Retro games that SJWs & journalists would hate now

Considering even back in 2009 game journalists were far More outrage over a Gay Joke being in MW2 than The No Russian mission. Would SJWs & Journalists call a game based on Black hawk down racist for having black enemies?
imfdb.org/wiki/Black_Hawk_Down

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controversies_surrounding_Call_of_Duty:_Modern_Warfare_2

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Russian

Also friendly reminder every major set piece moment in COD4 was ripped off from black hawk down.

I mean flat out plagiarism.

BLM would Riot over this game.

Why does Black hawk down in 4K texture still looks better than a lot of current games?

Were people not pissed that Resi 5 had almost exclusively black enemies, even though it was set deep in Africa?
Also that CoD joke is funny. It's a shame that so many people don't have a sense of humour when it comes to that shit.

You haven't seen x-play review of RE5 have you?

BHD really could have benefited with 4 player coop

Honestly thinking back now. X-play was like one big warning to SJWs shit we see now.

No, and I can't watch it either since it's not available over here.
I'll try and find one that works, but I have a few predictions.
They say it's racist even though they acknowledge the setting.
Something about it being wrong that a white American male kills hoards of African men.
Something about portraying Africa as shanty towns and Africans as hula skirt wearing savages.

Who cares what they hate? I couldn't think of anything anyone should care less about.

Problem is the Jews give them a megaphone to shout their retarded opinions with, creating an impression they represent the majority opinion.

Mario

No. Less than 6% of gamers read games journalist articles. Less than 2% of that are influenced by them.

Fuck off, stop looking for shit to get pissed off by by imagining how these faggots would be offended by. It's fucking pathetic. Of all the legitimate things to get mad at them for you're actively making up imaginary things to be annoyed by. Extremely fucking pathetic.

Holla Forums, go learn how to clean your ass before you air your ignorance.

why is it everyone from leftypol has some kind of mental disability

If SJWs existed back when Haunting Ground was released, they still, to this day, wouldn't have moved on to bitching about any other video game. It's all about using rape and feminine vulnerability to induce horror.

You wouldn't be a leftist if you weren't brain damage and/or mentally ill.


They existed, gaming just wasn't mainstream enough for them to notice.

That being said Haunting Ground really pushes it, everyone in that game wants to rape your virgin pussy and cut your womb out. I'm kind of mad CAPCOM never featured the female lead in any other game.

It's not that old. I wouldn't call anything that got an Xbox Huge release retro

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Actually a fair few shat on it at the time for shallow reasons like it being ugly.
No black soldiers despite segregation in the armed forces being historically accurate anyway. Also the first two didn't make the Germans generically evil.
Dressing a man up in a skirt and bra for giggles is transphobic.

The mid-late 2000s and onwards saw a trend in console games (and thus multiplats) of making things 'muddy' with low textures and an over-reliance on post-processing. Older games look better scaled up because they are 'sharper'. I don't know the proper technical terminology but it's why F.E.A.R. looks better than F.E.A.R. 2 (at least to my eyes). Serious Sam 3 and The Talos Principle avoid this muddyness.

Any fucking game with tits and ass?
Any fucking game with a guy as the MC with female companions?
Any fucking game that is fun?

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Are you retarded user?

But he did though?

Seriously nigger? I remember when Capcom first showed the trailer at e3 and journalists went apeshit over how "racist" it was. I think the original trailer showed a cutscene of a white woman screaming and begging for her life as a horde of zombie niggers surrounded her. Capcom ended up changing it. When the game came out nearly every review mentioned it was racist.
Also funnily enough pic related is a retro game which triggers the fuck out of SJWs.

They are horribly misguided and don't want to admit to themselves how horrible reality is yet paradoxically make it even worse by inviting in people and ideas that will destroy them and those around them.

When they realise the gravity what they've been doing (when they hit their early 30s) they'll either about-face or suddenly go very quiet as the disgust they feel towards themselves for being so blind finally sinks in.

And then go back to doing the exact same shit.

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They always double down thinking that if they push hard and long enough they'll reach the light at the end of the tunnel, but they don't realize that it's an incoming train.

