Must be this tall to ride Mr.Bones Wilde Ride

Must be this lit to ride

t. 'we're just friends'

I am full of life.

I've physically destroyed my knee and keep destroying it further by running.
So, yeah, take that.

no excuse. tonight I will not be gentle.

not really. just thought I'd comment.

I'm going to make a furry board and leave it unmoderated that way you guys can post all the gfur you want to.

Is that your boss? Hope her boyfriend doesn't see it.

I guess the joke really is on me.

I like it ruff.

And here I thought it would be Soto to go out that way.

They are so boring and lifeless that it's physically painful at times.

Oh, well then.

IT FEELS LIKE IT'D BE QUICKER TO JUST TAPE DOWN UP AND GO TO BED.

do we even need the curry lord anymore?

we can govern ourselves

YEAH, WELL, AT LEAST IT'S NOT YOUR GIMPY ASS BACK.

oh come on.

Trump's doing the AmA, heads up Holla Forums

Make me admin and I'll govern you like a god.

An angry god.

and I'm glad for that. I wouldn't wish this on anyone.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nah shes the bitch

IM A CAPITALIST

I have changed that files name, like, seven times today.

IF YOU'RE TIRED OF STARTING OVER

STOP GIVING UP

You're never going to get married.

Knee replacements are going to be better than actual knees in 5 years anyway. I read it on r/futureology.

STOP TALKING ABOUT VIET FUCKING NAM

ITS NOT FUNNY

YOURE RUIIIINING MY BALLER FRIDAY

You had your chance and you pussied out
You are not worthy

it doesn't even work with me though you crazy person.

Practicing for the boss lady, I can respect that.

I did not like my friends using me to get mod privileges.

Don't hate the player.

bebop just promised to give me mod

who hype?

But I do hate the player.

You can always be a wheelchair athlete

Then I'm an abject failure.

There is much cleaning to be done.

YES I WILL
WE QUASHED OUR DIFFERENCES

Saturated fats, high protein diet, and a metric shitload of starches.
My diet would be great for someone in manual labor but the fact I just run, it's baffling my cardio health is as great as it is.
I don't have malabsorption either. I'm somehow burning it but I've no idea how.

Fair enough.
Make fun it all you want; it legitimately doesn't bother me and I make fun of myself over it.

I am very intimately knowledgeable on this to a disgusting degree.
Funnily, it's one of the reason I was somewhat told to at least wait until I can no longer use mine at all. Because there's two pending approval right now that are natural motion joints with a life probably longer than the average 20 years.

...

SQUASH THE BEEF

Or I can just get my knee cut out and replaced with a titanium one.

it doesn't seem very funny to me.

We can rebuild him. We have the technology.

Your strong suit is being overwhelmingly pitiable.

My grandma got a double knee replacement, that stuff is messed up. I would definitely wait it out.

kys

I'LL SHOW YOU STARTING OVER.
WHEN I START ALL OVER YOUR FACE.

It doesn't?

START ALL OVER ME

unless we're thinking of different definitions of the word "work" in this case.

It's easier to just laugh at things than wallow in it.

My left knee has no synovium left to even get inflamed at this point so it doesn't hurt.
It's just being destroyed by further bone on bone contact.

Was it a partial or total for both?

So you're a gimp.
Nice to know.

well, I don't wallow about my back pain any more. but I certainly don't find it funny. your knee is the same.

How much of it would be titanium? Would that not be heavy?

It's all fine up until computers are making decisions of their own..

we figured out why tsuchi is so angry
HES A DAMN CRIPPLE

tell me a story

So you're the one that goes into touhou threads saying that you are in love with Reisen.

Boo Thai isn't fucking new

God damn why are you so slow

Better a cripple than a dwarf.

I'm not actually sure, she's in her 80s though so total is possible I guess.

Nice, I know someone from high school who was a soccer goalie, he kept dislocating his shoulder and just popping it back in. Word to the wise: don't do that.

Y-You got me x~x

thai?
:)

Aaaaaand, I'm spent.

You share first.

Once upon a time there was a girl who loved her onee-sama very much.
So much that she had to confess her feelings.
Her onee-sama thought she was flat.
But really she was just a boy.

They had lots of sex and babies, the end.

best trap x Soto OTP is Tsuchi x Soto

Th-there was so much starting...

now I'm self conscious

My knee is destroyed but I still can run like 4-5 miles on it at one time and have enough lower body strength to carry over 100 pounds up three flights of stairs when helping someone move.
So no.

I know you don't.
Just saying it as a general thing.

A giant spike that goes into one of the bones and the two strike plates are titanium.
There's a synthetic material between them.

