TITCOWS ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED

Jose Long
Jose Long

get ready for titcow lovers to post their busted shit.

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hooktube.com/watch?v=4SjpLBPNyoM?t=82
xvideos.com/video4214962/amazing_atheist
encyclopediadramatica.rs/TheAmazingAtheist
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Kirk_diploma_mills
milkgenomics.org/article/do-larger-breasts-make-more-milk/
cep.ucsb.edu/papers/whrlassekgaulin2008.pdf
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2408591/American-ethnicity-map-shows-melting-pot-ethnicities-make-USA-today.html
archive.fo/Iropk

Brandon Russell
Brandon Russell

I knew Metro was about scrapping the absolute bottom barrel but they keep surprising me

Zachary Myers
Zachary Myers

An article about a fucking YouTube comment.

Bentley Reyes
Bentley Reyes

Alicia wet, dirty and scared

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John Peterson
John Peterson

that half-assed attempt at censorship

Hunter Rodriguez
Hunter Rodriguez

Not even boobs would save that rat-faced jew.

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Samuel Foster
Samuel Foster

An article about a fucking tweet from a youtuber
FTFY

Easton Gray
Easton Gray

He's right. Lara Croft isn't supposed to be flat. How hard is to understand this?

Benjamin Anderson
Benjamin Anderson

Most journalist are just poor freelancers with little culture these days, also they must produce clickbait articles when they are not copy pasting content from press agencies.
All the famous Youtubers have more viewership than them and more money. Advertisement on the Internet is dead, the only way to make profit is to sell readers informations.
Abi Wilkinson, that crazy bitch from the Guardian who was advocating for a 100% inheritance tax to give money to rapefugees, is using Patreon to support her poor journalist lifestyle.
Let it all burn

Thomas Phillips
Thomas Phillips

Objectively, there is no reason why she should have tits, she is not a mother.

Noah Nelson
Noah Nelson

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Matthew Brooks
Matthew Brooks

Did you even played the game?

Jacob Sanchez
Jacob Sanchez

internet reacts accordingly

No, just some people on twitter

Kayden Diaz
Kayden Diaz

Glad they didn't cast another boring titcow for this role. titcow fatties need to learn their place

Logan Jones
Logan Jones

blocks your path
What do?

Jordan Morgan
Jordan Morgan

Implying impregnation is the only thing that causes breasts to grow on human females, otherwise they are flat as men.

Julian Rogers
Julian Rogers

I did, and her tits were nothing to write home about, I fapped many more times to Elexis from SiN than I did to Lara.

Tomb Raider was good for the acrobatic shit and falling to death, it was never "really" a sexy game.

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Zachary Gomez
Zachary Gomez

Lara was sexy, even in the reboot she looked nice.

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Aaron Hughes
Aaron Hughes

Back in the days it was the first video game sex symbol.
Let me give an educated guess, you were born in the 90's.

Jaxson Campbell
Jaxson Campbell

That was Samus.

Ethan Taylor
Ethan Taylor

Call her mommy and ask her if I can have some milky as she pulls me into a deep hug and I nibble on her neck.

Christian Roberts
Christian Roberts

86. The "sex symbol" crap was literally magazine propaganda/hype, I never knew ANY kid that fapped to Lara, most of them were into anime chicks instead.

Phantis came first.

Nathan Miller
Nathan Miller

They had to pad Jolie to get close to Lara's assets and didn't even reach the vidya levels.

William Stewart
William Stewart

well, now you have, I faped to Lara Croft, I was turning her so I could see her butt.
=^_^=
He thinks my parents would have bought me a game with a scantily clad woman like Phantis.
Good laugh.
You would have to finish the game to know it was a girl…

Brody Harris
Brody Harris

MEET THE FIRST VIRTUAL MUSE FOR REALS OK? SHE IS A SEX SYMBOL LIKE BRITNEY BUY THIS - TOTALLY HONEST MAGAZINE
That shit got me mad even then, it made me hate Lara even tho I liked the game. Specially because of those "ads" my mom gave me shit for buying the games thinking it was porn.

The best part of Tomb Raider is walking around in her mansion pretending you are rich. ;_;

Mason Morris
Mason Morris

vikander >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jolie

Cameron Ramirez
Cameron Ramirez

jolie was shit and still is better

Andrew Rivera
Andrew Rivera

Of known actresses, Gemma is likely the most suited. Thic, brit, androginous-faced, fit. But she is maybe a bit too thic and too old. So I would go for a new face, there are so many very accurate cosplayers out there, one of them has to be able to act…

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Jordan Johnson
Jordan Johnson

thic
*fat

Dylan Turner
Dylan Turner

It's another titcow
Does everyone on this board have shit taste?

