Alien Vs Predator

Why exactly is AvP2010 so loathed? I recently played through both AvP2 and the 2010 remake and don't understand how the latter was widely considered to be irredeemable garbage.

The Alien campaign was a little weak since you miss out on the chance to play the full lifecycle, and the battle against the Predator is nothing but a tedious series of hit-and-runs. Apart from that it captured the feel of being a sneaky nightmare perfectly.

Playing as the Predator was a far better stealth experience than AvP2 since cloaking is a given, and the mimic and focus jump allowed for more flexibility. My only gripe was the fact that the plasma caster would instantly give away your position upon charging, like it just triggered a global AI script regardless of whether anyone could see the laser targeter or not.

No complaints with the Marine campaign apart from the characters being somewhat forgettable. The smart gun was fucking awesome this time around.

Nothing I found warranted the level of hate the remake drew, so what am I missing? Were people sick of quick-time kills? Did it look shit graphically on consoles? Was it all ruined nostalgia?

I haven't actually tried the multiplayer for either game, so I'm willing to accept that the online is so different for each title that it pissed off everyone who tried it. However it seems the hatred for AvP2010 goes far beyond disappointment over multiplayer.

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I think 2010 is just fucking fine actually. 2 is way better though.

all three of those games have their pros and cons but it's all down to opinion, I generally prefer 2 since it's the most together experience

2010 has some awesome aesthetics if you ask me.

AvP2010 is decent. It's not looked favourably upon because the multiplayer was broken as fuck. Predator was ridiculously OP, and the alien could stunlock you with its tail if it was on a wall or ceiling. That said, when you did get a server with a good map and race balancing the game was a blast to play.
Plus, Infestation was a damn fine gamemode.

The campaigns were ok, I guess. They were nothing special.
I don't think the game was ever hated, but it's definitely inferior to the others. Some people griped about the melee system which didn't really work out well and I can see their point. The game just lacked polish, really. And also the devs dropped support for it pretty quickly so its glaring flaws never did get fixed.

what
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this shit

I duhno, it doesn't look that bad, though there is a distinctly different kind of behavior being shown by the alien than normal.

Primal Hunt is honestly the hardest fucking game I've ever played

Some cool shots but the tonal inconsistency and acting seems to be very similar to Prometheus, which tells that maybe Lindeloff wasn't the sole destructive force behind it. Added with Alien$-babby pandering, I have a hunch it will be terrible.

How hard/unprofitable would be just to make it feel more restrained and romantist hard scifi like the original trilogy?

You mean on hardest? I think I never beat the marine campaign on hardest in AvP2 either. I just remember the xenos being too fucking fast.

Looks like they're trying to explore more of the misterious feel of the original alien movie, before it went full Call of Dooty.
I dig it, and Prometheus was a good movie too.
So clever of them to not call that movie Aliens: The Beginning.

that's the thing though, it wouldn't be hard to do what so ever but because this has to be a triple A production they feel the need to ruin anything decent by "playing it safe"

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we'll have to see about that but what's this about politics, did I say anything about them?

He's talking about the racemixing user.

Especially when you could turn it easily around. Scott is doing probably the boring horror trope thing where "sinful" behavior gets punished. You can bet your ass one of the gay couple gets pregnant.

The clothes are cool tho.

I mentioned it look at the ids but I fail to see what's political about race mixing

Feel free to repost all of these images.

Enjoy your space aids.

wouldn't that bring us full circle now, that'd be a nice twist

I only saved these four


You might not consider it political but other anons do.
Besides, if NASA were to make an actual colonization mission you know better than me that they would do exactly that.

no they would not only send a handful of fuckers out, they'd send thousands of people because you need that many inorder to not die out within a generation or more likely freezers full of lots and lots of sperm with eggs plus a turkey baster and caged monkeys

I remember there being a lot more, but now I cant find any

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I didn't like AVP2010 that much because the campaigns felt all the same to me and much of the marine campaign felt like a generic shooter of the time.

It does do some things right, like the predator gameplay and gore. Also the second(?) marine level where you enter a nightclub hive and have to fight off xenos to flashing neon lights and this music was really fucking noice.

Beta? No, but I did play the final product on release. I got stuck in it because I couldn't read english yet.

