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GOD FUCKING DAMN

you're the one who said 200 images.

Have my vomit gif, Tsuchi.

...

Same ol', same ol'

Gaying places up
Unleashing inter-dimensional horrors beyond comprehension upon the unsuspecting populace.

touche

(DP is for kids)
You want to have stupid toys in your basement?

missed you buddy

Who even are you?


Of what?
What are you even talking about?

I think he meant this by guy in basmeent

*touch mei

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nnnnnnnaaaahhhh

no stupid
the guy talking in basement.webm
stop being dumb
idiot


this


thanks mang

only fat where it matters. all over.

Dank
C.K.
etc

FAT PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING.
GET SOMETHING THAT COULD EVEN BE COULD CONFUSED FOR STANDARDS.


Oh, the one gayer than BadFox.

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healthy at every size

fuck you!

LOL

instano

tumblr pls go and stay go

I resent that.

...

that is a lovely girl you posted there do you have her contact info?

but he's not wrong, right?

fuck me?
fuck you, pal.

I'm tired of posting....

see


It's Swedish Fish.

then take a nap

...

He definitely is.


I shouldn't even be on the same scale as him, I'm less gay than you.

you know it's perfectly fine to be honest about it. we're not here to judge you.

...

tsuchi might be here to judge you

Not much else to do.

I'm the nicest and least judgmental person here.

I'm pretty sure that's the only reason anyone is here.


You lust for trapdick way harder than I do.

because you lust for all dick equally.

Pretty sure you admitted to your girlfriend dressing you up in her clothes and fucking you in the ass.

I think I've read that one.

Don't confuse me with yourself.


I honestly have no idea where you got this fantasy of me but I've never had anything in my ass thank you very much.

I AM NOT MISREMEMBERING THIS.

I'm very discerning when it comes to dick.

I always kind of took Cupcake for a size queen.

No offense intended.

none taken. it's not entirely untrue.

You have to be.


That's what all the sluts say in public.

DOOR IS RIGHT THERE.
YOU CAN JUST WALTZ ON OUT OF IT.
OR GAILY SKIP.
YOUR CHOICE.

you can be a slut and still be choosy.

When it comes to that, all I can bring to the forward is a strong arm, and a couple of bruises.

like I said. not entirely untrue. size is nice but it's far from my first priority.

Whatever, man. Go stick your dick in some dude's butt and keep telling yourself you aren't gay.


I'll have to take your word for it.

but yeah it is nice when it's big.

yes you will. and you will because I am always right. and you know this.

It's less gay to stick your dick in things than to get dicks stuck into you.

I guess that's fair.
I'm counting all the bruises I owe you.

You'll be wearing sleeves for a year.

this.

stop it, you're giving me chills.

At least I'm not bringing the knives into it anymore.

srsly u guies

It's still gay either way, homo.

yes, that would kill the chills right quick.

always.

Don't worry though.
I count one for every time I should be beating the chills back into you.

it's going to be a good time when this happens.

welcome back dp

its boo

The safe word is there is no safe word.
I'll stop when I'm done, or Nii-sama pulls me off of you.

hi boo

it's dp

what a lovely time to be alive.

That's a bold claim.

...

must be pretty sure of myself to make it.

Yeah, but it's not Cupcake tier like you.

...

Say that when you're hiding black and blue arms from your coworkers.


Yes, we get it, I am essentially a giant fucking faggot.

that just makes it more exciting.

Your excitement just makes me want to beat you harder.

When are you guys gonna meet up and indulge yourselves?

which only makes me more excited.

...

When someone else pays for it.

I'll refrain from saying anything.


That was just uncalled for.

...

This is a slippery slope.
One which involved a little whore getting beaten repeatedly.

I wonder who that is.

anything you could say would only be to agree with me so why bother.

I hope it's me.

We asked one person, answer's on the board.
Survey says, it's you.

I need two female characters form anime that me and my friend can cosplay for Kumoricon. Give me as many ideas as you go, go!

oh boy

Pico from Boku no Pico

Something modestly dressed and nonsexualized to not encourage degeneracy.

Yeah, let's go with that.

GODDAMN IT, COLBS.

Megumin and that useless goddess slut whose name I can't remember.

yes, let's. because I said so.

kurona and nashiro

#destroyed

How long are you going to keep this up for?

how long as you going to indulge me?

7.6 inches, probably.

oh my

Man, Yoghurt wanted to give you that as bad as he wanted Why.