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Austin Cruz
Austin Cruz

This is the ideal female body…deal with it

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Isaac Williams
Isaac Williams

I was a kid, she literally masturbates in a hottub during the game…
They remade the game recently, this is her now.

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Jackson Mitchell
Jackson Mitchell

Lara is supposed to be sexy, which Vikander accomplishes. Big tits are passé.

Brandon Torres
Brandon Torres

Poor boy spotted.

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Logan Hughes
Logan Hughes

no uteral bump
Not too bad, but could be better

Ethan Fisher
Ethan Fisher

A CG movie would be better.

Joseph Ward
Joseph Ward

Not even boobs would save that rat-faced jew.
this is a hollywood production. lara was predetermined to be played by a rat-faced jew.

Juan Watson
Juan Watson

But usually they fix the rat-face with plastic surgery.

Leo Price
Leo Price

Well a blockbuster isn't going to star an ugly woman and women who aren't Jewish are ugly.

Samuel Sullivan
Samuel Sullivan

Say what? If they really remade it, that's news to me. Otherwise, I'm quite certain those pics are from the original release of the game way back when.

Dominic Young
Dominic Young

the idea female body
mosquito tits
fridge
A face is part of a body too and her face is a failure.

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Jonathan Ortiz
Jonathan Ortiz

You are quite confused, user.
This is how it looked like in the original:
hooktube.com/watch?v=4SjpLBPNyoM?t=82

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John Brooks
John Brooks

Fucking hooktube can't into timecode, change to youtube or skip to 1:30.

Lucas Baker
Lucas Baker

Not only are her tits too small, but her ass is too small, her shoulders are too broad, and her face is too plain. Lara Croft is hot. This chick isn't. End of story.

Grayson Cruz
Grayson Cruz

those both look good. not fat enough for you?

Christian Davis
Christian Davis

Fuck off Zach. Best Emma is the ideal woman.
Don't lump her with Emily Jean Stone or with Worst Emma.

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Justin Adams
Justin Adams

Agree except for face. I think she's cute.

Tyler White
Tyler White

Reported for Jewry
/oven/index.html

Wyatt Anderson
Wyatt Anderson

Based Amazing Atheist, never thought I would ever praise the penultimate redditor himself.

Mason Wood
Mason Wood

Call yourself a journalist
write about the amazing banana saying
Hold up, is that a dude? I can't tell with that train wreck of a face.

Levi Ward
Levi Ward

This is who is making the front page of the

Hold up. what the fuck is metro entertainment. Some fagrag gossip shit?

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Cameron Hernandez
Cameron Hernandez

where's his dick

Jaxson Nelson
Jaxson Nelson

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF IS THIS???

WHY DO ALL REDDITORS SECRETLY DO GAY SHIT?

Jordan Jackson
Jordan Jackson

It abandoned him, just like his father.

Xavier Martin
Xavier Martin

SECRETLY

Lincoln Thompson
Lincoln Thompson

That's the amazing atheist pouring diarrhea on himself and shoving a banana up his ass. The gif is him pouring boiling oil on his nub.

This man is the philosophical backbone of the atheist+ skeptic+ liberalistic+ movement. This is the man who comes on 8ch and calls people cucks and Jesus a kike on a stick. He also hates white people, but I am sure you could have predicted that.

Full video of the oil
xvideos.com/video4214962/amazing_atheist
ED page
encyclopediadramatica.rs/TheAmazingAtheist
Article about his scam artist father
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Kirk_diploma_mills

Jordan Jones
Jordan Jones

the jewtube rational septics :^)

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Ayden Scott
Ayden Scott

/v/irgins older than me on suicide watch
Holla Forums waifu virgins on suicide watch
kike lovers on suicide watch

imma go see this movie tbh

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Hunter Russell
Hunter Russell

First I see this

Then it's the Amazing Atheist himself "coming out", redditors are fucking gay, who knew?

Christian Williams
Christian Williams

redditors are fucking gay, who knew?
literally non of us tbh fam

Noah Foster
Noah Foster

swedish
born a year before me
tan
not a hadji
(hiurr durr eyem a stronk womin)

made for polska cock

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Logan Long
Logan Long

Those jiggle physics
Puts DOA to shame

Andrew Butler
Andrew Butler

Pic related was born a year after me, but I still look like a fucking kid in comparison.

Feels really fucking bad man.

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Ian Lewis
Ian Lewis

What is that hideous monstrosity?

Sebastian Kelly
Sebastian Kelly

Some instagram thot.

William Robinson
William Robinson

this is the first good thing I've seen the amazing banana say in years

Gabriel Morris
Gabriel Morris

muh GOCK

Jordan Rodriguez
Jordan Rodriguez

your shitty spammed pictures
She looks like shit everywhere

Charles Foster
Charles Foster

no ass
good

Thomas Lopez
Thomas Lopez

spotted the faggot
you could fry eggs on that womb

Justin Rodriguez
Justin Rodriguez

This movie is going to bomb. It's cuntbusters all over again.

