What will be the biggest meme from this game?

The amount of hat porn will be biblical.

Mario would actually be fun as shit in a more gritty, cynical GTA style setting he just wants to get the fuck out of back to the Mushroom Kingdom and winds up causing global havoc and panic with his abilities in the process.

It would never happen, of course. It goes against everything about Nintendo's image and would be too controversial for Mario even if they only had him jumping on police at most and turning into his traditional life lost sprite. Imagine sticking his exact model, audio and physics from 64 in, though.

Sonic did it first.

He also fucked it up by being forced to turn into a inexcusably slow werewolf instead of just turning into a dark version of himself with good punching.

Also werehog was pretty decent. Slow compared to the daytime stages but they make up for it by acting like Platinum's rendition of Ristar.

The game's greatest flaw was the werehog battle music, which was just some shitty jazz loop that played over the normal level music every time you were in combat. Which was all the time.

He also fucked up by making actual QTE stages.

SEX WITH THE GODDAMN HAT, LOOK AT HER CLOTHES SHE'S CLEARLY A WHORE!
SEXUALIZE THE MOTHER FUCKING HAAAAAAAT
SEXUALIZE THE MOTHER FUCKING HAT.
please?

That it's good.

Hey, at least it isn't LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY, WHICH IS FINE BY ME

How are we supposed to know? We haven't bought the Amiibo to unlock the on-disc meme dlc yet.

That the eyes on Mario's new hat are exactly the same as the eyes on the Minions© characters.

The commitee thinktank at Nintendo corporate HQ chose this to appeal to the widest audience and maximise returns.

normalfags won't notice Mario's hat mimics their favorite movies but subconsciously it will cause them to really like the game.

Why is the hat alive? Why does Nintendo keep doing this stupid shit?

Nigga more than half the game was shitty Werehog stages

Mexicoville, of course.

S T O P

I don't really want to play a game where I can die from bleeding from my fake gash

got you, fam

welp, I might as well

Maybe Mario will turn into a wereplumber for some stages in Odyssey, in which the game will go from being a platformer to being a really shallow hack and slash, you never know

That Mario isn't human.

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Why?

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what did nintendo mean by this?

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In fairness whether or not Birdo is a tranny, a woman or a guy who just looks like a woman isn't consistent throughout the series.

You're right, what a unique design that they are intentionally using. There's no way that this is a coincidence and that's just what cartoon eyes look like.

Lucky for you. I only got to play the fucking PS2 version.

user
don't tell me you want to fuck birdo

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i'd fuck a birdo

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Get the fuck out, normalfag scum.

This is haha-tier

>not knowing I'm only shitposting to distract myself from the fact I'm extremely lonely and have a deep craving for meaningful affection that will never be fulfilled
>implying I don't cry myself to sleep some nights due to the empty space beside me

please stop

I'm sorry user

I'm almost certain that guy has drawn Birdo scat, get your literal shit taste out of here.

moar

We're all gonna make it.

haha I love this guys' videos. have you seen his NEWEST one??

Quit it with the astroturfing, Crowb,

I see what you're doing

astroturfing is a word that makes me think of classic hip hop nigger gangs fighting and shooting each other, but in outer space.
PEW PEW

what happened to just calling it shilling?

A moderate definition shift. Shilling obviously being advertising, but astroturfing being advertising+pretending to be people to be interested in said advertisement, therefore falsely leading people to believe there is "already a fanbase"

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Is birdo a girl or a guy?
(That picture of Birdo kissing Yoshi was completely SFW, way to go mods.)

Nintendo doesn't seem to care at this point.

birdo is awesome, that's what Birdo is.

Birdo is one of the few vidya traps/trannies to exist without being pure fetish material or an agenda pusher. A little comedic sure, but I like it.

Can someone draw Marty playing the switch?

The poor sales.

Aye. Birdo is just birdo and it's great.

i spoilered the images and didn't do a dump exceeding the 5 submissions.

it was the hat porn, wasn't it?

goddammit weaver, how can a single person have so much power over my dick with just mspaint

It must have been the fucking shit of it.

I seriously need Mario Strikers for the switch. Stylized like the first game though, second game felt more dirty (as in unfinished and very rough)
Fucking hell. the GameCube era was my favorite

"wwwwoooooooowwww the alt-right is already using Super Mario Odyssey to harass virtual women"

You will never unsee this.

