Why is the voice acting in this game such utter fucking dogshit?

Why is the voice acting in this game such utter fucking dogshit?
Everyone constantly talks in this weird half-shout, like their mics were all partially blown-out when they got them and they needed to keep their voices raised to record clearly.
Everyone also has a completely flat, toneless delivery, most of the characters (particularly the Rito and the male Zora Link piggybacks on for the lake boss) have this tendency to retardedly overenunciate their words in a way that is just indescribably cringey, and like half of them have a painfully fake and half-assed Affected Faux-British Accent™.
Zelda is the worst in that last regard; she sounds like some chav's fifty-year-old grandmother who got slipped some smack and is trying to mumble around a dick in her mouth. Samus Aran from goddamned Metroid: Other M was more emotive and easier on the ears than her, though even she isn't the worst of the crop in this game (I cannot stress enough how much I want to hunt down the VAs for the Rito and that one male Zora and force them to gargle razor blades.)
Who okayed this abomination? What imbecile thought anyone wanted voice acting in a motherfucking Zelda title to begin with? What was the point?
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It's not, one the whole. Western English voice acting is shit, but all the other languages are okay. Shame you can't have Japanese dub with English sub.

It is some of the worst voice acting I've heard. I can't fucking believe there isn't an option to turn if the fuck off at the very least. It's a goddamn good thing I didn't spend a penny on it.

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The VAs are probably Treehouse staff or friends of Treehouse staff.

I have a feeling it was recorded in like a week at the last second. The problem is that the vast majority of Zelda fans will either defend it because they're of the tumblrcucked variety or won't care because you can turn it off and that somehow makes it not bad.

>What imbecile thought anyone wanted voice acting
Today's very vocal Zelda "fans" demanded it over and over and over and over and over at neogaf, zeldainformer and everywhere else you might thought.
Why?
Because they're not Zelda fans. They're young people who grew up playing shit voice acting game, and when they got hold of a "modern" Zelda game and played it, such as SS, OoT3D, MM3D, WWHD, TPHD, they thought: "Oh! How can this game not have voice acting! I want it! I want it!"
If you tried to reason with them, they would call you a troll, a hater, or any other perjury normalfags say when people disagree with them.

I've seen it, I've lived it. If this trend continues, Developers will attend to "fans" demands, will make shit games, and those same "fans" will hate it.
It's the eternal spiral of "But isn't this what you wanted?? Why you don't like it??" that various developers, not only Zelda's, keep saying that happens.
The reason for that is: those fans are fucking children, mentally or physically, who have utter shit taste and don't even know what they want.

Twink Link is such a slut.

Do these look like the eyes of a slut, user?

Why didn't they just have the voice actors speak some nonsense language like in Ico?

They literally are drawing girls instead of Link. Look at that waist, it's A-grade Woman's waist.
And look at that not-shy-at-all boob

Yes. Twink Link obviously takes it up the asspussy.

I don't have any of the answers, but Zelda had a tradition of onomatopoeic sounds in the 3D games.

I thought that too. It would be the best way to appease everyone, to have them speak Hylian. Nintendo would only have to pay one set of voice actors and they would only have to change the subtitles for different localities, which they'd have to do anyway

He has a girls figure, girls eyes, girls penis, and girls outfit.

Voice acting was always going to be a mistake in a Zelda game. Normals don't like reading subtitles though so it was inevitable, Link will be voiced in the next zelda game by Troy Baker.

Actually, the only times Link looks girly is when people drawn him. Not even wearing the Gerudo garbs in BotW he appeared girly, as his body is square and the pants are not feminine.

what about his balls?

user that is kinda gay

People have been complaining that Zelda didn't have voice acting since games generally started having voice acting. At the very latest they've been complaining about it since Twilight Princess. Probably as early as Ocarina or Majora's Mask.

I know I'm going to get hate for this, but I liked Troy Baker as Ocelot. I would buy that game if he did it in his Ocelot voice.

You're not fooling anyone, Link.


I think you mean his benis breasts.

Those artists really wasted no time making material with link in the gorudo outfit did they?

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ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER
ONE OF THESE THINGS DOESN'T BELONG

Sometimes i wish i was born in a different country just so i wouldnt have to deal with these shit english dubs.

irl voice acting triggers me so hard but for really autistic reasons so it's hard to justify to other people. every game should just have made up klonoa language

this will probably happen at some point on cemu
hopefully the frame rate will be really good and that'll shape up to be the definitive version

Then just move to a different country

LOL

I dont know any other languages, faggot.

Don't give them any ideas.

Then you know what you need to do

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Kill myself. Got it.

Wow. The voice acting in this really is garbage. OP did not exaggerate.

You're right, take the clothes off.

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Girls can have figures user, tumblr just makes it look like they can't.

She looks great for a 50 year old

It really is a lot worse than it should be.. If this were some dinky little project by some new studio, then whatever.. But this is Nintendo. One of the biggest in the world. They've been working on this for years. There's NO FUCKING REASON WHATSOEVER for them to be trotting out the amateur hour voice actors. Doubly so, that they would make it impossible to play the game with the Nip voice cast.

Hearing characters say the same thing over and over and over and over gets grating real fast. Excess voice acting is a cancer that continues to spread in the industry.


What a waste of perfectly good quads.

Has there been a japanese game that had good english voice actors?

Dark Souls

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Trips confirm.

