Fullderp: AWAKEN MY GUARDIANS edition

Fullderp is a game where one of us declares himself the champ (>implying anyone champs any more) and takes a ragtag team of six Pokemon assembled by anons into an online competitive Pokemon battling simulator!

Of course. If we've got a champ, feel free to come in and watch and give him something when he calls for a new team. No experience necessary, and everything's done in-browser.

When the current champ calls "new champ", the first poster to claim it is our champ. The first six legal Pokemon suggested once champ has been claimed or "new team" has been called will be the team our champ uses to battle. Suggesters are not to make multiple suggestions for a team unless 15 minutes have passed since their last request, or if the champ specifically asks for re-requests. The champ will be battling in OU unless he specifies otherwise.

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The Rules:
Failure to follow the rules will result in IMPEACHMENT and/or BULLYING.
1. The champ cannot forfeit or intentionally throw a match.
2. The champ may not edit a set without the suggester's permission.
3. The champ is not allowed to timer stall.
4. All Pokemon must be nicknamed.
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This lets us talk. Do this for every single person. If someone's unregistered, tell them in chat.

Protip:
Use [code] tags for your sets.
It makes it easier for the champ to import them.

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Current status:
WE NEED A CHAMP

In other news:

I am.

so you're the champu?

Mr Mime named Max Pane with Psybeam, Aerial Ace, Encore and anything else

me champ

I don't know who the fuck is champ but all I know is that I was gonna call champ.

Either of you:
Have any Pokemon that's an object in a shell of some sort (Cloyster, Forretress, Clamperl) named tapu haha

Ok another one since this thread is dead
A Charmeleon named Agumon

An assault vest regice

We're always dead, Dave.

Literally Garbage (Anything except for Garbodor)

Cosmog, name it 'Uber as fuck'

Did not mean to sage

huh

I have 5 suggs

oh you're not taking the mime?
resugg:

time to SHIT
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new champ

I champ

a good mon

A-Greninja with Water Shuriken alone.

This means you can have other moves but they must be in non adjacent slots btw

a mushroom

Master Fu (Quagsire) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 8 HP / 248 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Infestation
- Swagger
- Stockpile
- Recover

an ok mon that sort of counters

Venosaur named Frog the Jam

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new champ

ME CHAMP
GIVE6MONS

FREE SWITCH (Type: Null) @ Eviolite Ability: Battle Armor EVs: 252 HP / 160 Def / 96 SpD Sassy Nature IVs: 0 Spe - U-turn - Sleep TalkorBLOOD KACHINA (Xatu) @ Leftovers Ability: Magic Bounce EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe Timid Nature - Calm Mind - Roost - Stored Power - Dazzling Gleamorimplying bp clause (Gliscor) @ Toxic Orb Ability: Poison Heal EVs: 244 HP / 8 Def / 200 SpD / 56 Spe Careful Nature - Swords Dance - Tailwind - Earthquake - Baton Pass

Specs - Alola (Grubbin) @ Choice Specs Ability: Swarm EVs: 4 HP / 124 Atk / 252 SpA / 128 Spe Rash Nature IVs: 30 Atk - Hidden Power [Ground] - Thunderbolt - Crunch - Poison Jab

free dick

post hoopa sets you free dickers

resugg
Kakuna called Cuckuna

K
Hoopa-Unbound @ Salac Berry
Ability: Magician
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Shadow Ball
- Focus Blast
- Psyshock
- Substitute

toosoon,faget

Mega Aerodactly named Cuckuna²

not anymore

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my shit is DCing
it isnt evenzarel
sry becues Imlow priority on the router

NEW CHAMP

I AM THE CHAMP

Post fuggable (male) Pokemon.

still this

FALSE ALARM
NEW CHAMP

Sorry.

the cucking is all too real

You monsters

More like hurt desktop amirite

7 years of bad luck

See

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stall feat salazzle

me champ

TRUMP (Slowbro) @ Slowbronite
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 252 HP / 80 Def / 176 SpD
Bold Nature
- Calm Mind
- Iron Defense
- Scald
- Rest

me champ (Primeape) @ Choice Band
Ability: Vital Spirit
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Close Combat
- Earthquake
- Ice Punch
- Outrage

swap choice band for scarf if you want, or vital spirit for another ability

me chimp (Infernape) (M) @ Life OrbAbility: BlazeEVs: 136 Atk / 120 SpA / 252 SpeNaive Nature- Work Up- Fire Blast- Close Combat- Grass Knot

Gumshoos with Red Card and Stakeout, nickname it TRUMP JR.

too late nigga

It's never too late to give the chimp chimps.