Doubt they'd force an 80 year old through a total.
They wouldn't survive the recovery, I don't imagine.

So when you do squats do yours only count as half, or do you have to double dip at the gym to make the distance the other guys dip?

I hope your knee gets better soon.

I feel like somebody shoved a bunch of stuff into my ear ;;

I'm going to Norway.
Let's fuck like seals.

...

Then probably partial. I'm not a cripple, so I don't have to worry about that sort of thing.

the other guys put him on their back while he does squats and they do push ups to make up for it

I'm actually not. we like to play, rin and I.

bad taste

Do they at least re-rack him?

Not the bear I meant but ok.

i think thats where he is right now
theres probably a place for his charger there so he can be on his laptop all night until he starts lifting again

norway isnot just a tiny box you go into and fugg a person and leave like it is pretty huge

I'll try to bear that in mind for next time.

There can be so much more, too.

I'm confused.

I bet he's adorable up there.
Like a carnival prize.

aaaaaheh. I see what you did there

385,178 km²

welcome to my world.

Smaller than California.

It's a literal hell to get it fixed since it's a total and I have such a high tolerance for pain medication, it's gonna be even more hell since the surgeon has outright said he will not give me anything stronger than Norco once I leave the hospital. The day after surgery I'm expected to be walking on it and doing physical therapy daily for two months.

Neither am I.

sounds like a pretty rough time. you're tough though.

Explain it to me, master.

I don't even know what we're talking about anymore.

i think im having a dejavu rinsu

they probably put him on a little board when the fair comes around and dunk him in the pool

I'm going to commit necrophilia with yoshika !

I haven't known for a while.

I may have taken inspiration from something I watched recently.

Slut.

...

...

I didn't know before you were even born, so there

what if we watched it at the same time and formed a psychic connection
is that possible

You spoiled my heart.

Of course not. I don't correspond with cripples. I don't correspond with midgets either, but I talk to Test. You just have to toe the line.

I am not

n-nani ?

Do you really want to put your dick into a girl that probably has creepy crawlies in their vagina and is a slave to the reverse Santa clause?

I "failed" a mandated psych eval, too. So they assumed I'd be too gung-ho after it and probably end up worse.
That can't prevent me from having it but the surgeon was curious.

now this I find a little amusing.

I don't even know who's older between us.
So I don't even know when you were born.

Sure. I watched it here.

Now say it in dog.

I was born before you. this I am sure of.

though I'm guessing only by about 2-3 years.

I can not

tsk tsk tsk

I think the surgeon's most repeated phrase during all of the visits was calling me a dumbass or stubborn.

I'd love to say I am surprised by this, but I know you, so...

Well then.

I was talking to Subtle about it earlier.
I guess I have to tell him his dog is being disobedient.

fine

it makes me so angry when my ear feels eary like superfrustrating

I will go bed

nana

the thread died

He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me no-- oh... I see how it is...

I'm always right.

goodnight.

nani ?

nani ?

So it did.

Except when you're wrong.

You don't wanna see the full list, I don't know what any of them are like so I just based it on looks

I have some goddamn pride.
I will not use a cane, walker, crutches or even a brace for the time right after surgery.

...

Are large is your penis?

fu~

BadFox always with the dicks.

are you gonna die too

exactly

right.

I believe that's actually what is known as "stupidity" though many do mistake it for pride.

very.

Show me the full list anyway~

Also your dog's being disobedient.
Tell him to speak dog for me.

Done.

No wonder the ship is sinking.

I've been dead all along.

*slap*

nani ?

I don't mind, it's like saying I have shit taste in music because I chose songs based on their album art

Don't give me that shit.
I specifically remember you talking about the same after yours.

Most stories of creation involve a phallus.
So, it's not gay.

not hard enough.

i-i'm sorry I just like teasing you

Not using any of the things specifically created to help people with impaired movement when you have impaired movement is not a matter of pride, it is a matter of being a stubborn contrarian jackass.

I do not recall this. if I could fix my problem with a cane or similar I would in a heartbeat.

Sinking.
Ship.

The ship is just fine..

i miss you

It's just for like a month.
After that, it's healed, especially at my young age.

I thought like right after it happened, you had a thing you were supposed to wear while it was healing.
I just remember trying to tease you about wearing it as it happened and you going off.

The furry artists know not what they do.

That does not change anything that I said. If it doesn't help the healing process to not use those things, just use them instead of embarrassing yourself.

Clearly not.

And I can see where it's taking on water now...

Don't miss that which never mattered to begin with.

you're confusing me with someone else I suppose. I had nothing like that. after the accident I tried several different things for quite a while but nothing worked and I don't have money for surgery so here we are.