Any game where the girl is attractive or is an amazonian warrior women triggers SJWs.

Which is all kinds of ironic. I guess what makes them butthurt is that men have no problem masturbating to fit girls as they do with girly girls.

The only solution they can think of is to make everything a nail and then hammer it into compliance, so we'll end up with ugly shrews dressed in potato sacks so the tumblrtards can safely sleep at night in the knowledge they're the most "attractive" thing around.

I will jack it to whatever abominations they produce simply to deny them victory.

That's the spirit user, fap for the simple pleasure of spiting them.

There's still a part in the game where a white woman is dragged off screaming though. I think they made a lighter shade of brown enemy variant to try and appease the shrieking sjw's.

isn't that the cocaine cuck?

So white zombies good and black zombies bad?

Plus the game said only women could get pregnant and the violent chaser of them all is a female lesbian.

The Saints row Devs apologized for transphobia and sexism. They also said Anita sarkiseen was right.

Pacwoman would be called transphobic today. Not even kidding. Here another game that would trigger SJWs. there already anti-fat princess artcles crying about fat shaming. Hell the newest fat princess game both tone down her fattiness and shove in fat acceptance buzzwords.

By now all I wish for is a nuclear holocaust. Even that is not enough since we've broadcast so much Marxist filth into the aether.

Let california become their own country and they'll destroy themselves within 6 months
BAM, no more marxists.

What? They ruined Fat Princess? That was my favorite PSP game

The XB came out 16 years ago

Yes OP

Great thread

Did they? Jesus fucking christ.

You'd still have to nuke Portland and Seattle, maybe New York as well.

pls define retro

If california fucks up with communism and they will, it'll be a modern example of why communism doesn't work and get the communists to turn a new leaf.

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If only things worked out like that.


Don't forget there's strong implications of rape and no faggots to be seen anywhere.

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It's so retarded that in modern games you can't kill children or essential NPCs. In Morrowind you could kill anyone, especially if they were essential to the story.

What ever happened to that game anyway? After the controversy it seemed to drop off the face of the earth

I don't think they allow any foreign IP to download it or browse the site anymore.

Did it ever have full on nudity or was it just panty shots? Because if it's the latter then nothing of value was lost.

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This explains so much about every Saints Row after 2.

Because even for a stupid porn game it was a piece of shit.


There were no children in Morrowind. You could kill children in Daggerfall, however, if you suspected them of being possessed by a daedra.


It was a rape/BDSM game like the hundred you can find on flash sites for free that are completely legal and uncontroversial.

Also, females have a -1 to strength, racism is omnipresent depending on your race choice.

Pity the elf waifu is used goods.

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Should I want to fuck a bearded midget Jew?

No, you should fuck a human and make more humans to remove both elves and dwarves.

Can't I have a human and elf harem?

Dwarves got the cool mines and are useful. Elves are worthless.

No, you can't have them whispering shit in your ear post-orgasm or god forbid blurring the lines between human and elf with mixed-breeds. Knife ears are not to be trusted and this is Holla Forums, not /cuckquean/ user.

My dick thinks otherwise.


What if they're whispering lewd things?

Why would I give a fuck about the opinion of women?

If she only is used to store cum and can be easily replaced, how can you say she's still not worthless?

Because then human women are equally worthless as well.

Don't think with your dick, think with your mind.
Elf tongues speak only poison.
Fair enough.

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The game in vid related. Don't think I need to explain why
If so Sherry

what games would right-wing SJWs hate? you know, like trump voters?

Right wing SJWs don't exist and probably never will.

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BURN IN HELL COMMIE

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That pic shows the real issue with communists: they never learn, until it happens to them. We NEED a communist state for whites to be deported to.

sorry, but kill yourself

Well there's right wing idiots who want to make porn illegal.

Oy vey.

Yes.

That's because right wingers, despite all their bluster and rhetoric, have a much closer and direct line of descent from Classical Liberals than our so called liberals do. Outside of the neocons of course.

Not, Not, Not.

Species vs Species isn't technically a racism thing, it's a biological or logical imperative which was bestowed upon them either by generations of encounters resulting in slaughter and eradication, or generations of dismantle and destruction (or just programming by someone else).

