What the fuck

What the fuck.

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What the fuck is a puerto rico?

One of those resource management board games like Settlers of Catan or Terra Mystica

Shit's more """inclusive""" than most conventions.

Gearbox had better be signing BattleBorn Porn, or what's the point?

A very fun board game. Not as good as Castles of Burgundy though.

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Don't be a camwhore whose face is 50% of the screen? Still have no idea why people can't just stream the game without a bunch of meming; nothing more than the occasional voice commentary is necessary.

It's an island. It's too hot.

It's probably going to be about beaner camwhores getting caught by ICE

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You're in no physical danger. Stop spreading the "safe space censor everything" mental illness.

It's better than Cuba.

Penny Arcade let anyone host a panel. They've told SJW's to fuck off over demanding 'problem people' be not allowed to have panels before.

I'm also speculating here, but I think they dropped Wil Wheaton and now maybe Scott Kurtz over their socjus shittery from their regular DnD shows.

That shit doesn't get an audience.
Not even from here from people asking for shit like that.
Trust me. I know. I tried.
You motherfuckers say you want that sort of streaming but you really don't. You truly do not.
If its not loud, not obnoxious, doesn't have a hook, or doesn't have some visible tits and ass…you fuckers just don't watch.

Last time I checked anons here hate fucking streams of video games and would rather play them. I think you mean to take that shit to cuckchan.

people are fine with streams so long as it's games they'd never play or have played to death, I used to do it alot but I never really got many people watching because I wasn't a massive faggot about it and advertise bloody every place

I kinda do want to stream some game again but I don't really know what, I liked to stream a mixture of really good games and fairly bad games

all I stream here are movies now. Usually to /k/, they're down for any action movie.
I did a RE movie marathon for here once. 13 hours at the time…might do it again when the latest live action drops.

Game streaming is pretty much dead but the great thing, if you can get an audience, even just a few, is that you can often have some neat conversations and perhaps learn stuff about a game you're playing that you never knew.
When I did more of it (back before cuckchan went foul) the stream audience turned me on to some great games (like Godhand and Dark Souls).
In return I bit the bullet, bought DmC, and played through it so they could see just how shitty it was, day one.

BTW, DmC? At first release on the hardest out of the box setting, near the end of the game, I was getting SSS rankings while playing one handed, the other hand helping me sip my 9th or so single barrel Jack and coke (more than half the bottle gone at this point) and my eyes watching a rather packed chat. I'm not very good at games.
That's how shit that game was.

were you the guy who did it with the mexican voice acting?

The problem your complaining about was no one that likes that stuff could find your stream.
The problem with things like Twitch is that it promotes the already popular channels meaning that you have to stream a lot to gradually get people that will follow you and then if those people watch all at one time it bumps you up and more people might start watching. Then to keep that audience you'll become a memesters and the cycle is completed.

No. that's dumb as fuck.
I would just get drunk and talk about the games I was playing. Good or bad.
Of course that means I need a small delay.
For a while, Livestream was the best site. The delay was no more than 5 seconds between what I did/said/heard and what the audience was seeing. Bonus was that the audience didn't have to make an account to chat.
Nothing like that exists now. Livestream is a piece of shit and all other services require logins.


Didn't start with twitch and never wanted that audience.

just as dumb as the game its self

Well its one thing to play through a piss-easy shitty game sober. Its another to be blind stinking drunk and still top the rankings every single time.
In a way I was proving a point.

I also beat MGS2 while completely fucking wasted on one of the harder settings and MGR:R. Shit…actually all the metal gear solid games.
But for the most part THOSE games are really about knowing what the enemy placements are and are going to be if you want to play them very well. The thing about MGS1-4 is that they are essentially puzzle/maze games with an action second option for puzzle solving (killing/knocking out dudes). That's why each area is encapsulated the way they are. each area is that maze puzzle.
The only break from that is the boss fights.

How can you even broadcast unsafely as a streamer? Is someone going to punch you through the screen?

Cyberbullying.

When will identity politics fucking die?

Not soon enough. I'm tired of these people assuming gay men are on their side.

Fuck George Takei.

Wait, why is there an autograph session for Gearbox?

Takei was actively against people adding gay people for the sake of adding gay people, though.

See

Didn't he feel that making Nu-Sulu gay was disrespecting the character?

Bah, I had forgotten about that, but he has been a jackass recently.

