♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Mid-war German tech looks sexy as heck.

Got to look good when killing, right?

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I still just used the He-111, mostly because need to have a bomber in the load-out, and I suck with them.
Kind of like keeping the soviet flak truck in your load-out in ground forces.

By the way we kind of moved and then moved back because Scoots is a klutz.

Also I actually was referring to the Ju-87, my mistake but I absolutely love the Ju-88's bombing capabilities and loadout. It's the 87 which I have always loved was was really disappointed in the game.

That's kind of dumb.

Ju-87 is fun, because dive bombing is always fun.
Also that variant with 2x37mm cannons is somewhat stupid, but it's fun to shoot at heavy bombers with it.
Most of the vehicles in the game didn't live up to their hype, like Tigers getting 1 hit KO'd by T-34-85s from front.

I kind of agree...

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Is it because of the principle or just because people didn't notice the post?

not advanced enough.

The principle of going back to the old thread because of an early one.

It's not as if we've never had an early thread before.

That's tiresome.

I haven't played the game in a while. Got bored of trying to jump trees because I find out what I worked for is a huge let down.

I concur.

Same, I was just going down Japanese and German fighters in aerial vehicles.
In the end it was just Russian bias.

Kind of want to sleep now.

oh

no..
oh wait this was a little bit ago

you just don't know me!

I'm >

nor you, me

all the more reason to

taking risks like that seems risky.

I like to think I'm a daredevil. gotta find out one way or another

I have one that has Attack, one that has Defense, one that has Sp.Atk and one that has Sp.Atk and Sp.Def.

As well as two fathers, one has Defense (I think?) and the other has Hp, Def, Sp.Atk, and Speed.

But ideally I can get a father (or mother, really) with 0 speed, so I can force that stat to inherit every generation.

Girls can be boys too.

you're a crazy person. a real madman.

next gen they will apparently have some form of special training that actually affects the ivs of pokemon. no more of this crazy long breeding stuff.

people are supposed to be attracted to those anyway, right? or have i been doing it wrong this whole time

Right?

Too bad I want to build my trickroom team this gen.
And also want to build my team for next gen pve now.

I should really put some time into the battle resort so I can get the e.v. items and rely less on random chance for i.v. inheritance.

some people are. wild and crazy ones.

ev items are pointless. ev training is very easy. the ivs are the hard part.

If a pokemon has an E.V. item when you breed it, it's guaranteed to pass the associated I.V. to the child.

oh right, I did forget about that.

I WANT TO POST

this won't be as easy as i though it'd be. good

jill stein is going fucking beserk now that bernie left the democratic party and there's no point in trying to appeal to the bernouts ahahahaha

she may be a nutty SJW but she's anti-globalist with a passion wew lads

This should do.

I have a mother with Atk, and a father with Def and Sp.Atk now.

I should find a destiny knot.

We can already do that.
Since our limit is 8mb, and 8

nothing involving me is easy. I make everything way too difficult.

yes, you should. because I remember what that does in regards to breeding. I do. yup.

Up to (and including) 20 mb!

oh my

I like a challenge

Maki's value is only in her tsundere and richness.

there's a challenge and then there's just being silly.

The child will inherit 5 ivs instead of 3 if a parent holds one.

Then you should say that.
Instead of just "less than 20mb."

I knew that.

Pardon my skepticism.

wew

YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Yeah but

I will not.

all for you ;3

I want you to know that I'm rolling my eyes pretty hard right now.

I want you to know that what you said made me smile and want to hug you

John Cleese now has a youtube channel

this is not a normal reaction

Where scarlet

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Re:Zero BD release will be more gory :D

the fuc

totally is

I don't really need that :c

eyes rolling again.

the want of a hug increases

crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2016/07/27-1/rezero-violence-a-bit-more-graphic-on-blu-ray

the chance remains at zero

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:|

lol wth that eyeball
Eww..
Though I wouldn't mind seeing Rem on a wall on my way to work :3

hugs are for squares.