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It's gay, user.
I'm not sure what else to tell you.

NoA must have hired their idiot friends as "professional" voice actors and spent a lot of money doing it. Wonder if NoJ will notice or will just not care, like usual.

That what they usually do with the exception of Mario.

What color is "Gray"

The wrong color, nigger.

Fuck. I've only played for a few hours and I already feel like I've seen all the game has to offer. This really is just a generic open world game where you climb towers to fill in your map, do shitty side quests that require you to gather 3 mushrooms, and repeat.

On the other hand, much like Mario, Zelda is a major Nintendo property so they might actually start caring now that voice acting is a part of the series.

Gray is the color of bland, like your shit taste in porn/lewd images.

Wait, speaking of which, who even were the VA's for this game, since that's one of the so-called biggest changes to this game?

please show me your superior taste

It's more about the fact Charles Martinet voices every male character in that series than anything else.

They had Sunshine which had full voice acting. Million times better than this. People still hated it. Fortunately Nintendo had the good sense (or bad sense depending on your point of view) to get rid of voice acting for the Galaxy games and beyond.

Of all the things wrong with Skyrim, none annoyed me so much as hearing the same 5 fucking voice actors - VERY BAD voice actors at that - across the entire game.

What the hell, we will never get past Nip games getting shitty translations. Then again, original voice acting is superior, exceptions prove the rule

i know i was giving myself cancer resubbing but holy shit it's terminal

completely kills the zelda mood entirely what a load of garbage this is pathetic. I miss just having conversations with some ok music playing over it. Imagine how gay the owl would be from OOT with this type of acting. Fans of this shit are just like link. They will defend this shit to the death and never get any pussy out of it.

I loled

This shitty website seems to list the voice actors
behindthevoiceactors.com/video-games/The-Legend-of-Zelda-Breath-of-the-Wild/voice-cast/>>12060133
A few seem to never have done anything and some others seem to be doing shitty dub for anime as well.

*behindthevoiceactors.com/video-games/The-Legend-of-Zelda-Breath-of-the-Wild/voice-cast/
And fucked the link Pun not intended

Just link to a archived page, Holla Forums won't let you link anything else.

Archive isn't loading for me, so I just broke the link with spoilers

No, you misunderstood my statement. If they do a full voice acting in a mario game, the only people they have to hire is two people. Charles Martinet for all male voices sans toads and Jen Taylor who does every female voice and the toads, three people if you want rosalina, Laura Smith.

Yup. Friends of Treehouse
This one though. I'd let her audition for my movie, if you catch my meaning

There's also the guy who does Bowser and the guy/girl who does Bowser Jr. The Sunshine cast had five people

Once I met a girl who looked alot like that
I told her I wanted to cum on her glasses
never talked to me again

What a terrible final boss, goddamn

You'd fuck her on the casting couch in exchange for a major role?

Ummmmm
I'm not defending this trash game, but most zelda bosses are nigger tier

Has meme magic gone too far?

No, I mean I would genuinely let her audition for my movie. We're supposed to shoot in three weeks and we haven't even cast the lead yet.

You should let them all audition for your movie then and fuck her on the casting couch in exchange for a major role

let me guess
you are making a nigger tier garbage movie about some gay shit that's already been done before and is essentially just a rip off of some shitty B-list comedy/drama
JK it's just the inner Holla Forums in me fucking with you

No that's fair, a lot are like that

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I call it 'Star Trek Discovery'

Well that settles it. I'm not buying this.

I am watching a 4kids show now?

Star Trek Discovery
Also known by the acronym STD. Yea you heard it right folks the acronym is STD and it has a gay character. Just when you thought star trek couldn't get more pozzed.

4Kids were originally Nintendo's licensing arm. It's unsurprising that they'd hire from that particular pool.

Doesn't mean they should have made the experience even worse by having some middle-aged hooker holler out instructions on when and how to perform the obvious actions every few seconds when she comes up for air off the director's penis.

doesn't sound much worse than other english dubs i've heard. I really don't like Zelda's voice in particular however. Which is a buzzkill because of how cute her new design is.

has the menes gone too far?

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What a bitch.

she was very SJW type in personality also. She always got offended whenever I made rape jokes, For example I said "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" "Wtf user" "Idk it's just something I say to people before I rape them" *everyone in the room started laughing but her* I lifted that line from batman btw. I even used some old adage I got from some alt right guy I said "Hey you ever notice that I can say fuck god and fuck jesus christ, but the moment I say Nigger or Kike everyone loses their minds. Now who do you really worship" This one really got her goat.

What kind of offended was she? The 'I violently hate you and will destroy you and everything you hold dear for your off-colour jokes' offended or the 'I'm going to make a big display of being offended but really I want to fuck you' offended?

IDK maybe a mixture of the 2. It was mostly awkward silence after a while then eventually she just stopped talking to me all together. I really wanted to fuck her, but then again I want to fuck all my female friends so it wasn't that big of a loss. I bet she still talks shit about me and hates me, but wants to secretly fuck me.

The subject of this thread just couldn't be more of a non-problem for me.

You can most see the problems the voice acting has with two characters: king of hyrule and the deku tree.

