Nier: Automata released for Xbone/PS4

"You're thinking about how much you want to **** 2B, aren't you?"

The time has come and so has everyone, so if you don't want to get spoiled, especially if you're a PCfriend like me who has to wait another week, be careful what you mouse over. Previous knowledge of other NieR/Drakengard games to play Automata is apparently not required, but you might miss some references (especially musical ones), so it might not hurt to watch one of the dozen NieR recap videos which have popped up like weeds trying to profit off Automata's popularity.

To those having doubts whether the PC version will feature Denuvo, there is this paragraph in the NieR: Automata EULA:
store.steampowered.com//eula/524220_eula_0


Please spoiler the spoilers for everyone if you want to talk about something story sensitive.

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lanarain.com/
manyvids.com/Profile/214657/lana-rain/
twitter.com/Arbys/status/839128512757821441
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Well in that case i'm pirating it, i'll buy it when they get rid of it i'm not install denuvo on my computer.

Austrians fuck up everything. Prove me wrong
Pro-tip:You can't

Also yes, i want to sully her body and do lewd thing like holding hands, kissing, staring into her eyes

>It has Denuvo so denuvo shills can get ass BLASTED when it gets cracked

The Austrian Economics school is the best in the world
Prove me wrong

Never read too much into it however from my point of view it suffer the same problem of democracy:you expect millions of people to adhere to the same principles with the same meaning and also forget that 90% of the people are followers and they don't fucking know what to do with their freedom.
The market is going to get fucked when someone get enough power to centralize it and deprive others from it, effectively recreating an authoritarian system with a CEO at head.

Are you fucking retarded Mark?

I just wanna know if the game got localized or if it got (((localized))).

8-4 seems to add sarcasm in places where there is none. It's dual audio, but the vaguely implied sarcasm is still in the English subs, but if you're paying attention (which you could be), you can tell by the voice that she not sarcastic and get a better feel for the mood.

could should*

B-But I thought only bad games use Denuvo :^)

That's correct. :^)

No, we just know this game is going to be shit.
BOTW is much better

Isn't the Xbone version cancelled because of poor sales in Japan? Or maybe Platinum is still bitter about Microsoft cancelling Scalebound

They're bitter either ways. Just look at Kamiya, he's fucking ruined by it and stressed all the time. That's why he's such a dick.

He had to take some time off recently due to his mental health deteriorating.

I don't think there was ever an Xbone port of Nier: Automata, and it couldn't have been cancelled because of Scalebound because Nier: Automata was being made before Scalebound bit the dust.

That's the only logical course of action.

Its a win win if you asked me

You're gonna have to live with the fact this franchise is now touched by the AAA taint.

Nope

Stop posting traps.

Sorry yoko taro, I'm saving my money

It's a win for everyone except the older Yoko Taro fans who are going to be bitching about the normalfags playing Automata

You're in a recession and this guy slaps your economy's arse. What do you do?

What is wrong with normalfags playing a game will real gameplay?

older taro fans don't care. I know I don't. Nier Automata is a huge success already and thats all I want. PC gamers were always a tip in the jar and never mattered.

The NISA effect happens.

I wouldn't give a shit as long as people actually discussed the fucking game instead of console war shit every fucking thread.
We were supposed to leave that shit behind in halfchan, not bring it back here.

Here's your (you)

Good, but I know for a fact that I have seen grumbling ever since Automata picked up hype, as far back as a year ago and at least as recently as a week ago

we just have to wait about a week for the babies to stop pissing the bed. Well, a week and then some for the crack to be released so the babies stop pissing the bed. Then we have to hear crying about how the port runs poorly, or how the game doesn't work with their microsoft sidewinders and a whole bunch of other garbage.

I think this week is the only real opportunity to actually discuss the game. Weird how all these problems only come from one group.

Pretty sure these threads are just fucking cursed, it's always denuvo/consolewars/2b ass posting. I've only seen like 50 posts of all the automata threads that actually talk about the game.

I will wait for Denuvo to get cracked. I really want to play this game on PC.

Thing that never happened:The post

Do you need attention?

I made a thread earlier with better OP but Mark decided that this thread is better even with the blatant bait post in the subject and delete my thread

Do you?