It wouldn't do anything like that.
Just probably hurt like hell.
Before leaving the hospital, I'm already supposed to be putting full weight on it.
The things are in case it hurts too much.

For some reason, I thought you were in the hospital in like...early 2013 and having a falling out with you because of poor taste joke on my part in regards to it.

our friendship matters to me

It matters to me as well.

no. we had a falling out for who knows what reason back in like 2012 and then after reconciling late last year or early this year you stopped talking to me again out of the blue until I came back here.

I just assumed you got bored with me, and understood completely.

and my accident was 3 years and about one month ago.

Nah. It was after the accident and it was over text, not email so I've long lost whatever to even look to see what it is.
I even remember once you came back last year readding you and you talking about how you were kind of pissy when we last talked.

...

I don't remember anything happening about the accident, but it's certainly a possibility. I was a bit sensitive about it for some reason.

none of that now. I mentioned it because he thought that I was in the hospital early 2013 when it was, in fact, late 2013 and it's very important to let tsuchi know when he is wrong.

I suppose it's important.

very.

Because during the physical move back, you were texting me during it and I for some reason remember that you kept complaining about the shitty radio stations.
My memory is bizarre with what it remembers and I may just be parsing all of early 2013 together since I was mostly drunk off my ass.

youtube.com/watch?v=zFH6UAne3Ho

lucky. yeah I don't have a very good memory anymore. I forget a lot of things.

I had to lighten the mood.
I hoped you watched the whole thing.

I'm currently watching it.
I'm drinking, so my mood is currently as light as possible.

What?
Nothing here is ill willed.

Why do you call your only child an "accident"?

Kinda fucked up

you really shouldnt
ive been rude af to you

i never meant any of it though

and i feel bad with how sweet youve been

also this.
most civil conversation tsuchi has had in years.

I just wasn't ready. but a quick trip down to mexico fixed everything. it's okay to get abortions there because God clearly isn't paying any attention to that country.

10/10 BC comment.
What drink?

Talking about injuries is almost on par with mental illness.

vodka and lemonade of course.

HMM?

Oh, fuck you.
I am nothing but amicable and nice.

It's not really about that.
It's more about a timeline of events.

Cupcake is probably the biggest alcoholic we have.

You should have gave your child to me...........

...

That's saying a lot.

You think he beats Soto?

I've had people treat me worse while expecting more, honestly.

Maybe I really am too nice.

I don't work tomorrow. my ride is out of town.

that you are, tuschi. that you are.

this was the vibe I got as well.

you would have eaten it.

what?

Oooohhh. Nice, enjoy that

Kind of, yeah.
Though the vast majority of posters severely exaggerate how much and how often they drink.

I won't let you down, guys.

I would have taught it to hate black people

He could beat Soto under the table.
With his massive schlong.

I certainly wish I could drink currently.

You definitely are

but im gonna try very hard not to abuse your trust

Hot.

gonna do my best. if I can hit a little above apathetic I'll be doing quite well.

he would have learned that normally by interacting with them.

clips.twitch.tv/angelsimosu/MistyRatRitzMitz

Do not go full Lexi.

a genuine mistake. you know as well as anyone my typing does not suffer when I drink.

lmao

Oh nothing.
I just had something good happen~

I will be here for support if need be

and what might that be?

That's her usually joke about that typo.

what a glorious time to be alive

Well, thank you.

Where's ORAS's I.V. checker?

Why do you just vanish when I ask you to tell your dog to speak dog for me?

Paper that was due tonight got pushed back till tomorrow after I convinced the teacher.

see, you mess up more than me and you're probably sober.

I don't really want to call anyone a dog

:3

Battle Resort pokecenter, right hand corner

very nice. procrastination is my favorite pastime. I'll get back to doing it again some time.

Never mind, Colbs, found him.

Fair enough.

I am perpetually sleep deprived so probably.

Fuck I was 2slow.
Well, thanks.

excuses are unbecoming.

W-what is that???

it doesn't exist.

why are so many people posting without names. you're stealing my thing.

SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bernsa why did you get so angry on overwatch

Mostly 'cause he would like it and I don't wanna encourage that ^^'

with how garee and yogurt acted I can't help but be endlessly agonized over the question of who had the smaller dick.

because you were terrible boo. it was literally all your fault.

you were mad at the healer

Touche.

Tell him it's okay to humour me, then I'll do it.
Maybe he'll get distracted from you.

Yoghurt and GarEE both posted their dicks in thread a lot.
The dickburger thing.