Both sound like completely ordinary 20 year olds trying to do old man voices.

now that I think about it I'm probably going to something really funny
I'm probably going to drive up to her house one day and just ask her "Hey whats up, How have you been, Wanna Fuck?" in that order and wait until she slams the door on my face. Then I'll keep moving over from window to window and hold up a piece of paper with the words "I LOVE YOU" on it and make penis in vagina gestures with my hands and keep doing all of this until she threatens to call the cops on me.

What you should do is put your foot in the door. She'll keep slamming it but eventually she'll stop and realise that, yes, she does want to fuck.

Yea and I could bring a gun and convince her to fuck me. "You know it would be a shame if that car over there was covered in bullet holes" "It would be a real shame if this gun were to go off and accidentally kill your dog"

You'll never get anywhere with that kind of thinking.

Bring two guns.

Ranges from acceptable to absolute shit. Zelda, unfortunately, is in the latter category. Nintendo could have and should have done better. At least Burch isn't polluting yet another game

yea I'll go all john wick on her. Start tossing that bitch around in a hall of mirrors and shit and then kill her white knight guy friends with well executed CQC and mozambique drills. Then she will have no choice but to fuck.

Nigger no they weren't. All 4cucks did was license some of the shitty Nintendo anime like Fzero and Kirby which they butchered to air on TV. And now 4kids is pretty much dead. This is entirely NoA/Treehouse's fault.

I would rather have shit voice acting rather than burch any day.

Oh and of course there's Pokemon, but that's a whole other situation as the Pokemon branch of Nintendo has taken full control over the localization of the Pokemon anime, still using some of the New York based staff 4kids had.

Why wouldn't you want burch though? he's an epic lolcow and more dank OC from burch is always golden.

Yes they were. Read a book nigger. They signed a licensing deal with NOA in 1987 to market their software. This is how they got their hands on Pokemon to begin with.
This is a bad thing why?

He meant the sister

Can i just play the vidya i care about in peace. Let burch shit up some games noone cares about.

I doubt she'd refuse even if given a choice

This game is too big. It's full of too many crazy monsters. I saw a prancing enemy that looks like it would have one shotted me if I went anywhere near it. My feet hurt. I probably should have headed towards Kakariko Village like the game told me to.

Alright so apparently they did have that 1987 deal. That's not the same thing as "a licensing arm". Nintendo dictated what games were released overseas and who translated them. All they did was

All the translation was done usually by NOA, Treehouse or some other i house Nintendo entity.

I never implied it was good or bad, just who the blame lies with for BotW's shit VO.

I can do a better dub by picking people of the street.

I wonder what kind of fuck I want to give her though. Will it be a hatefuck? A bloody rape fuck? Or do I want to impregnate her then watch over her like a hawk and force her to have my illegitimate child.

Having the burches shit up zelda would be epic gold standard material though. The amount of memes that would come out of it might break Holla Forums

I haven't even gotten the game or the switch, but everything I've heard so far sounds like shit. Hell I'm not even mad anymore about nintendo lying to me about how this game was going to sell WiiU units anymore. Fuck em I'm totally done with shittendo unless they start pandering to smash Melee autists like myself.

I thought you guys liked big games. What's the problem?

burch already fucked persona 4 dancing

I'm a fan of OOT and Majora's mask. What you are describing doesn't really sound like a zelda game to me. Hell it might be fun, but it doesn't sound like my cup of tea.

Yes it is. It's exactly the same.

It's different. Basically it's been


That sound boring, but the sense of scale in this game is insane. It may not be traditional zelda, but it's definitely interesting.

No it isn't. How about you read a book and post your source you fucking nigger.

Pregnancy fuck would be best. I don't understand the concept of a 'hatefuck' and a bloody rape fuck sounds….messy

How is the fighting? How does it feel? I really liked the movement mechanics in OOT and Majoras Mask especially when you start fighting some of the harder enemies like the Iron Knuckles, Stalphos, and Some of the bosses in Majoras mask were pretty badass. I really liked the way link felt in OOT though he felt pretty hefty especially when you became an adult and the sword clanging was kino.

yea pregnancy fuck sounds like the best possible option. I'm just going to have to be more hawkish than a 4chan hotpocket to make sure she doesn't kill my kid or drink/smoke weed and make my super aryan baby a super retard.

Your best bet would be to have her declared an unfit mother. That also gets around the problem of her just taking your baby and raising it to hate you whilst preventing you from ever seeing it.

It feels like shit to the point where I purposely try to pick off enemies from as far as I can with arrows. This seems like what the game makers were going for though. Every fight is like 5 on 1. There's no roll move, & micro managing weapons is a pain in the ass. It just feels "off". I don't know if it's due to there being no way to remap the buttons or what, but focusing on one enemy never feels right because you're always getting flanked when trying to attack a single moblin. There's a counter attack rush you're suppose to be able to go if you dodge at the last moment (time slows down) but I've never done it so maybe it's an unlockable move. There's a parry with your shield too, but I've never bothered with that. Maybe the controls just take a lot to get use to, but it's definitely unintuitive so far. Just hack the game onto your Wii U & see for yourself.

I'm considering just pirating it on my WiiU, then pick up a Switch in a few years. I have my doubts it will be a successful console, especially after the shitshow of the WiiU.

But I can easily afford a Switch, and I got a craving for that Nintendy dick though.

It no longer feels like Punch Out if that's what you're getting at. You can change weapons in the game too, so you always have a rotating inventory is progressively stronger things weapons. I beat a skeleton to death with his own arm once which was funny. Oh! There's also an instant kill move if you can sneak up on larger enemies.

