrong, though.
Talking politics is literally shitposting, they are one and the same.
Why are failtraps the biggest Trump supporters on the internet?
all the democrats i know are blue collar socialists in unions
Ehh, fair enough. Still, I hear about it everywhere and it's driving me nuts. Fun to read shitposting needed.
epic haha memes whacky hats x)
got this one without the hat, scarlet?
ima laugh s hard when trumps loses and yall made these dumb shoops with the hat
how is scarlet even a failtrap
from rin for you
I don't know any socialists, I don't think. Maybe socialists will vote third party. I don't think your run of the mill Dem will.
It makes a lot of sense to me, really.
may I have it?
also if Hillary is elected my ass is moving back to canada
At least he'll go to prison for pissing in the women's restroom.
Not THAT much more!
what kind of shitposting is fun to read?
dude I don't know she asked me to post it at you.
too late. gonna die of alcoholisms
Drama and drunk/high people mostly~
Hillary's whole platform has basically been "I'll be the Obama of women instead of the Obama of black people." I don't think it would be very earth shattering.
Why didn't he just post it himself if he saw the damn post?
Is that Kenny the panda?
she's going to bed, of course.
feeling myself slipping away...
why im voting for bernie... assuming he dont drop out
One can hope
He already did. Threw in behind Hillary. You could write- in if you want.
49% of democrats considered themselves social democrats, with a smaller percentage of that group openly identifying as simply socialists
and thats just judging from the rigged primaries lol
in blue collar states and new england especially they are a huge majority
most of the white folk and educated in the democratic party according to statistics voted for bernie while hillary has the minority sections down
why im voting for bernie... assuming he dont drop out
are you being ironic? vote for jill stein tbh
You are dumb and montana maple syrup is the best maple syrup
i literally didnt know he dropped out until just now
I'd fuck the panda
If you do that, I'll kill you!
Threw in behind Hillary
eh he did and then the DNC leaks happened.. now its a lil bit up in the air
bernie did not look pleased tonight
he he lost awhile ago, like, weeks ago
he lost when he lost California
I'm so sorry for your lost.
you'll kill me if I die?
Was that not drama enough?!
Your drama standards are too high!
im seeingthat now... nd he backed hillary too. scrub
writing in myself instead
Bernie is not a socialist, though. He's a social democrat. I think that many social democrats will vote Hillary in battleground states.
Ditto. Also, don't be gross.
Kneel before Godzilla.
that seems a bit harsh.
That was just clear bait -1/10. You can do better, I have faith in you!
The leaks happened and that very evening he endorsed her. I feel like it's not at all up in the air. It was also what he said he would do from the beginning, if I remember correctly.
gotta admit, they somehow look even cuter in that hat.
You just called yourself gross.
Then don't die and you won't have to deal with it
I won't admit anything.
this seems pretty unfair.
now youre under control
now you do what they told ya
you don't have to. I can read you like a book.
I mean hell, nobody here talks to me anyway and most of the people that I know from before hate me at this point, so what difference does it make?
If the shoe fits, wear it.
Not really, all you have to do is not die
he backed hillary.. but that might change
entire sanders camp is going fucking nuts after the DNC leak gave empirical evidence of vote rigging
nah bernie is 100% a socialist social democracy is socialism
im a socialist so i don't have an issue with it im not using socialist as a scare mongering word since i am a socialist after all
even if bernie supports him he doesnt seem to be whipping anyone in line, nor anyone i know who was a bernie supporter
You should definitely do that, or vote Trump. Whichever works with your morals.
None at all. The void beckons and distractions are all we can hope for.
Drama distraction plz~
linking me to reddit
its where the bernie people post my man
that was supposed to start drama
NO DEATH OF CUPCAKES
I highly doubt that.
Or change into something else.
im not your man, pal
I would be very surprised if he withdrew his backing. Like, very, very surprised.
A socialist democracy is a socialist democracy, that's why they have the term "socialist democracy."
People are very mad about the leaks right now, I think things will cool down in the coming months as Trump the boogie man begins his march toward the oval office.
It didn't work.
socialist democracy is socialism
dont scew the words, its still a form of socialism. the reason the term social democrat was created in the first place was to make socialism not have a boogey man word
its just socialism, and i dont have no issue with that. socialism doesn't mean anti-democratic
He's a Canadian citizen.
He cannot vote.
morality has anything to do with it
im a naturalized citizen of the US. I have both... can vote in either country
What if I go with something about using Smile's folder and the fact that she doesn't post or respond enough?
Call it whatever, then. As long as we're talking about the same thing it doesn't matter. I think these voters will go against Trump rather than third party. Most certainly the regular party Democrats will. And probably minorities. And my bet would be women. But one can only dream, I guess.
Isn't that supposed to be the point?
well im voting for trump and im a socialist, not that rare. there's a lot of us.
also trump is almost tied with clinton nationally with women :')
It'll never work if you explain your ruse!
Quick, think of something related to that but would be unexpected~
SMILES IS DUMB
using my folder
calling me dumb
I don't know what the point of anything is
say you love me back or this friendship is ruined
when you touch your dick 1minute and the next minute its getting burned in a fire
is god real or something? i think its a sign
The absolute dumbest!
I don't know how someone even gets that dumb!
of course I love you boo. how could I not.
goodnight. eyes won't stay open anymore.
You're actually stupid.
Who are you?
I am SUPER smart!
I am working at NASA!
Walk around outside with a shirt that says "Luck Fake".
Preferably by the high school.
I dont even know what that means
You'll get your ass kicked by a bunch of high school kids.
Sounds like a plan
I'm sorry mr canada mei, the fake drama didn't go as well as planned
Is your job at Space Center (the museum/gallery/whatever) or Johnson Space Center?
Also, go to Joe Lee's.
if I didnt have good company I would go mad
Whats up with you dudes today?
Get close to a decade in the job and we'll talk.
JSC, in the building where they store the apollo and meteorite samples.
I'll put it on the list. I go to Rudy's weekly with my advisors and their group
If weeks were years, I'd almost be there!
"dump the elephant dump the ass build a party for the working class"
damn these lefties are going nuts
You're soooooo new.
You know the shops around the base of the Endeavor tower?
There's a kind of uppity tea/coffee place and a Mexican restaurant in the shopping center across from the marina that are both great.
BRING THE FUEL
BRING A MATCH
WE MUST ERADICATE THE JEWS WITH GAS
and I'm soooo close to being gone
I wish planetary science interns could be hired out of an internship like the engineers are
I mostly know what is around where I am staying on bay area
and some on nasa parkway
I used to always go down by the water on the weekends on dates because it was like less than $20 for two and not fast food.
oh, that's nice
I'll see if I can pull some of the other interns down there saturday
This thread just died suddenly
Yo, which one is the show with the space otter guy?
what the other two said
need a screen capture software that will also grab audio
Darwin has the space cat folder.
Is fraps still a thing?
cato play a game with me
Just avoid anything on the actual boardwalk and you'll be fine.
is seems so...
looks like the winds are blowing towards museums for this weekend
Uh, like the natural museums downtown or like the Menil Collection?