That one balloon-looking pokemon named "me blimp".

hopa-u

...

The barrel.

The monkeys.

It all comes full circle.

nevermind enw chap

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new champ

I chimp

a hoopa-unbound set that matches your playstyle

buhhh (Shedinja) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Wonder Guard
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Lonely Nature
IVs: 0 Def
- Swords Dance
- Shadow Sneak
- Leech Life
- Will-O-Wisp

Mega Glalie with Explosion

Name it 'Alaska Ackbar'

FREE SWITCH (Type: Null) @ Eviolite Ability: Battle Armor EVs: 252 HP / 160 Def / 96 SpD Sassy Nature IVs: 0 Spe - U-turn - Sleep TalkorBLOOD KACHINA (Xatu) @ Leftovers Ability: Magic Bounce EVs: 40 HP / 252 SpA / 216 Spe Modest Nature - Calm Mind - Roost - Stored Power - Dazzling Gleam / Air Slashorimplying bp clause (Gliscor) @ Toxic Orb Ability: Poison Heal EVs: 244 HP / 8 Def / 200 SpD / 56 Spe Careful Nature - Swords Dance - Tailwind - Earthquake - Baton Pass
Because I never got to see the last chimp actually use them.

Ability: Vital Spirit
EVs: 252 HP / 240 SpD / 16 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Bulk Up
- Slack Off
- Fire Punch
- Return

fug the mon is vigoroth

free non-smogon dick

Alright
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switcha shedinja for this
It was ruse? (Zoroark) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Illusion
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Dark Pulse
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Flamethrower
- Focus Blast

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NEW TEAM

Spiky Vagoo (Jolteon) (F) @ Life Orb
Ability: Volt Absorb
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Volt Switch
- Thunderbolt
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Shadow Ball

male Lycanroc named Fucktoy

no midnight forme

Since I never got to see it last time, Scarfed Cosmog, with 252 Speed EVs.

FREE SWITCH (Type: Null) @ Eviolite Ability: Battle Armor EVs: 252 HP / 160 Def / 96 SpD Sassy Nature IVs: 0 Spe - U-turn I don't trust you with any Pokemon that has more than one move.

Hoopa-Stupid used Hyperspace Fury!
It broke through the opposing Magearna's protection!

Turn 12
☆AugustusMoon: if you broke the protection…
☆AugustusMoon: i will get pregnant?
FourBallsGappy: take responsibility.
Uesrnema: but not as lewd as THIS
☆wewladd: oh fug
it's like a doujin brought into life

A dragon type with only outrage

Okay fuck this guy. Chimp sucks ass but doesn't deserve this.


You can replace Type: Null with a setup sweeper of your choice if you want. If you want a premade: 「Heart Father」 (Kartana) @ Life Orb Ability: Beast Boost EVs: 240 HP / 16 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 19 Atk - Swords Dance - Leaf Blade - Smart Strike - Sacred Sword

Fine.

OR

Rename the Vivillon 'Akuma Chitsu'

...

Shit

No bully pls

you still need a suggestion?

megay absol

And if champ still needs one more:
Something you'd be likely to see in a warzone.

so something with explosion and assault vest?

Hey now, our guys could be using them too.

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new champ

Electivire used Thunderbolt!
It's not very effective… A critical hit! The opposing Venusaur lost 23% of its health!
The opposing Venusaur is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
The opposing Venusaur used Sludge Bomb!
Electivire lost 52.6% of its health!
Turn 24
Electivire used Flamethrower!
It's super effective! The opposing Venusaur lost 25% of its health!
The opposing Venusaur is paralyzed! It can't move!
Turn 25
Electivire used Flamethrower!
It's super effective! The opposing Venusaur lost 25% of its health!
The opposing Venusaur is paralyzed! It can't move!
Turn 26
☆omnomapuss: sure
omnomapuss forfeited.

Alolan Dugtrio named DugDio

Oh god no CHI NO SADAME
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JO

champ when

Explain this Hydreigon.
And why do I have it?

Hydreigon (M) @ Life Orb Ability: Levitate EVs: 8 Atk / 248 SpA / 252 Spe Hasty Nature - Work Up - Draco Meteor - Fire Blast - Iron Tail

removes blissey or something

I AM THE CHAMP
It'll take me an hour and a half to get home so you have plenty of time to get your memes ready.


