Win an oscar they said, people will like you because it's legit, they said.
Tomb Raider Box Office Opening May Not Top Cradle of Life
Noah Rodriguez
Connor Robinson
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Colton Taylor
This is going to be big in Japan. They love video games and feminine bodies.
Ian Gray
Elijah Martin
Dylan Stewart
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Aaron Rivera
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Henry Hall
Did anyone figure out who the writer for this actually is? This is literally her first ever film she has ever been attached to and has come out of nowhere. Can’t find any details of an online presence and she got Tomb Raider, Captain Marvel and Sherlock Holmes 3 with no experience.
Geneva Robertson-Dworet.
Andrew Jackson
No one likes Nu-Lara and her evaporating tits. Get real.
Carson Lopez
Hollyjew doesn't like paying anyone to make movies, so they often hire nobodies out of the blue so they don't have to pay people with track records that demand more money. This is part of the reason why most movies suck so bad.
Matthew Hughes
I bet it's the pseudonym for some automatic script writing algorithm. This garbage doesn't actually shouldn't need a human anymore to produce.
William Baker
it’s just so strange she is attached to three blockbuster projects all from different studios from nothing
Carter Lewis
Jason Howard
they probably hired her because she has a vagina, I guess these studios want to learn their lesson the hard way
Owen Bell
It's astounding how little the people behind current Tomb Raider media understand why people liked Tomb Raider in the first place.
Luis Jenkins
If they didn't have an in-depth understanding, how could they have gone the opposite direction so accurately?
Daniel Roberts
Casting ugly, small-titted mannish looking actresses is their default trend in Hollywood. As for the games, fuck if I know. They probably know what's up and just manage to Uncharted it up just enough to make a profit because of AAA paypigs.
Jonathan Johnson
Gamergate wins again!
Easton Murphy
They make way too many remakes. Pretty sure the recent games weren't even well received.
Ayden Bennett
Yeah, I don't see this doing well in China or India. The "white" woman they choose for the role has a bust size that goes into negative numbers.
Levi King
They hired her because her uncle is some Jewish Hollywood bigwig or something of the sort. I bet you anything she's a yiddish rat.
Jace White
The first one was a flop and it's only been getting worse. They keep making them because the publisher just uses money from their other more successful games to fund it so they can have more ties with Hollywood.
Jaxon Morgan
Isnt that the norm in CY+3? Appreciate the heads up, now I know to avoid all three like the plague. Im not going to subsidize some kike pushing his favorite slit.
Dylan Jones
Captain Marvel is going to be a complete trainwreck.
Elijah Rodriguez
This. Stop attributing their bullshit to incompetence. This is an assault.
Elijah Flores
Back in my bluepilled days i dated a girl and suggested we rent a porn to watch together. She volunteered to pick it. Later that day she comes home with Landwhales Gettin DP'd pt 7- the DP'ening. Im like wtf, shes like cmon itll be fun. I didnt watch that shit, she never mentioned it until it was time to take it back, so clearly it wasnt because she had a secret chubby chaser kink. In hindsight I was in an sjw lair and had no idea.
These people know exactly what the fuck theyre doing. Believe me. Believe me.
Jeremiah Sullivan
Pure kino.
Caleb Hernandez
When a female makes a sudden, inexplicable rise from obscurity to prominence in the world of showbiz, it's usually because she's taking the kolossal kosher kock from some wrinkly old jew.
Dominic Smith
Fake.
Andrew Collins
It’s just so strange because she has no online presence whatsoever or previous works to judge her writing off of. I’m thinking maybe she scrubbed all trace of herself when she found out she was about to strike gold
Xavier Diaz
This exactly are you guys retarded shes supposedly 3/4 swedish 1/4 finnish and she looks like this
She has (((undisclosed))) (((middle eastern))) ancestry. I dated a swedish blonde who was mixed with paki and can confirm she this bitch is a mutt and not the nordic Valkyrie that they claim she is. Shes a crypto that they are casting to make people think that even the nordics look like jews…. and the replacement can be completed.
Ian Bell
Why?
Luis Carter
She just looks like a Jew
Jaxson Peterson
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Jeremiah Russell
because he's not a virgin like you are?
Jack Adams
This is because people are afraid of watching a video game movie and be considered gamergators
Hunter Morales
I still would her. You know those porn actress who look like abused whores? In this pic she almost got that look. Imagine her doing a sloppy deepthroat while her makeup gets messy.
Caleb Nguyen
Title was an asspull but promise you everything else is 100% true.
Alexander Walker
She is married to Fassbender (2017)
Luke Miller
She's jewish user.
Alexander Reyes
Not that user but you do realize your insults only effect people who are actually virgins right?
Adam Lewis
Man, that guy has the worst taste in women. Who's next, Emma Watson?
Easton Bell
Honestly I get more of an Iberian or Mediterranean vibe. Jewish women have thicker lips and a "muggier" look to them and tend to have huge milkers. Alicia is practically flat.
Dominic Morgan
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Xavier Reyes
It was fucked from the beginning.
Austin White
Do these people not even try to care about games anymore?
Kayden Powell
advertising is strange these days hey
If only an SJW marketer could go back in time and fix the manual "no no no, you're doing it all wrong, you write out any straight white males and call them all bigots when it flops, that's how you make it go viral"
Joseph Thomas
JUST