Childhood Boners

Let's talk about when we first took a dip into our sexuality as a kid. The things that were erotic to you and dictated what you would like for the rest of your life. Maybe just your "Why boner" moments for situations that were supposed to be comedic but backfired hard.

I remember in MGS when I got to this section, I saw him with his ass in the air and it made me feel something. I rubbed my dick against the pillow because I felt the need to have snake grind against it, and Final Fantasy is self explanatory. He wasn't a girl, but he acted like one, it was confusing and made me feel good.
In Melee, I used to play as peach to try to get buttshots.

user… whats wrong with you?

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Fuck off faggot.

These two games gave me a boner as a kid that never went away. 15 years later it is still here.

Nothing. He just looked, ready for it. Y'know what I mean? I just wanted to jam it in. I wonder if a doujin exists of that

Kill yourself, faggot.

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FEELS GOOD DOESN'T IT?

Looks familiar, where's she from?

Why are we o horny as children? I'm starting to believe that people who fucked children where actually forced by the child who are horny sluts, not the adults.

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I got a boner from that one gril in Kindom Hearts

Be sure she's a propane gril. You want her to taste the meat, not the heat.

oddly, this doesn't have the shocking sprites. That use to do it for me.

wow user you're so old things sure are different than you want them to be :O

Chun-Li and Link were always the ones that got me the hardest

First console was actually the SNES.

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Assuming "childhood" means anywhere from five to ten years old, he's probably older than you

I'm 20 and I grew up with a Genesis because I was poor. Your point?

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My first consoles were used NES/Megadrives when I was 6 years old in the late 90s. We can't decide what year the RNG decides to give birth to us. All that matters is if you're a faggot or not.

Unteralterbach was on to something. Was it supposed to be a social commentary, or a comedy?

Twisted metal

Propane only. I don't gas mix.

It's the author being mad that Germany won't let him fuck underaged girls.

AoC in Germany is like 14.

Those look like 14-year-olds to you?

What part of underaged girls did you not understand.

Then why does he let you kill Muhammad for being a pedo?

Figures you'd be a 20 yo kid.

Come on, man.

Well, they FEEL 14
Get it?
Because they're whores

Ohhh. By law!

Why did you give him a (you)?

Pedophilia is for white men only, or maybe because he was a rapist.

Ayo are you saying tat loli franny is legal?

My point is this age has nothing do do with what games you grow up with.

the real question here is if op is a cuteboy or not

middle school counts as childhood, right?

Less than 35 counts as childhood.

The PS1 is 23 years old.

And now thanks to Muslims the age of consent in Sweden is 13.
Isn't Allah great my fellow bomber?

Why did I have to rent this game at Blockbuster?

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You get no respect, you just earned the title of old fart.

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Didn't Capcom edit the SF2 Chun Li sprites? I remember back in the day they received a change at one point.

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That's impossible, children have no sexuality before their 18th birthday. That's the whole reason why messing with minors is such a monstrous crime.

Here's your (you)

Little boys get boners even inside the womb.

Her bouncyness is what made me to a man.

Why she doesn't have fingers in her feets? This is kind of disturbing

Did you seriously not understand the joke?

Crawl into your grave already grandpa.

Yes. I just wanted to throw that out there.

I used to think Mai said "me bouncy" but it's actually "Nippon ichi" (Japan's best).

dedo del pie. I am on to you Andre. You have to go back.

Yessss, we should fuck them when they're 13 and youngerrrr