They would probably send shitload of different kinda androids to build the facilities while keeping the humans frozen until they can start the population process.


I play that game often, but beta?

right now we can't keep flesh alive while frozen nor can we build androids capable of building facilities which aren't rebuilt and on pre set up foundations

Just FYI, if someone is going to play AvP99 now, remember to look up the original FMV clips. They are a lot less shit than the ones in Gold and Steam-rerelease.


I liked lot how the basic stuff felt. The xenomorph has a very nice feel to it even if it should be able to reach higher top speeds. Too bad the levels are few and extremely limited.

Also, the smartgun sounded better in the game than the original film, fight me.

There is nothing wrong with racemixing, the ayyliums do it all the time

if both parties have superior genes then I'd agree, that's usually never the case though

Let natural selection sort that out

where's the natural selection in a human society user?

if we don't do it our selves then nature isn't going to since we've long beaten nature as a dominant defector in that regards

Eh? I dont remember we manage to ascend to another plane of existence, an h8chan doesnt count, this is just hell that we cant escape from

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we're the masters of our world, there's very little which we're unable to deal with anymore and that little is only a matter of time


I didn't see a gay couple but I'm not watching that shit again

It's in that "Last Supper" trailer.

Apparently, those shitty not-Xenomorphs get into a proper rumble with the real Xenomorphs.

It's simple, user. Inferior specimens rarely get to reproduce with superior specimens. If you can't get laid in the first place, your genetics are rendered obsolete and die off when you do.

You can't be serious, right? What are they gonna do? What are they going to propergate, alien space aids? Oh well, at least they get killed.

OH GOD THERE IS, AT AROUND 1:30 ISH

that could be good


if only that was the case with human society

Thanks for saving me the trouble user. I love the cutaway to the disgusted couple. Gee, I wonder if these terrible bigots are going to get comeuppance for not being open minded enough. :^)

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Well, if you aren't getting laid, then it must be working as intended.

All I'm posting. Need sleep.

Overall?
It wasn't bad, just far too short. Multiplayer if I recall was P2P which killed it. Plus all the deleted content, such as tailraping female characters through the anus

if that's not the worst part of it then the terrible writing, the terrible atmosphere and the awful direction really cut it further


I see your quip there user, fairly smooth

This fucking board is Cuckchan lite

that Syrian warfare thread was gamergate bait and you know it

Ayyy, that was me!

You can't make meta threads here, the meta board is dead so wat els do?

Nothing wrong with on-topic lewds if there's proper discussion involved. Now, fuck off with the meta.

They're couples for emotional support, not because they're going to be having kids to propagate the colony

How fast do you think people can have kids?

how about reading the rules before assuming the boards gender like that

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but it's o.k so long as their emotions are kept supported

The entire concept fails simply because you need a certain minimum of couples to avoid inbreeding. For animals it's about 120 pairs, dunno about humans.

They probably have a freezer full of eggs and shit like in Interstellar

Even if you doubled the couples and made them all straight it still wouldn't be enough see

Fuck off. This isn't even related. At least the faggots posting porn in this thread are posting related shit.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wait, you're serious? If anything there'd be an increase in domestic abuse and all sorts of shit that gays bring to the table. Oh, and not to mention aids as well.

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Well, you're a flaming fag but I don't know if you're gay or not

I did mention that but I also shitposted needing monkeys for it since just having more gene stock isn't enough and we haven't figured out using lesser animals as wombs yet


that's what I'm saying, if they had a population in the thousands then having gays wouldn't be so much of an issue

Woah! I got bamboozled again. got me to reply/10
plebbit is more to your speed, you evolutionary dead end.

Nani?

Jojo isn't bad but it's homoerotic to the max. I'm actually surprised the fanbase isn't 90% fujoshi.

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This is acceptable "broing". Dudes running around in quasi-drag-queen outfits is not.

being more feminine is more gay then two manly men rubbing sweating muscles together how?

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Just saying.

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Caeser is not gay motherfucker. Has the best outfit. What's next? Are you going to say Part 7 is shit?

webm because I ain't clicking shit

going gods work user, keep it up

It looks to me like it's the plot to Prometheus, but without Fox being fucktards and making it so Ridley can't use the actual xenos.

what if it's a sequel to prometheus?