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Yeah that pissed me off, because we had one thread specifically about the game having denuvo and the other about the game, so I was hoping the other would be a designated shitposting thread and one would discuss the game, but nope the hot pockets have to actively make this place worse if the users don't do it themselves.

Why is Mark such a faggot?

just a friendly reminder that the game is extremely good and it would be a shame to miss out on it. it is easily the best game of the year and the first 10 minutes have more inventive game play than anything from the past 10 years.

So just wait another 2 weeks after next one and it''ll be cracked.

Who is the narcissistic gaijin?

Pretty much this. I'mma wait and see how the port is first and then I'll buy it if it's good. A friend of mine actually imported it so I already know the game itself is fine.
I don't get why anyone is making a huge fuss over this now since Denuvo is basically dead in the water.

Actually, I'm constantly thinking how much I want to fuck the dog.

So what does the Asian English version have that the Japanese version doesn't? The Japanese version already has English subtitles, right?
Also, last thread someone said there was yuri in this game. Is it true?

IIRC it's the same release everywhere.

I would, but the PS4 for has been a fuck up from start to finish.

Paid online, and the library doesn't have what I want yet.

And my PC is a toaster right now.

mark started browsing Holla Forums ~2013 from what i remember

Yes, lots and lots of yuri. 9S probably the only male android in YoRHa. Also, theres a pedophile in the game

So I can buy the Japanese version and it'll be the same as the Asian-English version? What's the point of the latter, then? I still need to know if there's any yuri or if the user last thread was lying about the game having lesbians.

Prove it, please.
Explain further.

It's a Yoko Taro game

I imagine it's because oft regional pricing kikery.

No, spoil the sidequest for me, and also tell me more about the lesbians. Last time I was promised lesbians it was just subtext that could only be interpreted as yuri if you reach HARD. Fucking Persona 4.
Now give me every last detail.

I'm not the other user, I haven't played the game.
I have a PS4, but I would rather play it on PC.

Just asked anyone that play the game, or just watch youtube gameplay. YoRha consist of mainly female android.

There's a subquest by a guy asking you to gather a chip, further into the mission you'll found out the chip belong to a YoRHa soldier. In the end it was reveal the guy was lonely and somehow manage to secure an android that look exactly like 9S but with black hair. only read the spoiler if you want to spoil yourself

Okay, they're mostly female. And? Just because the majority is female doesn't mean they all like girls.

Not for 2B herself, right?

Yoko Taro clearly wants people to want to fuck her along with himself. I love yuri and I'm saying that'd just be retarded.

Some 2D are for tribbing, mass majority is for dicking.

Humble sauce request.

Why can't 2B be bisexual?

Any sign of censoring? Or do I have to import from Japan.

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It just calls that shitty excuse of an Xbox Xbone and brings up Denuvo as a warning for PC.

I've completely scanned the OP after reading you complaining.

I don't blame hims.

There's literally a quest about it

Main protag is voiced by Burch and while translation was done by another company, Treehouse was confirmed to scan it for "localization issues".

The game is already out, please stop with this meme.

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What quest? Again, I need every detail.

You can't make me, I'm white.

Nice try shitlord. I can make you do whatever I want, I have a higher progressive stack than you.

11B momento

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Why couldn't shitty shota have been a loli for a two punch combo?

Because lolis are disgusting.

What happens if I write Jewish under Other?

They
SHUT IT DOWN

The card combusts.

Panic.

Because we can't have /ss/ then

The dubs don't lie.

It starts apologizing for the six gorillion.

Finally, some fucking good art.

I thought it was going to be that borderline parody shit.

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You mean the Dobson tier stuff that posted in every thread for a while?

Yeah.

YEAH

YEAH
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A
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So the pirates will be the ones who get the superior product, I'm pretty sure Denuvo prevents any mods that would use the .exe to change framerate/resolution.

HAEY

HEY

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What else is new?

Because no 2D lesbian wants that. Unless she's a cuck like that one redhead bitch from that Cross Ange anime.


Tits in the first image are slightly too big. Otherwise great.

when will this false meme die

Then I'll be sure to pirate it, Denuvo games don't deserve money.

Games don't deserve money

Good games that respect your freedoms deserve money though, this looks like it has the former but not the latter.

Games are not worthwhile creations, they do not deserve your money.

