Am I the only person that gets Nordic vibes from this?

Am I the only person that gets Nordic vibes from this?

Then again it could just be because I'm playing as a ginger viking bitch.

So is the story and writing really as pozzed as the leaks said?

the fuck does this mean?

I get really bored vibes from it. Mindlessly holding triangle to collect resources, an absurdly generous invincibility roll, hit the glowing weak point combat. I'm not impressed in the slightest.

Really why is that dodge so generous? Enemies telegraph their attacks so obviously, you don't need so much safety. Why is crafting so limited at first? Does it get better later on? Resources aren't exactly hard to come by, just let me make more than 20 arrows.

The last bastion of free speech and actual proper gaming ethics now falls.
Goodbye Holla Forums

she was an annoying little shit as a child

her voice acting is worse as an adult. at least many cutscenes can be skipped.

it's very obvious the developers are trying to ape "the Skyrim look" by putting a lot of fur and tattoos on everyone. vikings and dragons are the new pirates and ninjas.

Just how new are you?

Children are annoying little shits. Go watch The Road.


It's pretty much par for the course, though. Good voice acting in video games is a myth.


I don't understand your language, I only speak English.

Just make sure to lurk at lieast a little, k newfag?

How do you kill Zoids with a bow and arrow?


Ninja always have been and always will be superior.

Never mind, just check this 5

good voice acting exists in japan land.

To let the female main character be a strong, independent woman who don't need no skill. Can't have the main girl be weak or fail.


Thank you for reminding me of my favorite /m/ franchise, and that the next video game based on the series is an ASSFAGGOTS for phones.

Bow and Arrow is a lot stronger than video games tend to give it credit for, especially compound bows.


I don't understand moon so I'm not sure if it's good or not.

you can tell it sounds good whether or not you understand it. Quality voice acting is in conveyance and tone. Burch has no range, so what you get is shit.

But that's a fucking robot.

Yeah but a manfaced viking woman speaking Japanese creates a disparity that makes it difficult to say "oh, that's good voice acting"

Maybe if they made Alloy look a little less cro-magnon it wouldn't bother me.

Am I the only one that gets dubs vibes from this thread?


You don't know half of it

Sorry i meant this 7.

she is hideous, but her voice isn't which is an improvement

It's not attractive. It's tolerable at best.

Sig heil

Dub you say?

like I said, an improvement

So close

sage for derivative cinematic ubishit open world stronk wymyn ashley burch voiced shoot the glowy part LoL-stealth P$4 30fps reddit meme garbage.

(checked)

Yet so far away, this game even sucks for dubs.

Did you know the main character is trans mtf?

Now you know.

Now you can't unknow.

If not 33 OP is a massive faggot.

damn those cave people inbreds really got 'em while they were young this time around

Is she actually a cyborg or some shit? Why is she so goddamned powerful despite being small and skinny? How could she carry and fire a Browning M2?

Well, you're certainly not getting quality vibes from it.

is this 2 a quality one?

The graphics for the environment look very gorgeous, some of the best I've ever seen, but the rest is really meh.

Looks worse than witcher 2.

nah, it's clear this is one of the best looking games out to date. It may not be very good but it is very pretty.

I don't think so.

How does this test for autism it's just don't cross a line, it isn't hard.

Its just a /pone/ maymay, just ignore it

fucking piece of cake

Fuck off shill.

Why are you even playing it, you stupid piece of shit? You can tell shit games without having to fucking play them, so try to be smart next time.

you can't, actually.

lets post some good games at least

Is that why she was exiled?

is it not hard? solve it.

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lets get this going boys

rollan

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its cuz shes got no mommy

roll

why is no one saging? what has this board become? do they actually support that shit? death is a sweet relief.

here we go again

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Speaking of exile, do these people not believe in the death penalty?

They're savages but the worst punishment they can come up with is "you can't be here any more, go away"

Dude literally got away with murder because his punishment was "you have to live on the outskirts of town for a bit"

You can, very easily and with no margin for error.

i actually wasn't able to solve this do i have autism? or was i not trying enough?

don't you have to take a battery of at least a couple dozen tests to confirm autism

Welp. Time to go get that sweet social security money.
Thanks, user.

i am quite convinced that you do have autism and from the looks of it it might be terminal

you are doing it wrong, dont cross trough the houses

rollan

fug

doesn't say you can't

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Done.

if dubs, I'll consider suicide and follow through on it this time.

