cuckcake is a irl girl irl btw way
I saw her vagina once
teehee stop it you guys teehee
there's always something
but every now and then
i cant ignore it
*shoves the lolipop down ur throat and chokes u to death on it*
*does an ollie and skatboards away*
Cupcake asked me if she could put her vagina inside of my peepee once.
hello to you too, scarlet
Seems about right.
Cupcake ain't here fam, it's just Bern
This sounds like a real feat of engineering and physics.
Ugh, have some self respect.
are you a daddy or a mommy
"i'm into everything"
bern is a 10/10 depreseed girl irl girl irl btw way way
Note to self:
Cool it on the hot sauce.
Also Rin, I approve. KEK
eww gross no teehee
His is a daddy/mommy. Stop pushing your cis-normative views on his sexual parenthood status.
Being a dad is great.
Yes, I had a kid.
Not enough tildes, you're falling apart.
*shoves the lolipop down ur throat and chokes u to death on it*
*does an ollie and skatboards away*
you were so close
will you be my mommy
What are we approving of?
The reversal of roles in terms of sexual organs, presumably.
Too much work.
Freudian slips will be the death of me. I'll never survive our mandatory gender neutrality death sentence laws.
Well, I got that much, but what abo-
Very astute observation Watson.
it's for the greater good that people like you dont survive
dont tell me what to do
spoiler the gay furry porn
I got a mawile with 31 Sp.Atk and 0 Sp.Def
That's totally not useless whatsoever.
Nice I lost this.
Are the teehees to remind everyone that you're a girl?
I got a new phone today
I am a girl teehee
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~
It's a mother's job...
hi im new
im a girl irl 2 btw
Cat face emoticons, alt code hearts, stuttering.
It's hard work being a pretend girl, but it pays off when you get those sweet sweet (You)s
but i just woke up from a nap
At least I'll die as I lived. Inconsequentially.
Spoiler the boring anime fingerpaintings.
i used to do all those things
So is the vice admiral a boy or a girl?
Serious nature was kinda cool, I guess.
I got a Froakie with Def, Sp.Atk, Sp.Def, and Spd off wonder trade.
It's hard work~
Maybe later..I'm very tired~
I feel so bad for your suffering
I have a 5IV EV trained Mawile, do you want me to breed it for you?
do I wanna know
How'd you know?
not really tho
but im needy
Youth is defined by the mistakes we learn from or something equally fortune cookie sounding.
IAN HELP ME PICK A SPECIAL WALL FOR OU
women's intuition teehee
I was in my twenties then too.
You wanna see Chris-chans woman hole?
The one known as Test likes needy people.
You might try him.
how do u not know that mum
Oh hey, Kanra.
How goes your pursuit of a now "daddy"?
It won't be as special if I don't do it myself!
I'll put in the hard work and effort just for that shiny skin I want anyway.
I know they don't in the games code, and I don't think they do in worlds, but do Primals occupy your Mega slot?
Is there anything that's not boring?
It is literally always Chansey.
That's Gen1-4, Eviolite makes Chansey better overall
I thought you were kidding. please be kidding. please do not.
still no starship trooper stream
I'm too cool for responsibility. I don't need to change the world, I just need to find a sufficiently cool pair of sunglasses through which to view it.
we user now
Watching Ted 2~
we're already dating. but i need a mommy i can get weird with
i feel you man. we're on the same wave length
nipple ring tug
I'm gonna get one off of wonder trade
I WANT IT TO BE SPECIAL
Primals are not the same as megas, no. Both primals are banished to ubers under Smogon's rules, though
looks like he did it himself or something. holy shit.
I'd cum inside Scarlet tbh
Oh god what the fuck is this shit what the fuck?
You'd cum inside of a mostly-empty can of diet Pepsi, too.
Yeah, but so's Mega Mawile, isn't it?
Reading VGC16's rules, I think you're allowed to run both primals and Mega Ray if you want to be a huge dick.
They say curiousity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back.
But I feel no satisfaction. Just a vague horror.
That would be cheating....
Most certainly not in to that.
Just a little.
you should give hug though.
well thats not me
but i would still cum inside scarlet
Also, Froakie isn't Mawile.
it's only cheating if test isnt cool with it
Better than an acute horror.
No hes just the 3rd gender you sexist.