Alien Resurrection (depending how you look at it then it'd be behind the first movie) > Alien 3 > Alien > (shit gap) > Aliens > Prometheus. Prove me wrong, Aliens is the Half-Life of movies.

You better be talking about the directors cut

how does a film which is set after aliens be set behind the first film that's set before aliens?

Kinda hilarious really since Promethius has no way to tie into this, unless dumb bitch and bot piloted an engineer deathship onto a planet mirroring earth except for the spores that propagate xenos.

hey if they made aliens 3 opening "work" then I'm sure they can pull something out of their ass for this

That ship was full of the black goo, retards. The wheat could've easily been salvaged by Shaw from the wreckage before she left off at the end of Prometheus.

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I personally enjoyed the game a lot, though felt that there was a missed opportunity in letting 6 learn the Acid Spit, which could have worked via health as ammo, meaning you stay secluded and lob it and move to recover your health.

That said, I really don't have many complaints, other than the campaigns feeling rather short. 6 doesn't even partake in the pyramid temple interior.

Can't get enough of seeing her "siblings" all strung up, though…

sure but this is fox we're talking about here and any little thing thing you can think of could be used as an excuse "oh she was in such a rush that she utterly forgot" or "well it's not the most important thing at the time" that kinda reasoning

if comparing both these trailers doesn't say something about the film industry then I don't know what will

Holla Forums had some theoretical leaks. Basically david goes rogue and uses the black goo to fuck up and experiment on everyone. He can also somehow control the aliens.
That is only if the leak is true and not just bullcrap. But it explains shaw being irrelevant while david makes a reappearance.
So yeah, it's a sequel with a completely different tone.

Meh, the original trailer even then had stupidly annoying and loud sound effects.

exactly

Ya know, now I really wish that there as a chapter in the 2010 avp where you got to play as a queen, or at least them not going back on 6's development of becoming a praetorian.

I know your brain is wired to make stupid associations but come on.

The ending cutscene of 6 screamed of cut content.

totally, but also, if you pay attention to what the soldiers are saying, starting from the Jungle chapter, they keep referring to 6 as "Look at the size of that bitch".

Her tail tip also changed and her shadow has the praetorian crest, showcasing her having gone through a metamorphosis. I think that would have been where you'd get the acid spit since it seems like the only other viable skill for you to have as the xeno.

This game had some really fun MP game modes when it was populated, I never got bored of it.

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Yeah Weyland-Yutani got bought by Wal-Mart so topical and funneh

Pretty sure it was confirmed that David appears in Covenant and that they signed on Noomi Rapace as well. It's a sequel to Prometheus.

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Or artificial wombs, maybe.

I hope the aliens win.

What.

It was a funneh and instantly dated joke from Joss Whedon's Alien: Resurrection. The lore was fucked for Dreamworks-tier writing and weird European cinema director. Alien 4 is shit.

Aliens being controlled by a synthetic is pretty underwhelming for me. I'd root for someone exterminating both sides. Like predators.

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The only niggers here on the ship in the movie.

Yeah, true, but I'm still rooting for the Aliens because I don't follow the lore past Alien.

They are being directed by this piece of shit. A fucking runaway toaster.

I wish christianity made all you fags ashamed of your fetishes so we could have a nice aliens discussion

He looks like a beautiful aryan man.

He is not your aryan husbando. He is just a machine with bugs.

It fits in the sense that the xenomorphs are symbolically demons, goddless beings, so their only content in life is to kill and and multiply mindlessly. They have been reduced to mindless beasts, perfect beasts, but only beasts still. They follow only their instincts, their biology.

If David were able to hack that biology he could perhaps guide them with pheromones or some shit. Make them protect him as if he were their queen and rile up them when needed. It's not far fetched and would make David a genuinely interesting villain for me.

FYI, I've always kinda wished they'd write the xenomorphs as remnants of some greater species, one that exists as virtual entities within their tech and the xenomorphs would've been their main avatars, the engineers would've been independent servants (that's why they had this theme of selflessness but end up creating the xenos) but I guess that would be too interesting for Fox.

Nice touch.