That having been said, why someone is pointing a gun at a black man is 99% of the time not racist, although the distance at which they are holding the gun is absolutely fucking stupid, they could easily overpower you from that distance. You might shoot them if they try, but they might just sidestep or overtake you when you're distracted for half of a second.

The robot vs the Mantis, on the other hand, there's simply no telling who might be overpowering whom.

Well I'm not going to say "you're alright since you don't have the power to pull of the shit you want to and would without hesitation if given the chance".

They wouldn't hate them. They wouldn't be able to play it for more than 15 minutes.

Keep asspulling, you're not fooling anyone.

But they clearly don't have the power, they haven't infiltrated game development, movie production, comic production, etc. like the left has. But I guess for that I have to give the far-right a break, they're not as cunning as the left.

anybody has the

The mantis obviously, The robot just has a tiny ray gun while the mantis, grown man-size, would easily be able to grab and pierce the robot.

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Maybe it's not because they tried and failed but because they never had any wish to do so in the first place. It might shock you to know this, but not everyone likes to behave like a yid cockroach and ruin everything for everyone like Marxists tend to do.

He's got valid criticisms of the game though, Duke Forever was shit for most of the reasons he said. If you remove all of the MUH SOGGY KNEES criticisms, he's absolutely correct. Are you going to retroactively try to say that the game was good? Cause it wasn't.

been playing Destroy All Humans 2 recently and im absolutely sure that they would of hated the constant flirting Crypto does with the Russian chick and how the Russian Chick isnt an ugly blob beaten with a frying pan like Mass Effects women

Blasto already got shit back in the day, just imagine how Blasto would have gone down with today's SJW filled journalism.

Are they are still oblivious about the Rance series?

Of course, that would require them to play games

Sadly we will never see urban chaos spiritual successor set in he arkhamverse.

Is there any good rapelay English patches?

Rance is kosher, it was written by a woman.

Capcom didn't demean blacks at all in Res5, in fact there's a whole level where they built giant underground temples reminiscent of Mayans/Aztecs, something Africans never achieved.
Also it might just be a later release/patch, but there's a lot of indian and white looking fuckers in the crowds.

Knowing that would have required the leftists to have actually played the game, something, as we know, they never do.

Publishers. Among others.

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Square Cube Law, the mantis will immediately collapse as soon as action begins and crumple as chitin can't support anyhing of that scale.

What is this, 2015?

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Must have hit a nerve then.

all of them
also this
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I always wonder why the Australian box art is floating around the net so much

People in the penal colony get to play good games?

We're only allowed to play games up to 2007

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user please I am a fascist and know you are full of shit. SJW's are a perversion of all that is holy, in fact the left fights against all moral value, they are the abyss and nihilism Nietzsche wrote about.A right wing "social justice warriors" would never manifest themselves in such vulgarity but to say that no one on the right would fight for ethical standards is absurd.

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but SWAT 4 has your score taken down if you shoot people

The game has Beauty as the physical counterpart of charisma.

Delicious.

Leisure Larry

which explains why Jew Trump hasn't made a move to shut them up.

BLM riots over BLM

True story. I was in a gamedev class around 2010 and our feminist teacher highlighted Ms. Pac-Man as a good example of an game designed with inclusion in mind.

Please, I'd love to be deported out of my shit hole of a country and sent to Finland or Denmark.

What do you mean by the alt-right? Because the actual group is kike bullshit started by a Jew.

What the fuck, guys?

How about Super Mario Bros. or The Legend of Zelda? You, a patriarchal shitlord man, save a helpless princess from being kidnapped. Salon even ran an article a few years back about how Zelda is all sorts of horrible things. What are the odds that any of them have ever actually played Zelda (or any other video game)?

Fallout 2 features gay marriage.
I suppose they'd hate it because it doesn't make a huge deal out of it. Also you can pretty much attempt to rape a woman in that town.

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Resident Evil 4 comes to mind.

right wing SJW logic:
left wing SJW logic:

ftfy

Need I say more?

