Well I'm absolutely fucking disgusted. Katy Perry literally. fucking. molested. this young man on television (television!) and everyone is just letting it happen. Unbelieveable.
Literally going to vomit. I'm shaking. I can't believe this. /mu/ I need you to tell me it can be okay again.
You're 22, and a bigger faggot than OP if you still hadn't kissed a girl. Be fucking thankful it was this MK Ultra'd roastie Katy Perry and not some ugly slut from your hometown.
(((Benny Shapiro))) is a manlet. He's practically a child. Doesn't count. Plus he's a heeb. He's not even human.
Oliver Moore
Geez
Alexander Wilson
Of course… I was forgetting that Holla Forums was a chad populated board. Go fuck yourself, normie.
Colton Bell
Honestly her looks are overrated by people. She just has nice tits, everything else is incredibly average. Her face, even in younger pictures is nothing special and gives me a weird vibe like she was brainwashed or some shit.
Owen Mitchell
Trips of truth. Also totally true for Alexandra Daddario.
‘Dems are the real racists’ has never worked as a strategy because the left has no shame and simply don’t hold themselves to any standard. If they attack each other it’s purely because they decided to do it.
Jackson Powell
MK Ultra is a real thing.
She's one of the "subjects".
Jaxson Ross
neck yourself you degenerate autist. Your kind are an abomination.
Tyler Scott
It's not about convincing the ones that will never be convinced. It's about fracturing by convincing the few who can. This should be pay of #metoo and if it's not them we should demand an answer for why
Robert Wilson
Part* of #metoo
Evan Fisher
Pretty much every producer or executive of any note in the music industry is Weinstein tier. Of the stuff that has been made public, there was Kesha accusing producer Dr. Luke of rape. There was also the reverse case of Rita Ora making Calvin Harris fall in love with her, giving her a hit song and then when she got caught fucking some promoter to perform the song on television, Calvin dumped her and made it so she couldn't perform the song on television. Pretty much stalled out her career just as she was about to peak.
Asher Morgan
HA! At 22 I had already been kissed by THREE women! I mean they were all drunken friends of my parents from the ages of 35-50, but it's something.
Anthony Edwards
has to be a world record
Zachary Brooks
lmao what a fucking soyboy
Chase Scott
Ew that's nothing to brag about
Austin Anderson
Not sure weather to complain about Hollywood degeneracy or millennial entitlement.
Camden Sanders
Dudes a faggot
Joshua King
Yeah, it's kind of a grey area.
Lucas Green
Special in a different sense, like in a very intimate moment, not by some 'celebrity' on national TV.
Angel Sanders
Katy Perry probably had given a rusty trombone to a nigger just moments earlier, it's like getting your first kiss from a hobo but worse.
Grayson Collins
did he at least smash it after they went off the air?
Justin Rodriguez
I wish I was in his place lol
Easton Parker
Unironically this.
Gabriel Thomas
I wish I was Katy Perry rape kissing some virginal user. 😗
Nicholas Reyes
You've spellt the word "me" wrong there
Brandon Foster
You?
Jordan White
I wish I was in the place of the guy who lost his virginity to Mia Khalifa on that porn vid
Tyler Myers
What the fuck did this faggot want? His anime waifu to descend from the heavens and kiss him after some deep confession? Its a first kiss not a wedding.
Juan Scott
Just fuck already, faggots.
Ian Perez
That would be pretty sweet. Would still rather lose it to Katy (without a condom or her on birth control).
It's a shame that she's not been bred yet. She's going to be 34 this year and has nice mommy genes.
Christopher Moore
She wears more makeup than Bliss
Jeremiah Turner
That's sweet. Wish I could remember my first kiss. I'm not even a Chad or anything, I've just kissed my share of thots and now I can't remember my first time.