Geez user, why did you put on a movie so BORING?
That's a small TV.
We're def watching an 80's cult action kung fu film starring Jackie Chan before he was super famous.
Fantasy Mission Force
He was already famous as fuck in the early 80's
Hell, Police Story was 1980 IIRC
that's the third fucking shot in the film you dumb bitches how short of an attention span do you have?
gtfo trap
Oh my
GET THE HOT HEADS OUTTA HERE
SHUT UP BITCHES DR PAVEL IS SPEAKING
Uh, you don't get to bring thots.
how did you get into my house?
They are not my thots
I once put on Four Lions to a group of girls and they didn't laugh once.
Look again the flame is hidden
Time to go mobile
for you
Don't worry, they are very cheap.
And why would I want them?
can someone explain why the relative position of a ho is important
It's sort of like the difference between korewa and sorewa. You use thot for something close to you or close enough to show on a screen.
They work for the football player, the muscled man.
Okay, okay. I'll put on something else.
Absolute Cringe
Realistically speaking, what would they be watching?
Stranger Memes
Chad?
BECAUSE IT'S MY HOUSE YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORES!
(proceeds to slap her so hard that the girl next to her is also knocked over)
YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOUR STUPID CUNT FRIENDS SOMETHING MORE ENTERTAINING? CRAWL OVER HERE ON YOUR KNEES AND UNDO MY PANTS. DID I FUCKING STUTTER? I HAVE NO PROBLEM RAPING YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND THEN DOING THE SAME TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM, SO IF I HAVE TO UNFASTEN MY OWN DAMN BELT MY HAND WON'T BE THE ONLY THING WHIPPED ACROSS YOUR FACE. JUST CALL MY DICK 'IN CHARGE'.
NOW YOU, YOU, YOU AND YOU GET YOUR FUCKING TOPS OFF NOW. YOU CAN GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND WATCH, YOU BRING NOTHING TO THE TABLE, BUT YOU BETTER FUCKING WATCH ALL OF IT.
COME INTO MY HOUSE, RAID MY KITCHEN AND MAKE FUCKING TACOS IN MY LIVING ROOM?! WELL I'M BRINGING THE SOUR CREAM.
I'M GONNA SHOW EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU HOW BIG OF A GUY I AM, AND IT'S GOING TO BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU.
(gripping her by the hair and forcing her to look up at him)
THIS IS WHY I TOLD YOU YOU DIDN'T GET TO BRING FRIENDS.
"We're meme-ing!!"
If I ejaculate in all of them will I die??
the rape scene is kino
Who are you people? Get out of my living room. Wait, I've been homeless since 1996, where am I? Sarah? You died 30 years ago, I don't understand.
The real question is: would you jump on the left group, or the right group.
I vote Right
t. incel
noice
Begone, thot, you obviously can't appreciate the nuanced kinography of Christopher "Bravo!" Nolan, represented in this case by the terrific "plane scene".
First one to suck my cock, gets to stay on my living room.
Uh, uh I'm sorry ladies… If you want I'll give you all foot rubs while we watch something you want…
Listen you whores, you better watch this fucking movie
Train to Busan is a masterpiece, you whores
this is kino
*nods*
Best to worst smug cunts (by order of head position, left to right)