Big problem is Alien was a learning experience for the audience. Even by Aliens you know what it is and how it 'works' so trying that again wouldn't work.

If they were so Christian that it made them repress their sexual desires what makes you think they wouldn't slander Aliens as filth with its gore and sexual themes? Giger specifically made the aliens to creep people out with phallic/ sexual imagery.

The gayest thing is joseph showing his abs, caesar just covered his clothes in soap for cool hamon tricks.
The pillarmen are supposed to dress like aztecs.

Fuck it, while I'm in this thread I'll shill it here.
There's a mod for Doom that makes it Aliens. moddb.com/mods/aliens-the-ultimate-doom/downloads

Fucking great fun, randomises spawns so you can go around a corner and find a praetorian or fuck all, only to get a key or open a door and half a hive comes to kill you, leaving you running like fuck to a sentrygun you set up earlier somewhere and hoping you don't get trapped.

Every single alien movie shows them being intelligent, solving puzzles, manipulating human machinery and often surprising humans. The only times when they act mindlessly is when they are in a big pack.
So why would you say they are mindless ? I think the formula of alien 1, perhaps with eggmorphing or the formula of alien 2-4 have enough meat in them for a couple more movies. But that would require a director worth a shit.

Apparently the first draft of Promethius (Alien: Engineers or something) was going to have the 'original' facehugger and an alien as a white, tail-less, back-spikeless boneless thing that could squeeze into any gap due to being boneless. The one we all know and love was to be the black-goo'd version, following a thought that the original ship in Alien was a 'bomber'.

I doubt he wanted NEETs to post explicitly sexualized versions of his work online ( I know about the genital imagery, in this case it's just porn without any subtlety )
And It just seems like we can't have an avp thread without porn

That sounds pretty good actually. Instead we got space zombies.

But user, some of his work is explicitly sexualized. And I'm not talking about imagery either.

I mean mindless in the sense that they don't have greater aspirations in life. They are clever, but that power is used only to get more hosts or protect the hive. They are purely functional creatures, like androids. Also, they attack everything on sight. Note that they cannot deceive or they don't have no incentive do to so.

What of the ones in alien 4 that baited the scientists into the cage and froze them to death ? Pretty sure that's deception.
Also with such negligent use of words you could portray predators as equally mindless hunting machines. Mindless has the following definitions:
None of these describe aliens.

But predators have a culture and fashion tools, the xenonrophs don't.

*xenomorphs

any custom maps for it?

Check these sick net burn marks.

It just occured to me how much more efficient it would be for the aliens to be more like thenpredalien, and make good use of the sperm and ova of humans. Male xenoform from a dude, progenates a facehuggers that latches on the womans bottom, sending tubes up through the cervix and directly to the ovaries, stealing most of them while fertilizing a dozen or so. And taking the rest back to the queen for direct live births.


Alternately, keep the women hostage and forcefed and pump a fluid into the overies to preserve the eggs, and directly hook up through the bellybutton to the uterus. And keep her around alive and fed while she pumps out live form xenomorphs every few minutes after a couple of hours. And does so until she runs out of ova eggs.

And have one or two men tied down and forcibly cum pumped by the queen. Involving sending tubes up the urethra, through the prostate and directly to the testes for direct forced drainage until the testes implode from the forced hyper production of sperm, with the prostate fluids of semen being leaked out and dripping.


All the rapidly and continoucontinuouslysky produce more xenomorphs.

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sounds interesting, tell me more.

really niggers? consider my disbelief unsuspended. they somehow managed to shoehorn in something more retarded than the fucking cartographer getting lost despite having literally just made complete maps…

No, but it makes the default levels different enough despite the layouts, and it works with any map pack that works for Doom 1 or 2.

Christ user that's pretty hot actually

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In a way they don't care about consequences. They just want a peaceful place to hunt and rape lesser beings, while humanity is looking for the staaars!


obligatory: pastebin.com/UKsjF4Fu

Not a bad read. Here is a link I found a few years back. web.archive.org/web/20120829041710/www.asstr.org/files/Authors/Kynk99/alien.html

why would you want that? anons are gross

What is the point of being sucked by the bigger mouth when you can only get sucked by the little one?

