Lifeless thread

that's a good boy, colby.

FUCKING DYING

Sorry, Father.

It's only, like, the hundredth time.

what was a game you guys really liked

i really need to buy something

you really think you could?

Pawpaw

I fucking love you BC

Pokemon Omega Ruby and/or Alpha Sapphire.

drink more to save life

rin you are going to get smacked.

Boo

Buy some friends

You really need them

GRIM CALLED ME PRETTY AND THEN DIDN'T EVEN MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL WHEN WE MET UP IRL

I have half a cup of rum + coke and 12 blue moons so... alright

wat was funny about that

you dont think ive played pokemon before nigger?

-doesn't know where to put my face-

drink it all.
I mean. if you love me.

I don't think you're anywhere close to my level, you fucking scrub

6v6 OU loser

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P-papa...

Yeah I totally didn't find you while you were tripping on acid barefoot in la

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I love you too >_

you're goin' the right way for a smack bottom.

stop being over dramatic.

i understand your pain
but just remember that you deserve it all

I was kidding Grim

But yeah I really am grateful for that. Also for that ex-military guy that gave me his sweet ass knife and dealt with my bullshit for like an hour

YOU'RE BEING OVERLY DRAMATIC

I am perfectly calm

On my lap

Tell me your most favourite, objectively good movie.

Murder, give me affection.

I don't know that I have more ways of calling you dad offhand.

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If I wanted to put forth the effort, yes.

Blues Brothers.

Spaceballs.

The Bee Movie.

Caddy shack

-presses her face on your lap-

Alien

lord of the rings trilogy

Maybe you were just unconscious through it all.

Terminator 2 is a close runner-up tho.

Starship troopers

hot rod

thank goodness.

I clicked this one. I will not click any more. you have been warned.

now you just sound like me.

Mordin Kills Himself: The Movie.

caddy shack is good as heck

The Truman Show

classic tsuchi

I haven't even watched it, lmao.
I just know it comes up a lot at DnD and I always quip that it's ironic that The Bee Movie isn't a B movie.

Otou-san.

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I miss when you pretended you didn't know who I was.

told you, not clicking.

Click this.

At least it's better than him getting thrown off a building after his first time with a Muslim and resulting gay panic.

fucking gay.

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I bet it would be fun to get thrown off a building. jumping out of a plane was fun.

Fucking hit me already.

ha

what? no.

If you watch mine tell me how you like it ^^

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End of Evangelion

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That's a compliment, right?

it was a pretty good movie, I thought.

ha ha

life is suffering

bloodchan

I'm afraid it's very much the opposite.

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Yes, you're lurking.
And yes, you're retarded.

You told me I was going to get smacked if I kept calling you by fatherly terms, and I kept going.
Now you uphold your end of the bargain.

SLAP HIM HARD

These are ones I've seen before. I'm trying to come up with something good that I didn't see but I'm all out of ideas.

This is the one you tried to get me to watch with you isn't it?

Jerry seinfeld as a bee, what could go wrong?

I didn't see this one, what is it about?

I didn't see 3.0, the rest I saw. Don't know if I feel like getting into that.

I'm out of has.

this seems like entrapment

In Bruges.

I'll pretend it was one anyway.

Some Swedish faggot finally killing himself after realizing the lifelong disappointment he's been to his parents.

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wow this
colby with the surprisingly good taste

Yes?

GET INTO IT GOD DAMN IT

you probably have earned it, so go ahead.

colby fuck's sake man

Group linked

It's, ironically, not a B-movie.

HIT ME YOU LITTLE WHORE!

I went for obscure, and I adore Colin Farrel

lol this :3

I couldn't possibly

+l

obscure because people have shitty taste. next you're going to tell me you actually liked burn after reading and we're going to get married.

District 9 though mordin

I haven't seen it :(

We legally could in this state

we legally could anywhere. welcome to like 2014 you fag.

are you fucking kidding me. colby holy shit we have to watch it together.

Gay Brad Pit was great.

Forrest Gump, but you've probably seen that.

A person is only as good as their word, Cupcake.

fucking THANK you

Would watch with, cuddle me while we do

EVERYONE HAS SEEN THAT

I can't slap you. that would be mean.

no homo tho.

I have not.

The Coen Brothers have not made a bad movie.

You're more of a nobody.

they are fucking geniuses. I knew there was a reason we don't completely hate each other.

Clerks is funny, but you've probably seen it.

accurate.

You are big spoon btw. I need some arms around me

HOLY SHIT WHY

I really, really enjoyed Hail, Caesar!

Stop backing out of your promise.
You.
Little.
S L U T
L
U
T

Hopefully so, but I felt answering the question he asked was more important than giving an obscure suggestion.