If you read the little post he talks about how he cured his autism.
I think that would be like running for your life.
only if you stop being neglectful
I don't think sonichu is a gender.
Christ, he needs to be euthanized.
I haven't been keeping up with this conversation tbh.
I'd honestly cum inside Rin
Maybe I just need to fap
I haven't in like 3 days
Then you've got a cute horror, just something scary with nice abs and dreamy eyes.
Have you even read the comic?
Hitler should of won the war.
of course not.
why wouldnt you?
scarlets pretty pretty
and i cant get her pregnant anyway
Then you wouldn't know.
Hes most likely gonna die from his ass wound.
for his sake I hope so.
You could tell him that you're cheating on him and it would probably go right over his head. I think you should just do it. It is better to seek forgiveness, my friend.
not pumping so much cum into the trap/failtrap that her body defies rationality and gets pregnant anyway
It's kinda spooky, maybe Im just so thirsty I disregard the old pics of Rin
Then again maybe Rin actually looks cute now
I honestly want his story to go on.
maybe after i cum in him and he passes out i'll visit mommy.
shit it out
Only one way to find out
autism-chan pls go
Make sure to felch him out real good and swallow, you want to have something in reserve for round two.
can i try this with you?
you too soto?
i was flirting with him today also
for some reason i have this urge to believe that he's cute now and ill get to bang both him and tokai
maybe Im just so thirsty
That's exactly it.
Chris-chan just grew a "vagina" because hes a real "girl".
if i wear panties will you call me a real girl, ban?
Rin post new pics
i always eat the ass, stupid
You're not cute enough.
Ban, come to Canada and take them.
Does the ass ever bite back?
That is bestiality
thats called hazard pay
Just so long as it's not the worstiality.
Oh, I see. So is that latex suit sort of like a hazmat thing, then?
I'm not driving all the way to Canada to see someone when I don't even know what they look like.
Post girl pictures.
im away for some days
Enjoy the loony bin.
Im like that guy who's thirst will never be quenched
Oh you already know
if you'd like to get on steam or something we can talk.
once I was being fucked
but the top felt like a bottom compared to me, and wanted to get fucked
but I was too big
See you when you get out of the loony bin.
It's so me and david and go to weird raves as a pair
If you want to chat, Sweetheart,
you know I'm always open.
people need to learn to grin and bear it
This is why I need feminism.
Oh, so it's like, a two person latex horse costume, then? Freaky. I like it.
Please, post girls~
There's nothing more erotic than pooping blood for weeks.
it's cutie mark said "succ"
it comes with the territory
they ended up crying
i was rough because i didn't enjoy being put on the spot
got them off anyways
sex is awful.
Rin send me a pic of you to fap to
i am posting a girl
send me some nudes scarlet
did you use enough lube? jeez
Who's the ass end? Usually that wouldn't be a hard question to answer with David, but here you are, throwing a monkey wrench into my figurings.
You'll have to break out your british flag skinny jeans to hide the red stain.
Happy paynight, everyone~
we switch off
and i just buy tampons
And Cakes vanished...
i dont save lewd images of girls
just kept telling him to hold on. then I laughed.
Mine isn't for another week :(
I don't think fishing used samples out of a women's bathroom counts as "buying," but whatever helps you sleep at night.
Also, does it still count as spit roasting when it's just two people in a latex horse costume, each only getting it from one end?
Fuck's wrong with you
Female Subaru is so kawaii
I'm glad I've never had to deal with that. I'm so sorry.
No nudes of girls?
pitifully drawing and watching youtube while posting here, wbu
thats probably why he cried
when my boi pussy gets its peroid i just do exactly what my daddy taught me
when we are in the suit we are a singular being so yes
Why would I be nice to someone who wants nothing more than to be treated badly?
I was drunk.
youtube and thinking about sleep
I mean, I do have feelings. they aren't very important, but they are there.