Or was that Amy?

Yoghurt. Though Amy's was also pretty big I think

Not like anyone will notice anyway lmao

even I wouldn't have slept with him.

amy I would though.

Until I get bored or distracted.

mm pepsi is delicious

I meant was it Cupcake or Amy that want Yoghurt wanted their dick?

see

Amy. I don't recall Cupcake and Yoghurt having much of a relationship

then I guess you have your answer.

we were best buds. just look at his poster ranking list.

Chitoge/Onodera
Shiro/Stephanie
Haruhi/Yuki
Madoka/Homura
Idk you can do anything if you have a Japanese schoolgirl uniform

You both even answer the same way.


Sounds boring.

That era of threads sucked.
We kept getting more and more pony rejects.

Such is life.

how can one man be so wrong

we're pretty much the same person.

fuck those faggots.

That was when we got you, Amy, Loco, and Doots.
It was rock bottom.

Don't sell it short you whore.

it was pretty horrible.

yes ma'am. sorry ma'am.

yunyun?

Oh that one would be so cool

so many options

hold me and tell me everything will be alright, bernsa

...

boo. literally nothing will ever be alright. you can't possibly think I'm the one to ask for some kind of assurance on this.

...

...

is the other user darweeen?

I think Rin means Aqua

he wishes.

You know me so well.
Let's have butt babies.

Don't try and cyber me

At least you post the best eevolution.

ur retarded

ayy baby u want sum fuck

of course I do. I have impeccable taste.

thank you boo

XD I can't get over that

I don't try.
I do.

Whoa slow down

...

what have you done

Wahhh!

You don't try

You lewd!


Ian we should play sometime!

Stuff.

who bought it for you slut

add me booboolaboos#1451

Ok, I realize now that boo is indeed a master at trolling me and I should think twice of bullying him ever and ever and ever again.

you have no impulse control.

Probably Luka.

You are indeed are a master ruseman, I see that now and I am not worthy.

Okay, I will be shit though

Nigger I have a job, I bought it myself

Well duh, you should know this by know

I do. at least it's only 40 bucks.

That's everyone on Overwatch.

I suppose this attitude is preferable to the self-loathing one.

...

Everyone below rank 60 is shit :3

I'm not hearing a no

Yeah, it's not as if I did something retarded like dropping $700 on a new computer

Oh wait

It's me on any FPS really

don't worry, that's still there.

Nezumi#1121

tsk tsk

You never will


Do you have my battle ID?

It'll take til late tonight to download lol

:3

No, also see my first reply in this post

cup11870

Christ, what nigger internet are you on?

Noted

Other people are using my internet, I get 2 MB/s currently but it varies

Overwatch is fun

charter?

booboolaboos#1451
we have a pretty big group

idk

casual?

:^)

...

Stop that.

No, I'm actually asking if it's casual play.
I don't competitive.

right, because I love feeling this way which is why I haven't already done so.

If people accuse me of aimbotting in an actual shooter, will I enjoy overwatch at all?

I might be here.

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people will you think you just pressed q

oh. yeah, casual play is fun for a while then you realize that people on your team always seem really interested in losing while you and the enemy team try to win.

holy shit rin we get it you have good aim

and yes

I don't like the competitive mode and I don't really like to play Overwatch with people who get butthurt at losing one game.

It can get kind of comfortable after awhile.

it has taken over 250 hours of games for me to get very butthurt, and it doesn't happen terribly often.

What's the actual shooter?

Oh, okay.


I only had that conversation with you, though.

accepting reality is not exactly the same as being comfortable with it.

you mentioned it earlier in the last thread, don't think I didn't see it. plus you know I'm not being very serious.

basically

I thought it was cute that he kept complaining about it.

I think he was just bad.

Add Redrum#11525

Yeah but you will lose if you do that, people are still gonna say "what the fuck are you doing"

yes, that's pretty likely.

I fully understand.
Having really good aim doesn't make me as amazing as you'd think.

other things take care of that nicely enough.

I understand that, and it takes time for that reality to fully set it, but I hope you don't end up dwelling on it for too long as I tend to do.

set in*

I don't need to dwell on something I've come to accept a long time ago.

Cup

steam me

the hell do I have to do it

Being good at the game inherently makes you better than someone who just has a good shot.

But even without the tryhard pants I can get really clever with things.
Like when I hide in corners just right.

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my aim is horrible in overwatch but I still end up doing really well most games. the objective is more important.