Goddamn.

look at pt1 closely, she uses the small one first then follows up with her big mouth

Completely ruined!

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Why would an alium need a penis ?

But what about Alien: Resurrection?

Wait, are they sent by the government?

I figured they were send by some agency that allows for whomever is willing to pay to go.

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Don't ever post this again

don't worry, the guy does non benis too

cause the artist says they are xenomorphs that spawned from sex surrogate gynoids, and his gynoids are dickgirls.

You have redeemed yerself, for now.


Now you fucked up again!

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All in all, the art is pretty good.

Aw shit, deepest lore.

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i know, ima /d/eviant after all

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My degeneracy is degenerate, but still not as degenerate as this degeneracy. I just want to be a alium hunting and imprisoning hot females into my rapecave, damn it.

It's not that what's posted includes sexual imagery or is degenerate, it's that it contains a complete failure to understand or implement anything that makes the original sexual imagery any good. Instead of something lithe, bony, predatory and phallic with a glossy, slimy coat and a hint of the dominatrix, it's a fat human with spines on the back drawn in smooth, matte tones and all the little subtleties of the original design lost. A dick was added to what is already a inherently phallic beast, and the excuse given is some gay ass nonsensical OC, ignoring that the alien is designed to be the sole focus, the prima of peversity, and not some mere co-conspirator. TL;DR the art's absolute shit and the guy who posted it is a faggot with no sense of taste or refinement.

More like Deepest Whore

Is there somewhere requirements that the artists have to remain strictly within the source material? Arousal doesn't have to make sense, does it? If he enjoys fat dick girls mixed with couple xenomorph traits, what is it away from you?

You have all the rights to criticize and call it shit, even I think some of that art is quite tacky, but don't think there are absolute standards when it comes to artistic purity. Even Giger messed around a lot with his designs.

Thank you user

I just want a game where you can do as much with xenomorphs as possible


gay


see even then there's still problems, who's going to look after the babies once they birth?

do they really expect 15-20 people to hand the thousands of babies they'd no doubt have?

that'd be interesting to see


that's just an excuses for them not to try, you can make anything scary if you do it right and it says alot if they can't make something which was scary, scary again


actually wouldn't it make more sense for them to develop the ability to scan creatures of their DNA and then go off to make a batch of eggs using said DNA to change the larva growing inside the eggs accordingly?

Your not alone user, Its why I liked the AVP 2 campaign so much, Start as facehugger and work your way up

agreed, only xenomorphs in ss13 got this part right and even then it still needs a complete over haul

No /d/eviant i would know would ever wish for the death of a cute dickgirl
You're probably from furry
however Dickgirl on Xeno is kinda hot

Gee I fucking wonder why it is threated as cancer. Better push E real fast before this quick time event kills me.

Oh shit. I somehow forgot about the 'press E to instakill' bullshit. There were literally conga lines of people backstabbing eachother. That was one mechanic that the devs really, really didn't put much thought into. Not that the rest of the game was brilliant.

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Inb4 you go on the servers and that crazy sniper makes you quit within 10 min of headshotting you midair every single time.

If you think AVP2 is fast, you clearly never played AvP98. You got a fucking dopplar effect running past shit as the Alien

I've not tried the new online play yet. one thing that annoyed me back in the day was cloaked predators standing perfectly still and sniping people with the dart gun. couldn't see them and couldn't motion tract them. pretty much impossible to find them as a human.
has Holla Forums hosted a server yet?

Oh I did play it. But I was a kid and being scared, I only ever played predator.

Adding to that: avp1 was the fastest, yes, but avp2 was not slow either. AvP 2010 suffered from the modern day problems shooters had - everything was slower.

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Not enough rape

AvP2 always felt like treacle for me. Pissed me off no end after coming off from AvP1.

I have the original artbook, my cousin from a very fanatic christian small town tried to convince my parents I made a contract with the devil for buying it
Good times

Giger would be proud

Anyone got a torreant link for the Alien comics?
I Tried looking online but quite a lot of the ones i found were dead and without seeders

Are people becoming more unoriginal or something?

Annoying as fuck. Like they couldn't figure out how to depict drama or distress without a wincing or crying woman on screen at all time.