Waiting that source.

now that I think about it I don't remember ever being in a 5vs1 scenario in OOT ever. That could be more of the problem.

But during the pregnancy maybe I can just keep her bound up in basement, force her to watch movies and listen to music with me(of course it's going to just be triumph of the will, greatest story never told, and wagner just for the sake of the baby) and feed her through a tube when she refuses to eat. Then after the aryan super baby pops out we can declare her an unfit mother then send her off to a mental hospital(god knows that after I get through with her in that basement her mental health would deteriorate so bad that no court would listen to her insane babbling about some nazi locking her up in a rape dungeon)

I found it very imbalanced to get bombs very early that are limitless, deal large damage in a large aoe, and knock down enemies.

Hey, maybe we can turn them into youtube poops!

It's set up that was as part of the gameplay. You can see a group of enemies around a campfire & you're suppose to get to higher ground, then let a bomb roll down a hill until it hits their campfire & explodes. I've done the same thing with a giant boulder, & one time destroyed 8 or so moblins at night by blowing up their obligatory explosive barrel from far away with a fire arrow. Every other time there's that many enemies I usually run away.

yea it sounds more like you have to use alot of cunning strategy and play with your toys more often. Most of the fights in OOT are either quickly resolved with classic sword shield, or you just kill the little climber enemies with one bow shot.
I was wondering though you said "no roll feature" but when you lock on to an enemy can you still do the side dashing and the flips and shit.

also are there "gauntlets of strength" and can you actually hurl boulders at enemies? I remember getting the gauntlets in OOT and basically they just exist to move around blocks and find hidden holes underneath boulders.

Get her declared unfit during the pregnancy. That way you've got doctors who will watch her like a hawk for you, leaving you free to do whatever you want until the baby comes. After which the baby is yours and bitch can't say shit

Zeldas are pretty much shit so why do they have such autistic following?

brilliant really makes you think. now I'm honestly considering this as a real breeding strategy. Knock up insane sjw girls after a long night of binge drinking and then play this game until eventually I have an entire army of babies.

None that I've found, but there's a time stop ability you can use to freeze objects for 10 seconds. You can then beat the shit out of said object & all it's inertial explodes when the timer runs out. You can use that to launch giant boulders at enemies.

that actually sounds cool. But I asked you before when you lock on can you do any side dodges or backflips or anything or do you just strafe around.

I don't remember in OOT, but it was part of windwaker. I actually liked those fights, even if the mechanics were honestly shit.

There's side steps & backflips. They feel worthless when you're being attacked by more than a single enemy though. Enemies also have shields, so you can't just attack forever. If you do that odds are your weapon might break. I lit a bokoblin's shield on fire, so there's ways around it. You can break their guard if you hit hard enough.

2handers should knock shields out of their hands in one hit, though they will just pick them back up if you don't do something about it.

The whole game is just a Light of Courage spin off.

Anybody know how the German version's voice acting is?

It's actually not too bad. At least there's no region lock, so I can just get it in Krautish and not have to deal with shitty faux-British accents.

Because pretty much the entire western games industry is pozzed-up with progressive cronyism. People get hired based on skin color, genitals, sexuality, or by having the most cucked personal politics. The games industry has a sickness & that sickness is progressives. Anyone of merit will be removed & replaced with meritless hires through meritless hiring practices.

Here's a simple equation to explain it succinctly:
progressive pozz = no meritocracy = no merit

If you think the voice acting in ZBotW is bad, look at Horizon Dawn. It's even more pozzed thus has even less merit behind it.

The pozz in Treehouse was made abundantly clear not just from the meritless localizations, but the hiring of meritless progressive cucks. It was discovered they had hired a husband/wife & the jewess wife was a prostitute who fucked other men with the husband's full knowledge, she made the husband dress like a woman & had the husband fuck men too even though he wasn't gay & felt natural male feelings of sickness when his wife cheated on him, so much so she had him reading books to become a better cuck. The husband actually had his life together before marrying the jewess. He was going to be a pastor or something like that. If you're unaware, I'm talking about Jake & Alison Rapp. Again, the industry is sick.

Like most AAA games. Sometimes good like on TV, sometimes static like in elder scrolls, depending on voice actor and situation.

SAG-E is a made-up term by people who aren't part of the Screen Actors Guild to say they're not a part of SAG but are Eligible to join.

While it's easy to make the conclusion that we should unconditionally hate and demand for the outlawing of English voice acting, keep in mind the bad voice actors are getting older, the unionized VAs are getting harder to afford and are becoming more restrictive with their demands to anyone wanting to hire them, and there is no shortage of microphones, other basic equipment, and people willing to speak into a microphone. The only thing is that localization companies and SJW companies will never give potential quality a chance, due to the reasons in

Last I checked that one lady on the Treehouse stream about BOTW stopped appearing because of her boobs being too big or because people made jokes about them. If you think that's bad, Hollywood has an agenda against any woman with curvy features who isn't black, so the most you'll find who doesn't look like a lumpy twig is Christina Hendricks, though it's probably only because she's a redhead that she's allowed near any acting roles. It's not merit and white people that industries are trying to keep out, it's also attractive people as well.

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Did they actually say that was why?

You can abuse this via mind control or enslave on a mob with a soundfile for entering combat and a macro to make them attack/follow rapidly

I really miss good yililauta days.

