Dead Or Alive

also whens Tina gonna be added to DoAX3?

you don't need DOAX3 anymore

Pick best girl instead of those two.

I dont need you!

She is pretty hot too.

Actually, the board shat itself (again and once more) and my picture didn't attach

Has anyone tried out DOA2: Final Edition on the Dreamcast? How is the mod?

This is why these threads are failures.

just play it nigger

I had no idea how badly I desired it.

i used to do this and found a better way.

i found the fastest way to make money (while raising the girls excitment)

basically you pick your most played girl. highest excitement. you buy all of her favorite cheap items as owner (if they have a favorite color volleyball, even better. just buy a ton). then enter rock climbing as owner, hit start to skip.. enter again. skip. again. skip. at end of day give gift. sleep. rock climb skip again. etc. until you breeze through her vacation you should get an S or almost an S rank. this will give you crazy bonuses. i max the owners wallet in 2 playthroughs.

also, gift swimsuits from the owner to other girls never the girl youre playing as. they will always gift it back still wrapped, and you can just resubmit it. i gave nyotengu all of the strip dances this way while playing as marie rose.

i get over 1m each playthrough and go up many levels with the girl and owner each time.

especially when they run bonuses.

i've yet to ever see good models for honeyselect that actually look like the in-game characters. it always looks like shitty fanart to me

nigga what

show me some convincing honey select models. and where to download them

You realise people have ripped the actual face models from DoA LR to Honey Select?
roy12mods.com/wp/mods-index/

The HoneySelect DOA character models were directly ripped from the game.

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why does nyotengu look like that? marie rose looks off. and honoka looks like tina with pink hair.

the faces are all wrong… close, but wrong. especially nyotengu. just look at those images side by side. marie roses face's cheekbones are wrong and her pace is puffy. and her eyes are the wrong shape. literally nothing about nyo is correct except her hair. and honoka's body is all wrong, and her face and eyes are off.

that got fixed. guy cut all the animation speeds in half and included a 60fps cheat engine cheat

less to do with the model and more to do with how animations are handled in the game

also im pretty sure its just the faces that imported. bodies are still in game

how is it the animation when im looking at a still image?

Yep. Worst thing about realistic Illusion games are the retarded facial animations. The team that handles the anime style stuff like AA2 and Secrossphere do better facial animations.

because its used to change the face expression? so anything that's not a straight face is weird?

They're literally the face models from the game fucko. You're not going to get better than that. The bodies are made in the game and if you're unhappy with the default you're free to change them how you like. Obviously it's never going to be 100% perfect because the engine is different, the animations are different, the lighting is different and so on. They're really fucking close though when you're in game and not looking at the still card.

And the still image is a still of an animation/pose in the game. They're not the same animations as in actual DoA so they're making faces they wouldn't make in DoA. Are you retarded?

so you agree that they dont look like the girls? and youre arguing with my point that honeyselect models dont look like the girls why??

understood.

No. I'm saying they look like the girls. They can't not look like the girls because it's the same model. It's not the same animations and not the same lighting though because it's a totally different different game so they'll do things you've not seen them do in DoA and stuff like skin tint might be off in some scenes and that's why it looks off. How are you not getting this?

the 3 images you posted look like shitty SFM fan art. the models pulled from the game are the wrong shape. its very obvious if youre not autistic. its not just the facial expressions.

So which DoA girl would you impregnate?
Which girl would you spend the rest of your life living with?
What would DoA fans look like on this chart?

Momiji

Marie.

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I never quite got the Blazblue fans joke.

also Momiji

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Nyotengu. Are Tecmo ever going to give her a real name?

i want to impregnate nyotengu while marie rose helps.

im angry i cant download most of the new swimsuits because i started the game an an NA psn account and i dont have a JP account. i cant download catalogues. and im over level 80 in this game and i will NOT restart my progress.

these cardfaces are awful, but in game they look just right tbqh.

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Honoka on both!
probably the same as arcana heart

ive seen recorded video of it posted on r34. ive never seen one that looks like the real deal. the honey select footage is always trash in comparison.
i've played alot of DOA through the years. so maybe my standards for the accuracy of doa girls are too high.
i cant get off looking at imposters

she filled the missing niche.

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yes you have autism.

o-ok… good luck with that user.

