New Ass Defect footage

wew

Same as F4 we should porndump the shit out of this crap

You mean alien relics left by other aliens that live in the galaxy next to your galaxy that also has aliens with mysterious artifacts?

I swear to shit the rehashing is so fucking tiring. I just want an interesting story after the reapers not Mass Effect 1: Socjus edition.

Bioware cannot die soon enough. I feel like I'm watching the corpse of some great being be played like a puppet.

All faggots will be killed.

Isn't that how ME threads go anyway?

I'd put a serious defect in Miranda's ass.

Including games in your special edition is too video gamey.

your dick is defective? I'm sorry to hear that

Same as ME, really.

It'll probably be worth a pirate in a couple of years when they're done releasing DLC for it so you can give it a single "complete" playthrough.

breddy gud

nah I should have said something like "does it have it's own crutch" which would have been abit more subtle about it

this couldn't possibly look more generic. I'm starting to believe the era of dull color filters was on purpose so they could repackage the same game without it and claim "IT HAS MORE COLORS NOW!".

Hide the thread then, you fucking nigger

Its the Normandy again, they can't even make a new ship. At least it has a different name and they did make it a class of ship, but fucking hell, don't try to treat it like its the millenium falcon. It looks like it got bigger again as well.

Oh, so we get a case of building a new council. If they actually try a refugee propaganda piece, they really need to rethink that decision, because that tips the hand a fair bit further than people are going to find sympathetic or acceptable.

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Maybe but it got a solid IRL laugh out of me anyway, keep up the good work.

ITS OWN CHARACTERS

I will, thanks user

It's that or they genuinely thought that was good design, making everything so desaturated you can't tell what the fuck you're looking at in the heat of the moment.

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Sucks, all this nifty space shit is gonna be wasted because they're gonna force some shitty SJW storyline and morals into it, plus the casualized gameplay.

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Is Bioware toying with us?

3 years ago this thread would be sagebombed/dubsposted to death

Who are you quoting?

>>>/cuckchan/

Hes quoting cuckchan because that place is so fast that it might as well be Twitch chat.

fish AI

Then lets get back on track, check 'em

pass

I'm gonna pirate this tbh.

if the desert was so hot the fucking vehicle caught on fire wouldn't the whole planet be covered in lava ?

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Shit like this isn't even worth a pirate

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That's actually pretty nice.

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Fookin nice

Impressive.

mysterious alien air con artifacts I'm sure

ASS DEFECT: DIARRHEA
In space no one can smell your shit.

Guys, wow, you guys
I'm totally held aback by how little I care about any of this

This game looks like shit.

Not necessarily but it would be broadly in the Venus class of planet. Therefore completely uninhabitable.

How long did that probe last? I always thought the pressure under the venus clouds were enough to crush steel.

that's even worse

It's just 90 atmospheres. The temperature of over 450°C is more of a problem.

that picture fills me with a strange sense of dread.

About 90 minutes I think.

Venus is basically planet Hell.

It lasted for nearly an hour. The pressure didn't kill it, the temperature did. It's hot enough on Venus to melt lead.

I'm sorry, your husband was an alcohol.

But can it melt steel beams?

Bioware has released a new trailer, showing the intro of the new ogre-asari. Your thoughs?

Yes.
Verusians did 9/11

So the story is a pile of shit or non-existent.

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Yeah, it's pretty fucking spooky. Of course, pretty much all of space is terrifying to me, except for pictures from mars, which are very comfy for some reason.

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I think somebody once told me it was shit, and that the world was gonna roll me for agreeing.

I mean I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed but even I can see that it's shit.

Can't even melt aluminum, which could then alloy with the steel beams and corrode them away. So it's save to build a world trade center on Venus.

Piss planet

If you're pissing sulfuric acid, yeah.

It can melt lead and since the "air" at the surface is basically liquid CO2 with a touch of sulfuric acid, steel wouldn't last too long.

If Mars had just alittle bit more surface pressure it would basically be just like the Atacama here on Earth. And people use to live in the Atacama. It really is the second comfiest place in the solar system.

if diamonds are made deep within the earths mantle

what's made in venues mantle?

Now if it had a better magnetosphere, living there wouldn't be so cancerous.

I just want to explore space with a qt waifu and my bros

Memes

I stand corrected. Didn't know that was a thing.

Nothing to explore here, it's all empty. Also, no waifu material.

Holy indeed

How fucking hard is it to make a halfway decent space exploration game? For fuck sake.

Oh and the asari looks like she's constantly looking dumb with "her" finger and her thumb with a shape of an L on her forehead.

So much to do, so much to SEE in other video games. They say all that glitters is gold in this industry but they're lying, you gotta be a shooting star to break the mold and there's none in it.

oh no my user, memes come from star dust much like gold is

Well you definetly don't want to play Andromeda then.

That whole hand looks like a birth defect. Poor guy.

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Very nice, impressive.

is that Mike Matei?

I think it's Anthony Burch

I always used to think it was a shop made by you guys to shit on the game. Bioware's brand of progressivism is really the worst. It's really transparent that they make ugly characters not because they're passionate about redefining beauty or some bullshit, but because they are lazy and terrible at character design. Her and the pig face elf look like they hit random on a button that smashes facial features together.

Oh ho-boy he's in for a surprise.

Holy shit I've never seen these venus photos before and they were taken in 1981 by the soviets.

Trust the soviets to build something that can survive in hell for 90 minutes.

>upgrade the Mako
Can't wait for them to brag about HUNDREDS OF HOURS OF GAMEPLAY when most of it is dull grinding.