Most logical explanation for it. NoA wants to present itself as a family-friendly company, and that means no boobs, even if they're just covered and coincidentally attached to some random lady. Remember that while we can argue about ass vs tits, or flat chests vs full chests, there is a group of people trying to stigmatize breasts altogether, even flat chests. You're an overly horny 14 year old if you like anything bigger than B, a pedo if you like anything smaller than B, but if you like only B cups, then you're a fedorian beta orbiter who allegedly likes women for their "personalities".

God dammit, that is not what Epona looks like. Her shirt had one job.

Is nothing sacred?
I would destroy her

The quality of the voice acting is also inconsistent. That makes it even worse. Makes little difference to me though. I haven't played a Zelda game since Twilight Princess. I got bored of them.

I figured it would be bad, but not this bad.

How the fuck do these people decide at the end of the day that this is good enough to release? How are they content with putting this embarrassing shit out?

It probably helps that they think their audience is children and braindead fanboys.

They know.

So how have all the pedophiles not ruined these threads with rule 34 of the 100 year old 6 six year old sheikah lab girl yet? The game been out a full day. What the hell's going on internet? You sick or something? She has on an elementary school kids backpack for fuck sacks.

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Because twink Link

Fuck the voice acting, this is what pisses me off. Whoever came up with this idea of Ganon being the incarnation of some god who was never mentioned before but somehow was there to fight the Goddesses, they need to end up in a ditch. Btw, that boss looks as retarded as it sounds.

i kinda have to side with yer friend, I'm a sucker for impulse buying on my own justifications.

While i didn't just go out and buy a switch i really wanted to.

I pirated botw tho.

Why are nintendo kiddies so gay? Is there a correlation between nintendo and homosexuality?

I fully expect theboogie to get on that VERY soon.

On another note, just how much of this shit is locked on disk that requires a happy meal toy or a season pass to unlock?

same reason why kids with the suoper nintendo always had divorced parents and sega genesis kids had happy homes.

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Reminder that IGN docked points off Skyward Sword for "still not having voice acting" of all fucking things.

to be honest the voices sound like a mediocre dub of some lesser anime. Thankfully they only speak in occasional story cutscenes and every other character is relegated to the classic grunts and sounds instead of vo used in previous games including best girl pic related

why the fuck does the switch compress its images to such dogshit levels though, every screenshot you take comes out like dogshit


one shirt which apparently comes in the season thing and has a shitty switch shirt that looks out of place and has no defence
everything else you pick up in clothes shops or good chests

Dragon Quest 8.

It is a positive correlation and causation

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What if he's actually a female but we perceive her as a him like a MtF. She'll be feminist greatest weapon .

I just thought of that when I posted it, souls series has some nice voice acting.

Already returned my switch after trying out this game. I should've listened to you guys but instead I thought I'd give it a chance. Never again. Console gaming is officially dead.

Wrong dog, mate.

kek false, the genesis was the console of choice for shitskins,niggers and poorfags. Middle class white families were either SNES owners or idorts. Of course everyone also knew that one annoying rich kid who nobody liked who would get people to hang out with him by bragging about his dads Neogeo and FM towns.

really? that's a huge fuckin letdown

So no?

Hahahahaha that Zelda voice is so horrible holy shit, sounds like a girl taking testosterone trying to sound like a girl again by doing a falsetto.

Yes, it's a given that SEGA consoles were the consoles of the broken family, non-whites and poorfags.

So, it is literally The Elder Scrolls: Hyrule HD-ready Edition?

Summarizing:

No they compress the shots to some awful tiny filesize godshit jpg and it looks worse since I play in 1080p and it seems to resize it too.

Just hoping theres an option later to save higher quality screenshots

I think the graphics looks like shit as a whole. Everything looks washed out. Worst cell shading I've ever seen.

What about the combat? The animation and hitbox look clunky from what I've seen. Combined with Dragon's Dogma esque hit lags, it doesn't look smooth at all. I like how your weapons can throw and turn enemies into ragdolls though.

so the new zelda is just another dark souls clone but open world and casual?

homosexuality

I didn't know it was voice acted…

who put these cheese graters in my ears? jesus christ, for a game that looks so pretty the voice acting is so bad.

It's a shame they made a map so big with nothing fucking in it.

How is the latin american spanish voice acting in this game?

They didn't need to do anything. People were creaming themselves over the idea of "open world Zelda" ever since they uttered the words, because todays kiddies are faggots who cannot cope with linearity and coherent campaign design.

Nah, it's witcher 3 meets far cry 3 and skyrim. Basically all your favorite memes combined, just like your gimmicky and uninspired average open world console games.


Or maybe people are just bored with linearity. How devs today cope with open ended design however is disgusting. No sense of originality and enjoyable emphasis on interaction. What made Morrowind, Fallout 2, and such enjoyable is they're coherent games with a coherent sense of design, but people are allowed to abuse the design however they want and go offtrack from the proposed objective procedure. Sandbox since GTA has been just throwing random shit all over the place with no real design.

What the fuck? Could they not find someone who understands how to not sound like you're just reading lines? Fuck, at least get someone who actually natively speaks the accent you want so they don't half-ass it. Zelda truly is awful. Falco and she-hulk are acceptable. The goron sounds unbelievably bored.

Honestly it probably would have been less jarring if they just got Charles Martinet to do all the dialogue in Mario voices.