Well they're trying to appeal to beta white knights, cucks and faggots so of course thats how they're going to depict distress

Not to mention compared to ripley they look like the most pussy ass women ever. What happened to that stronk womyn bullshit?

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Considering playing the xenomorph is pretty much the most wholly unique experience this and very few other franchises can offer it was pretty much the deal breaker for me that they made it so damn short.

They can fuck off for not just calling it AVP3.

It was alright otherwise.

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I will have to look through my long boxes. I do not recall that chestburster though

I wish Praetorian was on that chart…

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10/10

hav…. oh you glorious bastard

Wouldn't that fishnet cube up his dick?

I laughed more than I should at this.
Still no 40k game about Tea, Lasguns and Muffin chops

You talking about the old Dark Horse ones? Think there's a torrent for the omnibus collection. Check also the newer ones like Inhuman Condition and Fire and Stone.

Then the Alien King ended up getting its shit pushed in my a normal Queen.

well it was just birthed from some random commando who was a bit of a bitch tbh

Xenomorphs are hyper adaptive parasites akin to a macro virus, entirely different biological needs to worry about. Human race mixing only leads to a loss of valuable tyraits in exchange for ugly little shits who are worse then the better parent and only marginally better then the other parent if they're lucky while at the same time garrunteed to suffer a myriad of minor health problems that will add-up to an otherwise shitty specimen. Then there is specific results you can expect when racemixing certain races, like chink girls and white males have an abnormally high rate of psychopaths being born to second or third generation mixing, or jap girl and white male results in excessively feminine girly men whom are pretty much a genetic dead end.

There is a reason mixed race children hate themselves.

Yeah, bigots like you.

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Or you know, he could be one.

Maybe he's the bastard child of an alien and a human.

inferior stock detected, keep blaming everyone else for your failures

Race-mixing doesn't inherently create defects any more it creates superior individiuals.
reverse-sjws


They really need to make games with alien-gameplay.

Everything about that animation is terrible. I don't think I'll ever get over it.

Or they have massive identity issues due to being the product of two wildly different cultural and genetic stocks.
But genetics and culture don't matter haha, race doesn't exist goy

Ha ha, oh Hollyjew

Yes it does. It empirically does. Mixed race children never feel like they fit in, they always feel like outsiders. Even around similar mixed race children. Besides the obvious physical defects they are prone to (as well as many diseases and cancer) they are also prone to psychological disabilities. Go look it up instead of just spewing random stuff.

Slav+white or spaniard+whites never seem to create issues here. And if you look at Finland, it's a succesful nation of white+asians. And even white+black managed to become the president of US. Meanwhile I get to deal plenty of defective pure whites in everyday life.

As expected.

Feel free to dump your charts with unreliable sources then.

You made a claim here I'm waiting for you to back it up first. Clearly since you felt the need to say it you have some sort of evidence of your claim first. Then afterwards sure, I will post evidence. If you admit you're just an angry Holla Forums user or someone trying to bait/troll people, then sure I will post evidence.

You made the bed, now lie in it.

You may not be familiar with the concept of a diversity hire.

The lack of proof is my evidence. I can't find any reliable studies on the subject stating one way or another, thus it is pretty safe to assume that if such issues were significant in "race-mixed" offspring it would be more widely documented.

there's nothing wrong with being inferior so long as you don't develop a complex over it and ruin everything for everyone else forever

Only a leftist would think like this.
i.e. you refuse to look for it. And if you ever found something you would refuse to believe it or call the sources unreliable because it doesn't fit in with your world view.

WEW

I'd rather he dumps xeno smut.

All I have that's not already posted.

Not quite, but I can go with it. Haven't heard of the issue before so may as well continue my life with more important subjects until someone points out something concrete. Remember that just because something is printed in a book doesn't make it credible.

Reminder that we have >>>/polarchive/ and >>>Holla Forums so now you don't need to derail threads with your braindead leftist bullshit.

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Why do they color-grade everything into shit nowadays? You can see the same thing in Covenant's trailer.

This is furry shit and the icing on the cake
fuck off back to /furry/
yes i know its dead


Didnt they also make the superman movie shit by doing it absurdly?