Yes. He said of that incident that gay characters shouldn't be there to hit a quota, you should only make someone gay if it affects the story.

I agree with him on that. Hell, you shouldn't show someone being heterosexual as it should a) be implied by majority and b) only use screentime if it helps the story.


I wouldn't know. I only knew about Sulu as I was looking forward to Beyond. And I enjoyed it, solid 7.5/10.

In the end, he's playing the attention game. He may be old but he's not dumb about what's getting him fame and money now.
The inconsistencies that are shown as "being a jackass" are just him playing to audiences that will give him attention (and thereby money)

I don't believe you gabe and fuck face have no spine.

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Also Joel

Does that include the part where he supports pedophilia?

Christopher Odd has done fine without the facecam or screaming gimmicks, even in horror games. Shame he seems to have gotten noticed by publishers, though, he's definitely tilted more AAA over time.

IA here, holy shit!

what do the QIA letters stand for, i only know LBGT

Queer, Intersex, Asexual

aka more meaningless bullshit by the mentally ill

no wonder I didn't know.
that is retarded

WHEN THE LAST SOCIALIST HAS HUNG THEMSELVES FROM THE ENTRAILS OF THE LAST COMMIE, THEN YOU HAVE OUR PERMISSION TO DIE

I just want to see what happens when they take over the whole alphabet.

Dr. Pavel, I'm QIA

Identity politics will always dominate the political system in a multicultural society as the differing cultures vie for social and economic dominance through political representation.

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That's a big image

I just want to be off this wild ride.

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A failing island with an inefficient government with a huge debt because of stupid policies, both local and US imposed.
And a board game apparently.

Apparently (((they))) were or are trying to get being single classified as a mental disorder.

Somebody might call you a really mean word, and force you to commit suicide against your will.

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joel and vinny are the only 2 people worth jackshit from vinesauce.

even when being shit at videogames they can still manage to pull some giggles out of you. the rest are not only shit at videogames but boring people and women.

lmao were your parents baby boomers or something

IA here, hory shit!

wew

Lock all the doors in your house and make sure the stove isn't on. There, you're safe you fragile little bitch.

He wasn't alone.

you're a big gay

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They might call you a whore for streaming with your tits out. How could a gurl gamer ever live down such an unfair insult?

If you think Socialism means the (((Marxist))) kind, then you never read the Preussentum und Sozialismus by Oswald Spenger and you are not fully redpilled untill you have read it.

The most horrendous stalker they could "catch" would still be less insane than the streamer holy shit.

Shoo shoo, jew.

wow thats discriminatory. in the end these faggots are just as hate filled as everybody else, but they hide it behind their anti-criticism cover of "i am less fortunate than you for being a faggot!"

Marx wasn't a Marxist

by your logic National Socialism is "marxism", Shoo shoo you TRSodomite.
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I like listening/watching The Best Gamer streams while playing vidya with sub par music. Fite me 8.

yup , those are the dead ones ;now get fucked

You do know you can make the exact same argument with civic nationalism except instead of a firing squad it's rapefugees.

Correct, but irrelevant to your premise.

Okay, kike.

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Don't bother he's a jew that is still sad about the jew butter.

The fuck do all of these tags mean? BEE, ALB, CT, CUT, TTT… What? ALB like Albus, as in Albus Dumbledore? Is that some Harry Potter socjus bullshit?

Anyway, Penny Arcade is and always has been shit, the only reason you'd go to PAX is if you're looking to either buy a whole bunch of dollar bin bullshit that you shouldn't waste your money on, or you want to fuck some cosplay girls, because we all know it's as easy as "want to come check out my hotel room?" As a person who enjoys video games as a hobby, you know what would enrich your experience tenfold? Not exposing yourself to the "industry" itself like at an expo or con.

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Why are they all named after animals?

Jesus fuck, why is quality control a dead art now?

Nice argument you fucking faggots, You're all lolbertarians masquerading as NatSocs, go back to >>>/trs/

Fucked if I know m8.


British spelling user, it's not a typo.

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Speaking a dialect of a language doesn't make your dialect the right one. Like it or not, you or your parents are the descendants of immigrants.

I'm just having a giggle m80. No need to draw arms. :^)

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NO! I MUST DO THIS BECAUSE I MUST BE COMPLETELY FUCKING BELLIGERENT AND RIDICULOUS!

>america
>a two party system

I'm not British though, ol' chap.

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