Yep. But the pay's really good so I'm fine
why not slep
I'm sure your Plague's steed cosplay is very popular at conventions. He's my favorite horseman of the apocalypse, too.
why would i need them
i dont look at porn
I need a raise :(
Fine I'll stop forever.
this one is the best
dont really feel like it right now
But you said you make almost as much as me!
remember when people people used to tell each other to go to bed because they cared about them? these days it's hard to tell who's fucked, who's consciously fucking themselves over, or is but deep down doesn't really want to.
its not weird
i haven't been single for a very long time
porn is unneeded
learning time and place might be more helpful.
its even more popular at the hotel later in the night
we put a lot of things into our body
the in between feeling is the worst
Go to bed
Hotdog eating contests, right? I'd hate to be the ass guy in that situation.
you go to bed
the best image
I don't feel like it.
oh. yeah it's a good one.
Shut up Cato you don't know me
leave the door open when you microwave food
Everyone just ignores me. so I stopped trying.
I'll tell Colbs to sleep though.
I typically have to do 3 people's work plus whatever manager shit without having the title and I close 60% of my shifts there. *shrugs*
I've been doing that.
The best one
you rascal you
I don't have a microwave in my room so
So, you make like double what people do here, even working the shittiest labor jobs
I am not a board game!
Iam going to bed at midnight
it's nearly 1
And I've only lost two of my nine lives.
Because I AM A PERSON
sounds like you need to get good.
Nuffins do taste good though.
That's impossible with what your minimum wage is, isn't it?. I'd at least like to be making 2x my state's min...
I am texas time now
A person board game?
Everybody all around me saying I should relax cause Ive been going hard till my eyes roll back
I fucking love that song.
What part of Houston do you live in?
Unless you're mistaking the minimum wage
We all would like that tbh
NO, a person
Come to Houston tomorrow.
I fucking love you
Yatse has a person drawn on it
It was starting to grow on me, but then I almost got T-boned and it all went away
people cant drive here for shit
or they can drive and choose to almost kill each other
I almost lost one a few days ago but I outplayed it.
2 x $10 = $20, Colbs.
Well, sure, but I'm only $1.50/hr away from that goal.
Where did you find this picture of me?
By the university
I am always in houston
Yeah that makes sense. I only make $20/hr and my job requires a college degree so :/
nobody can drive anywhere
Clear lake is not Houston...
I totally didn't get turned on
Oh okay, just change it to want to make love to you
Nice hand, Rin.
That's some shit right there, m8.
you can't avoid it forever on just your dashing good looks and your devil may care attitude you know
elma has a better butt
implying I have hands that gross.
nice more pls ;))))
Then how can you be Yatse?
it is at least better in the carolinas than it is here
It is the same idea as the different parts of New York City being part of it
I still can't see stars here, so it is the city
That offer expired a while ago.
elma has a better butt than a pornstar
there's white knighting, and then there's this
Its been working out so far.
gr8 b8 m8
I was applying for like $14-17/hr jobs before this so...
I guess I can be it if you want me to be
There's a field near seabrook where you can see the stars.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
the battle cry of the soon to die
keep the pol buzzwords off my board please
yeah i can agree though only due to there being less people on the roads. from my experience in SC anyway.
I've reeled you in
I'm ready for whatever punishment it comes with.
No, Clear Lake
basically on the campus of University of Houston Clear Lake and near JSC
Yeah, I want to play with you!
Then that field is out of the city!
My plan is to get this raise then jump ship to an actual restaurant that has a thing where you bring in your paystub and they guarantee that they'll pay you more.
Then I can finally afford to go to school^^
zipper. 3rd grade jokes are great.
What sort of benefits are we looking at?
Woah what the heck
is that a sexual harrasment quip?
you would be slut
SC is the weird carolina, though
NC is just better
Unless they plowed it recently..I don't think so..
does your mom know you're gay?
ive only been there once due to volunteer work. it is okay. pretty mountains.
Indeed you have. What's up?
Is this another joke or is this a legit q?
It always has been.
Oh, so off Space Center, not the other side of NASA parkway.
slutty trap layer
That's like the only joke I can remember from 3rd grade
its a y/or n question but you cant answerit without being Gay
I dont know how to deal with this
I'm going to report you to your supervisor
how dare you put me in the spotlight. i am drawing. what are you doing
At least i'm not gay.
I'm my own boss
I was thinking of drawing too, actually. But it probably will not happen.
Can you see the milky way?
And the NC mountains are better!
SC just has the butt end of the apps
on Bay Area near where it crosses space center
I spent like my high school years roaming this area.