If it's not an objective game mode, I only do good on maps I know.

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neat

I don't really want to press this any further right now.

This is my bitch seat.

then you need to be good at shooting. which you apparently are.

I'm always more than willing to switch topics at any time.

God I love RE5

I need to be better at shooting a close target, instead of something halfway across the map.
I have my moments though.

Hey, at least it's not 4's awful AI.

doubt youve actually put it on tho

ERP ALERT

I'm terrible at shooting at all ranges.

even worse

Yeah it is only for bitches inside the house....

Phone sex?

Ashley's AI was one of the more solid escort AIs in games, what are you smoking?

WOAH
BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP
WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO

HER PATHFINDING WAS SO GODDAMN BROKEN.

French toast crunch is pretty bomb btw.

soundcloud.com/themostcrispy/pure-imagination

I have Peanut Butter crunch.

It's pretty fuckin rad too.

worse still.

Also why did you think that girl was my sister?

What could be worse?

it's so bad I can't bring myself to say it.

skype video chat

It really was not

I've played RE4 about a dozen times I'd say and never had any problems with Ashley

Sounds gross

I've done skype but never video.

I played it like two times that I can remember and I remember her unable to use a door for like five minutes.

the absolute depths of depravity

it is more than I can bear.

And you know what makes it worse? The guy had a boyfriend and didn't tell me.


Its all over now

the ride never ends

The ride ends when I say it does.

starship trooper stream when

I will not get off.

Never.

Get off

I will not.

Leave already

you are stuck with me until my life is no longer a burning wreck.

Someone mentioned getting off?

...

Yeah you should get off the thread

can't be fixed

I may of said it a few times.

S A V A G E

so you understand you are in for the long haul, then.

1.6 gb left bois

Clearly you're just shit

I'm not

I'll get you off like clockwork.


Pass.


Everyone gets off sometimes.

Except me.
I'm innocent and pure, and far too naive to know what that means.

like you're going anywhere.

promises, promises.

ASHLEY BELONGS IN THE GARBAGE DUMPSTER SHE CRAWLED OUT OF.

me first please, rin

Just get good.

Thats the same boring line every slut here uses.

Well not right now.


I can't see shit at the moment.

Thread?

so like I said.

yes.

Whoa where'd he go?

+2


Obviously first has to be Clockwork.
So I know what "like Clockwork" means.

Or does that mean I have to get Clockwork to get me off?


Yeah, but
I miss the point half the time.
Even if it's obvious.

I'm basically Shirou.

hey.

don't do that.

youtube.com/watch?v=WBupia9oidU

Maybe?


He?


Rin!

wow hillary is so hip :)

i hope smashmoth endorses her too

i love u katie parry!!!!

it's possible.

haha yeah totally hilary is our gal

it looked like some football or grad event

shes

SO

HIP

when the reverend was endorsing her I was like

damn

poor harambe

Make that +20k.


Cato.

JUSTICE

FOR

HARAMBE

she really gets us youth of today

you're being unreasonable.

somebody once told me..


Is it really?
Threads seem pretty hard to come by nowadays


Evening, Rin

justice for my dick

it needs lovin

I doubt you actually miss anything.

its not important.

I got really drunk with some friends and we ended up walking into it.

It was some Irish rock band playing in a park.

Welcome to domestic abuse, where the rules are made up, and the points don't matter.


Evening, Cato.

put ur smartphones in the air and turn the flashlights on to be part of thefun.. everybodys doi nin

this isa movement :))


cute

THAT BANE WAS GONNA TROLL ME

I think it clearly means goggles is too incompetent for it
and you should move that space for me

Ian I am going to fap then we should play!

SEEE GUYS

SEE

SHE HAS HUMAN FEELINGS

SHES NOT LIFELESS PSYCHOPATH

SEE GUYS

DINOSAURS

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

you'll just have to take a chance I guess

you're asking for it.

okay, that was pretty good.

haha man I can't wait for such a rad gal to take office and be the first lady prez

we need an estrogen parasite in the whitehouse

You may have a point, but how can I get one off like Clockwork if I don't know what like Clockwork is?

I clearly didn't think this out before I said it.


Who, what?


I liked that show.

could be interesting


how's it going?!


Somebody is an asshole
ruining all of bane's fun


what if I eat a cupcake?
will that fix it?

radical
I have never been to a conert

in
my
life


SKREEEEE

My Murderpet as so easily, so readily fallen into depravity.

it was very good.

probably will just taste good and fill you with empty calories.