What the actual fuck dude

um, no. I'm sick of being big spoon.

because I just haven't.

you'd better stop before I do something drastic.

You should have suggested some obscure Godzilla movie, and I would have respected the shit out of you for it

But he asked favorite fucking movie.

You would have respected me for a lie.

:(

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. I'll just hug you super tight.

Drastic like what?
Cry to your mommy!?
"wah, wah, Rin called me a slut!"

The only "decent" movies they've made is Hudsucker and Ladykillers.
The rest are just flat out wonderful and span so many genres.

I'm a PoliSci major, I LOVE liars.

we can take turns, but I mean, turns, ian. not you little spoon every time and saying you'll be big spoon next time.

last warning rin, I'm serious.

it's hard to believe that two people could have so much talent.

This is the closest one so far.

Sounds like fiction.

I was trying to not make the post too large.

That's... that sounds like something they'd have on the cover.

Seen it. I see an alien trend in your recommendations.

Yeah. It's good though.

You should.

This is harder than I thought.

Sounds like a you problem.

Do it.
You won't.

It should've been a B-movie.

Watch my REAL favorite movie, Scary Movie 3.

HMMPH

Army of Darkness? Tucker and Dale vs Evil? Tremors?

A steep price to pay for convenience.

I won't forget this.

tbh Rin would probably be the Dom to Cupcake.

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Is power bottom an option?

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maybe someday

-SLAP-

just for movies. I'm not gay.

I mean. yeah.

beautiful gator cock

I cry when angels deserve to die

Evil Dead > Army of Darkness.

Cupcake is just that much of a fag.

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Cupcake would squish him though.

Thank you. ♥

Well, duh.

Squish him?

Surprisingly, I've seen this before. I find it worrying that it is your favourite one.

I didn't see any of the evil dead movies.

I had seen starship troopers though.

stop all the blank reaction posting, rin.

fat joke, probably.

and you call me a slut.

That's not true, but okay.

Am I the only one who saw that video of Mordin taking a seat on Soto's meat?

Yes thats what I said.

you actually don't need to to enjoy army of darkness.

Marathon them.

Are you calling him fat?
I think Cupcake is like 170ish so he's not really fat.

But have you seen the other 7?

You might be a little off.

170 could easily be lardbucket.

I don't seek it from just anyone.

I very carefully choose my prey.

It's nostalgic for me, me and my sister watched that shit all the time

UGGGGGGGHHHHHHH. CUPCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE.

It is because it's infallible.

Then I'll just suggest a few movies that are reasonably good, if none are just my absolute favorite. Donnie Darko, Reservoir Dogs, Akira, A Clockwork Orange, Taxi Driver, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, Bridge of Spies. You should have heard of all of them, but maybe you haven't watched one. You should.

you are a legit stalker.

yes, colby?

There's way fatter in thread.

He's like 6 foot too.

And I should care about that because...?

Stalker makes it sound so wrong.

I prefer "Hunter."
And "Observer."

And "Forced affection."

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What

these things are summed up nicely with my word.

I dunno but CUPCAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

you are drunker than I am.

Which one's lotus, again?

Cupcake, which one is lotus?

is that dogfucker around? we should play overwatch.

Impossible.

I'm not a mind reader. Yet.

have u manned up and bought total warhammer yet

What.... How many were there really?

How many are they?

No? I don't really know how it works. Are they not related?

I don't think there is one like that.

I think I might've seen it in a theater when it came out. For some reason.

I saw donnie darko and akira, the rest of these I did not watch. Which one would you consider better?

Watch it again.

Didn't think he was fat.

wewomen.com/relationships/album897260/sex-positions-kamasutra-sex-positions-22365581.html

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probably you aren't, but you sure act like it.

they apparently are, but I know I didn't watch the first two and had no trouble following army of darkness.

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true

themoviedb.org/collection/10522-starship-troopers-collection?language=en

I don't think thats all of them too.

I've seen some stuff

Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2 (Dead Before Dawn), Army of Darkness, Evil Dead (2013), Ash vs Evil Dead (ongoing television series)

I am more unstable than you so

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy is the easiest to get into and definitely a great movie in its own right, the rest I personally enjoyed more but they may be more hit or miss.

My favorite of those is probably Taxi Driver. I've heard it called boring, though.

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do

penis on penis feels nice.

this I doubt very much.

GRRRRIIIIIIIMM

Stream Starship Troopers : Invasion for me

post so grim knows I didn't get raped

That seems pretty vanilla.

Just because I don't say it...

50 year old nigger women are less gross than traps.

What's this about rape?

disappointingly so, yes.