I hope it has an HWNDU mission.

Nigger, those are garden variety toon eyes.

Bowser as Trump
Flying Lakitus into WTC
Koopa/Shyguy gang wars
Pinkgoldzilla Peach rampaging across town naked

If Pink gold peach is sentient metal, and the dress is metal, doesn't that mean that she's always naked?

Reminder that we now have a scale comparison from Mario characters to average humans.

The rabbit chick will become the new Krystal.

I'm really hoping the hat isn't some annoying companion character that has to explain everything to you as you play

I've never seen a Minion movie before. Am I missing out on something genuinely funny? Because it's looks like the most droll, inoffensive normalfag shit ever.

He always posts these videos and they're factually true. That user's doing a good job at trying to devalue the argument by posting it all the time but the content speaks for itself more than anything.

who's this yummy piece of bunny cunny?

I don't know but I'm sure e621 will answer these questions after the game is released.

Minions on their own aren't worth shit. Despicable Me was actually a good movie that used them sufficiently.

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They're just lel so randumb XD henchmen to the Despicable Me MC that got their own franchise because Universal is full of retards.

Like how the penguins from Madagascar lost their charm once they got a fucking show.

Hold on, user, let me grab my time machine so I can go into the future to get a copy of this game.

Then, I will look for one inane thing in an insignificant part of the game to tell you what will be the most popular.

I mean, seriously, the biggest Meme of Sun and Moon was "get in the bag, nebby." Did we even see Cosmog before the game came out in an official trailer?

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At least the penguins had some character, the minions are like someone decided to do a Invader Zim spinoff with only GIR.

You can see it's not at all the same.

A lot of these designs are physically painful to look at. This looks like a bargain brand disney movie.

I once watched "minions without minions" and it seemed like an interesting show, but Minions themselves are pretty terrible creatures

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The one on the left just looks like BoomBoom or Morton Koopa, but as a rabbit instead.
I don't want to believe they can't come up with more varied designs for new characters.

Funny you mention that. Nintendo is going to start releasing CGI movies soon.

At least they're not rabbids.

I seriously hope nobody actually believed that attention whoring fag

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yeah but its a RABBIT user

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10/10 would drag on a rope from truck

Furries like rabbits.

I give full agreement for anyone who likes the low hanging fruit of shit fox and basic fucking god damn rabbit to be punched in the face with a brick.

They are going to explode over the rabbit. The last time there was a Nintendo character that was an animal with tits, you saw what happened.

Even without tits, the same happens and you know it.

Which character are you talking about? Didn't that happen multiple times with Nintendo animal characters who don't even have tits?

See

Oh, the rabbit has already got porn of her.

I just meant that zootopia is fucking shit.

That didn't take long. But it's just the calm before the storm. Wait till the game comes out.

I mean last time

rabbits are fuckmachines, they're fluffiest and cutest.

no wonder people want to fuck them

On another note, Bowser looks dapper as all fuck in that suit.

HOW CLEAR DO I NEED TO MAKE IT.

I can just tell that picture was drawn by someone with a bear fetish.

I don't know how to feel about that bulge there

I thought you were talking about Midna or something. Krystal happened ages ago.

And there's a reason N hasn't made another animal character with tits ever since.

You should feel sad because bowser just wants to be a family man but Peach is a unfaithful ho who runs off with the plumber every chance she gets.

WE WUZ KANGS

kang or not, Bowser is doing what needs be done.

Bowser fucked some turtle whore, she got pregnant, dumped the kid on him, and ran off.

White people in New York. Like anyone would believe any remain.

i'd let that bowser fuck me

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You trying to say something about Italians?

To most people, especially non-whites, the difference between a white and a jew aren't immediately apparent. This goes double for Mario, with his curly hair, huge nose, and coin fixation.

At least I won't be in Brooklyn.

I do not understand this picture. How do you manage to build up arm muscle without building up any chest muscle like that?

italy is not white. its full of niggers and gypsies

There are bodybuilding exercises that enable you to build and flex on individual muscles.