So. You're telling me about a quest about a dyke who deserts her post and is revealed to have been abusing 16D, and you expect me to be fine with it, even knowing the average c/u/ck's temper? That shit would trigger them.
Well joke's on you, you stupid faggot. This is the most red-pilled representation of lesbians we'll EVER see this year, I guarantee it, and this is the sort of shit I want from video games that include those rapists. In other words, FUCK YES, YURICUCKS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!
I'm so happy I could buy fifty copies. Can't spell suicide without /u/, I see. Thanks, dumbass. yes i know that Ayla is way too fat but besides that this is the best pic of CT cosplayers doing victory poses

I guess that's the least of it. Still not a fan of the EN cast; dunno who thought it was a good idea to give the lead role to some rainbow-haired tart who's done almost nothing but YT crap.
Also that cringefest of a theme in English. Who the hell thought that was a good idea?

It's fucking Rina-chan. One of the biggest vapid whores to come out of the Newgrounds VA scene.

behindthevoiceactors.com/Kira-Buckland/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kira_Buckland
She may have warning colors, but she definitely has a track record.

Woah shit, that's a blast from the past. I swear I have some crudely drawn fanporn of her lying around somewhere in my nostalgia porn folder.

Which would have been worse, Rina-chan or Ashley Burch?

Not to mention she was a Homeshit. Also a brony but I'm not sure if it counts given that she's the target audience. Like her or not, she's a girl. I'm probably overthinking this.

Back on topic, can I use two of the same type of weapon for each slot? Say, two short swords? I enjoyed the demo SO MUCH MORE when I set the long sword to light attacks and the short sword to heavy attacks, but the long sword still didn't quite suit my playstyle. While I'm at it, it feels like this was made for a controller with one more button than the DS4. Dodging with L1 still feels awkward. Will it screw me over to set, say, Examine to L1 and Dodge to O instead? Or do I gotta suck it up?

Not , but here
exhentai.org/g/955854/91a7b5f081/

She may have been weird, but she does a better job at voice acting than Le Burch.

sauce

I'm still buying this game for yoko taro but I'm playing the cracked version once that's out.

Honestly, and I hate to say this, Rina-chan is the lesser of two evils.

How is Square so retarded? Aren't they basically dying?

You realize that we are probably one of the few places that care about denuvo right? Unless you're referring to some other poor business decision.

There is no difference between one tumblrcunt and another. They're all equally repulsive.

Everything they've done since they released Final Fantasy VI?

I meant specifics, but yeah that works.

It's not gonna happen m8. Denuvo got revamped after re7 got cracked in 5 days, it's not just a new version, but an entirely new VM. So far Sniper Elite 4 is the only game with the new DRM and CPY has been quiet about it. I think they have nothing, that's why they've been cracking old games, whatever method they discovered has to be rediscovered for the new VM and remember how long it took for their first proper crack. You're gonna be waiting months or even a year, if it ever happens.

Awful.

'''I swear to god, I want to bury my fucking spic dick inside her stanky smelly unclean pussy to the god damn hilt. She's like a real life cuntboy. I want to throw her into the fucking ground, scream at her, punch her lights out, stretch her asshole raw and dry and then force my shit covered cock into her mouth.
I want to fucking break her in any way I can and leave her completely shook after I've completely destroyed her insides after a few dozen hours. Then force her to suck on it, making it veinier than ever and prepare her for round 2'''
God DAMN it.

I'm rather doubtful. Once they've found a hole it tends to speed up the process significantly, if only because they can see what makes the code tick. Victory will always go to the crackers in the end, Sony learned that the hard way.

I got news for you.

I'm still not quite sure what mystery meat the sibling are.

I'd fuck her brother too, shit.

I stand corrected.
Not big on chinese girl cartoons and haven't played many games she worked on.

Ashly Burch's own brother pretty much broadcast and blasted all over the internet just how much of a whore his sister is, and complained how she was "always getting action" and he felt cucked by it. Putting your dick in a Burch is like sticking your dick into a volcano.

Blessings upon ye.

It depends, if they're lazy shits they'll run the whole game under the scrambler, causing performance issues and making it unmoddable, if they isolate the authentication part of the exe you could potentially still mod the game like it happened with MGSV.