I saw Prometheus when it came out and thought it had some neat stuff that was ultimately ruined by the bad writing and obviously missing content because Fox are retards that ruin everything. However, I had never seen any of the proper Alien films (saw AVP1 and Predator films) until last year when I finally decided to binge watch them all.

Watching Alien made me realize Prometheus was just a remake/reboot and the characters being completely retarded was a feature, not a bug. In order for shit to go tits up in Alien, they had to be written so stupid that they don't follow any sort of proper quarantine on the guy that got facehugged. Overall I just didn't really like it.

Aliens was a much better film just purely for plot alone. Yeah it was an action film instead of a horror film but at least it kept the retard levels down. Countless video games have ripped off elements of that movie over the decades, which is why Alien video games feel played out - because we've seen it before in other games.

I didn't like that the opening of Alien 3 completely shits all over the ending of Aliens. Made that movie feel like a waste of time. The rest of the plot was OK in of itself because they were able to go back to having a single Alien be a huge threat that requires a lot of effort to kill. I watched the theatrical releases of Alien/s but for Alien 3 I watched the extended cut because I read online that the theatrical version was botched hard (what a surprise).

Resurrection was so bad this guy
had to point out it isn't even in that chart. Fuck Joss Whedon.

to make it look more aesthetically pleasing

No, if the Alien crew had been that stupid, they would've been drinking beer in the medical room with the facehugged Kane, having loud party on the ship when the rest of the party was exploring the derelict and Lambert would've been all "MAYBE THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD" after the alien shows up.

Same

What bothers me is that they've been using the same fucking design for 30 years, and everybody know what an Alien looks like, it's not scary anymore. They've always looked cool but it's way too much present in our culture to look threatening in a movie.

what a fucking shit design holy shit.

Also, the quarantine was broken by Ash who had an agenda.

Is this Venom?

Yeah he had an agenda but you'd think SOMEONE would have said "hey buddy I know you seem fine now but maybe we should keep you locked in this room for a few days while we learn more about the Alien creature that was inside you for a while?"

I wasn't excusing the Prometheus crew being stupid, I'm just saying that they were stupid because that's the same formula that was in Alien and Prometheus being a reboot (now prequel I guess) was forced to follow that formula.

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Somebody cap this and see if something similar happens in coveneant

think it's the xenomorph from mortal combat

If they keep putting out movies like this, How long until i wish for another Resurrection?
And will it be because It would be a significant leap in quality or because I will want to kill the series again?

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Ripley was probably the most serious thing in that movie, everything else looked like a parody
It wasn't horror but it was funny

This seems pretty cool. If they manage to focus on David being a cunt properly then this movie might have an identity of its own.

Anyone willing to play AvP2010 co op thing with the wave base survival? I have had this game for a while since I bought it for like $2.50 a while ago. It would be pretty fun to play with someone.

Ripley was stronk because she was a competent woman that wanted to make it back home to meet her daughter, she wasnt an "empowered wymmyn" sjws like to force so much nowadays.

The first time I played through 2010 I felt is was just okay. Then I played through the Marine campaign using only the pistol and it was extremely fun and satisfying.

It wasn't even explained what the black goo is, and you'd only find out from cut material and tell you what that bizarre intro was about. The goo is the ultimate super science genetic engineering mutating agent, it essentially does creationist styled guided evolution to achieve a "programmed" form. The programmed form in question is whatever is first imprinted (first contact) to the goo before exposure to anything else then it will change, mutate, and adapt everything to become the imprinted organism as closely as possible.

The only good thing that can possibly come out of this shitfests is a sequel to Alien Isolation.

They really didn't need to, I thought it was pretty self-explanatory.

that's what I thought, only I had hopes for a different game all together

What kind of game did you have in mind?

a RPG simulator that's open world where you can play as either a wayland employee, colonal marine, predator or xenomorph. each side has their over all goal with lots of sub goals

So a Space Station 13 Aliems?

colonial-marines.com/wiki/Main_Page

It came out after the first godawful AvP movie and had the same aesthetics and storytelling.
It was a step backwards compared to AvP2 and lacks content.
Since fucking forever fans of AvP want to see the Setting more explored, yet AvP2010 just gave us the standard shit we have already seen a thousand times.
Its mediocrity killed other more amazing Alien and AvP Games in the making.

yeah but not shit

I have to admit, the idea of mixing Aliens and a forest seems decent, but that trailer is meh. Also looks like they don't focus on the forest.

