Paper Mario TTYD is a mediocre game

Game Informer, the true gamer's most trusted resource, proved it in 2004 goys.

Best RPG of all time?

Why is the dialogue shameful? It doesn't use xer and xir enough?

I wonder if anyone on Holla Forums has an old pile of GIs in their house somewhere.

Honestly the dialogue gets pretty cringey. You just haven't played it recently. This is fucking treehouse we're talking about, they've always been shit.

I don't know, the dialogue was masterful. Whoever did the review needs to be removed from video games, period. They're out of their fucking mind.


I hope not.


Name an example of the dialogue being cringey. The dialogue is pitch-perfect the whole way through from what I remember.

VIVIAN IS A GIRL

Vivian is a trap

Yes


Die

The dialogue is filled with shitty jokes and bad writing. These guys aren't wrong on any level.
Probably deserves a 70-75, but no higher. Anyone who says it's impeccable and the best RPG of all time just hasn't played it recently, or has played no RPG apart from TTYD.


Idiot.
Vivian got censored and all the jokes about her were either stupid or insulting to intelligence of the player.
A bunch of the characters speak with strange accents that don't make sense and are written poorly.
A bunch of jokes that only make sense to the Japanese culture, in Japanese were translated directly to English and fall flat.

Just because you think it's good, doesn't make it so. Replay it instead of looking back with nostalgia and remembering what it was like. It's a vastly different game from what everyone here remembers.

Who gives a shit?

Gas yourself nigger.

Not an argument, faggot.
Prove to me that what I said is factually incorrect instead of falling on your arse and crying someone doesn't agree with you.
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No, but i had this exact issue, never actually bothered to read the reviews before that issue because i didn't give a shit, but as soon as i saw "The Thousand Year Bore" as the headline i immediately knew these fuckers were full of shit.

lol

EPIC!!!!!! XD

Wot? It's about as good as dialogue can be for a kid's game. The fourth wall breaks, memorable characters, especially memorable and unique side characters who most of which have fleshed out back stories, dirty jokes made to go over kids' heads, actually deep storylines (Glitz Pit goes into the shady underworld of wrestling and reminds me of WWE, The Thousand Year Door itself, etc), I could go on…

Aside from the smart decision to make Vivian not Bruce Jenner (Thanks based old localization team) I need a citation for all that shit.

I replay it once every 1-2 years.

Idiot. :^)


Game Informer is cancer


Tranny fags GTFO

You agree with the gaming journalists. If anything you're the one that needs to go back to goyyit and tumblr.

Nice try. Get the patch some random guy shilled here a few months back, it restores the dialogue properly.

Clearly not as you are ignoring flaws in the writing.

I never supported the fact they added a tranny into the game, I was against the fact they butchered the dialogue regarding the character so it feels really fucking strange hearing shitty jokes about people calling Vivian a girl. Again, the unofficial patch fixes those problems.

Nice observation.
Too bad you're underage or trying too hard to fit in to remember when game journos used to actually play the games and be good at them, and when magazines like this were all you had to base a purchase off, as adverts weren't terribly widespread.

They've always been chummy towards a few games/devs, but they never gave out bad reviews just for the sake of it like they do now.


TTYD is an above-average game. Stop praising it like it's the end-all and be-all of video games. It's an 8/10, no higher.

Are you mad because you fapped to Vivian or something? Enough to think the game as a whole is significantly worse because of it?

I don't want Vivian to be a tranny, fuck off

You niggers don't understand the concept of backing up the shit that you say. What is wrong with the fucking writing? I backed up why I think it's good

They call her ugly and bully her, instead of calling her a man. No problems

Not even me, but yes, even in 2004 this shit was going on. Nintendo didn't buy the necessary ads for TTYD to guarantee a good score, so the hack reviewer rushed through the game and shat out a meh/10 so he could collect his paycheck. Journalism. This has been a problem for a very long time.

OH BOY AM I FUCKING TIRED OF AUTISTS LIKE YOU WRITING LONG AS FUCK REPLIES WHILE CONTRIBUTING ABSOLUTELY JACK SHIT TO THE BOARD WITH YOUR CONTRARIAN HIPSTER OPINIONS, CHOKE ON A BAG OF KNIFES YOU TRIPLE NIGGER

Vivian is a lewd futanari slut.

Vivian isn't a dude
That's a meme from localizers.

So was Vivian a tranny or not in Japan? Or was it just Nip honorific bullshit?

Originally Vivian was a trap, but Nintendo back pedaled and said every time she was called a boy was just an insult. In america vivian was referred to as a girl.

None of that applies to a game reviewed in 2004 by a magazine that's infamous for being low rent trash. Especially when the company that produced the game also shoved a demo into all the big box stores so people could actually try before buying.

My brother use to get them
i used and still use them as mouse pads

Yes. Japanese kids don't really play video games, so they can get away with that kind of stuff.

Stop replying to blatant shitposting on a comprehensive manner, he is not trying to have a proper argument, that guy is just shitposting and farming (You)s. For fuck's sake you are supposed to tell these autists to fuck off.

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They do you idiot, it's just that japan is not crawling with pussified moralfaggotry like the west.

It's an insult, and anyone that says otherwise should be publically beaten.

How can Japanese kids play video games if there are no Japanese kids?

The problem is only when they write garbage


No weird sexual fetishes, I want my magical shadow girl porn to be straight goddammit


Nope. This game was well-localized


Is that true? I hope that's true. It's been bugging me ever since I heard about it that in the original Jap version she would have been trans. If that's true then the localization is practically 1-to-1 on the insults.


Japan is really ending as a nation, isn't it. The conspiracy theorist in me thinks that the feminization of Japan and subsequent low birth rate is because powerful globalist don't like their nationalistic ways and are poisoning their culture.


Game Informer is a Gamestop joint. But man this game is from a different era… demo discs? God if only normalfags weren't such cocksuckers, the industry wouldn't be so blatantly anti-consumer.

I got a fair few :)


Wew lad, that's just you being a retard.

Japan is fucked because they place such an importance on working constantly, and since their housing and wages aren't terribly great, they can't afford nor have space to raise a family. Overtime is mandatory over there, and fuck you nippon man, all of your finances instantly go to your wife/girlfriend as only she can handle them. There is no "feminization", that's just you applying Western problems to the East. They've been like this for decades, long before western feminism really sprouted.

It's a fucked cycle that they perpetuated themselves, and growing population and technology only accelerated the problem to it's current state.

That's why you see so many 30-40 y/old men buying $2000 waifu AI alarm clocks and watching anime/reading manga all day. It gets their romantic and sexual urges out of the way and is much cheaper than the alternative.

What a horrific place

Source please?

It's not backpedaling, it's the truth