Filipino / White

It will only allow you to check white.

Sounds familiar.

Wasn't that his wife after he pushed her into an "open" relationship?

Seems to me Burch disgusts women around him to such a degree only dozens of dicks can wash his influence away. Guess they need some form of reminder what a man really is after prolonged interactions with Anthony.

Nothing, since recession would intensify regardless what I do.

user, the answer is always "Throw the Jews in the oven."

No, this was AFTER the divorce and Ashley Davis (ASHLEY not ASHLY) kicked him out of his apartment.

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Speaking of which, that was always creepy to me…

He married a girl who had a name that was one letter off from his sister's name… I can only wonder if his father ever turned to his wife late at night and said "our boy is fucked up…"

You mean how it would be hot as hell? Yeah. I went there.

Are there videos with a cuteboy as 9S?

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When it burns like plasma to pee, and you wish you had broken glass inside your dick to make it feel slightly better, don't come crying to us. We warned you.

No problem
Hopefully I'll see Sony die in my lifetime or at least getting the fuck out of the vidya industry

I think they know Burch wants to fuck his sister. Also, you can't hide the kind of cuck Burch is. His parents know shame.

It would be much better if the dildo was inserted in the correct hole.

That would just give me something to remember her by, fam.

(((Economics school)))

Stop being such a shit taste faggot.

Fox and the grapes: The Post.

He's just gonna double down cause you said that.

Does the USA version of the game come with both english and japanese languages?

Should it take that long I'll gladly wait.


Isn't the games division the only one that constantky makes a winning?


Yes.
archive.is/wmFol

You hope to see them die, but you're financially supporting them? What?

Only retards double down and you have to provoke first.

Taro Why! You were the chosen one!

Can you show a screenshot?

It was Squenix and it needs to fucking burn.

Wait a minute, in the demo handsaw attack were very big and slow with overhang, is this higher difficulty changing enemy attack qindows and animations? It's super quick thrusts here

So the US version's dialogue is the same as the English subs in the Japanese version?
Could 8-4 have infested every version?

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Go to russia and do that, they have a /lot/ of pale, feminine twinks just READY for the taking

Fucking wonderful.

Thanks for relevant answer

So I heard


Nope, Squeenix is doing that themselves

So you're saying people shouldn't buy it.

You JUST SAID you're buying it.
The most benefit of the doubt that I can give you at this point is that you're experiencing some kind of cognitive dissonance where you don't want to admit that yes, you are the one giving money to and financially supporting the practice and company.

The alternative is that you're too retarded to understand the chain of money here.

I'm gonna need a source, famalam.

Obviously, games with Denuvo don't desurve it.

I still marvel at the fact that 8-4 didn't fuck the translation up.

where's the backer build?

In your e-mail box

Squeenix was an early contributer to Denublow and they'll add this to every single game regardless if their games sell or not and I still want to support Taro more.

Wait. So in other words, there's no difference between the US version and the Japanese version?

It's one worldwide release.

No, I'm saying that shitty publisher needs to die.

So square. And the best way to kill them is to not buy.

I didn't back it, I learned about it too late.

If Denuvo harms sales, it is not viable to continue including it, and Square-Enix will either die or stop.

Then accept the fact that conveniently separating the blame means making excuses for Square-Enix, Sony, and the presence of Denuvo, and that you're also supporting Taro's future games having similar DRM, and stop saying that you want these companies to die.

In other words, kill yourself, hypocrite.

No other publisher would have even let Yoko Taro make a game. Seriously, the only reason they keep letting him make games despite selling like shit is because some of the S-E higher-ups really like his stuff.

or you could end your life and save us all the time and trouble and money on aids research

Do you have brain damage?

Oh yeah, I believe that high ranking suits continue to fund something that sells like shit because "they like it".

You clearly new to the internet, you probably don't know what a bait is if its dangling right infront of your nose.

Final Fantasy XIII.

SE aren't exactly known for using their money "properly". Case in point, Final Fantasy VII went way, way overbudget. Also, FFXV.

They funded all these games just because "they like them"?

They funded XIII and all the other stupid shit Toriyama shits out because he's buddy buddy with a suit way up the corporate chain.