Work Up Hydreigon is a shitty set that sometimes works. It's meant to break through its regular checks (Blissey/Chansey, Specially defensive fairies) and then sweep beyond them as best as he can with the solid neutral coverage of Dragon or Dragon/Fire coverage.

Draco Meteor is more of a "Remove whatever's sitting in front of me" than the standard Dragon Pulse, though.

take that hydreigon i posted.
make it shiny and name it "Daily Dose"

mega mawhile or mega beedril

The other one of the two called lmao2mega

resugg a mon you find hot

z-mirror move tapu koko

chansey

a pokemon with 1 (one) rock move and 1 (one) fire move.

where's chimp?

he'll be here 30 minutes from now

what did you have an autistic chart of his peak activity times during the week??

Are you retarded?

"It'll take me an hour and a half to get home "

merely acting retarded so I can make a reference to when someone did make a chart

There's literally nothing wrong with making a chart though e.e

E.E

õ.ô

would a chart even be useful?

Yeah? If you chart everyone then you can know whenever there are champs online

Okay lemme get this team set up.

not sureif more or less autistic than keeping thread open

But with a chart you don't need an internet connection to know

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Send help.

I won a match I technically didn't play.
Nice coding, Zarel.

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Turn 13
The opposing Porygon-Z used Tri Attack!
A critical hit! hot rocks lost 100% of its health!
hot rocks fainted!
Turn 14
The opposing Porygon-Z used Discharge!
A critical hit! worth ma-while lost 47.9% of its health!
worth ma-while is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
worth ma-while is paralyzed! It can't move!
Turn 15
The opposing Porygon-Z used Nasty Plot!
worth ma-while used Iron Head!
The opposing Porygon-Z hung on using its Focus Sash!
The opposing Porygon-Z lost 99% of its health!
Turn 16
worth ma-while is paralyzed! It can't move!
The opposing Porygon-Z used Discharge!
worth ma-while lost 52.1% of its health!
worth ma-while fainted!

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NEW CHAMP

Zarel is out for blood today.

I chimp

A free pick*.
*:Pick must be a monkeymon.

free pick*

Memibi (Celebi) @ Leftovers / Light clayAbility: Natural Cure EVs: 252 HP / 220 SpD / 36 Spe Careful Nature - Light Screen - Reflect - Recover - U-turn

Mega Absol

Any skill-based meme

BLOOD KACHINA
Because I tried giving it to like, 3 champs and none of them too it to my knowledge.

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NEW CHIMP

chimp me up

Tauros named Tor-os

Specs Tapu Fini

sub protect mimkyu named ID: 000000

Resugg:
Any pokemon with Infiltrator named The N.S.A.

Any pokemon with belly drum + any reliable way of recovery.

Resuggest: Something with misty seed

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GAAAAMEFREEEEAK

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I don't know what the fuck that was so please don't ask me.

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what a rude dude

PP STALL AND MIND GAMES WIN AGAIN
NEW CHAMP

me champ gib gud mons

CHANSEY

Subpunch Gengar

mega mawile nicknamed pls no crit

MINDGAMES (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash Ability: Own Tempo EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD Calm Nature - Counter - Mirror Coat - Magic Coat - SnatchFeel free to switch Snatch for a better but theme-related move.

「Old Trick」 (Rattata) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Guts
Level: 1
- Endeavor
- Quick Attack
- Toxic
- Sucker Punch / Protect / Super Fang

1 more

One Button Bob (Rampardos) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Mold Breaker
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Head Smash

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Switch this for a special attacker if you think the team is too shit.

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enw goy

A Jewmon.

Nihilego

Ayla Mao (Porygon-Z) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Conversion
- Last Resort

free

A mon even more jewish than this one.

A guzzlord

The merchant

The good goys.

W-wew

I guess he was the Jew all along.

dude am i champ?
UU
you don't get to bring tapus.

yoshi

what even

moogle

Did I stutter? Use a yoshi.

Something from this team:

resugg: waddle dee

...

☣POZ☣LOADS☣ (Muk) (M)
Ability: Poison Touch
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Impish Nature
- Venom Drench
- Gunk Shot
- Toxic
- Attract

Give whatever item you want.

Miloticc

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Athetos has 10 seconds left.
Athetos lost due to inactivity.
d*mn

Chimp is dead.
Got raped to death by niggers.

I am the champ.

A themed mon that fits with the rest of your team.

something based around being a 1-hit wonder
because our champs never last more than 1 turn

DOWNLOAD COMPLETE (Genesect) @ Silk Scarf
Ability: Download
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 88 HP / 252 Atk / 168 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Shift Gear
- Last Resort

or

Chop Suey (Breloom) @ Life Orb
Ability: Technician
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Spore
- Wake-Up Slap
- Mach Punch
- Bullet Seed

;_;7

I still need three more.