Funny how I always forget she is almost the same height as Marie.

no, you have autism because you can't whack to very good stand-ins of the game. there's a fine line between "not 100% accurate" and "can't fap to this"

it's the worse kind of autism, not necessarily high functioning but high MAINTENANCE and it sucks because it's hard to get your fix.

what?

according to wiki, marie is 1 inch shorter and honkers weighs only 13lbs more.

somehow i cant believe this.

why jack it to an imposter when there are hotter/better things around? you act like good lewds of DOA dont exist. using honey select for DOA lewds is bottom tier.. i feel sorry for you.
youre like a guy sifting through ash trays for cigarette butts and laughing at me for only smoking good cigs.
"hah, you too good for a dirty cigarette butt? whatre you? autistic?"

leave the autist be an post more DoA girls.

not really, just that if you want to go the full custom extent I think the HS models will more than do.

no less you're projecting me to be callous when that wasn't the intention, it sucks when what's around doesn't tickle your fancy, I know for experience.

this is a chan after all. "they underestimated our autism" is our battlecry.

She isn't exactly a DoA girl

full custom isnt enough of a benefit to me to outweigh the imposters because they already pander to my fetishes by allowing me to put them all in sailor style schoolgirl outfits.

in doax3 i actually managed to gift it to every single girl, and i put all outfits in their closets other than that so they are all always wearing schoolgirl outfits

I assume he said that because she is short?

marie and honoka were introduced because theyre both young and short. even compared to other DOA girls.
they could both pass for teenagers which is hebe.
cmon, dont be obtuse, if marie rose or honoka's profile said 15-16… you wouldnt say they look too old. the 18 is to avoid criticism
plenty of 18yos look like they could be 14-15 though.

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True, but she is in a DoA game so that's qualification enough for me.

As a man who likes short women, tell me about it.
Accidental hebephilia is rampant.

oh you're talking about hebephilia. I guess that makes sense.

I've been playing since I was 12

Marie Rose

It took them about 20 years to give Tengu a name, you might be waiting a while

That's because all her weight goes to one place
Her rear
(Checked)
I can't talk about Honkers but I can all but confirm Marie Rose is 18 to fuck with Sweden after the Dimensions incident

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Nice trips but

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Makes perfect sense to me.

Don't suppose anyone has a translation

**This is such basic level moonspeak that even I can get the gist, it's gonna sound stilted because I'm shit but c'mon step it up
To the right: "Must be nice, this thickness…" "Must be nice, this bounciness…" To the left: Honoka moaning/bouncing noices**

I play DOA for the gameplay, tho…

I too watch porn for the plot.

I used to laugh at people fucking up spoilers, and look at me now.

if i want to masturbate i just watch Fox

He's a big guy.

It still amuses me about how women get triggered by that ad campaign.
Meanwhile no dude gives a shit about the male equivalent.

I want to see her suck those jugs so badly.

I want to suck her jugs so badly.

Cutest couple.

Yes.

Don't make people think you support cuckshit.

Damn there's a lot of art.

I don't have a webm for that so have this one instead

Hitomi to both, but DOA is full of great choices.

Too many to chose from so all of them I guess

obviously any sane man would fuck them all but you gotta choose one.

Honoka for life. 10/10 perfection. Would impregnate in a heartbeat.

Oh man, they're never going to put "Agent" into X3, are they…

cowtits can go home, petite is now king

This

Kill yourself.

This thread is too lewd, please stop

Agreed!
S T O P this madness!

Embrace it.

EMBRACE DEATH YOU INFIDEL SON OF A WHORE!

I said stop!

Are the breasts clipping through each other?

Be careful, consume too much lewd media and the cat may just take your pipe.

How much do you think? Just an hour?

Most likely, but lets just pretend they are being squished instead.

STOP

THEY'RE BOTH

It's not really cuck shit at all if they're both getting action. The whole point of anyone being a cuck is that they don't want to be part of the fun at all, just watch.

Just watch porn instead of playing that garbage if you are such a pathetic horny loser.

But that's forbidden.

It's not a bad game

How so? It's just a bland minigame collection with some titty jiggling photo-shooting that doesn't even has nudity on it.

Yes it is.

I meant the fighting game aspect of it

Ah yeah, i agree.

that's extremely gay

You're a big faggot.

If I say the Tengu is pure sex, will I get lewds?

Use google you ninny.

Google has shit taste.

Op, dead or alive, you're cumming with me!

So, for DOAX3 english/asia, does it have all the updates that the JP version has?