It's actually arab-white (sicilians), whites, and gypsies.

i want wait to jerk off to that rabbit

Yiff

America is not white, it's full of niggers and spics.
Canada is not white, it's full of niggers and mudslimes.
Britain is not white, it's full of mudslimes.
Finland is not white, it's full of mongols.
Russia is not white, slavs are just white niggers.
Trust me, I'm (((white)))

A massive black cock shoved up Mario's anus as he says "A'yes'a, a'feed'a me a'more of'a your'a spaghetti noodles!!

This was my immediate concern.
Nintendo fans are the biggest degenerates.

It's a shame what happened to the IP, but the first one was okay if not makes you cringe sometimes from the dialogue.

what

The main character reminded me of Teisel if he didn't have Tron or Bon. The minion bullshit didn't help the comparison. In fact, it made the movie a lot more likable. I just convinced myself the whole movie took place on Cattalox island.

What the fuck is everyone's problem with Russians, holy shit.

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Fugg, you just ruined this game for me.
Canceling my preorder now.

Because slavs and Russians are possibly the most bumfuck retarded group of people on earth. Remember that time when Russian news sources reported that Putin took a leisurely swim in a lake (in a fucking wetsuit) and then miraculously found two bone-dry ancient vases? Yeah, Russians actually fucking BELIEVED that. They honestly believe that people like Putin actually give a shit about their well-being.

Also, where to even begin about the country itself? Russia is a 3rd rate power that's constantly wishing for the good ol days when they could actually hold a candle to the US. It's like the United Kingdom but 100% more pathetic. They bully pretty much every single former soviet state, annex whatever territory they please, and then try and take the moral high-ground by saying "BLYAT US BULLY IN MIDDLE EAST WE ARE CLEARLY THE SAME" while conveniently omitting the fact that the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan was the thing that sparked all of this shit in the first place. Plus, FUCKING PLUS, their entire economy is dominated by the most corrupt group of businessmen in the god damn universe. People complain about the wealth inequality in the US but Russia puts it to shame in every possible way. The vast majority of the wealth in the entire country is held by only a few people, which is absolutely insane.

TL;DR: Russians are absolute shit because they're bumfuck retarded and the country is a dumpster fire fueled by Soviet nostalgia.

Belka is clearly the superior state

The game will be fun guys
Have faith in Nintendo !

White is an Anglo-American meme invented to substitute the messy idea of community in favor of a more economically friendly racial identity in order to tie poor southern farmers to the engine of their economic annihilation. "Well you might be poor but at least you're white, friend!" says the slave owner as he undercuts you with replacement-level imported free labor, offers you loans to stay afloat, waits for a bad harvest then demands repayment, takes your family's land and rents it back to you and turns you into an economic weapon to squeeze your neighbors in the same way, starts a war, loses it, and now his old farm equipment are your new neighbors while he takes his money and flees to a whiter area to live in a fantasy world where he's a man of good manners and aristocratic bearing and not a robber baron who raped the people dumb enough to believe his lies for all they're worth and then left them with a poisoned, broken social fabric.

But it's already impossible to be more retarded than mudshits.

But damn, I appreciate the perspective.

But they really was kangz. Haven't you ever played Paper Mario?

Nah fam, it's all about where you grow up, not lineage. People who are born in mudhuts are gonna be fucking dumb the vast majority of the time, the same way that growing up in Russia gives you a predisposition towards wearing Adidas tracksuits and killing all of your brain cells with homemade vodka.

foreverially diapered mario completely hat-unbirthed and loving it

Fucking perfect dialogue.

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But the future refused to change…

Bowser is the Donald Trump of the Mushroom Kingdom.

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Fuck the hat, user.
She wants it.

They look like the rareware googly eyes

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With as much eyeshadow as it has, in game even, it hardly matters.

I was wondering when someone would finally bring this up.

who else WA here?

Wa?

WA

It's "wa'ah", actually.
t. Scot

close enough

Just why is all I want to know. Who could possibly find a hat sexy?

Pic related

WA!

4U

I played that game so much I even fucking played using tiers and shit, luckily she was a good captain. A port with functional online for that game could sell me any platform. I even played like a mad man to get on the top spots of the leaderboards.

GUYS
What if mario's hat
wears a hat?

What if the hat is the main character but wears Mario like an accessory?

Isn't the large city in the game called Donk city? I can see a lot of expanded Dong memes from that.