A ghost.

rest, sleep talk, roar, whirlwind aerodactyl

make sure something else has rocks

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Theme:
No type overlaps.

LET ME POST

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Secondary theme:
All the opposing Pokemon die really quickly if I can attack them.

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☆Kaza Jizo: Gg
☆Cooltrainer Marlo: Bg
☆Kaza Jizo: Wut u mean

The opposing Charizard used Air Slash!
*NEED ONE MORE* lost 47.2% of its health!
Turn 21
The opposing Charizard used Air Slash!
A critical hit! *NEED ONE MORE* lost 52.8% of its health!

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It's another "Let's match chimp up with people 100+ elo above him" episode.

Need one more?
Take a Starmie.

Turn 11
The opposing Nihilego used Charge Beam!
*NEED ONE MORE* lost 20.4% of its health!
The opposing Nihilego's Special Attack rose!
*NEED ONE MORE* is paralyzed! It can't move!
Turn 12
The opposing Nihilego used Charge Beam!
*NEED ONE MORE* lost 30.4% of its health!
The opposing Nihilego's Special Attack rose!
*NEED ONE MORE* is paralyzed! It can't move!
Turn 13
The opposing Nihilego used Charge Beam!
*NEED ONE MORE* lost 4.3% of its health!
The opposing Nihilego's Special Attack rose!
*NEED ONE MORE* fainted!
[Opposing Nihilego's Beast Boost!]
The opposing Nihilego's Special Attack rose!

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I feel dead inside.

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champ said new team he can't post

NEW TEAM

This has been the world's most worthless Aerodactyl.
I've seen teams that didn't have hazards and this Aerodactyl has been more useful on those ones.

LET ME FUCKING POST

my sugg:
a mon you find really fun to use. Don't worry about it being smogon or OU or anything, just pick one you really like playing with.

Any pokemon with a red card

Allah uackbar Alola-Golem

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LET ME POST

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LET ME POST

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Playing on a half-broken ten year old budget laptop connected to a really shitty public wifi spot.

This is hell.

LET ME POST

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I had fun with Team v2.
Team v1 was awful mostly just because I would have won most of those if RNG didn't flip my table over.

What I'm trying to get at is
NEW CHAMP

me champe

Sage (Oranguru) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Inner Focus
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Nasty Plot
- Energy Ball

PAPA ROACH

Bounce gyrados named Bump

resugg
Bisharp's Fursona (Haxorus) @ Life Orb
Ability: Mold Breaker
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Night Slash
- Swords Dance
- Iron Tail

I can't think of anything for succ so fourth move is free pick I guess.

Do this

1 moor

resugg 2: more posters to sugg and resugg

a poke that makes you think of the word resugg

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new cham cham no one's watching

AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CLICK ON IT OLLI SHIED DOES SOMEONE HAVE A CURE FOR MENTAL SLOWNESS

im board me for a bit

z-splash memekyu

FAIRYFUCKER5000 (Metagross) @ Metagrossite Ability: Clear Body EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Meteor Mash - Earthquake - Ice Punch - Thunder Punch
Not actually designed to remove fairies, but it does.

Resugg:
A ghost type named dead hours.
because holy shit, it's been half an hour and no one has suggested anything.

new cham cham

Splash god. (Gyarados) (F) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Moxie
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Splash
- Waterfall
- Earthquake
- Bounce

hey fullderp do that thing where you're not dead haha

Fine.

I AM THE CHAM CHAM

Something with 108+ speed with a scarf and a modest/adamant nature

A Jinx named Meanieface with whatever

Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
- Calm Mind
- Iron Defense
- Scald
- Toxic

chimchar

Whoops fucked it up

Magic Conch (Slowbro) @ Slowbronite
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
- Calm Mind
- Iron Defense
- Scald
- Toxic

resugg free dick

Tapu Negroid

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☆Battler Ares: I LIKE SCIZOR

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NEW CHAMP

ME CHIMP

something that sets up hazorsds

something that would kill its own parents

something with whirlwind

DOGARS (Koffing) @ Eviolite
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 36 HP / 236 Def / 236 SpD
Bold Nature
- Pain Split
- Clear Smog
- Will-O-Wisp / Toxic
- Fire Blast / Explosion

resugg
dependable fisheee

This guy:
FAIRYFUCKER5000 (Metagross) @ Metagrossite Ability: Clear Body EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Meteor Mash - Earthquake - Ice Punch - Thunder Punch