I know how you are, and I know how I am. I'm pretty sure I win the crazy contest.

Squash is probably at work by now. I've had my share of video games today too, honestly.

I will probably never.

starship trooper stream pls

i will watch
my dinners almost done

More than your share, I'd say.

Can you even be raped?
Not like you'd ever say no.

grim

I dunno if I'd want to. That's the one where charlie sheen gets a huge erection and falls and dies at the start right? Or is that 4? They're all similar. Or is it the 8 mile one? Why did I even see these.

Did you watch the other ones afterwards?

What the heck, why did they do this? Did you see more than the first one?

T-they're not spooky are they?

I'll probably watch these eventually. It looks like a good list.

more seth

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Pretty savage

Not really. Especially not Army of Darkness or the TV show. They're just campy action monster comedies.

I saw the second one and it was awful.

I heard the 4th one is pretty good though and I haven't seen it yet.

You do not.

That is 4. 3 is the 8 Mile one.

Not going to happen.

stop ignoring me cunt

grim

I went for a walk in the dead of the night and snapped a photo, he snapped back saying to not get raped

why do you gotta be mean

Bully Grim until it becomes a reality.

damn you

disregard the bunny post

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Vanilla is one of my biggest fetishes

We're eye to eye too so I can see your cute face get all hot and bothered

I dunno man, I'd rather a Mordin/Tokai/Rin over a 52 yr old niggress

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Yes?

i want to ____ the bunny

Alright because I'm not really good with spooky movies.

I have a feeling it probably isn't that great. and whoa, why skip the third?

Which is the one with the village in it? Is that still 4? What about the one with sixth sense in it?

Nothing, I just wanted to post something at you.

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The one with the Village is 4, the Sixth Sense is 3.

I want to updog the bunny.

You can start with Army of Darkness, you don't really miss out on anything.

be that way. see if I care cuz I don't

no.

agree to disagree

UPDOC****

How do you guys hold up on the 3DS without paying attention or your thumb getting sore?

Should I break a bobby pin and wedge it into the D-pad?

Isn't your town too small for you to get raped?

Well when you word it like that....

The 4th one isn't connected to the rest of them from what I heard.

Fag.

I thought you were trying to get him to ask "what is updog". You know, him with the classic.

Cupcake ur dumb

Hold up?

tape or a rubber band is easier. or even the stylus works. wedge it in there and close the lid on it.

what game?

Like with a speculum?

this hardly seems like new or relevant info

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oh gottem

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On the battle resort, so it keeps going around without me having to pay attention a lot of attention.

I can't have it going to sleep though.

OR.

GRIM

don't you ... me motherfucker

it won't if you close it on the stylus. I used to use a similar trick in another game.

It's too late.
He's gone full Luka.

I think I'm supposed to take a shot now.

Yes, we have that in common.

It works by much the same principle.

There's no need to get fancy when you've got perfectly good pipe fittings sitting around.

Are you sure?

theres tons of criminals

my neighbor even shot someone over a drug deal

you just want her to suffer

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I'd have to consult the rules, but I think you not caring was one.

If not, it was suggested.

I'll ... who I wanna ....
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I need a diagram of this setup, apparently.

Yuri~
Is~
Pure~

Why don't you move to a place that isn't the ghetto then?

O-oh... well then...

oh right! yes. do it.

even if he isn't I am.

just use tape or a rubber band

That happens in Texas all the time, although usually it's an accident while shooting guns in the air over a drug deal gone right.

No, she wants herself to suffer, she's the one pushing her way into the police force with no qualifications. It's ridiculous to think a bunny could uphold the peace.

Ever suggested?

you are part of the problem

Instructions unclear, got stylus stuck in dick.

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I'll concede and then fap to vanilla~

disgusting.

Oh shit you and Cupcake are both user. You don't have an avatar and he switches it so much that any random anime girl became him in my mind.

Guess I have to start reading IDs.

I'm probably the first person to actually do it in spirit of the rules.

I'm sure they'll talk about how progressive you were at your funeral after an elephant decides he's got a problem with you and a bunny shows up to deescalate the situation.

So is it okay if I playfully wrestle you then end up holding you down while my other hand does it's own thing?

It's not like there's much difference between Cupcake and ButtFox.

whatever the reason. drink until you want to play drunk overwatch you fag

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It hurts.

I mean, I weigh 112lbs.
If something's on top of me, I can't very well resist.

quit posting that shitty girl

IDs are over-rated.

yes. says me.

oh wow never thought of that
genius idea

i doubt anyone would go at the trashy looking guy sulking at the lake though

a dead body is like a piece of trash

no funeral for me. just throw me in a ditch and let the vultures eat my insides

so pull it out fuck

What scale is that?