Like I said, SE are not really prone to logical decisions, and I'm pretty sure no one else would have funded the making of Automata, especially after the commercial failure of previous titles. SE did it because someone with enough clout likes the games or likes the creator of said games.

You know that is the reason?

No seriously, Automata largely came to be because a large amount of the developers at Platinum were huge fans of NieR, and their producer Yosuke Saito threatened to stop working on another Dragon Quest game and leave the company if Automata couldn't get made.

The yuri element goes directly against what /u/nuchs claim yuri to be. It doesn't act like women are only happy with women and men must be eliminated, it fully exposes that lesbians, both 2D and 3D, are abusive predators that hunt women.
Nice try, but you have lost.

Source or I called bullshit

God dammit, I was really looking forward to the PC release because I was really getting tired of the frame drops and jaggies on the PS4.

This game is cursed or 8/v/ really is dead, which is far more likely

Okay, Holla Forums, take your meds.

It's right there in the bottom right of the video.

lanarain.com/
manyvids.com/Profile/214657/lana-rain/

Is the questions supposed to be rhetorical?

Yes, Toriyama keeps getting his projects funded because he's friends with an influential suit, same as how Kojima had a much longer leash at Konami because a friendly suit kept sheltering him from corporate wrath, and once he was gone from Konami so did the higher up's patience with Kojima's excesses.

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>y-you're wrong you straight white male lesbophob-I mean fag!!! for those spectating, lesbophobe is indeed a real term now. Lesbians aren't even PRETENDING to be on the same side as our gay brothers. Yes, our. You know what they say about strange bedfellows
You're trying too hard.

That just means her partner is being tsun and needs some more loving.

Are you dykecuck?

I don't know who that is, but I'm starting to suspect you're more dangerous than an average /u/nuch.
Time for you to answer my questions, now that I answered yours. Who was the one who raped you? Do you remember how it felt back when you were a woman, not a lesbian? Can you describe what it felt to change from woman to lesbian? How many women have you preyed upon? Most importantly, when you're punished for your crimes, would you prefer to hang, or burn at stake?

Oh, you're definitely the dyke cuck.

Since you're now lying AND changing the subject, I win.

Really fucking makes a man thing.

So I was talking to a literal fag? How about you kill yourself for being a human waste

Would you pay 2B $35 to masturbate in front of you?

Yes.

Poor dyke cuck, lesbians cucked him so hard he turned gay because of it. Truly a tragic and cautionary tale.

No, you're talking to someone who isn't a sex traitor. I can clearly see you're well beyond the point of being considered a fellow man, let alone person.
You'll hang with the dykes.

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I at least started posting on 4chan in 2013 after turning 18 and the subject is simply saying it's on consoles now.


That's another retard that first bitched to gamergays for not listening to its bullshit after failing in other Holla Forums threads then has only proceeded to sperg out in asshurt ever since after revealing how pathetic is is. Once we find out its name, it becomes a lolcow.

I'm actually blind.

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Stop projecting dyke cuck. Some of us have a penis that can actually satisfy a woman, not make her give up on heterosexuality entirely.

You think you can ever touch me, Kiwifag? You're in my territory and only you traitors get hunted around here. You already know that the closest thing to a lolcow is YOU, oh yes I went there, YOU are the very thing you hate. I know your toes are curling in frustration right now. How did I know? Because you're my bitch now. I recommend you never post again, lolcow. It's only gonna hurt your nerd feelings more.

Read the damn posting style. It's not the cuck bitch that ran away to make /svidya/.

See, you're doing it again. You're spamming because I hit the nail on the head.

Get the fuck back to /pone/ for good this time.

Its not on Xbone or Switch you dumbass faggot

I refuse to believe there's two of them around. Two males can't fuck it up that badly twice, it's statistically impossible.

Except there's two fuck ups who betrayed their fellow man right here. Two more that will hang, at that. Rope day soon, l/u/lcows.

You're reverse shitpost shilling against Holla Forums, aren't you?

You're just going to get yourself banned.

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What is this insane rambling, are you okay?

First I heard of this. Still, is he a manlet in general, or a manlet by Jap standards?

I made the mistake of reading the EULA out of boredom and posting its contents without taking in consideration how easily people can get baited, which I've noticed has spread over the whole fucking internet like wildfire the moment I posted it despite the EULA being updated only yesterday.