(You)s

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DING DONG THE CHAMP IS DEAD
NEW CHAMP

I CAME BACK TO LIFE,A CAT CRASHED ON THE ROOF AND DID A SHITTON OF NOISE
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new team

something with a priority defense boosts

suicide pupper ;_; (Flareon) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Facade
- Flare Blitz
- Quick Attack
- Flame Charge

Citizen Hips

liepard with uturn named Crashy Dan

BANNED IN SINGAPORE (Ferrothorn) @ Choice Band Ability: Iron Barbs EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD Brave Nature - Gyro Ball - Power Whip - Knock Off / Explosion- Bulldoze / Explosion

Clown Rape (Conkeldurr) @ Choice Band
Ability: Guts
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Pound

(I think you might have to manually set the IVs to 0 on this.)

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NEW TEAM

Bewear with a stat buffing move named GAINS

Sextoy (Lycanroc) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sand Rush
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Stone Edge
- Fire Fang
- Accelerock

Fat Albert (Venusaur) @ VenusauriteAbility: OvergrowEVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpDCareful Nature- Curse- Power Whip- Earthquake- Synthesis / Leech Seed

If you get a pokemon that can set up hazards this

Merry-Go-Round (Snorlax) @ Red Card
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 188 HP / 252 Def / 60 SpD / 8 Spe
Bold Nature
- Whirlwind
- Recycle
- Rest
- Sleep Talk

If not, free dick

Anti-hazard mon of your choice.

taunt bait

freee

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NEW HCIMP

I will take up the mantle

free dick

A Pokemon you could picture fucking a princess while getting fucked by another male of his species.
Let me know what you come up with in advance because I need to know, myself.

Turkroach named turks btfo

wew laddie (Pineco) @ Berry Juice
Ability: Sturdy
Level: 1
- Stealth Rock
- Spikes
- Pain Split
- Toxic Spikes

Boost Plese (Eevee) (M) @ Eevium Z
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Last Resort

GAINS THE TAPU (Tapu Bulu) @ Terrain Extender
Ability: Grassy Surge
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Bulk Up
- Horn Leech
- Substitute
- Smart Strike

Last resort fails if it's the only move. I don't know if the z-move checks for that.

*that though

It will fail.

Well, at least we know that it does jack

where is champ

Boost Plese (Eevee) (M) @ Eevium Z
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Last Resort
- Charm

Fix for the jews.

...

Your welcomed.

Well, if i had to bet, i'd say that 3 feet underground by now

Snips

Is chimp a manlet

CHIMP ME UP

How am i supposed to know?

Cofagrigus

Past bump limit and on page 10.
I came woefully unprepared for this.

Eh, look at the bright side, it's already page 11 and we're pretty dead most of the time

NEW CHAMP

I'll wait 'till we're at least on page 12 before making the new thread.

just create one now since it's kinda alive hours

Bullshit. I got one meme in just under an hour. Weekdays are more alive than this.

If someone else calls champ I'll give them a thread so they can get more attention but until then I ain't doing shit.

Well gett maybe because you called champ 2 hours ago and the semi alive hours started just 20 mins ago?

I AM THE CHAMP
Post cute/sexy pictures of Pokemon alongside your suggestion, please.

Let's test these semi-alive hours out.

something with scret sord

...

...

...

anything with prankster

resugg
somehting that has hazords

resugg: choice scarf jolteon with only quick attack named FUCK SLOW DOWN

nevermind change this to tapu koko for more attack

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Infernrape used Focus Blast!
The opposing Greninja avoided the attack!

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Infernape stats:

Stealth Rock:
Used: 2 times

Fire Blast:
Used: 3 times
Hit: 0 times

Grass Knot:
Used: 0 times

Focus Blast:
Used: 2 times
Hit: 0 times

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I could write an essay explaining all the reasons Pokemon cannot be a competitive game based solely on my personal experiences.

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It took 6 games but Infernape finally hit something.

Opp hid the room so send a message to Cooltrainer Marlo if you want in.

NEW CHAMP

RIP in peace Fullderp, we barely knew ye.

me

you're wife

you're wife's husband

You're wife's brother

you're wife's son

reusgg free dick

resugging mellow marley

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new guy

Me Blimp

(checked)
Rape Wasp (Beedrill-Mega) @ Beedrillite
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fury Cutter
- Poison Jab
- Drill Run
- Brick Break

any dog named after me

NEW THREAD