Is there porn of her eating her own poop?

user no.

Except their is an environmental and genetic component to IQ.

As a Russian, I agree wholeheartedly. I just wish I could flee.

You forgot to mention the herdlike mentality and defensiveness where any attempt to highlight these issues gets met with furious screams of something along the lines of "русофоб!" and claims that someone somewhere has it "even worse".

Either that or they pretend that the source of the problem is the entry level corrupt politicians and government workers while furiously masturbating to their picture of a former KGB agent who got elected by blowing up a few houses full of people.

Many deranged people fap to birdo because of the egg thing.

yeah but that qualifies for yoshi as well.

GAY SEX WITH HATS ON

*there

also I already said that there's an environmental component to IQ, That's what my entire previous comment was about. While there's certainly a genetic component to intelligence, environmental factors are certainly the more dominant factor. This is why we see higher average IQs in first world countries like the US, where public education is readily available and political, intellectual, and scientific debate is encouraged.

I wish you luck dudeman. Look on the bright side, at least you can go to an airshow and watch the wings fall off a T-50.

Shit man thanks for reminding me of that. Russians using that argument is the actual dumbest thing ever. Like sure, I get that North Koreans are more oppressed overall, but that doesn't change the fact that Russia is the biggest dumpster fire on Earth.

More quality Birdo porn is needed.

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The west coast of America should be Mexico, not Canada.

But they're all a bunch of SJWs, just like Canada.

Are you sure it's not the other way around, that high IQ populations build first world countries and low IQ do not?

There are low IQ people in first world countries even with all this education and so on and people from low IQ races tend to fail schooling and stay below the poverty line, often reverting back to third world conditions of their homelands (Detroit for example). Some of the poorest places of the US that are fully white still have their 100+ IQ despite shitty living conditions. They also have almost absent crime rates too.
We humans have a tendency to make our environment suit us rather than conform to our environment like other animals. Our innate (see: genetic) capacity to build a favorable environment beats the system of the environment having a large effect on us because we can make it an expression of us rather than the other way around. If an animal (or race) cannot do this, it's understandable that different environments will have a huge effect on their traits (IQ, impulsiveness, violence, etc) but for one that can it is a very different story.

But Russia controls the US now and is influencing every European election. The msm told me so.

You ever meet one?

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Sakhalin is the rightful property of Japan you stupid Slav.

No, I just always figured Russians were smart and somewhat serious, disciplined people with high standards for strength and beauty and education that you absolutely do not ever want to fuck with learned the hard way by Napoleon and Hitler.

If Mario is Odysseus who is Circe?

Wendy Koopa?

Pretty accurate.

You can make vodka at home?

You don't belong here.

If the genetic factor were so important we wouldn't have a generation of retarded fagchilds from entrepreneurs. I mean environment is such a big factor. The air in san francisco apparently contains bacteria that actually makes you dumber the longer you breathe it, and it gets in the food there too.

lolno. They're basically cavemen who react angrily when their retardation is pointed out, and their only response is "RUSSIA STRONG, LIKE BEAR."

Ideally the whole eastern hemisphere would be the rightful property of Japan. They're the only country on that side of the world that even comes close to being civilized.

You grossly understand what IQ is. The IQ of a person is a principally physical characteristic that determines what they have the capability to do and is heavily impacted by genetics. It is derived from the brain, which is a physical thing.

Environment determines the development of that IQ. Persons born into extreme wealth may have good genetics from their parents, but squander whatever potential they had on frivolous things. On the other hand, a person with a high IQ may be born into terrible circumstances which limit them. But because they are forced to adapt to get better, they may attempt to elevate themselves out of their situation. Of course people at the top squander themselves - without an incentive to become better, they will go nowhere.

But a person with low IQ, with low potential, cannot be made into a great person regardless of how much effort you put into them. You can try shoving them into classes, but that doesn't mean they'll ever learn it. Even in the best environment, they will never do as well as those with greater potential. At best, the severely handicapped may reach average.

t. resident of low-income area

Your modesty shows that you, yourself are someone with a high, or decent IQ.
Good post.

It's funny because I remember PlayTonic actually tweeted at Nintendo saying something above the lines of "Can we have our googly eyes back?"