Are you mad he's fapping to thoughts of Colbs and not cows?

He's australian so let's just wear cowboy hats
oral might be a little hard though if he get the really long hats

You sound jealous~

if a calorie is empty, is it really a calorie?

Well, I suppose.
Yourself?


Thank you, thank you.
I'll be here all night.


Wouldn't that be western, not Australian?

I'm pretty sure I have no clue.

#ISquirmWithHillWorm

and all day. every day.

IM NOT THE BIGGEST GUY ON THE PLANE

I WAS LOOKIN KINDA DUMB WITH MY FINGER AND MY THUMB

IN THE SHAPE OF A HEART ON MY BELT LOOP

WELL THE PLANE STARTS RUNNING AND IT WILL START COMING

SOLD TO THE FEDS AND I CRASH A PLANE RUNNING

DIDNT MAKE SENSE NOT TO ASK ABOUT BANE

PULL THE MASK AND IT REALLY IS BANE

SO MUCH TO DO

SO MUCH TO THINK

SO WHATS WRONG WITH TAKING THE MASK OUT?

YOU'LL NEVER IF YOU DONT KNOW

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOUT SHOW

HEY BANE

TAKE THE MASK OFF

YOU'RE A BIG GUY, CIA

HEY KNOW

WHO WILL SHOOT GUYS

AND THROW THEM OUT OF PLANES

BRAVO NOLAN I LOVE YOU

HE'S A BIG GUYYYY FOR YOUUUU

Do you realllllllly think I'm still going to stick with you after you dirty yourself so?


I don't care about those!

How so?

I had a lot of fun that night.

That one girl gets really uuhh "touchy" ? when she drinks

My friend whos kinda of a stoner kept running into his moms friends and trying not to act drunk.

*zips up penis*

Sorry

We have to drink vegemite inbetween makeout sessions to ensure that people dont confuse it for western

ITS A DARK PLACE

AND THEY SAY IT GETS DARKER

IM THE LEAGUE OF SHADOWS SO ITS NOT A BOTHER

BUT THE BATHMAN BEGS TO DIFFER

LOOKING AT THE HOLE IN THE FLOOR OF HIS SUPPLIER

Just dandy

but I figured out our abstracts are due a week early, which is bullshit


if you're only pretty sure, what is the not sure part?


!!


I have no idea, that's why I said could

AAAAAAAAAAH!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡 Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! ✋😡I've had it up 👆to HERE 💯with stupid fucking memes! You guys 👨‍👨‍👦make me want to KILL 😩🔫MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? ❓❓For me to fucking KILL 🔪☠MYSELF and write on my suicide note 📝"Cause of suicide: ✍Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself⚰🔪"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!🙌😤😡You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SI

doe she wants the dick or is she just touchy tho

Not true.
I have two DnD days now.


I see.


I see.

WELL THE PLANE STARTS FLYING AND IT WILL STOP FLYING

BREAK OUT MY CUFFS AND THEN I START PUNCHING

DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO CRASH THIS PLANE

CUS IVE GOT A BIGGER ONE AND MY NAME IS BANE

SO MUCH TO DO BRUCE WAYNE TO KILL

BUT I AM NOT TAKING THE MASK OFF

GOTTA TAKE GOTHAM FROM THE CORRUPT

GOTTA BOMB THAT ILL ERUPT

I'm not sure of anything. that's just how I roll.

two? that seems excessive. next you'll be telling me you found a part time job at subway

Does it count as Sci tier spam at this point?

sci actively directs his at people, so no.

it is a pile of bullshit!
What do they expect us to do for the extra week?!

My probe time isn't even until AFTER the abstract is due!


are you not even sure about yourself?!

She has a boyfriend but she kept rubbing my legs kinda high up and latching onto me.

i'm pretty sure she doesn't want the D

possibly the thing I am least sure of.

but I'm not sure.

3am pokemon go escapades are a success

ARREST HILLARY ARREST HILLARY ARREST HILLARY ARREST HILLARY

youre not even sure about not being sure?
woah.

I didn't say I wouldn't give breaking you in and remodelling you a go if you did fall that far, but it's good you understand the situation!


Hmm?
I can't hear you, speak up.


I'll DnD your days in a minute.

whatd you get

!!!!

Why not just get a part time job at a maid cafe?
That'd be a lot more enjoyable for everyone involved.


Fap?
Do other works to refine your craft?