Damm, imagine if they had build a settlement and then started loosing people who go hunting, eventually realizing they've stirred a nest

They don't have the movie set in a forest because they have great ideas, they have it set in a forest because it is cheaper than building huge sci-fi sets and creating a alien planet with CGI. Same shit happened to the Alien vs. Predator movie, first movie takes place in a huge Predator temple in the antarctic, only for the second movie to be playing in some generic US town.

not to mention the trash combat

and that's not to mention that predators are broken as fuck and the maps are designed around the bloody marines meaning as a xenomorph at best you get some tunnel the predators can still use

it's funny though considering the first and second game were on a shoe string budget and aliens had a mixture of sets and scale models which were used in such a way that it's pretty hard to spot just which one is which

Okay let me just sum up why its not "funny" in one word.

the first and the second films were filmed in England

fucking Kenner got that shit right.

Hows this for idea:


Seems like a simple yet fun idea. I really liked the 2010 version as you got the fun part of slinking on ceilings and walls and breaking lights and such, and it's a bitch to find out how to harvest all the people successfully.

cheeky motherfucker

you know it's bad when….

other then that, it's o.k 10/10

It's when a Xeno grabs a Tarkatan; it looks like it's on roids and gets arm blades.

If that shit wasn't parody it was trying very hard to be.

You think, huh?

Nah that could work if the Ayylmaos are the only playing characters. My apologies for thinking too small.

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Here, I webmed that for you because reasons

another webm because I still ain't clicking shit

the only issue is how the fuck does a face hugger hug anything MUCH larger then it or MUCH smaller then it and once that's sorted you got your self some sweet deviant art/furryfag bait

Exactly my point idiot.

Covenant has been filmed in new zealand

These images would make for better textures than what we usually get out of AVP and Alien games.

I will not stop hating the ancient arabs for murdering 1.5 million early europeans. So many lost unique dna traits. Nobody will ever recover them, we can't make our own unique dna.
If anyone on Holla Forums has any dna lottery games, I'd love to play them even if it's just shitty stats games with no practical gameplay.

Ok one final reply before my post starts looking like an attentionwhoring /a/utist.
People were especially pissed off at AvP 3 for not including a game editor, let alone the source code.
AvP 2 at least included the editor which spawned about 700 custom maps and a lot of mods like Payback Time.

I would post the links here so we can play some matches. But.. AvP 2 is shit for a lack of a better word. It's an arcade-y melee game focused on a Quake-style gameplay which does not allow for any other genres to pass through, there is no such thing as a slower gameplay in it.

Meanwhile Warcraft 3 and Starcraft 1 & 2 managed to create over 9000 maps each with their own differing genre, Despite everything being top-down. Its editor was much more powerful than SS13.

Everyone got so creative with those script triggers that they managed to create unique genres not normally possible in RTS.

I wish any of the PC-related games for AVP were simulators like Farcry, Fallout, GTA, etc. and the action-packed games were left in the hands of the arcades. ALL of the arcade aliens games were always good and a pleasure to play, even if all of them were short as hell.

Jesus fucking Christ user, I know this is 4chan, but try to not murder my sides, I still need them.

>>>/4chan/

The fact that Ridley is way too confident about Covenant, makes me think that it's going to be a disaster

so long as it sells then it doesn't matter to him I'd think

WELL. IT IS NOW

This is how we die.

:^(

The "last supper" trailer was all I needed to see to know it is shit. Bladerunner and Alien were both a fluke.

sounds like you want natural selection 2 why not just play that?

It worked in Nosgoth with different factions.

This is a good point, Alien vs. Predator 2 and Natural Selection 2 came out in the same year. All around NS2 is the better Game.

I came into this thread to say you are a cuck.

That box art looked so good too.

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Who the fuck is so retarded enough to spit a paper ball at their own window?

Alien 4 is one heavy handed social commentary on the military.

it was directed by a Frenchmen so what do you expect?

C'mon anons it wasn't even good bait.

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