Childhood flash games

My original comment still stands.

agreed, but flash games can still be fun

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This shit was impossible

Flash thread? Flash thread.

I remember being like 7 and browsing this regular flash games site that had an animated GIF ad which showed breasts for a brief second, i didn't notice it while i was playing but my parents sure did.

Hard to believe SJWs took over the site.

You can be a full blown wizard and still have played flash games in your childhood.

Commandos or commanders something bro

is that true though? I just went on there and saw this

but why?

>impling pedosexuality' wasn't the next step in their master plan

Got any proof?

What was this shit called again? I forgot, but I remember playing that.

youtube.com/watch?v=ipuah_gN3ls
This is actually in Java, but I remember seeing friends play this in Primary school and how amazed we all were. I don;t think PC gaming was big in my area and even if it was, it was the best thing our school PCs could manage

Not sure if it's SJWs, but nothing past mature shows up on the front page anymore. You also need an account to view adult content. It also seems like a lot of the videos and art made are based around pop culture rather than original content.

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Do you think at all before you post?

Flash is the childhood of 2005-2007. That's 10 years ago. So people are ~22 or so.

what?
here is some adult content that doesn't need login right here
newgrounds.com/portal/view/612135
and pop culture was always the case

Not sure about the cartoons. But the games got purged bad. Newgrounds no longer promote edgy shit anymore. Even though they get lots of hits.

Is that markiplyer?

FUCK
well ganguro girl is still up
newgrounds.com/portal/view/66766

god damnit eva date sim is fucking gone
thank god for swf chan

oh wait fuck its still there
newgrounds.com/portal/view/117511

fucking youngfags am I right? you shouldn't be browsing here unless you're >50

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Does being 10 years old not count as your childhood? (21 now lol)

Please, hang yourself.

Wow, aren't you a fucking adult now.

What kind of sick fuck made this?

I guarantee you no one that's underaged even knows what the fuck a flash game is.

kill yourself normalfag

Flash is 99% shit, but there were a few ok things I guess.

I'm 20, I and even I would not ironically use lol. Wipe your computer, destroy it, and commit sudoku.

lol k

Orgasm Girl

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My old wounds.

no a nigger faggot called iDubbbz

You're no better faggot.

remember kitten cannon?
king of buttons 1 2 and 3?
bubble tanks?
Fishy! ?
spongebob's boat-o-cross?
that one game with the dirt bike?
deviant art buddy?

and on the topic of flash, remember old flash videos?
newgrounds.com/portal/view/195918

Well he probably doesn't do that misinterpreting greentext bullshit (unsubtle and annoying emote included) either so he's a better person than you as well.

Except its not. Why don't you go suck his dick as well while you're at it.

He never used the word mature, he never used a stupid emote.

It's the imageboard equivalent of how people back at school would try to repeat what you say in a stupid sounding voice. The only person who actually sounds stupid is themselves.

anyone remember this?

So?
You didn't have to switch IDs trying to back yourself up, user.

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StickDeath.com was the best flash site.

this

holy shit the memories

You first post in this thread was to jump in and defend . You're just as open to the accusation of ID switching as I am.

Did your mom drop you as a child? I called him just as much of a faggot.
Must be hard to be this retarded.

Anyone remember to play that one game where you play as Bill Cosby and lure people in and murder them? I forgot the name.

SONIIIIC THE PERVEEERT!

Did anyone else partake in those interactive "encyclopedias" in their youth? Our class had "CD-ROM" on dinosaurs, it was pretty wild back then. We mostly just played Wacky Wheels or Wings on it though.

to give some context to this image, idubbbz the original nigger faggot went to some concert for a woman I never heard of, who is known for fabricating events or heavy use of hyperbole, since almost all of her vlogs are filled with "i almost died! i could have been killed! almost literally raped!" and shit like that. So the nigger faggot went to her concert with a vip pass, went for a photo and said "saayyy niggerrr", he was promptly kicked out, the woman was aghast, and she went on to make a vlog saying how he clutched her like a maniac and she struggled to get away and she didn't know if she was going to DIE or not.
This all transpired because her kind hearted soul who wouldn't harm a fly went on rants about how she would kick the living shit out of racists who say the word nigger. For added context, the nigger faggot took it personally because the woman constantly used the word nigger in older vlogs.
I'm just amazed shadman took this as inspiration, I guess there isn't anything he wont lolify.
I'm ashamed of myself for knowing any of the context for this.