Scarlet post that "Maki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" /a/ thing please :c

squire*

5 cute facts about maki:

- She's a girl!
- She's a tomato!
- I love her!!!!!
- Maki!!!!!!!!!!!

I really hope the Rem part on a wall is not related to more gore.

That'd just be distasteful.

>tfw no rem

I doubt squires got many hugs. maybe if their knight got really lonely, but I don't think they enjoyed what was happening during those "from behind hugs"

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5 cute facts about mummy:

- She's a girl!
- She's a mummy!
- I love her!!!!!
- Mummy!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks :3

I bet you enjoy those though

Cupcake give me a hug.

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this

anyone who told you that was trying to slander my good name.

-hugs-

Fuck you, I'm special.

Thank you. ♥♥

lol my dad sees my eye is just bleeding as i'm reading the newspaper and he shows me a video and moves on with what he's doing

lmfao good comp right there

hmpf

;_;

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hmph

Cupcake pet ^^

that's your department.

H-hug?

fresh out

So I remembered my old Tumblr password and remembered that the people I followed post to me funny stuff. Then I realised that I don't know have any idea how to actually 'use' Tumblr.

I really hope my Rem daki arrives already

:3

G-geez

how to use tumblr

- create account
- delete account
- kill self

Show design

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This

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just like everyone else

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You don't know my pain, mom!

Cool it with the blank replies, Rin.

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I could one day be famous by using other peoples content.

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Good morning, threaders~

these threads are definitely full of...special.

Imma get my gb and play pokemon yellow so I can be cool kid again

Ok I was lying sorry

Special needs

and I never will, right?
because it's not just a phase?

this is a good point. in that case you'd better get going.
make sure not to credit anyone along the way, that's what cucks do.

morning, elma

we have a smart cookie right here yupyup

I'm definitely special needs.

I have a special need for daily hugs and head pats, or I'll die.

I actually had this situation happen to me yesterday in arma3

Rin pls

I photocopied the CORE-OM form my psych sent me, filled it out, downloaded the evaluation manual, and evaluated myself.

scored 98 on this scale

Please don't talk about cookies I'm starving

like some kind of affection breathing shark. or I guess with you it's more "attention" breathing shark.

Exactly!

see

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmorning~

Morning, btw, Welma.

okay, I won't talk about big, soft, chewy cookies fresh out of the oven with the chocolate chips melting just right being dipped in a tall cold glass of milk before being consumed.

exactly

we covered that part. how did you sleep?

2.88 on this one

3.07 excluding the Risk category, which for some reason is often omitted

Why ?;~;

Hihi^^

Freakishly well for staying up as late as I did, actually. I even had a dream^^

hbu? Have you gone to sleep yet?

;;

why what? I didn't even talk about taking an entire sleeve of oreos and slowly eating them one by one while snuggled up in a blanket lurking the thread.

I'm going to rape you if you don't stop

i will score core forms if you wanna know how mentally ill you are

download page:

coreims.co.uk/download-pdfs

download the CORE-OM (34 items) one, complete it, and send me it ;)

wow, nice work. proud of you.

I did. got a little less than 4 hours, so that should hold me. no dreams though. I did wake up about 40 minutes after I first fell asleep and had an insanely vivid hallucination? I mean that word is a bit much for this but whatever, about a pretty sizable and nasty looking bug burrowing right into my pillow in front of my eyes and it freaked me the hell out. I even let my cat in to try and get the bug, but she didn't find anything so I went back to sleep.

quick someone make me a playlist to listen to while i roam around the hills in a tank

lolok

that's not an incentive to stop for me. just like if you threatened me with a big batch of warm sugar cookies shaped like fun things and some buttercream icing to spread on them.

You worry me greatly.

why? it was just my super sleep addled brain playing a trick on me. that one was a bit worse than usual but similar things happen to me often. when I was younger it was pretty bad, but these days it's always something really minor and I get over it and back to sleep in minutes

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My whole day is ruined
Thanks a lot

looks like a pretty typical black man/white woman couple to me.

you are welcome.