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Oh boy.

youre full of shit and dont understand how power distribution works

Oh shit, it's that failure Josh, didn't Jim feed you to the pigs a long time ago?

where the fuck did you people come from? i want reddit to leave

WAIT. I GOT IT!!!
I fucking did it.

YOU FUCKING WHORE

You want Holla Forums to leave Holla Forums? Okie dokey

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You have to go back, shill.

Took me a while but i got it

No you didn't, you went through the symbols that are surrounded by lines.

the word you're looking for is newfag.

99 get

horizon got 8.8? now that's fucking funny considering the 8.8 fiasco for twllight princess all those years ago

The guy is a clueless marketer, plain and simple. At least newfags have some degree of innocence.

But where is the bestiality/robot on redhead porn? If you don't post any, I'm- I'm gonna kill myself!

rollin to derail

why is it so hard for you guys to just discuss video games themselves instead of the politics surrounding them?

It's metascore is 88, it's userscore has slipped to 8.0.

Didn't even read the thread or check ids.
The guy is a faggot for sure though so I was at least half right.

if you ant to be a faggot about it…

Holy fuck you're right. I have small hands though.

Get out newfag

Games should be rated on a scale from 1 to 7

1 - Painful to play
3 - Tolerable, but not fun
5 - Enjoyable, but not spectacular
7 - Pretty fuckin' great

Arlo, pls go.
I fucking love arlo actually

the muppet thing can be a bit cringey occasionally, but most of the time it's alright.

Alternatively if deleting stuff is an illegal move…

What the fuck.
We /mech/ now?

go back to cuckchan

OH LOOK ANOTHER HORIZONS THREAD

WHAT A COINCIDENCE

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What's the story behind this pic?

Yes, a game comes out and people talk about it, what a shill tactic. How dare people think talking about new video game release on a video game discussion board is allowed.

Game is for fags because it's shit.


Gay Ferrari wants to go to flavourtown but is on the other side of a window. i cry evrytim.

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check em

I've never seen a game getting as many single threads, every day, as Horizons does. Weird, wouldn't you say?

Either way, even if it's not shilling it's certainly clueless faggots who can't use the catalog and/or think pointing out how shit the game is makes them edgy and totally fit in with Holla Forums. Neither is true, so I don't want threads about this piece of shit.

Thats because its the only part they used in marketing
The game has niggers galore and even the supposedly viking tribe has nothing to do with it.

I'd say visit Holla Forums more fucking often, every major budget release gets this much shit and there's always some fag out there saying "OH ANOTHER THREAD SHILL SHILL SHILL HOW DARE PEOPLE TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES" like a giant faggot. Happen with Battlefield 1, happened with Fallout 4, happens with everything. People want to talk about video games, good or bad, get the fuck over it.

BF1 and FO4 were eventually relegated to containment threads and discussion of both, too, should have been banned in the first place.

is it weerd that i actually cant stop jerkng off to this image in the OP? Like srsly, thi s is me 3 weeks ago when i wa s healthy but then someone sent me the image in the OP and now i cannot (literally cannot) stop jerking to it. bravo to you!

well my dear sir, it appears that you are quite uneducated in the ways of the secret clubs here, heh. better luck next time.

rawlin

No there is no real regulation save for the biggest of the big games (which this certainly isn't), desire to stop talking about them fades as people make their minds up and move on. It eventually gets little more than one thread. It's natural, and it's how every major game that releases is treated on this board. Don't like it, fuck off for a week or two until conversation dies down.

You don't like it, fuck off for a lifetime or two.

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This place isn't a secret club, anyone can come here with a quick google search if they bothered to.

Nope. I'll shit up every thread talks about AAA garbage instead. Games like BF1, FO4, Horizons, ME4 and so forth only serve to attract idiots and drag Holla Forums down, regardless of people "mocking" the game or not.

Surely the dead baby would be liquid.

Not like it would do me any good to be going out there when the main quest is still inside this shitty village, but COME ON.

But dont they shove dead/aborted babies into the incinerators in Britain?

Filter all namefags immediately, don't interact with them.


I'm fairly certain they turn them into faggots.

Does this mean I have autism

It's time

The last house doesn't have fire, you fucking retard.

Im guessing the test is to give up and realize that wasting this much time trying to solve it is the real meme

If it's taken you this long to figure that out then that's a good indicator you're not autistic, just incredibly thick and slow.

I want an autistic gf.

I just got here

WHO'S THE REAL AUTIST HERE, user? WHO'S THE REAL AUTIST?

Let's Roll

I'm not complaining

rollan

rüjün

rll

Damn that looks pretty nice actually

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