I don't think it has VR yet.

just one

A little bit.

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Stop fucking naming your images "clipboardimage" faggot.

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:^)

For you

Either it's good bait or it's telling of the state of this board.

60FPS breast physics would be to much for mortal eyes

Someone need to show this shit to a woman.
Imagine her face when the 2D girls are upping the competition while all she does is sit and complain on the house she lives in for free.

Come on anons, show some more appreciation for DoA girls.

kay

Spoilers wasn't supposed to be on.

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Wasn't DoA banned in Sweden for being "CP" because of Marie? which is ironic as Marie is Swedish

Dead or Alive: Dimensions for the 3DS was banned in Sweden because Kasumi and Ayane were listed as 17 years old. Marie Rose was made as a goof on Sweden because of that.

I don't know how I should feel here but my penis likes it.

I can't impregnate a jap. Marie Rose's perky tits it is. I can like those and suck of them at least.

being gay isn't right.

I could.

Is she autistic? I played a few tag matches with her and Ayane and then Marie, she acts like a sperg when she's with them

Don't be such a faggot about non fags.

Thankfully there was 1 website that decided to sell the game anyway and that is how i got DoA:dimensions. Which is great because that was the only fucking good game for the 3ds at the time.

And now they have child marriages, good work Sweden!

I mean if you wanna classify anyone who is socially awkward as an autist then yeah totally autistic.

yeah I hate this country, the 4th reich cant come soon enough.

That's the progressive and tolerant thing to do, I mean come on its 2017.
Sweden yes.

I can only wish you the best in that hell hole, user.

bumpkins
last time I swear

Fucking christ. I've been looking for honoka porn with almost no success since last round launched. Finally I've been satisfied, my dick is completely destroyed

I can't decide if the Tengu or the lewd ninja is sexier.

I wanna impregnate Nyu

No user, the 60 fps one is the "half speed 30 fps" one played at twice the speed. It already is 60 fps full speed. That video's just shit at explaining.

roy12mods.com/wp/
The guy has been porting a bunch of DoA girls and outfits to HS, knock your self out.

That was a really good fucking thread. Wish I could draw man, the doujins I'd make.

I seriously can't even tell what that website is for other than titties. The FAQ page is useless too.

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Christie is pretty hot too.
I hope you find that girl you're talking about in the filename and get togetherand have lots of un-protected sex

I think that is referred to as "good taste".

Bump.

boop

I wouldn't mind having an orgasm with Kasumi being involved in some way.

Really wish they would return Kasumi's face to normal.

Jesus you can see the polygons.

It's the cruel fate of lithosexuals to be perpetually disappointed.

gamers are stupid

Is DoA5LR on PC worth playing? It's free".

Is that what's causing me to gain pimples? I want to get /fit/ but don't know what to start with and what workout to do everyday.

Should have at least had tennis with a charged spin on it since these are all trained fighters and plenty even killers.

When in doubt >>>/fit/65583

is there a guide somewhere to install the beach paradise mod for doa5, the one that pretty much turns it into doax3

Time to look over it again

I really need to play more DOA5 but good lord the PC version is trash and the Xbone version has a fraction of the players of PS4.

This is what we need.

That's wonderful.

Is 60fps lewd even possible to normally endure?

We need 6 already. Lewd needs more power.

As you can see here 60fps is nothing to worry about
i just wish some of these animations lasted longer than 30-ish seconds

i hope you like singleplayer and mods. Also "free" version only comes with 4 shitty characters

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T-this is too lewd, please stop.

Not seeing 60, but holy shit, that's fucking hot.

if you download it, it's 60. a lot of browsers wont play webms here at 60fps

Fuck, now I'm starting to like her.

they've got pc mods with slipping clothing? wew might have to install doa5 now.

To add insult to injury her fighting style is Systema (Spetsnaz) and you should look into some of her swimsuit names for X3

P-puffy vulva?

Honkers biggest billy.

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More like the bikini just doesn't stick to the body during the part of the animation but don't let your dreams be dreams.

nope.

I don't get it.

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I don't know about the swimsuit names, but the swedish has a hateboner for russia.
It's another insult to sweden after making a loli swede.

So they went out of their way to make her everything a feminist hates.
Bravo Tecmo, Bravo.