Why? Because it's like each thing you say is more concerning than the last tbh

Extremely worrisome.

well you could always shut me up somehow.

I don't know what you want from me.

well that makes two of us.

i kinda wanna do this

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

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We can see "OP" after every link, so

pls

I realized this.

Well, you suggested it, dummy.

friday friday gotta get down on friday

An evil mastermind at work.

yeah, but as you just said, I'm a dummy, so who knows what I'm doing.

Who are you going down on Friday?

all part of my plan

Okay then.

erin how am i supposed to fill this out

the pdf doesnt have forms..

Saturday >

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saturday is comfy too

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And the song is :3

BC make me a folder

aaa is there a song

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YES
youtube.com/watch?v=GVCzdpagXOQ
It's my jam

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I should listen to this when I'm running..

Yassssssssssssssssss

saturdays sound like this

Erin where do I post this for you to do the thing?

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how am i supposed to fill this shit out man

gives u a wee kiss

I'm on windows10 so I just went into the store and downloaded a pdf editor and used a pen tool.

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okay erin im done what do now :DD

PDF markup

like all pdf software have some kind of doodle tool i'm sure

send it to [email protected]/* */

that email address was made for spam

gonna go store get tobacco, i'll score your forms when i'm back

fuck

i forgot to type something because i'm super tired

go to bed already for crying out loud. if I have to sleep you do too.

but it's almost 10am now! i can just like stay up and then have you tell me to go to bed at a proper time witchu later

you should at least take a nap. you're going to be a zombie all day.

if i take a nap i'm not gonna wake up though.. ;-;

fuck

email forms to [email protected]/* */

apparently cause i didn't pay for my upgraded icloud storage this month ALL my icloud emails are frozen, not just the main one

do you not have the ability to set and get up to alarms?

never mind it werks

W 3.3.1.4.=11 2.75M
P 2.4.4.2.2.2.2.2.4.4.1.4.=33, 2.75M
F 3.4.3.3.3.3.0.4.4.3.3.2.=35, 2.92M
R 0.1.1.0.3.0=5, .83M

ALL 84, ALL-R = 79

Did I pass?

rip. sent again

setting like a dozen of them works but waking up to any of them is a really low chance. actually realizing what is going on and getting up makes it even worse

thats a rather lewd looking image

that sounds really comfy

r8 me lad

also erin whats ur steam

i have psych questions

that's a shame. I used to be like that. I can get up to most alarms now.

a little I guess.

I'm never getting that folder

how did you get out of it? i feel like i need someoneyou to help with/wake me up

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I-I'm surprised but glad you think so

okay give me a few mins

scoring these forms requires

*drumroll*

maths

if i set an alarm i always wake up like minutes before it actually goes off

spooky

just grew out of being unable to get up to them I guess. not really sure when or why it stopped being difficult. I use an alarm on my computer and I used to have to set it really really loud but now I can get by with just kind of loud.

It is spoopy, but always happens x_x

this happens to me a surprising amount as well

I usually wake up after my alarm stopped

dun na na na dun na na na dun na na na na

That's because you suffer from diabetic comas.

sound really doesn't do the trick to wake me up anymore. i've fallen asleep while hearing people shoot guns right next to me dozens of times before..
if someone is whispering or talking right in my ear it'll wake me but other than that, vibration/movement is what gets me

maybe set an alarm on your phone and put it by your ear so it vibrates.

It's not rocket science.

alarm cock

that's what i do and it doesn't work well enough

usually leads to my phone overheating then dying

I once had a person try and convince me for like twenty minutes that the phrase "it's not rocket science" is dumb because rocket science isn't that hard for rocket scientists.

What wakes me up most efficiently is when anything moves outside my door.

Get a better phone then I guess.

gotta figure out something else then. there's plenty of options if you look for them.

it's been this way for the past 3 phones i've had
pls

maybe i can just like
never sleep
or go to bed at a proper time instead and wake up normally. i used to do real good at this, going to bed anywhere between 10pm-2am and always waking up right before 8am

I usually use "rocket surgery" in person.