Troy Baker won't be around in 15 years, though

How can they be bored with something that hasn't been the adventure game norm for years? If anything I'm bored with open-world shitfests where they have huge expanses with nothing in them.

"Linearity" has become a dirty word, and we're suffering for it because without some sense of linear story progression you can't accurately meet the player with tasks that will challenge them in their given character context. BoTW's "dungeons" suffer from this, none of them are much of a struggle because they all have to be readily accessible from the get-go and require no prior events to have occurred.

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So still no JP leak? I can't even get FunKii to start up.

Zelda has been linear since A Link to The Past.

In Zelda 1, most dungeons were readily accessible as well, but they all had diverse difficulty, making higher level dungeons more of a challenge.

And that has been good. Adventure games have tried to go "open world" en masse ever since Skyrim lucked out and attracted the normalfag swarm.
People are "bored of linearity" because they have shit taste.

is this for real

The linearity didn't really kick in until Wind Waker depending on how deep into it you consider linear to be. You could do lots of stuff out of order in LTTP, OOT and MM.

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Really. The game blows its load in the first area that you spend the first few hours in. There it gives you literally ever ability and piece of gear you'll ever get in the game (random melee weapons that break in a few combos, bows, shields, a hang glider, and some "rune" spells with bad controls). From that point on, you can search Hyrule high and low, and the only thing you'll ever get as a reward is a "spirit orb" which, when you get 4, lets you have a small increase in either health or stamina.

That's all there ever is to find in the game after the first few hours. Never any quiver upgrades, or inventory upgrades. No improvements to the spells, no new tools, nothing. Only small increases in health/stamina. Once I realized this, I lost all interest in exploring and have been just rushing towards the end to get this over with.

So what's the plot of this piece of shit?

100 years ago, Ganon destroyed Hyrule. Now he's about to return and burn down the rubble. You wake up from cryosleep and set out to stop him from destroying the destroyed Hyrule.

/ourguy/

I think the design bothers me the most

I'd be surprised if there were any. From what Nintendo games I played, the Spanish audio is the same everywhere.
Filthy gaijins all being the same and stuff.

So why do they make such a big deal about Ganon being dead 4REAL this time? They tried this before in Wind Waker and other games.

I'm getting too horny over here. Fuck this game.

Would you niggers prefer for games to be like wind waker in the sense that they did funny grunts and gestures where all lines were in text rather than speech? Because that would be pretty good.

So do I understand this correctly?

Majora's Mask

BotW

Jesus Christ Nintendo, TP wasn't good and SS was total shit but you somehow managed to make these look like 10/10 games

Yeah, you've got it right. I am autistically mad about this, because I actually gave Nintendo the benefit of the doubt and was excited to play BOTW. But it's shit.

If you mean "no other items" like the Hookshot or Lens of Truth then yeah, that's accurate. For the most part you're just using the slate with the same 5 runes throughout the game

I think the thing that really bothers me is weapon durability and how fast everything breaks, or how they had to make the fucking Master Sword "shatter" but then recharge with a 10 minute cooldown

That's gynecomastia, too much soy.

The fuck? Is everything made of deku sticks now?

Fuck that garbage.

The worst part is you can't even repair any of them, or how the Master Sword's recharge ability doesn't work until it breaks first

What? Last Order was good.

Final Fantasy 12

Why does it even have voice acting to begin with?

This somehow makes me angrier than the voice acting. The fact that the literal "BLADE OF EVIL'S BANE" can break from regular use is fucking cancer and shows that ninty doesn't care about the Zelda lore anymore.

Is this the same game that's praised as 10/10 best game of 2017? I'm getting mixed messages here.

Because they know the vast majority of people playing never touched another Zelda game before or forgot about it anyway because it was over 2 weeks ago.

Are we even looking at the same game or did I travel 10 years back in time? Have you seen how fucking flat this game looks or how the draw distance seems to be about 10 meters? And still the game manages to drop frames like a motherfucker.

The absolutely shitty english voice acting in this game stinks of high corruption. All the other languages got professional voice acting, I'm listening to the german ones right now and they are fine.

Someone needs to alert nintendo to this, nintendo of america is completely corrupt and is severely damaging their business.

It's amazing for a WiiU/Switch

This.

It's the best looking game I've ever seen with such a cartoony style or with cel shading. I would really like to see something better if anyone knows of it.

So I did get sent 10 years back in time.

Fuck now I need to live all this again.

Invest in gold and hedge against the dollar and housing.

I know this was said many times on a sony shitposting thread but: take a look at the comments in the jewtubes posted here.

Do you mean Demise?

Considering the game's story that could entirely be the case, there's enough evidence that BOTW could be a soft reboot of the series

At first glance your post
seemed like it was a haiku
then I red it through

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Even more reason not to care about it.

German seems to suit this kind of story better anyways. I can pretend to be on some weird nibelungen.

Nice. Next part when? Never?

friends this is VERY important for me, can you turn off the voice acting?

nope, no Japanese option either

hardly, have you even played the game, there is so much shit that makes it seem either its set in the distant future of one of the old games after a few cycles of ganon with the same architecture and locations you can see from other games in the series

God fucking damn it. Guess I won't buy it after all and wait for either an undub, voice scrambler, or silent patch.