I have never heard of this before and have no reason to see why they would hate Russia. Are you sure you're not mixing Sweden with Finland? If anything I would describe Swedish feelings towards Russia to be closer to fear than anything. You know, the whole thing where Sweden will fight Russia to the last Finn and so on.

That's a pretty massive stretch anyway. They probably just made her Swedish because they wanted to make her blonde and have blue eyes because that's what the japs like and then they realised there's no fighting style for her that would fit that so they picked something from a close by country. I really really doubt that the developers of the fighting game that's known for breast physics care or even know that much about Sweden to make these sort of references.

fucking spoilers

Yeah no Sweden hates Russia, Russia is to masculine for them and unironic referring to them as the patriarchy, and lets not forget Sweden front line defence against the Russian Navy is an underwater gay box.
No i'm not joking that's literally what Sweden's army uses.
archive.is/qTPID
Sweden is an IRL version of tumblr.

Sweden hates Russia because we have always fought Russia throughout history. There is also the part that Russia is getting more nationalistic and that is fascism and no no in sweden.
Also during the cold war there was almost constant propaganda against Russia. At the time sweden was preparing for the "final war" that would destroy the world if Russia invaded.
They built tiny cities inside mountains and made them self sufficient, and they even had mountain oil depots as well.

That's a lie. That box is from a civilian peace organization that's just as gay as they sound.
This is true.

They took finland away from us. Fucking commie bastards. if we go to war with russia ill join the army day 1.

You can't make this shit up.

This all just sounds like bullshit "lol why do you need sources faggot?" straight from Holla Forums. Especially when
when the article literally fucking says it's a peace group and not the fucking army you fucking idiot.

These I can believe and they sound reasonable. I should probably know what's going on the western border of my country but really it's the east you need to keep an eye on so Sweden doesn't get much publicity.
And fucking good thing they did. We still need to suffer from your shitty language even to this day.

Anyway, I'm going to stop before Holla Forums gets a wiff of this.

but user, Swedish > finnish. it is the far superior language.

Go jaadejuudejaa somewhere else, faggot.

You should probably keep an eye on swedish influence as well.
From what I've seen, Finland tries to catch up to sweden in good goy points.

Holla Forums here, you called?

There's so much fucking art of Honoka and Marie Rose together.

Why? Age of consent is 15 in Sweden.

I guess the same train of thought as the BBC has when claiming anime is child porn.

The mainstream crooks that run Sweden hates Russia and only the lowliest morons of the country believe in the fear-mongering they are having about Russia.

Sure we've got a history of war with Russia. But that's old stuff now.

What people hate more is immigrants. I had tons of conversations with people behind closed doors, in "safe-spaces" about immigrants needing to leave. Some of people on the internet don't seem to understand the amount of control the government have over our lives to the point of it being a hard task to overthrow this crooked, un-elected government.

But that's impossible, since the age of consent is 15. They can't claim pedophilia from a 17-year old.

Retardation. There has to be something I can do to lead a charge against shit spewing of pedophilia at teenagers.

Retards will do it regardless and you'll have to stomp flat to make an example.

How is it that the entire country hasn't had their brains cave in from the sheer doublethink of it all? How the fuck are there so many people who think fictional characters are more vulnerable than real people, certain acts become okay or not okay based solely on geographical location, and war is peace?

whoahoah

They can, and they will. If it's in a videogame of course.
There is a swedish childrens show aimed at pre-teens teaching them such conservative things such as, safe masturbation and how you should only send nudes to people you know.

It's the constant doublethink that pisses me off to no end.

Also this, I deal with retards daily. You can't get them to act reasonably without forcing them to.

You sound like you just got here form NeoFag.

its actually 16 but it still doesn't make any sense.

I've known about that anti-sub defense for years but hearing it called an "underwater gay box" is making me chuckle uncontrollably.

No it's 15.

Exactly. You have to utterly crush their bullshit as viciously as possible to even have a chance at fixing a brain from the sheer shock. You also have to do it to show its effectiveness to bystanders and possibly encourage exactly that behavior.

The doublethink is the second worst thing, actually. The worst thing is that the academic community that's supposed to stand up and call out people who make completely illogical statements with no evidence has been subverted by those same people.

Weird, everyone around me always told me its 16.

i had no idea that butt-slams and playground tactics were an actual martial art style :^)

The kicks and quick hand slaps and jabs are very systema.

You need to watch Japanese wrestling then. They love their hip attacks there.