And maybe you should hang out with less autists *shrugs*

Then wake up properly. Who even are you?

well what you're doing right now sure isn't that.

that's a good one, I might start using that.

normally he's super cool. which just made it even funnier that he was so dead set on this issue.

Elma, I have a confession.
We probably can't sleep together, because someone else moving in the bed keeps me up.

sara, you scored 40, or 1.17

mental disorder is in the mild band

your worst scoring categories were symptoms & problems, and in functioning.

you scored perfectly well in wellbeing and risk categories.

I think it's from a movie :/

Perfectly fine by me. I didn't know that was a plan.

still good.

oh, uh

i don't use it

use facebook messenger

a dead king

can't help but think of youuu

i might be a nut case but at least im happy :)

you're delirious from sleep deprivation.

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bebop, your markup didn't save, you sent me a blank form.

the body knows what it wants

Fuck, fine, you have me curious.
I'll do this too.

fug
okay i'll re-do it right now

i probably just forgot to hit save because tired

your body is going to get you injured.

you got 2.47

you're borderline severe doll :/

Gimme that

that chart id for the CORE-10, not the CORE-OM, but they're designed to be equal, with scoring and outcomes being the same.

Oh...

Wat do?

B-best 247 get~

tfw you're mentally insane but life is alright

by you? worth iiiit

I think you're neurotypical ^^

I'm starting to worry about my optic nerves with how much eye rolling I'm doing.

wat

start therapy

the score used for cutoffs is calculated as mean*10, the therapy cutoff is 9.9, and you got 27.4

you need therapy

erin what do you know about DID?

sent it again Erin

:3
as soon as I'm done eating this cereal I'll go lay down

Too expensive.

But what about my high score.

Test!

good.

Lol, I just tried to get this PDF thing and forgot I have attachments set to auto-filter to delete.

here's highscore
youtube.com/watch?v=XpcbEH5jwqQ
:3~

I want to be fast too.

But no practice.

No no!

Hey - I have that keyboard too>!

then you're halfway there

will do lewd for new keyboard p s t

But I need skill

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Erin, what email am I sending it to, again?

[email protected]/* */, why not

Erin, I'm scared

Sent.

good

you're 2.47 points of fucking miserable

you should be scared

Where do I take this autism test :D

I think I just need a friend tbh *shrugs*

you have friends. just because some of us aren't very good...

Blasting headache.
Kill me now.

weird, i can see your markup in the thumbnails, but not on the form

i can work with this i think, gibbe a while.

I mean in real life.

coreims.co.uk/download-pdfs

oh. yeah.

Huh, odd.
Okwee.

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I have to wait until at least November for that though.

That's really weird.

I even went through the trouble of marking both Male and Female.

imma make a physical copy so it's easier to read.

rofl

bit of a wait, but it'll be worth it I'm sure.

Take your time.
I can try and see if something else makes it less weird, if you want.

I felt it was funnier than marking neither.

na, i already copies your answers onto a print off of the form. evaluating now.

How do you even fill this in

Probably with paint.

I have no idea. Honestly there's not even a good reason to wait other than I don't want to.

Anything that can edit a PDF.

I used my tablet to very messily colour in the boxes.

Ohtaii.

Can paint open PDFs these days?

I'd imagine you can print screen or use a highlight option in a PDF reader.

then perhaps you should try a bit sooner. in spite of how you feel, you would be a good friend and someone out there probably needs one as bad as you do.

I don't know where to begin to look and I feel like there'd be too much explaining involved.

I used a markup in one of my readers.

brb cuppers

that is the toughest part. I managed to hold on to a single friend from high school. maybe you should try reconnecting with people from that?

I'll be here

you scored 1.76, which is in the moderate band

what worries me, is in the wellbeing category alone, you got 2.5, which is right on the cutoff for severe

are you severely unhappy? :c

also, while risk was low, 0.66, there was one troubling answer. maybe wanna work on being less intimidating :3

Well, I filled that out to get an idea.

I blame Cupcake for that other one, though.

what did I do this time? I wasn't paying attention.