So, is there other comparison videos? I really liked Italian and Russian voices. Maybe I'll play the Eurogame, or the Italian one (reading Cyrillic is out of question).

How does one even accomplish such a thing?

I would go as far as to say the Star Fox Zelda clone from 2002 is much better than BotW.

I've been playing more and finally started to unlock the memory cutscenes…

ZELDA'S VOICE IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT
SWEET MERCIFUL KEK THIS IS JUST PURE FUCKING SUFFERING
HER DESIGN IS SO CUTE IN THIS GAME AND THEY MADE HER SOUND LIKE LENA DUNHAM DOING A BRITISH ACCENT
NINTENDO WHY
WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY

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You got me there, mate.

I'm playing on Wii U. I actually own a fucking Wii U. I couldn't be a Sonygger if I tried.

b8? or are you just retarded?

PS4 has Bloodborne and Yakuza.

Checkersm8, atheists.

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Oh wow, two whole games, we're really lighting the world on fire now aren't we?

is your friend 8 years old?

no, hes in his mid 20s

I've found a boomerang and later enemies use more vicious ones. No Hookshot though.

It's a shame cause his earlier form is a much more interesting fight. There is a good chance the ending might have been rushed cause for the amount of story buildup and cut scenes there is fuck all for a prologue.

There are lots of boomerangs in the game. What are you on about, nigger?

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You need to get your eyes checked.

How does he live with himself?

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Nice twitter meme, but next time post the full sized version.

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I'm going to guess he doesn't and still lives with his mom

Armored Core 4
Metal Gear Solid (especially Peace Walker)
Blazblue
Mega Man X8 (Since they're just the G Gundam VAs)
Devil May Cry 3

i dont know, as far as i know he has a job

The only way to get Epona is to buy an amiibo.

Can you pirate Epona, maybe?

You wouldn't download a horse, would you?

Why are modern Zelda games so fucking gay? I know Japan has an androgyny fetish these days but fucking hell guys can you keep it down a bit?

Being gay is fun.

HOL' UP

Isnt they just 2 Voice actors; One for the Men, one for the Woman?… Since every guy in this sounds like Troy Baker.

fucking todd

IMDB shows multiple voice actors.

Fags go away.

I can understand all the Romantic languages + English, and the Mexican Spanish is just an outright bastardisation of the European one, like, it sounds too much slangish.

Signs of a dying society includes both mass sexual frustration and mass hyper-sexualisation.

lol

I've been noticing the Zelda fanbase has a strange overlap with the Bioware fanbase. Like an odd mix of gays and faghags.

Still, is there any positives to Breath of the Wild? Could it be worth pirating for comfy? Well, if you can avoid the godawful voice acting

mexican/venezuelan > spaniard
on every fucking medium
anime
movies
anything thats dubbed by spain is trash compared to the latin american version

If you have a Wii U, hack it (if you're worried about bricking or getting banned, don't do a permanent hack, it's no big deal) and try it for yourself. If you don't, wait for cemu. Either way, decide for yourself, too much bullshit from either side to bother.

It's basically The Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Pain. It's fun so far.
The voice acting is mostly ignorable as it's only in important story cutscenes. A lot of cutscenes and every npc talks in grunts and shit like the other Zelda games. The only time it gets in the way is when you're in the dungeons and during boss fights the champion start talking to you.
Like said, try for yourself, don't be a sheep and let other people decide what you should hate and like.

Not analysing quality, but the very language.
The Spanish from Spain retained a much more synthetic nature and is more formal, contrary to the non-Argentinian Spanish of Latin America, that became more analytic and full of colloquialisms.
The Madrid accent was also lost, which is a shame.

Nah, I think the original Zelda is better than ALTTP. I dislike how the series took a different direction from open ended dungeon crawling action adventure into a linear action puzzle game with theme park design. Sandbox Zelda was considered to be too difficult, they just wanted Zelda to have more appeal for kids. Now that Skyrim, Minecraft, and Far Cry are popular among little children, they decided to go back into their sandbox roots.

Nah, open world games used to demand more systematic thinking than linear games. Now it's all level/difficulty scaling shit. You do have shit taste though.


Not really, there are too many necessary quest items that are needed in order to bypass roadblocking puzzles.

Lmao.
Spanish is just an ugly language all around.

Problem?

Combat looks like shit, so no.

For instance, let us analyse the translations:
Original English
The history of the Royal Family of Hyrule, is also the history of the calamity "Ganon". A primal evil that has endured over the ages.
Mexico Spanish
The history of the Royal Family of Hyrule, is also of the cataclysm known as "Ganon". An existent threat since immemorial times.
Spain Spanish
The history of the Royal Family of Hyrule, is also of the cataclysm, which "Ganon" was responsible of. He's a being that reappears every now and then since immemorial ages.

Yes, I agree that Spanish is an ugly language. The most beautiful language I found by far is Italian. Hands down. (No, I'm not Italian).


Stop fooling yourself, each and every image produced of this Gerudo-clothed Link is actually of a girl.
Look at that thin waist and wide hips, that suggestive chest, that says "there are boobs here".

Italian language is literally kino.

Filtered like the subhuman garbage you are.

Back to tumblr you legit homo.

Wasn't there a part where the king ask you to "save my daughter" in the English version, but in the Spanish translation he ask link to "Save my daughter and my people"?

In Japanese and English the King only says "daughter" - in every other European (plus the Mexican) it says "people" as well.

both are tumblr and tumblr consolidates all fanbases into one, amorphous blob of androgyny.

