Did Nintendo shell out tons of bribes or is it really that good?
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Adam Hill
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Xavier Morris
nintendo is too stupid to bribe people
Aaron Allen
Reviewers wouldn't be actually able to tell a good game even if it slammed their fucking heads, also it's Zelda so normalfags are biased towards it and open-world which everyone of them loves.
Isaiah Rivera
Sonyggers btfo
Jackson Morgan
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Elijah Kelly
I've played about an hour of it and it really lost me the moment giant towers started sprouting up all over the game world. They're fucking Ubisoft towers with the difference being you have to place the fun markers yourself.
Maybe it gets better after the starter area but as far as first impressions go, I kind of pity anyone who bought a whole new console just for this
Samuel Ramirez
Reviewers like the game. What the fuck. Does that mean it's shit? Also, I read one of the reviews, and they say you unlock every ability in the game in the opening in the opening tutorial and never acquire anything new for the rest of the game. What the fuck? Also, dungeons are supposedly copy pasta'ed samey looking trash like something out of Elder Scrolls.
Angel Miller
I don't think it's bribes. If anything, it's game journos having shit taste. I haven't played it yet, but if I get my Wii U back from my brother I don't think I'm going to have fun doing anything but fucking around with the mechanics to see what I can do. This engine would have been better put to use for a remake of the first game. Maybe we'll get that or a Majora's Mask-ish sequel that gets weird. Or at least The Mysterious Murasame Castle. They already sort of homaged Another Treasure Island's BS game as Tetra's Trackers and For the Frog the Bell Tolls with Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, might as well finish the "not Zelda but related" trilogy.
David King
Game journos were always going to suck it off, even if it were terrible, because they don't have any integrity + they don't know shit about games. They gave the last game near perfect scores and it's easily the worst Zelda I've ever played