And wrongly mentioning it was released for Xbone, I assumed everything was multiplatform at this point.

Kudos for admitting it. I'm pretty sure that at this point, Platinum titles will never be on the Xbone. So if that helps for the future, there you go.

My bros I have been a pirate all my life, just like you, but even I have to recognize that Denuvo Software Solutions has done a terrific job with their anti-tamper technology. I genuinely think that our thieving days are over and, to be honest, it's not that bad, all we have to do is buy the game on Steam. I mean, why wait for a game that we can play on release, right bros? 60 dollars is not a lot of money, let's be honest, we spend far more than that on dumb crap every day, don't you think our friend Yoko Taro deserves those 60 dollars for pouring his heart and soul into this game? I do. So from one pirate bro to another, let's do it for him and let's send Denuvo a congratulatory e-mail for helping us understand that piracy is stealing.

Who's with me?

Any art of those lesbian cyborgs?

Shill could you at least fucking try before coming in here and insulting our intelligence you fucking cuck.

nice, epic, i like it

Picked it up on release, it's pretty fun so far. 2B's plump thighs give me life, but I will have to admit that Pascal is clearly the best girl in the game.

(You)
What's wrong with supporting a good developer?

(You)
Thanks bro.

I see OP is a fresh arrival from the Berenstein universe. Welcome to the superior timeline, friend.

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Doesn't matter how good a dev is shills are fucking trash and need to gtfo

Any butthurt about 2B or neofag calling everyone a pedo? I need their discomfort to live and be happy

It's a joke you fucking autist, stop sperging at every little thing.

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I heard NuDoom got rid of Denovu a little while after launch. Maybe Square will only use it to boost first week sales.

That wasn't shilling, it has an obvious sarcastic tone. If you weren't legitimately autistic you would notice that.

Sometimes the best course of action is to simply not reply and not get flustered

Was the namefagging sarcastic too?

Thats because Bethesda knows you cant just mod a game with Denuvo by any significant margin.
And mods are what keeps your games relevant.

I don't know what I expected.

really activates those almonds

Hammer them.

Just this.

No. Go back.

boy am I fucking glad we got reliable hotpockets around like…
Lime amirite

Guilty as charged.

check the log, chances are it was Mark himself, he's on hotpocket duty around this time

Our board owner is a Jew, but he's not retarded. I'll check.

get out, Mark

You mean that guy that deleted femanons tits from the AGDQ thread then complained he didn't get to see them then regretted asking to see them after seeing them reposted?

Yeah

I swear, the only selling point of this game is the ass. Everything else is poo. At least platinum fired their last useless animator and actually hired someone who can animate. That's the only improvement, everything else is just cookie cutter, dart on a message board, hack and slash lame-fest.

For anyone who liked Nier it was about the story and characters with the gameplay being shit. This is a remarkable improvement in the gameplay section while the story and characters are still the best part.

Kek stop playing on normal nerd.

for the love of everything that is fucking holy and divine is there some sort of archive of this shit

I'm not above any of this but sometimes I wonder how her lewdness potential informs her character in any way…

My dick: "Shut up brain! let me handle things from now on"

I don't personally have the archive but I still have the femanons tits.

This game is too hetero male for me, unless they add a hijab I refuse to play this filth. Those Japs need to learn to be more culturally sensitive.

those are big guys

How does shitposting that way not piss yourself off?

At least that retardation is going down kicking and screaming.

Nope

Read the damn IDs you retard


No Holla Forums Probably, just an asshurt man whose woman left him for another woman


Holyshit are you underage?

I'm surprised that journalists didn't downvote this game.
I though they would give it negative reviews due to being sexist and problematic.
I guess giving those reviews aren't fooling anyone anymore.

After Gawker died due to pandering to the wrong audience, the rest are quietly moving back into line. They'll still attack games with sexy women in them but only unpopular ones to avoid the same fate as Gawker.

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Honestly, the first real boss shouldn't automatically one-shot you on hard, since that's what very hard is for. It just makes the whole thing feel cheap, especially with how inconsistent the dodge mechanics are.

So you only got through the tutorial?