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Little shit like that can help character. If he just says "my daughter and my people" instead of just "my daughter", it makes the king seem more caring and selfless. Adding just a few words can change how you view someone as a character.

The European dubs added some words, not only in the King line.

The game has its flaws, the soundtrack sucks balls, but damn, maybe Soulsborne just dropped the bar over the years but the AI is fantastic. Robot guardians actually sidestep your bombs and laser-detonate them from a safe distance. Surprised me completely.

I was just using the king as an example.

I know, I'm not angry at you, I'm not repressing you either. Actually… I love you…

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Here, finally found some good example of female Italian voice.
If you want to judge a language, listen to girls speaking it and see if you find it beautiful.
Not the best example though. Also, this woman is the current mayor of Rome if I'm not mistaken

Can you do it on the pirated version of the WiiU? I'm considering to get one since I can play Wii and gamecube games My PC is pretty shit and wouldn't want to bother with CEMU stuff

I am sitting at 2 HP and 2 stamina upgrades, my average weapons are 15-20 damage and I went to unlock the first memoryat the gate in lanayru. That fucking centaur fucked me up so bad. Is he that difficult or do I just suck?

Yeah, the centaurs are damage sponges.

People are saying that the game really wants to kill you, that the AI is no joke and you have to play "smart", or at least not lazily like other Zeldas.

I think I died more than in the past five games combined. Enemies are merciless, anything but the lowest critter practically insta-gibs you. As I said, I keep thinking that it's me just sucking at it.

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Also I might add that you could try parrying and dodge attacking. That's really the best way to get in a decent number of hits.

It doesn't sound that sophisticated tbh, it ain't hard at all to program NPC's to avoid specific items. The most important thing in the AI of a melee combat game is making them truly competitive. The Jedi AI in Star Wars Jedi Outcast and Jedi Academy for instance, they know where to jump, avoid your attacks, and counter your force powers, making them very human-like. I don't see the enemies in this game being that sophisticated, all they do is walk towards you and execute basic attacks moves. Looks even dumber than Ocarina of Time.

easy game, only have to worry is nice hitboxes and ohko crap if you dump into stamina

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exactly my point.
triforce infused donger link

Porn isn't healthy for your brain and masturbation isn't healthy for your body.

neither are video games

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They broaden your vision and evoke your creativity if you're a game dev at least.

for

So what if I'm a porn dev?

I'd argue playing too many other games is what's making game developers make samey garbage. The people who made the old classics didn't have a whole lot to base on in terms of other games.

Porn doesn't require much creativity. It's the most schlock of all creative mediums.


No, they're either autistic or too lazy to improve the existing formula. We can imitate other games from a small scope, but the much wider scope must come from our own original idea.

I've read more porn with stories that made me cry, which hollywood has yet to do.
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I completely fucked up the wording on that.

Jesus Christ that sucks, Zelda sounds like Kenny in the South Park episode "A song of Ass and Fire." Also, why does she look so fat…oh never mind I know the answer.

HERE WE GO

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Though it might be just for me since it hits somewhat close to home

Your average yuri manga has better story than that.

Sounds like brazillian telenovela is your thing fag.

I love this comedy manga!

Enlighten me.

Basically a cheap Latin American soap opera

Sounds good.

This pertains to my fetish

That's a huge horse. Where do you find it?

Shitty photos of screens?

Macintosh

I typed that in the wrong window please ignore

Right there on the map and you need a shit ton of stamima/potions to tame it

Thanks for the tip.

All I used was one elixor.

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So bottom line, is this a good game in general? Is it fun to play and worth the time? Also, best looking Zelda hands down, perfect ass. I bet you she's a squirter

Yes. Voice acting is shit, everyone can agree. Ubisoft towers to fill in the map are also gay, but at least half of them offer a challenge to get to/climb. The main draws of this game are the exploration and the combat, and those alone are worth getting this game over.

The voice acting really ruins her for me, she sounds like she's 30.
Undub when?

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Yea, her VA is giving me other M flash backs but what did you want her to sound like? Are there any VAs that could have voiced Zelda better?

Yes. Her name is No Body

Get somebody who's actually English for starters. I mean, for fuck's sake, the girl in this commercial did it better.

That is assuming that she had to be voiced

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Ummm, yes it is?

Still one of the best Zelda commercials. Right up there with the ones they did for the oracle games and Majoria's Mask. Remember when video game commercials where good

That commercial triggers my autism. They use Ocarina Link to advertise the Oracle games.

I did like the ones where they used the Riders of Doom though. I didn't watch Conan the Barbarian until my late teens but when I did I recognised the music immediately.

I know you don't like Skyward Sword, but at least study the lore. Ganon is the reincarnation of an ancient god who battled the goddesses

No, IGN and Gamespot "complained" about it. People who play the games never gave a fuck.

What did you guys think of the ending? I was severely let down. I fucking loved the Divine Beast dungeons, and all the build up, but we spend maybe 10 minutes walking up to Ganon, fight him in the first room, and then shoot arrows at the glowy bits? Fuck you Nintendo, Ocarina of Time had a better end game than this.

I liked the Champion VAs, aside from Fish Bish.

I'm not memeing when I say I had a lot of fun up until I got to this point. Like, 85% fun. That's not bad considering most games today.