Maine Coon
Somali

According to the wiki.

I don't know where they could have got that from.
I'm trying to think of something significant around that age, and the only thing that comes to my mind is that you are eligible for motorcycles up to 125cc.

Why were both of them in bikinis prior to a team fight?

Fuck logic
Titties and ass.

Triggered so bad that I'm dizzy,,

Omake;
streetmodders.deviantart.com/gallery/58269964/Dead-or-Alive-5-Last-Round-Mods

In my mind, that's a poledancing competition and all the other girls are in the crowd arguing over who is the best poledancer.

I know they modded a lot of the animations from DoAX3 to the PC version , but did they add a loop feature? , that would be fantastic.
I need to check that mod it even fixed the boob physics.

You were supposed to make a lewd joke about them specifically, you fucking faggot.

no loop but almost every key on the keyboard is linked to a separate animation to play

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Fuck, I see it.

Don't die on me now.

you're a true hero

I do what I must.

You can never get too lewd.

some dudes face do not open

seriously dude fuck you, you ruined the thread for me

Wow, you didn't cum like I did?

Holy shit I wish she had more stuff like this without the tan. I really need to get around to pirating stuff for the PC version. Pai gets an honorable mention too.

I hate that a few screenshots got me to get her on PS3.

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Team Takaki and Team Ninja seem to be on good terms since Ayane even appeared in Estival Versus. I guess it's because they both make titty ninja games.

I started trying to play this again, but goddamn raising your Owner Level is such a fucking pain in the ass. And everything good is locked until like level 80 or later.

Just let me watch the fucking pole dance cutscenes whenever I want, assholes. You already make me sit through like half an hour of fucking roulette to get all of the tickets for each character, and then another half hour just trying to gift the goddamned things, so the least you could do is allow me to rewatch the scene when I want!

This is good. This is very fucking good news.

UNITE

Fuck me this is going to be jap region-only dlc isn't it

What other region would you buy games in to begin with? The real problem is it's a Doom-type game and thus will be boring.

Wonder what Marie will say when you grope her in the dressing room.

She'll probably act like a little slut. I'm more interested in what Honoka will say. Something like, "Grandma please save me." Now that's hot.

babies cost money to raise and the world's population keeps going up so much that having kids isn't necessary.

We need to deal with the retards shitting it up before we can advocate living like that.

Gamer logic-

We have IDs, retard. Fuck off.

Go back to bed Anita

More.

Retard "logic" -
>"i was merely pretending"

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get rekt

Remember when Egoraptor wasn't a faggot?

I do believe the player should be forced to put in their work for maximum fap material.

That guy who used to do voices in random flash shit on Albino Black Sheep and Newgrounds and shit? He's still alive?

W-what does this mean?

Peach Beach Splash is getting Honoka and Marie DLC characters. What you only play one ninja titty game and not the other? I had assumed most people who like DOA also likes Senran Kagura but I guess I was wrong.

there's nowhere near enough lewds in this thread.

I'd been meaning to pick it up, but the prices never drop
I suppose guilty as charged, since I picked up fortune's limited edition

Now is as good a time as any to start since Estival Versus comes out on PC tomorrow.

Has any other fighting game added DLC characters as wonderful as DOA5 has? Every character they've done has gotten an instant following.

Its not even just the porn, in game they play wonderfully.

What's the difference between endless summer edition and normal?

Endless Summer is just a limited edition that comes with a soundtrack, art book and cards. I got the Endless Summer edition and it's really nothing special, most of what is in the art book is just in game CGs.

Ah ok, but is it the same as the Estival Versus with Let's get physical released a few years back?

Yep exact same game just with some added crap they put in for extra shekels. Also the Ikkitousen DLC characters are getting released on all platforms tomorrow too. Some of us have been waiting two years for this day.

Good thing I didn't buy it back then

my body is ready

Senran Kagura isn't known by everyone outside of Japan yet.

Switch might speed that up.

but is your heart?

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How is this thread still alive?

I want to pull off that ribbon and whip her with it.

And here I thought I had lost all ability to feel.

SYMMETRICAL DOCKING

Hot chicks.

I need to rewatch this show

Rewatch all the classics m8

youtube.com/channel/UC-YZH6Iv0R-221C26MthWVA/videos

This ancient weeb legacy must never die.

True, but I need to watch the things I haven't watched too, still in the middle of Braiger and J-Decker.

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