If by overrated you mean extremely helpful and practical, then yes.

The funeral isn't for you, jackass. Nobody cares what you want. You're dead.

bdsm test

so is somebody gonna stream it or what

You make it too easy
Almost as if you want this to happen

this thing

i want them to cut my dick and balls off so everyone there has to caress it before entering the church

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i didnt know what we were doing was a religious ceremony

I suppose...
What's up, love?

I'm only stating a fact.
A 112lb, 5'7 trap can't shove someone off of themselves very well.

Be the change you want to see in the world.

I want something more respectable. Just a good old-fashioned taxidermy wedding scene funeral.

Homo.

Well,ill ' have to do that test.

soon.

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Are you taking it right now?

well done

of course. christians used to murder animals i think. this is slightly less bad

they should turn you into a real doll

Yes, I need absolute silence!

I just found out my favorite shampoo/conditioner is 100% vegan.

do I kill myself now?

I'm too stubborn for that

Outside of their raging homosexuality I don't see much in common.

if u say so homo

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But you dated a guy.

ROFL GRIM

YES, TEST.
THAT'S THE JOKE.

You say that like its an achievement.

Hurry up

It's stuck...

I'm restless and terribly down.
and you?

Hopefully animatronics have improved by then.

Yeah, you'd just as soon eat a butt as a cupcake, so there's not difference to you. But let me tell you, to some of us, it's really quite a leap.

kill me first.

do it you fucking fag

yes thank you

I am full of surprises

pull harder.

Jesus Christ, can we stop the gay furry porn?

When did Chris-chan get a vagina?

Why am I looking at it?

I think I mixed your comment up with Tsuchi's. Oh well. Not changing it.

kaybe pls stream it
i believe in you

also hi scarlet

Ehm, better off.
Kind of restless and drinking coffee while I hatch eggs.

Want to talk about it?

It hurts...

Absolutely mortifying, I'm sure.

Don't misgender you misogynistic SHITLORD

THAT'S ONLY LIKE 75% OF THEIR PERSONALITIES, THERE'S SO MUCH MORE TO PEOPLE TSUCHI.

You're more likely to be full of semen and crushed dreams.

I don't konw, have you learned to love it yet?

Not until we get a new air conditioner, in this heat my laptop would burn through my legs if I streamed something.

NO.
THE FACT THAT GUZZLE SEMEN BY THE GALLON IS LITERALLY THE ONLY THING THAT DEFINES THEM.

oh even better you can be a robotic sex toy.

you aren't pulling hard enough, clearly.

mostly just the second one.

You'd put your peepee in another man's inverted peepee.

It's out now...
I think I'm bleeding.

A 112lb 5'7 trap is probably stronger than a 146lb 5'9 gook looking spic imo

hi

wow is fun

don't tell bc

Of the two of us, which one was sexted an "inverted peepee".

I wouldn't even have to change my job description after I expired. Logistically easiest death ever.

enjoy the dead game

HE IS A GIRL, YOU FUCKING TRANSPHOBIC BIGOT.

I don't intend to.

She'd be cute if she didn't look like she could choke out a bear.

you can be one of those childrens rides you pay a quarter for at walmart

go go test stream the film

But it works so well.

Me and my friend that I normally show with love it.

I'm sure.

Hm.
I don't think that's how it went..

God, that looks terrible. Why did they decide to do that?

shower *

good.

iunno
when i walked i felt nothing, but home again ive just been crying

I'm starting to get headaches until I drink caffeine

this is bad

Pre-transition Ethanol was the cutest Ethanol.

Nah, fam

I'd rather be part of a merry go round, if it's all the same. Thought I'd settle for being a bucking bronco in a bar.

Wasn't ethanol a fat white kid?

Probably the buckets of hormones paired with abject poverty.

Feel free to clarify.

seems like it'd be difficult to hold onto that ride

Yeah.

At one point. They lost the weight. Then transitioned.

Just my opinion, man.

Show me

its alive and well

That's his type.

Depends which side they install up.

I see...
did something happen, sweetheart?

I never saw her pre-transition.
Probably because I've also never spoken with her.

Might be hard.

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Don't have a pic.
One was posted in thread at least.

Which would be ideal

I don't know how to feel about this.

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On my back with all of my appendages suspended up in the air like roadkill.

Are you fucking done with your BDSM test yet?

They weren't fat then.
They were super fat in the pics Demon Lord posted.

Oh they could ride you like a swing set

Don't know what you mean.

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Or I could have a metal frame and motor installed and become a go kart. That would be pretty sick.

I'd hate to see where the gasoline goes

Rin what's your steam?

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