Breath of the wild thread

I just got the game today. Any tips on what I'm in for?

Image isn't a spoiler btw just a Photoshop of link

Fun.
You need to kill any expectations you might have with the mechanics though, and it'll force you to shed off some bad habits that might have been taught from other open world games.

You're retarded.

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It's only asking for tips before I play it. No harm in that.

Kill self.

Yes there is, faggot. Get in the game, git gud, THEN discuss.

le bump

your gaming system is poor quality and gay

xbox is for kids

switch is for gays and babies

switch is for the second lowest level of gamers

you might as well just buy an iphone as a gaming system

enjoy your gayboy candy crush skyrim game

switch is for GAYS

pic related, it's you when you get older, playing your future favorite gaming system

REDDIT NOT WELCOME

Sure, here's some tips friend:

- Adachi is the killer
- Your father dies due to radiation to protect project purity
- Your son is the villain and you have to kill him or nuke boston
- Atlas is actually Fontaine
- Elizabeth is your daughter
- The Duke is in cahoots with the dragon and you die at the end
- Sin is actually your father and you're not real
- you were just a pawn of the Patriots the whole time
- You're just a meme copy of the real Big Boss
- Aerie has been manipulating you the whole time
- Bumby killed your sister while trying to rape her and set the house on fire to cover his tracks. You push him in front of a train at the end.
- Akatosh is actually Alduin and you stop the universe from its cycle of resetting by killing him
- The Feds kill you at the end
- Both snakes are just manipulating you

USE THE CATALOG YOU IMBECILE

I'd rather use your mom's pussy.

Don't you mean "millionth breast of the whore thread"?

I got a tip check the god damned catalog.

I WAS BORN IN A LAB

Play by yourself, make your own opinion and try to have fun wait a month until the fire dies down then we can actually discuss the game. Good luck.

That's really cool, you must be beautiful.

Why do these threads exist? Just fucking play the game. What needs to be wrong in your head if you need to come asking stupid questions here instead of playing the game? Do you need some kind of a verification from the Holla Forums hivemind that you are allowed to play the game? Are you so incapable of independent thought that you need to copy the official opinions™ from here instead of forming your own.

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4cucks crossposters

This has to be bait, kill yourself.