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well stop being such a bully.

is cupcake a girl

4am already? Where has the time gone..

totally.

But you like it so much.

Who am I to deprive you of it?

you just enjoy being a bully. don't pretend you do it for my benefit.

i guess thats a no

get out of my face kid..

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Don't turn this back on me, I'm trying to turn over a new leaf.
I don't want to threaten to tie you up and beat you anymore.

actions speak louder than words.

Memers
Come out
To
Play

I will beat you like the little whore you are, cupcake.

no memes.

promises, promises.

Ha ha ha
Dream on.

This is what I mean.
You like being threatened with physical violence.

So it's not my fault I had to answer that way.

I thought you were a girl.

REEEEEEEEeeee

its my dream to have an animus real girl side bitch

i can dream

I thought you were my girlfriend

I'm not sure if I like it. maybe you should try again.

Meeeeeeeemers
Come
Out
To
Play-e-aaaaaaaaay

downvoted

I wasn't really close to anyone from HS and the ones I used to live with moved to the other side of the country.

and. not to. and.

Anyone here know how to html? or css?

I will tie you up and beat you so hard with the riding crop that your arms and legs will be bruised for months.

yes

hmm. well, I don't have a facebook myself, but I hear that's a good way to meet real life people.

Technically, yes.

How do you do that without coming off as a FB creeper I wonder...

i know how to html

Mean

and yet here I am...unbruised and unbeaten. and I strongly suspect I will remain that way.

Yes, hi, this is me

You thought wrong.

I think you deleted me from steam.

Messaged.

Great.

Mistress was a boy this whole time ?!

I have no idea. I'm not sure it's even possible.

＞フラチナ
Is the Japanese servers easier? Just wondering

MEMERS

Maybe.

Oh well.

COME OUT

It's coming.

When you least expect it, there'll be a knock.
And it'll be me.
There to beat you like the little whore you are,
three years of punishment all in one moment.

Cute.
Me irl.

TO PLAAAAYEEEEEEEE-E-AAAAAY

this is eune with japanese locale

when did I suddenly accrue three entire years worth?

He didn't change servers, he just likes the moonrunes because he's a weeb.

Over the past three years.

Oh. Why would you do that...

guess I sort of walked right in to that one.

You couldn't tell from my voice?

Omg
Please go out with me

Neroo, did you know how to do code stuff?

i know ALL THIS AND MORE

I like the kyoot squigglies

whatkind of stuffs

That was what had him thinking you were a girl in the first place, of course.

ERIN I NEED YOUR ADVICEEEEEEEEEEEEE

About that...

Html/css?

$$('.skrilla')

dolla dolla get all skrilla

yes puddin?

nopess

html is too hard for me

How do you make irl friends???

ERIN

There are things I just don't understand in this place sometimes.

Oh my lord. That's masochistic.

alcoholism

DOOT

Just css, then?

Just a little bit.

I think that one can be... stricken from the record, if you know what I mean.

Tee-hee, okaii~

this thing has been on my bar thing for hours and i have no idea what it means

I tried to eat food and threw up when I was chewing.
God save me from this hell.

Probably downloaded something.

I see.

Oh well.

i know all the modern web languages relevant to sites like this

no ruby or perl

but php, html, css, javascript, sql, etc.

if that's what it takes. I don't want something like that on my permanent record.

hoobly doobly da

just how much did you drink? I didn't know you were even drinking last night.

youtube.com/watch?v=tOsck7jYUsE

Migraine.

No help.

Could you come on steam so maybe I can explain my problem?

Then he's dumb..

ouch. sorry to hear it. no pills?

this is a mac

everything means something

everything has a purpose

everything fits with the general theme

new guys dressed in bright colours don't just show up whenever they feel like it like that

aaaaaaa steam.

lemme get a coffee. i'll be back in a min.

Mac is neat.

Nope.

ew

NANI ?!

I never am, really

drink as much water as you can and take it easy. not much else you can do without medicine.

it is. mac is a solidly kewl guy.

Ok

Is he a big guy?

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