Holla Forums keeps eating my trip. So whatever that's about.

that wasn't you? you acted like a bitch so much I assumed you had to be heal slutting.

really? I'm genuinely glad I missed this.

just drop it forever. become free like me.

you mean she.

GarEE had a Nezi sized penis.
Yoghurt has a banana penis.

good for yogurt. guess that finally settles the debate of which one of them is the top.

The I Love you trip grew on me.
It would be hard to let it go after all we have been through.

you mean xir.

BUT THEY'RE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even though one wears women's underwear and has a pony tattoo and the other keeps a diary of every dick he's seen.

frozen has a song that is great for this situation. I think it was this one.

youtube.com/watch?v=tsUw1Oc4P54

And one was dating Why.

They're actually a girl.
Jailbait but a biological girl.
Shocking for a poster to actually be female, I know.

oh my gosh, yogurt's dick diary. I remember that.

are you serious about the tattoo? where. which pony. I must know these things.

GarEE got the rainbow pony tattooed on his arm.

uhhhhhhhhhhhh

If you enjoyed that movie I'm going to not like you anymore.

I wasn't really paying attention.

...

I'm just kidding.

I liked it. I am not ashamed of things I like.

Well, to each their own I suppose.

Searching "tattoo" and "garee" using the 8ch search isn't finding the image and I don't have it saved.
Grim usually posts it.

...

Grim, I'm sorry for all the false flags.
Can you post GarEE's tattoo?

I'm sure we can find some way to get along in spite of this.

that was the pony in question though, yes?

Yeah.

grim

how one person can be such a faggot I will never understand.

Tbh, RD is my favourite pony.

It's fine.
I was forced to watch it twice and I don't have fond memories of said movie.

Mostly because she's obviously a lesbian.

she was mine for a while. I was young.

...

She's obviously a lesbian.
And for a giant fucking faggot wanna-be woman that very much suits my interests.

basic and bland

I watched it once by choice. I'd watch it again if I wasn't so busy watching other things I've already seen.

...

Is this because you relate to faggots so much?

Damn.
He beat me to the joke.

that's more or less the point.

I see where you're coming from. my favorite is still this one.

Just watch EoE. It's all the entertainment you need.

Heterosexuality should be the only legal sexuality.
We need to go back to the days of shock therapy.

Nice try.

I'm not sure if that's the one I think it is?
The cutie mark is throwing me off.

I do not know what this is.

as usual, your opinions are spot on.

her name is roseluck.

Lobotomization.

I have no cue who that is.

End of Evangelion.
youtube.com/watch?v=IQrXRBh94IA

They still happen tracer.

Let's get Cuppers into a back alley surgeon and get this issue resolved.

RE5 is my favorite because all the enemies are African and Middle Eastern

she is a background pony. as aeris once so eloquently put it, and I'm sure I'm paraphrasing here, "I see why she's his favorite pony, considering she has no personality or likable traits, like him"

I wonder how many days until Kizu subs are out.

That trailer has a lot of spoilers.

The game would be exactly the same without zombies in it.

You just wonder how many horrible life decisions you have to make to even end up as Aeris.

Not as often.

Trepanning might work.

oh. well I'm sure I'll watch it eventually.

you'd miss me.

good thing I didn't watch it.

a fair amount.

Is this to let the demons out?

I'd miss you as much as I'd miss my appendix.

Now, you're just being silly.

I just realized that The Oracle was a really weird track.

I see.

But you RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well duh, there are no zombies in it, idiot

Among other things.

Lavos' was so much better.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Didn't 5 have a few bosses that were explicitly human?

you're tsundere is showing.

I would never.

that is a good picture.

it really is incredibly sad when a person is so angry and bitter that someone else is more popular in a thread about colorful cartoon ponies.

I mean I can understand how you think that about the people but those dogs were 100% zombies.

Dogs would never act like that.

I am not a tsundere. I am only genuine.

We have that here.
And it's someone whose name rhymes with trim.

When I'm home

That timing.

you know the real zombies? children, because of all the parents who let the tv raise their kids.

take that, society.

Sure you are tsuntsun.

Fucking cup and their fucking amazing avvys

and you would genuinely miss me.

I do not act silly. silly is for you people.

I want to start a petition to change Tsuchi's name to Tsunchi.
Reply to this post to sign it.

Okay.
Thanks, bae.

...

I do have amazing taste.

signed.

I take pride in my ability to never beat around the bush.

Silliness is an endearing feature.

Wesker was the only human boss of that game, the rest were mutated into monsters

Wesker had that whole virus that gave him superpowers thing

PARASITES

I've always liked that about you.

then you should be proud of the fact that you are the silliest one here right now.