Nigger what the hell are you talking about. How much crack do you smoke in a day? Daniella literally wants to tear Fiona's uterus out and keep it for herself since she was made without one. Yeah I like lesbians and it'd be fucking swell if raping Fiona was all she wanted, but that is not the case in canon, AT ALL. You can even hear in that video Fiona being torn open; you would have to be a colossal idiot to think that's what lezrape sounds like. And the game never says a god damn thing about pregnancy unless you get the bad ending where Ricardo rapes Fiona so that he can be reborn as her child- his method of becoming a real human and having the azoth passed down to him. He is the ONLY character in the game who wants to rape Fiona; Debilitas wants to "play" with her like the big "Of Mice and Men" retard he is, Daniella wants her uterus, and Lorenzo wants to reclaim the huge amount of azoth from her that she got from her father who was one of Lorenzo's homunculi.

Quit talking out of your ass about a game you clearly never played.

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Jill is so pretty.

Hello, bf47fd

NovaLogic games all have that look. I think it's a combination of their terrain engine and the visual effects engine (dust and reflections etc.) Comanche 4 is also neat.

whats that JRPG with child rapist character?
that would trigger everyone

I miss that in my games.

it still is you double nigger

Both of them?

You can kill children in Dragon's Dogma.
You can also marry them and move them into your retard hut.

The shittiest programing ever, created the biggest barrel of laughs seen on the internet.

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what was the name???

and now the flowers will grow.


Drakengard.
The parallel alternate universe to Nier.

Fair warning. It's an action rpg that's fairly grim in the story department.

I've seen people short circuit over God Hand in the year of our lord 2016. They would lose their minds if it came out today as it was.

This video is so great. The author should've added some Linkin Park at the end.

Hello CIA. Done from posting on brony boards ?

Ah, liberals!

This sounds similar to the small short lived controversy that L4D2 was somehow racist because it had black zombies. Even though it was set in New Orleans, had 2 black playable characters and technically would have been "racist" if it didn't have black zombies.

What?

You obviously don't belong here.

Hard to believe that showed up at an AGDQ, but it was one of the older chill ones.

Sorry, didn't know double-standards in politics were part of the board-values.

I have not seen this….
>mobile wiki

Yes, what the fuck happened to Jimmy Neutron?

THE last one pretty funny

Elves make excellent breeders.

Elf flesh can be cooked real good. Considering they don't eat meat, their meat isn't any stringy.

I just started playing that last night.

The first two characters with faces you meet are Indian – Tandi and her Father, Aradesh.

But fallout2 was the 1st game with gay marriage.

yeah because capitalism sure is "working" right now

I have Arena in it's original box, complete with all the books and shit and the floppies. I found it during a clean out a few years ago, it's in great shape.

All of them because they don't like games and no one is going to pay them for a review of an old game.

Yeah, it pretty much is.

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Opinion discarded.

Drakengard is love that crushes like a mace.

As i see capitalism went down the road when they started the "we must help the minority and other third world shitholes".
It really makes you think…

It's almost as if trying to prop up worthless subhuman parasites, who needed the white man to bring civilization to them, creates an undue burden on the productive members of society. I'm sure the little commie means well though, maybe someday he'll get to prove his worth by dying for his rich masters as it's all they've ever been good for.

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No Russian literally sounds like Hillary Clinton made a CoD level.

Sorry I'm just now learning about it. But how is that retarded plot not a sjw wet dream, OP?

Pong.

Hitler did nothing wrong though

You jest but I'm sure someone at GDC would agree with you.

Are YOU retarded?

Hi Bob.

While BHD is one of my favorites, you do have JO which is almost the same thing.
I wonder when Holla Forums will start this back up

I still see goons triggered by the cowgirl outfit over at SA.

Yea and the reason they hate it is cause she wears pink.

Ya know, in a game released in the 80's about a yellow circle that eats things, clearly they could have done more to not make her seem so feminine, even funnier that Anita said this while caked in make up and wearing her huge ass hoop earrings.

Its a very popular game and the speedrun is very technical.

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You could replace "Stalin" with "Hitler", "Leftist" with "German" and "Finn" with "Russian" and end up with an exact counter-argument to that image. Just saying.

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Sure is free market in here.

I'd like to hear your defense of Mao's Great Leap Forward.

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