Yes, I am sure. The Japanese reformation, for example, shows that even a archaic culture and social structure can reform and become equivalent to any European power under the right conditions. China would also be a good example of this, especially since it's now more influential than any European country. A good example of the opposite effect is Yugoslavia. It was one of the fastest-growing economies in the world during the 1950s-80s and won several Olympic golds during its time, but thanks to ethnic and political strife it broke apart into 7 different countries, none of which are doing particularly well. If your idea of intelligence along genetic/racial lines were true, then we would see just North America and Europe as the two dominant powers, and we would see a worldwide decrease in average IQ as miscegenation becomes more and more common. However we don't see either of those things. The US and China are the two main world powers, with India poised to overtake them in the next few decades, and the worldwide average IQ has been increasing, not decreasing.

Sources:
apa.org/monitor/2013/03/smarter.aspx
A History of the Global Economy. From 1500 to the Present. by Jörg Baten

Japan has never not been a smart country. They were limited severely by the poor resources of their island, but even then, managed to display a disproportionate degree of influence compared to their more populous neighbors. European innovations allowed them to essentially skip centuries of development and get straight to the results, and they did so excellently.

China on the other hand you are looking at from the wrong perspective. While yes, the country is incredibly wealthy and has many brilliant people, it also has a massive population, many of whom are not so brilliant. The average person in China, especially in the rural areas, is barely literate; prior to the introduction of Simplified Chinese by the communist government, this was even more severe. The government, and the smarter/wealthier members of the population, take advantage of their lesser kinsmen to further themselves. Working conditions for the massive lower class are absolute awful by western standards, allowing productivity which would be banned by the legal systems in the west.

As a general rule, the wealth of nations is derived from economic policies. Even below average people can be put to work - so long as some sort of caretakers exist, as is the case in China.

The average IQ is certainly not on the rise. IQ tests were based off of an average IQ of 100. The current average IQ within western countries is still around 100 - in the case of the US, it is actually lower than 100, the last I checked. A result of change in population demographics. Note that the person who wrote the book and stuff here is a political scientist.

here we fucking go again…

Are you the autist who said the exact same thing about the horseshoe crab character from Splatoon ?

If I remember correctly, the average IQ is normalized back to every so often. However, what "100" means has been dropping for some time.

You don't seem to understand how IQ works. It's not at all some hard number that can never change. IQ can increase and decrease (sometimes dramatically) over the course of a person's life depending on what they're exposed to, even as an adult. Due to this, there's actually significant debate within the psychological community over how effective IQ testing actually is as an overall test of intelligence. There have also been people who are known to have astounding intelligence who tested low on IQ tests, such as Rouseeau, Tama Janowitz, Nikola Tesla, and Richard Feynman.

Also, if intelligence were really that dependent on genetics, then we would be able to trace and predict intelligence through family histories, which we have never been able to reliably do. Hell, if that were true then pseudosciences like eugenics would likely be commonplace.

I do agree that we are not all born equal, there will always be people with greater intelligence and potential than yourself, but saying that this is mainly genetic simply doesn't line up with what we currently see in the world.

Sources:
som.yale.edu/news/news/why-high-iq-doesnt-mean-youre-smart

Are you seriously trying to dispute the Flynn effect? It's an established phenomenon within psychology and sociology. It can be argued that it's tapered off in the most developed countries, but globally it still applies. Trying to discredit Flynn because he's a political scientist is simply asinine, political science is a subsection of sociology, which is what the Flynn effect applies to. Also, the person who wrote that book isn't a political scientist. Jörg Baten is an economic historian.

What "100" means is going up, actually. 100 now is equivalent to higher scores in the past, and that trend has been going on for a very long time.

You're both correct and incorrect, for different definitions of past. If you're talking ten years ago, 100 has gone down since then. If you're talking 100 years ago, 100 is still higher than it was. The Flynn effect is reversing.
I'll take "regression to the mean" for 500, Alex.
You're confusing cause and effect.

Oh, it's around. Not very plentiful, sadly.

I FUCKING REMEMBER THAT!

don't got a screencap but I fucking remember

I fucking hope the game is good. Looks promising

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that would imply it was bad when sega did it

Nah it was pretty entertaining and I found both SA games to be pretty fucking comfy.

Nice.