Maybe I'm thinking of the shit show that was 6.
I remember some of the villains you fought were stated to be outright human, not whatever the fuck Wesker is.

Well, I'm going in between DNC leaked phone calls and here. So, my attention is not fully divided. So I may say silly things~

excuse me

The only good thing about 6 was the mercenaries, that shit was the most fun I've had in a post-4 RE game

I don't think there were any human bosses, unless you're talking about the like chainsaw guys or the giant tribal fuckers

My main memories of 5 were combining herbs in the atrocious inventory menu.

Yes?

I actually loved that inventory menu. I played a ton of solo Mercenaries, the quick combine to reload your gun is super fun and rewards quick thinking

It's definitely not survival horror anymore but damn its fun

who are you?

I miss those threads.
We should do those again.

Badfox.

you mean your attention is divided. silly.

I had to play 5 as Shiva just because she took up less of the goddamn screen.
Chris took up like 60% of the screen.

got my hopes up for nothing

See! told you.

Yeah fucking black people.

so you did

The only one that post animal ears.
I'm just not feeling tied to a particular character.

Yeah, she's just not as strong as Chris

for what I was talking about with quick reloads. It's soooooooo fun.

Looks like a hotdog between her boobs.

Yes, we.

That looks really cheap.

thread

I resent that.

You were not that big of a part of it

It's just abusing invincibility, been done forever. It actually takes a fair bit of skill to reload that quickly and tactics to know what weapon to use and when on the big guys

You're barely around so it doesn't count.

...

who are you fam???????????

Bern.

Chest boners are wierd.

I didn't know you were a furfriend

Loser

You don't count!

perv like you probably likes them.

I guess bronies are furries.

too many berns for me

as hilarious as this sounds, furries actually get mad if you say this.

Well, I suppose. Since you never contacted me...

I'm hardly a perv.

you are definitely a perv.

This is the most ethnic meal I have made in a long time!

Curry nigger pumpkin curry with spic rice and nigger rum to drink.

Delicious!

haha niggers it's cool to say

...

I don't actively seek sex.
I just like seeing people's penises and plastering them on my closet door.

I was supposed to do that?

sounds perverted to me.

Cumming in Alice's boots and gloves and making her wear them !

...

If you want too.
I hardly ever talk though.

nigger

Lol what the fuck

...

Why don't you make the full conversion to /animu/?

They fit her perfectly !

Is it perverted to look at thread penises?
We're all one happy family. Stuck here...Forever.

a little.

I'm not sure if the conversation would go very far if that is the case.

Again, old and used.

...

you're easy.

...

Probably a good thing. Since it would inventively end with us discussing Hitler.

...

...

...

Sanae is a good girl.

-hug-

Isn't is already sitting down?

In what way?

How can you be so sure?

I'm home but I'm so tired

Who's gonna give daddy a nice footrub

The tension in RE games goes away the instant you kill every enemy on the map and the music stops

It'd be nice if that was hard but for an experienced RE player it's really easy

I would honestly love this.

That is just weird for weirdness' sake

pick one.

You can ask the one known as Smiles.
I got to that point with her.

I would do this in a totally straight non-gay way.

grim you are an interesting person.

she's a fucking slut and a bully

I know
I'd repay you with alcohol

I know
So what was happening in that snap you sent the other day?

any1 wanna play a game

...

And I would repay you with more not-gay love.

I'm gravely offended no matter which way I pick.

I don't talk to her though.

Disgusting.

I'm sorry what

then I have succeeded.

colby drink with me

It takes a while for things to get going with her.
But don't worry about it.

nani

Why not with me? I am drinking rum

Exactly.
She's a good girl.

Nani sore ?

NANI

then we are already drinking and there is no reason to ask you to drink with me.

you have also ignored my steam request. so you are a bully.

this

Don't be a bully.

What if I want to worry about it!?

who's going to stop me?

Now say it in dog.

Daddy noticed me...

I will not

stop that

No I didn't cup. I dunno who you even are

You're SOL because I'm about to run to the streets and enjoy my night.

that's what makes it fun. I have no idea who you are either.

Colbear no

Relax yourself

Cup what

Subtle was telling me he'd tell you it's fine to humour me.

It happened on steam.

Why do you ride my dick so hard Tsuchi/boo

explain yourself.

what?

better. I guess.

Cup I really should put more effort when I pm u

Sorry

...

You linked the wrong person.

Jealous?

uh, okay. don't worry about it.

...

Holy shit it's bc

Rate my lockscreen wallpaper

me?

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I love that they narrated the first bit of RE5 from Chris' perspective and he's just like "What the fuck are plagas?" because he's never seen them

Payback for last night. I am.

Hm?