That counts as defending. You seriously think that ID switching to tell someone they're no better than you isn't plausible?

The only flash games I played when i was in middle/high school were adult flashes on NG. looking back, none of them were very good.

but hey, im such a loser ive jerked it to playshapes, so there.

W-what'd you make with them to jerk off to, user?

If seeing the OP didn't make me feel old the responses to sure did.

Playshapes was a NG content creator for a time.
playshapes.newgrounds.com/

For some reason I assumed you meant these things.
I do know the guy's stuff, just didn't remember his name. I share your shame of fapping to it.

anything on coolmathgames

That's where you're wrong faggot

That site still around?

Heli Attack maybe?

Surprisingly, yes.

I wonder if they have that Lemonade game. Anyway, as a kid I used to sneak and play those Cartoon Network games like the Battle Blitz for Teen Titans.

Course they do
coolmath-games.com/0-lemonade-stand

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I have a treat for you anons.

Classics here

Well, I'll post the closest thing to a flash game I had.

Robo Slug 2?

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stick beast was savage

Tower Defense games anyone?

man, i lost gallons of jizz to ganguro girl. those were the days

Ask and you shall receive.

Is this one of those click and point games but where you pull pranks? I remember playing one about spoiling someone's date, one of the gags is that he tried wipe his dirt off his face but the rag leaves him a hitler's moustache, the whole game was in norwegian thought.

If you're referring to some chinese copycat, well shit I remember playing the korean version in miniclip, which it was the fuckbull version because there was no continues like Metal Slug.

A sick fuck took inspiration from a faggot nigger? No wonder why he made a comic of himself fucking his own mother.

They haven't purged one where you uncloth sonic characters, but be careful with the chain chomp.

A hypocrite.

shit got backed, 'cause the game was tellin' da fuckin truth. Beebo's creator and rainbowanimations worked on it.

Allow me

I knew Shad was a faggot, but I didn't know he was also a SJW faggot

On the subject of stick figures, Xiao Xiao!!!

newgrounds.com/collection/xiaoxiao

Ahh, good ol' Ganguro Girl.

user do you know what a joke is, you've seen how much nazi shit he makes right?

The only flash game I remember is where youre a cheater and have to avoid the teachers cone vision.

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Madness Combat was the fucking jam
Project Nexus 2 is shaping up to look good

CROC

HOPPER

FUCKING

WHEN

Thing Thing was fun.

I had the Castlevania 2 tiger game.

A pubescent teenager.

I played game where you deport mexicans with a huge slingshot.

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I didn't know Bowman was an .sjw .swf game…

Shit, I didn't know that. I visited the page and was immediately assaulted by this. I don't know the point of putting anti piracy measures on flash games. And it's happening more and more as of lately. You don't charge money for them and ads are still visible when you run it on a separate window. Deleting it, I don't need faggotry on my drive.

But that's not a flash game.

Back in the day Flash was just 'bout to be monetized, son. Lucky if you got your hands on a propah decompiler, for you could remove the sitelocking in a jiffy.

Methinks this gots to do with XGen Studios becomin' an indie with that dang-ol' Super Motherload remake, and y'all know what bein' an indie entails in these parts.

grabbed an unfucked copy from swfchan

I remember being like 9 when me and my cousins played this one Flash game where gay naked faggots hid in the trees and bushes and you shot them with a double shotgun. It was the funniest thing we have ever seen back then. It was top down. I think it was called ass hunters.

Altered Ass Hunter on the other hand is great for a fap.

Just because they don't show porn games on the front page where passing children can see them and don't let you type "NIGGGER NIGGER GAS THE KIKES FUCKING 14/88 BITCH HEIL HITLER" literally fucking everywhere doesn't mean the website is owned and run by SJWs.