Etc.?


W-what...?

Just taking back a gym that someone took from me earlier this evening
Didn't find any new Pokemon :c

Louder, dog.


Exactly what I said. I'll DnD you.

Wait.

You're not "ian" on battlenet?

Then who the fuck did I add and why did they accept?

I DID QUICKPLAY WITH THEM

I THOUGHT THEY DIDN'T SOUND GAY ENOUGH

yeah. I'm a pretty impressive dude.

Some dumb cunt reported me at work with 5 minutes left to go til I was out for having my hair not in a hair net
I quite cooking 3 hours before that
If I see her irl I'm gonna ruin her smile with a hammer

Thats probably my friend.

You'll dungeon in my dragon?

hi bard. disregard cunts like that.

jfc

Today's just a big mess of shit

Can't really do anything to fix it when the machine I need to use is one of the best of its kind and only a few people in the world know how to make it work well

fap does sound like a good idea, though


Woof?


Yeah, impressively unsure!

Remove him.

HEY TEST

I have returned.

Greet me.

Whoaaaaaa Rem

Hello

yeah. for some reason I understand how you feel.

I'll dragon your dungeon.


Better.

Evening dude

exactly!

I did.

i want to drag mordin out to the cuck shed

Your waifu is fucking dead.
Get shit on.

dutch
chocolate
ice cream

Welcome to 4 days ago xd

Too lewd?

Hi! Let me tell you about how I caught THREE pokemon go pokemon on my way home. There was three of them, and two of them was staryu. I dont remember what the third one was.

I don't have a shed! I'm single also! it makes no sense.

Welcome to my butthole.

live footage of extremely rare Test flirsting techniques

FLIRTING*

I JUST.
I CAN'T.
HOLY SHIT.


What even do you do?


Lewd.

STORM THE STAGE

STORM THE STAGE

STOOOOOOOOOOORM


THEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


STAGEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sometime I get artsy with my flirting.

Thats so stroll dude!

lmao thats a really good one

I read that as "Test fisting attempt".

Muu?


Perfect!


I need some more staryus
but evees are the best, easiest way to get one of the top ~6 pokemon

For you

o-oh...
i understand the situation~

Everyone! Let's play overwatch with Ian!

@GRIM
THIS WEBM


I hope you didn't pick blue team

Also that lewd is fine

kill hrc

me and test are ready for some overwatch

Test is not showing up online

me neither slut
i didnt know it was confirmed

I feel like I've played enough overwatch for today.

The entire walk home is next to a river so I think that's why there were so many staryus. I think I got a magikarp too.

Was getting replied to part of your plan?

I don't even understand the situation!

I'm not high enough level to pick a team. But I want to be yellow. Zapdos is the coolest.

Wait that's an mp4 lol

but that's an mp4

DESS!

I honestly didn't expect for you to randomly reply to me like that.

I don;t know how people play that for so long

sitting around and just watching a specific area gets old pretty fast


I got an exeggecute recently, but I think its hidden stats are pretty low
it's a real shame

Yes good choice
Yellow is besto
Also you'll get there, lvl 5 is nothing!


You're an mp4


UUUUUUUUUU

there aren't a lot of characters that aren't moving around a lot.

we are on i think murder

I have no idea what I'm doing in Overwatch

But it is fun to do it

Is it still 1999?

[Alkeemist]: No.
[Alkeemist]: I will not play with Murder.

LMAO NEVERMIND

was a joke about the name

That video is so perfect.

That's crazy.

I think these are the only ones I have. I feel a little awkward having my phone out all the time in public so I avoid it.

Yeah! Eventually!

Play soldier 69, he is the daddiest.

I am dense on occasion.

Yes

Don't go to the WTC in 2 years.

Then post me if I'm an .mp4

But whyyy? I am a changed man!

Unless its a "trebler" i'm normally the one getting your attention.

it's not awkward when everyone else is doing it


Oh really?

idk
i think my bestie test might be in a bad mood
are you and murder in a party?
ill play sum

yes.

Colbs is being mean to me.

GIVE THEM THE ORDER BERNIE

STORM THE STAGE

ARREST CLINTON

colbert what are we doing

Leave her alone

TREBLEREERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Maybe not. I wish I could be the best that no one ever was.

...

im gonna arrest u and cuff you to a bed and beat you then fuck you senseless whore

Its a welcomed change.

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maybe shejust needs love her bf aint givin her

dont get caught