>The second puzzle, inspired by terminally awkward Halliday’s one and only...

Connor Powell
Connor Powell

The second puzzle, inspired by terminally awkward Halliday’s one and only date with a woman, takes place entirely within Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining, and they do it all. Spielberg creates a kind of space-time defying amalgamation of the Overlook Hotel and all its spooky environs, mashing it all up into a kind of Shining dark ride — we meet the twins, get swept up in a torrent of blood, find ourselves in Room 237 with the Bathtub Lady — everything but the blow-job bear, because this movie is rated PG-13. It’s an homage that keeps going and going, both impressive in its veracity and jaw-dropping in its emptiness. It’s the peak and nadir of “Remember this?” cinema all at once, and where you land on it is probably a good indicator of how you’ll feel about the movie as a whole.

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Matthew Lopez
Matthew Lopez

Did South Park ever follow through on the 'Member Berries thing?
Only part of that season where it felt like they still had a finger on the pulse.

Elijah Allen
Elijah Allen

Americans journalists have a pretentious style of writing.

Isaiah Sullivan
Isaiah Sullivan

Nice fucking archive link that takes two minutes to load OP. Also "jaw-dropping in its emptiness", how can somebody be so open about this emotionally void husk of a flick and yet still praise it?

Dylan Hill
Dylan Hill

two minutes to load OP
lmaoing @ ur internet

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Landon Roberts
Landon Roberts

because they're kikes or golems

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

That was the single most forced inorganic meme since the frog unicycle.

Austin Sullivan
Austin Sullivan

Thought you could fucking insult my dial-up tier internet you little slut? Dead wrong. Now you've done it. Now you've really gone and done it. And you've only got yourself to blame.

*teleports behind you like a straight savage*
*snatches your edges*
d-d-dabbing on the haters!!!

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Jack Sullivan
Jack Sullivan

DUDE 80S LMAO
the movie

you have lived to see steven spielberg go down in flames
just like lucas

Parker Hall
Parker Hall

Both are kinomakers

Isaiah Taylor
Isaiah Taylor

I would probably have a brain aneurism is I watch this shit

Charles Richardson
Charles Richardson

literally 95% of shit released in the last 2 years causes this effect for me

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Easton Jenkins
Easton Jenkins

I sense Kubrick would not be pleased about this.

Ryan Williams
Ryan Williams

If you haven't already you should read the author of the book slam poetry. It's so bad I hope he dies in a car accident.

David Long
David Long

INB4 90'S THE MOVE
INB4 2000'S THE MOVIE
INB4 2010'S THE MOVE
INB4 MOVIE THE MOVIE

you know this is going to happen whether you like it or not

Juan Peterson
Juan Peterson

Why are you afraid of watching the kike version of the alt-right's rise and Trump

Elijah Ortiz
Elijah Ortiz

Here it is.

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Hunter Johnson
Hunter Johnson

alt right

Daniel Gomez
Daniel Gomez

All these pop culture references and I bet there's not even one single homage to the greatest icon of the silver screen.

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William Bennett
William Bennett

alt-right is a label invented by hillary clinton
pls to not use it

It's not my fault if you let your enemies write the narrative for you.
every
fucking
time
Posted on a kike's forum that you can't find an alternative to. (too busy larping)

Gavin Moore
Gavin Moore

The second puzzle in the book was based off of some old text-based adventure game (you know, the kind where you type commands like "look", "take" "go north", which even though it's stupid, at least it's not this, comparing a date with a woman to blood gushing out an elevator. Normally her blood comes out the ground floor every month, not the 2nd.

Jackson Gonzalez
Jackson Gonzalez

I agree that porn is trash, but
wanting to spoil good women by having them star in porn

Andrew Cox
Andrew Cox

Jenny's made a video to tell us RPO is shit.

Xavier Bailey
Xavier Bailey

the only people who think that meme is amusing in any fashion are people born in 1997 or later

Carson Martin
Carson Martin

american

Evan Russell
Evan Russell

If I remove your butt plug will you die??

Jeremiah Evans
Jeremiah Evans

ripping off the shining

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William Brown
William Brown

RPO is shit
No shit.

William Gray
William Gray

Jenny
No

Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson

372 PAGES WE'RE NEVER GETTING BACK

Isaiah Cox
Isaiah Cox

not understanding kikes after all this time

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Jace Roberts
Jace Roberts

I want to drag my balls across her forehead.

Parker Ortiz
Parker Ortiz

Good news, Kubrick will haunt Spielburg until that kike is dead. Bad news, this piece of shit still exists.

James Edwards
James Edwards

Actuslly says the porn he doesn't like is for alpha-males
Since he admits to being a beta, I think cuck porn is right up his alley. Also
Trying to make fucking bookish girls into some kind of beta-submissive thing
Fuck this faggot.

Hudson Thomas
Hudson Thomas

It's not like you can rip off Barry Lyndon and normies will notice sure but why, why is this necessary.

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Jaxon Hill
Jaxon Hill

Loud noises and flashing lights
Many will look into the Shining and find Kubrick. Some will then find Barry and a lush green world of mystery and humanity that will be only available on AmAzApploWei for the reasonable price of only 3.99 Zarblucoins/fiscal quarter.

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