Just dodge all the bullets man
You usually only get one hit before you die in shmups, and Yoko Taro is a big fan of them

Oh, it's not the bullets that are the issue, it's his fuckin saw hands. I don't think the bullets kill you instantly anyway since you're level 4 by the time you get there.

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I always read the IDs. I pointed out it wasn't dykecuck already.

Git gud feggit.

Then you're a retard. That's obviously Dyke cuck.

I must be missing something because those hands definitely come at you faster than you can heal up. And they certainly do one-shot you most of the time, which is really annoying on its own.

Saw hand attack can 1 shot you in hard mode though.

I've gotten as far as beating naked, genital-less Sephiroth.

I did. I hated Nier. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE BETTER.

Also, I guess I was expecting more Bayo 2 and less NieR.

See kiddo, there's the problem, you thought that this was going to be Nier in a different genre, that's not what's happening, this is Nier with more polished combat but everything else was done by Square and will be empty like Taro's heart.

Disagreeing with you doesn't make me a retard. I can tell you for a fact that's a completely different shitposter that was around before that faggot started crying about yuri and anyone liking it being socjus.

This one literally says the same shit relentlessly. How anyone disagreeing is a traitor that likes getting "cucked" by "rapists" out of their women. It's appeared multiple times before, nicknamed the Angelica autist for its prevalence in Trails of Cold Steel discussion.

shit taste detected

I got slammed between both saws at full health. Didn't die and the attack give plenty of time to heal. If you're both talking about the alternating vertical attacks, you have plenty of time to both manipulate where they fall and get out of the way. If you're not shit at video games you have time to attack each saw physically before it pulls back and begins swinging the next. The tutorial boss is a joke difficulty wise, even on very hard.

What was the original Nier like, anyways?

a not too great stylish action game with active AI partners and a horrifying story and tremendous but repetitive music. You should watch clemps' videos. Part of what makes the Drakengard games so great is how deep and bizarre the rabbit hole is. Nier is based off of a joke ending from the first Drakengard.

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This guy got 1 shot at level 3 with full health

It was a completely awful game with adequate gameplay, graphics a gen behind and giant wide open emptiness. The only redemption and the only good part of Nier is the characters and the story. It was a failure at launch because it was shit unless you beat it once but after that first ending shit got way better.

Though maybe a more adequate description would be like this. Imagine Ocarina of Time, except no tools, just combat and puzzles solved by either stabbing a certain something or walking in a certain pattern, or killing all the enemies in a room.

nier is a pretty competent game, you aren't giving credit where it's due.

I killed everything, opened both shortcuts, and grabbed all items. I was level 4.

I forgot there's also the music that was pretty fucking good.


It is adequate, that is all it is, and all it ever will be.

Though some of the side content is pretty comfy

yep, and it's far from an awful game.

See the problem is that you are confusing a game being good with a game being enjoyable. All Taro games are a shitfest of gameplay and the best part is the story. I love Nier, it is a terrible game, nice story.

So anyone else bother by how breakneck the pacing is.
It feels like I just skipped through half the game since I am under leveled for most fights. Especially after the second Goliath fight. I am 12-13, and fighting against level 35 guys in some sidequests.
Maybe it will come together after ending R or something.

It's an adequate game with a nice story. You don't seem to know what a terrible game is. Drakengard has terrible on foot sections, but solid dragon sections. Drakengard 3 has solid melee combat, but terrible dragon sections and a poor framerate. Nier has perfectly adequate melee combat. It's not rich, but it is fairly unique and has its own identity. It's decent and fun, the dodge is satisfying, the blood splatter is appropriately gratuitous, and the game plays perfectly well.

The game play is adequate. It's not great, and it's definitely not terrible.

I'm just showing proof that saw hand can 1 hit you.

Eh, I'm pretty open minded about stuff. I've had it the other way around, too.


Looking at you TLG and Birthright.

How does a gameplay experience completely transform after literally completing the main game, basically everything the developers actually care about?

Theres is no level scaling in the side quest and theres no way to tell what the recommend level for it. I once took a level 50 side quest when I'm just level 20. If you wan to test it out, you can do the Monk machine quest

Yea, I got to the blackbelt level before he actually beat me. My weapons did like 7 damage each, and he could down me in like 2 hits.
I would upgrade my weapons but fuck farming.