Did the deluxe version ever actually exist or like, what?

I knew about him drawing his own mother naked for her birthday, but fucking her?

So many hours wasted on jewgrounds and ABS back when it was still good. Fuck the modern internet.

Lol he is pure faggot who draws some nazi shit just to be edgy and to shock people. He is personification of a meme "Holla Forums is just satire"

It's not. Fucking burguers I swear.

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[current year + 2] was a mistake

What the fuck is this woman?
This is what marxism does to modern day females, two-faced shrews like my mother, oh god, an entire generation of American women who look and act like my bitch of a mother.

My only hope is the fact that 2006 seems to be coming back rather slowly with all of the memes and shit that people are starting to embrace. People are starting to wake up to SJW bullshit as well, so they're getting called out more. Things can either bloom and blossom into a wonderful future from here or just deteriorate again. I really hope it's the former.

The former, user.

Anyone know where I can play this?

ed.wikia.com/wiki/Infect_Ed

The old CN site won't let me play it.

I think it's because the fans are still assmad over the recent iOS adaptation.

flash treck: broken mirror did any of you faggots play this?

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I can't be the only one, right?

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to be honest
this is just how they depict edubbbz
meanwhile look at what [mexican screeching]sr pelo did

I think you got roasted son.

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no you aren't
unfortunately

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How many relevant sprite animators are still doing shit, nowadays?

If anybody cares oh who am i kidding there's a good GDC talk on the history of Flash games.

www.gdcvault.com/play/1023967/The-Flash-Games

Shame on you Holla Forums

not so childhood but hey

Hi, Tom.

MY NIGGER

Looks like the newer game Starcom.

I remember watching the shit out of videogame parodies, they were like webcomics but funny. Anyone remember txmafia? I played some sort of office styled pacman, it was pixelated and shit was cash.

They also took this one down

I had the Popeye Tiger game. Well, I borrowed it from some cousin when I visited the city. Growing up poor is not fun. I guess trash games are a permanent stain on humanity regardless of the state of technology.

I wouldn't keep my hopes high, user.

do you remember THIS?

part 3 never ever

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reuploading my "shitty e-celeb webm"

DO I EVER

i was not expecting this nostalgia.

Ok I need some help finding a childhood game Holla Forums
It was a really basic isometric RTS with ants in it. It had waves of enemies, you started off with one base that could produce ants but eventually you could get other crawlies, such as spiders that fired missles for some reason.
The map was somewhat small and it had this weird asthetic to it, where the lower part of it was cut in such a way you could see the dirt.

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It pretty much is Starcom, only it's older by a few years it also had an updated sequel. Both of them were fucking long though, I never managed to beat either Flashtrek game due to the sheer length.

fuck yeah, fucking kill all the normalfags

anyone help pls

Robozou
High Tail Hall

13 years

13 fucking years

and its still in pseudo-"development"

Oh? It's still a thing?

I figured it would've died when the creator went full jew with HTH2 and created gold passes and shit like that.

i'm not even a weeb but if you didn't play this ridiculous fucking game you can't even talk about flash.

also, can't remember the exact name of it, but there was a series of flash games all based around cheating on tests in school, i think it was just called the classroom. anyways, shit goes crazy to the point that people shoot up the schools to avoid taking tests.

also also, xiao xiao.

Riddle school

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Those games were always so shitty, but the concept of a hand held game system made to play a single game is cool.

I wonder what tiger games today would be like if they kept up with whatever the shittiest tech of the era was.

Well in that case, posting some old KND flash games.

I'd post the forbidden flash game, but it's only been around since 2007.

It reminds me of the Zelda flash game by i-Mockery where you have to kill the oldman

That was pretty fucking metal

I love you

Line Rider was a classic favorite of mine while bored in school with a PC nearby.

Well buddy lucky for you there is a new sequel out.
bzpower.com/board/topic/8946-mnolg-the-bohrok-swarms/

HEY SHBLADE

Reposting this shit here.

shiggity shiggity shiggity shiggity swah. I remember that guy advertising the shit out of his romhack.