I just thought Birdo was the term for a female Yoshi for a while. I'm surprised Nintendo didn't just go that route to avoid all the confusion.

Nintendoes it*

Yoshi has shit taste.

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what the fuck

SA2 had no fucking adventure. The completely different feel from the first game is the biggest thing I hate so much. Still only remember Chao and Metal Harbor fondly.

A-are you saying Nintendo games are for kids who like DreamWorks movies

fucking christ this shit is getting 2deep4me

For a major mascot and system-seller, Sonic games have always had such shitty production value. SA and SA2 are like stick figure pasta collages compared to Mario 64.

Terrible.

Has anyone played Mario Forever?

BotW was a breath of fresh air in the stale open world genre, and I expect Mario Odyssey to be innovative as well. You can pretend all you want that you are "nintendo fans", while those of us who actually are and actually like video games will continue to enjoy Nintendo's incredible output. #MaketheSwitch

This fucking guy. Who the fuck uses an outdated as shit insult?

Sound logic

But no one uses it, because we got the term nintendrones instead.

Nintendrone is a turn pretendos use to enforce the narrative that anyone who doesn't blindly hate nintendo, like the people in this thread, is a fanboy.

you two sound like typical nintoddlers crying about skinny diapers

When I first saw this game I thought "Wow, Nintendo is using Rare's design structure to working on this game."

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New Donk City
Mario goes back to Mexico
Nintendo are globalist jews

I just found the werehog to be an average god of war clone. it wasn't horrible as level size accommodated his size. considering the other parts of the game were pretty nice and this part was average i'd say it didn't drag the game down too much

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I agree.
The atmosphere, lore and story sucked much more, too.
SA1 was colorful, set in a semi-mystical world and was a direct continuation of S3K, while describing events that were officially allued to back in Sonic 2. SA2 just felt like someone's shitty fanfic in every aspect.

Literally no one is pretending to like Nintendo here you fucking faggot

damn, movieblob taught us a lesson

Ugh, I hate it when pretendos start shitting on a buzzing toaster #MaketheSwitch&kys

(check'd)
Gets me everytime

nice map

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Why do Minions still exist?
They told me this shit would go away

10/10 ending

Oh c'mon Satan, you mean to tell me you never dreamed of fucking monsters up Wolfman Ristar style?
this whole werehog hate thing needs to stop especially when shit like Rise of Lyric exists. Actually fuck Unleashed is still more polished even compared to 06 (inb4polishedturdstillaturd)
Sure it's not complex or even great but when you consider that the thing (God of War?) it's loosely resembling is going to a down a shitty 3rd person Last of Us-like bs with forced "muh son" escort missions, I think you can do a lot LOT worse.

I'll believe it when I see it.
SNAP
Ok first off Fuck you with a bloody hairy baseball bat, I cannot speak for everyone here but as someone who (used to) love the fuck out of nintendo I have every fucking right to hate on their kike asses. Because i've stuck with them since roughly the SNES/N64 years and even someone as blindly faithful as I was could see how they much fluctuate in quality over the years. It was because of my immense love for Ninty is why I hate them; They could've done far better than just the Gamecube, but they didn't. Because they fucked us and even themselves first.
They fucked over people who wanted an actual new Star Fox game,
They fucked over people who wanted a new Metroid that wasn't Other M.
they fucked over some of their most loyal consumers, Twice if not thrice.
they fucked over pretty much everyone who ever bought a Wii U,
they fucked over people who wanted their games NOT censored or badly localized,
They fucked over even weebs who just wanted to headpat tricks and hoes in FE:Fates, (and the worst part is now SJWeebs are a fucking thing as a result)
They fucked over people who wanted a new Custom Robo game
And don't even get me fucking started on Hyrule Warriors or AM2R.
It truly infuriates me on a cosmic scale that not only are they extremely piss poor reasons to get fucked over but that people like YOU think it's actually okay to try and fucking defend this, let along advocate it.

The only series who even got through all this relatively unscathed are Kirby fans.

For you to sit here and unironically and actually try and shove a shitty #maketheswitch thing proves just how tragically out of your depth you really are. Either that or I must assume you're from Treehouse. Now kindly get the fuck >>>/out/ and do yourself a favor and either rethink your life or kys. Please.