That was a ride
That maybe hard to see....
i was talking about north carolina. i lived in SC for like the entirety of my life up until the past few years
aw thats cute
I feel sorry for you
I guess someone as lame as me doesnt ever have a chance of working at your company huh
At least it wasn't goddamn Tomball.
I never know what to draw so I lose hope and put everything away after staring at a blank sheet for a while.
I'm going to bed.
Good night to anyone who cares.
Which is pretty much just the one person who likes to give me trouble when I don't tell them I'm going to sleep.
*grabs you by the throat* back the fuck off!?!
You know if you have a boner for Tomball why don't you get married?
I'm sure it's a nice suitor for someone like you.
Thanks for the nudes
draw something from a show you like.
dont go to bed!
I know a way you can climb the ranks and join my team.
*unzips the hulk*
also thanks for adding me on steam you nigger
I don't watch anything.
draw your avatar
You're the nigger who grew up in goddamn Tomball.
ha. references to things
I kinda wanna say I feel sorry for you, but it isn't THAT bad. I'm probably just homesick
You can see it from my apartment at Western!
oh, that makes more sense!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NOT LEAVING JUST TO CHECK YOUR NEENEES
why didn't you correct it
oh draw my avatar fucking yours. thatd be even better
I just drew a line. Where I actually lived isn't in that circle but the friends I had lived there.
I've never said that to you ever~
Well then goodnight Cato.
The entire northern part of Houston that isn't the Woodlands is just white trash.
The west, central and due east is Mexicans.
South east is the only bearable part of Houston.
i dont really proofread
gil is the problem houstan was having
my names jayden i like to keep it mellow i like to make friends i like to attenda young school dances young romances girl this is your chance its your last shot cupid tried to hit you with his bow but missed his last show im gonna rap about this love and no it wont stop cuz um im just young and dumb and numb and lung capacity flung for me in the last city um hun you're one of the last pretty girls who aint cash greedy one of them models skinny girl tha a vegetarian that like to go to aquariums then randomly fly to paris like um
i wouldn't put intentional typos past a memester like you
it's hip to be square
I'd rather not.
you can have yours pegging mine if thatd be better
I don't agree with any of this.
How does that work if he's still got his donger?
Is it still pegging if she's a dude?
not agreeing with huey lewis and the news
Did you watch that movie yet?
i don't watch anime
then jeordie can just be the bottom
who is this canadian user being rude to me
are feet shoes?
You just get a strap on and use that. Or both. It's not rocket science.
I'd lick a Mordin
How can mirrors be real
if our eyes arent real?
I don't agree with anyone.
No but I still want to watch it.
I'll show you where I live jeez.
I didn't know that different parts of Houston mattered to you.
I'm drawing Whis giving Marian a piggy-back ride.
Kawaii overload tbh
not even yourself
I'm gonna cum see u 2nite ;)
Hopefully Grim streams it.
If it turns out good enough, I intended to.
I am interested in seeing that as welll if it happens
a lot of people are older than me
you can draw?
kill the boer
Why is it always about sex with you? Don't you have any other interests? Jeez!
Maybe if you say his name enough, he'll show up and do it.
I honestly know nothing about that area.
I thought you were talking about Elma.
wow shes kinda cute
Yes, although I'm terribly out of practice.
Was in NAHS and in art shows and everything even.
thats a pic of me
nah though i'd let elma bang me with her floppy dick probably
shit I'm jelly
why'd you stop?
What's special about Maine?
Well I've tried talking to you about my irl hobbies and you always end up scolding/lecturing me about them
It seems that's all you seem to do
its old money white paradise
There's no money in art and also other reasons.
Well I have been adding his name into a lot of posts.
but you're above average
and nothing else
Those are the exact same words Gypsy used to describe it
there's no money in art these days at least
maybe you could get away with being only an artist in the past
delete this post
We are among the stars
I only want what's best for you. I do it because I care.
Where is it even? North east?
Just gotta keep dropping hints.
What is the most relevant state?
Ah yeah. You have Boston. And the patriots.
What is the most relevant state?
I've been dropping loads of hints.
the ones with the most money and cultural influence i guess.
New England represent~
So california? Does california have cultural influence?
He'll figure it out when he wakes up tomorrow.
That's perfect waifu material
california has hollywood so unfortunately
tfw NH doesn't even have that accent