The gameplay isn't the sole reason it's a terrible game, as I said. The graphics are a generation behind and the world is empty as fuck. This is nice for atmospheric reasons but not for gameplay reasons. The world is empty and obnoxiously so, levels are tedious to get through with no real thinking into how to get from one place to another. The side quest system is generic as fuck. The combat is just one feature.


Because the only important part of the game, the story, gets way better after the first ending. This is a common theme with Yoko Taro games, the first ending is meh, story gets way better after that. I should specify, the game play does not improve, the experience does.

it's not a great looking game, but it's far from an ugly game. There's numerous stand out areas, but overall it looks about as good as some earlier 7th gen games which is not exactly a compliment, but you are way undervaluing the visuals. The combat is 65% of the game, everything else you listed is small portions of the remaining percentage.

Bet you can't even do a triple jump to get to secret area and shortcut

Yo sure proved him wrong user! One up!

nier is for plebs.

twitter.com/Arbys/status/839128512757821441

Hard mode is for when you're over levelled after Normal

Nigger are you retarded?

Nothing new under the sun user

It means Arbys is learning to shitpost and they're willing to shill 10/10 Japanese shotacon cyborg asses.

Tell me about 2B!
Why does she wear the mask?

It's graphics are a generation behind, the aesthetic is nice, but the graphics are fucking garbage. Bet you forgot how fucking awful Kaine looks when she's petrified. Particle effects for all the shades was garbage as well.

Anyone less shit than me at electronic crayons able to bleach her hair to look more like 2B?

I swear if SE pulls another marketing stunt with Automata like they did with Cup Noodle and FFXV

You can't deny Cup Noodle XV was hilarious in how shameless it was.

Even had a character who worshipped them when he wasn't being a relentlessly antagonistic snarking asshole to the protagonist for even sneezing in a way he thought wasn't sufficiently monarchically heroic enough.

I can bleach the hair but without an eyepatch it ain't convincing.

I could trace it over in MS paint though, maybe that would be funny.

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Wait, Nier:Automata uses Denuvo?

Nigger read the OP


I accidentally fucked up her forehead, it's fixed her.

Now I made her more pale.

Well shit, not gonna buy it now.

That wrinkles can suck me good

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Excellent

This is the Ching Chang version

how fucked am i

It's not out on PC yet, how would we know?

Oh hey, another weeb game I'd totally have bought because I'm a total fucking weeaboo, but then they fuck it up with Denuvo, meaning I wait for the crack. Jesus, why are these people so fucking stupid?

How long do you all give it till CPY crack it? I'm thinking 2-3 weeks.

PlatinumGames is only good at making memes.

Is it wrong that I want an Xbox One port?

Yes because that would imply you bought an xbone and for that you deserve to be punished.

Yes because it means you bought an XBOX1 in the year of our lord 2017

I did. No regrets.

So did the user from last thread off himself? I'm thinking about what he said and he's right, I really want to do it too but i'm a pusspuss.

You should be hanged togheter with the ps4tards who infest the board.

No, you upped the brightness you fat nerd.

How is the artbook for the game? Any short stories and novellas like grimoire nier?

Well I tried

WET A2 IS BEST GIRL

you can play as A2? Who else? I know just 2B and 9S.

She's better once you get the wig to give her her old hairstyle back.

As far as I know that's it. i think you're really playing as the pod(s) though

I can't handle the steam forums anymore. I go there to try and get updates on the status of Denuvo for Nier, and it's just a fucking sea of people talking about how fine Denuvo is and how people are exaggerating it and only pirates hate Denuvo.

Holla Forums I can't make it stop hurting. What do I do?

You were able to tolerate the steam froums at some point in time?

also censorship ;-;

God I wish I could use an xbone controller on ps4, the sticks suck so fucking much

Get a Subsonic Gator Claw

Nice thumbnail

I really fucking hate the xbone controller, why do you prefer it so much over the DS4 controller? I am really enjoying using the DS4 controller over both my 360 and xbone controller now that steam supports the DS4 controller.

They know Platinum is liked, so they don't fuck with it too much.

I use the xbone controller on my pc, just feels more comfortable and sturdier than the ps4 and the sticks are superb. Stick placement is a wash for most people, I prefer the xbone layout. Face buttons are better on ps4 but the sticks are SHIT.