Colton Jackson
Colton Jackson

T.J. The Amazing Cuckethist at it again
beautiful

Mason Foster
Mason Foster

Insert my goyim DNA into her.

Fuck her face is busted though.

Oliver Baker
Oliver Baker

He's telling the truth. Fuck this movie.

Evan Garcia
Evan Garcia

Why do people with low IQs love big, saggy tits?

Camden Edwards
Camden Edwards

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Angel Gray
Angel Gray

the movie is so creatively bankrupt it stole 90% of the nu-lara videogame and somehow chose an even nu-er Lara.

Jordan Wood
Jordan Wood

dont worry user, you'll deal better with aging later in life

Chase Roberts
Chase Roberts

Hollywood really does hate tits, tbh. The whole idea was she is supposed to be a bad ass sexy female. Sure women with smaller tits can be hot but obviously her main feature were her big tits. They're spinning this objectification bull shit as a way to continue pushing smaller titty women. Show the women with some girls some love for crying out loud. I'm sure women can still see the film and enjoy it if they are inadequate in some stupid fucking titty comparison. I just wanna see some boobs tbh.

Ethan Phillips
Ethan Phillips

that desperate attempt at drama to trick soyboys and mentally ill into salvaging this absolute bomb of a movie
Pathetic.

Jayden Wright
Jayden Wright

It's funny how they try to make a serious reboot but it still has a cheesy title like "Tomb Raider".

Adrian Nelson
Adrian Nelson

<someone makes bait thread
<all of the board posts

proves my theory to /b/
also if you think Alicia isnt raw fucking sex incarnate than you need to check yourself. muslims flooded sweden for a reason. to fuck grils liek Alicia.

Hudson Robinson
Hudson Robinson

<muh triangle fat bags
I'm gonna take my little sister and go to see this. She doesnt care about cuck wars or any of that shit thanks to the garbage that was "Inside Out" which I felt bad for taking her because we both fucking hated it. Now I can take my little sister to see a real movie without having her to feel insecure about her bust size because only jews love tits because they are obsessed with their mothers and not having milkies because their mother hated them. Schlomo Freud wanted to fuck his mother, so now, things like Nazism, Communism, junk science, junk philosophy, the tool of the eternal g*rman kike is running the world. You're all fucking pathetic.

Austin Anderson
Austin Anderson

Is your lil sis breeding age?

Austin Nelson
Austin Nelson

no one cares you're gay, homo

Oliver Howard
Oliver Howard

titcows are shunned in Hollywood
More sweater meat for me!

Xavier Diaz
Xavier Diaz

thats because anyone not middle eastern is considered exotic and free-game because they are infidels.

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Sebastian Smith
Sebastian Smith

media these day are made for women, not for men, women make up the majority of consumers, so they want plain relatable female characters that couldn't be considered a sexual threat to themselves.

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Julian Howard
Julian Howard

so… children?

Dylan Jenkins
Dylan Jenkins

Daily reminder that if you like small tits and no ass no hips you are low T and a pedophile.

Hudson Sanders
Hudson Sanders

Post pics of your lil sis.

Jaxon Baker
Jaxon Baker

ugly women
Fix'd for you.

Benjamin Ward
Benjamin Ward

That body looks perfect, what's the issue?

Aaron Gray
Aaron Gray

There's no way that isn't a transsexual.
Obviously most hollywood actresses have a manlike look to them, but that's definitely a man.

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Jackson Baker
Jackson Baker

That's because Jewish women are the men.

Owen Collins
Owen Collins

implying she's the typical swede
hell she might even be part kike

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Cooper Roberts
Cooper Roberts

Ew, she has the torso of a male bodybuilder. Adonis belt and all. Disgusting.

Gavin King
Gavin King

Larger tits are predominantly a white trait. Chances are if you hate big tits, you are probably some kind of shitskin.

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John Walker
John Walker

Damn nigga need to get a ticket to Russia.

Owen Myers
Owen Myers

This.

Christopher Ortiz
Christopher Ortiz

ireland is red
Definite proof of potatoniggery

Benjamin Sanders
Benjamin Sanders

I wasn't even aware there was a new Tomb Raider movie. That shit hasn't been culturally relevant in 20 years.

Easton Perry
Easton Perry

sweden is part of the green
can you imagine how inadequate Vikander must have felt her whole life?

Angel Wright
Angel Wright

What a handsome young man.

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William Jenkins
William Jenkins

You're a pleb shit faggot. She has no body keep spamming your spandex shit.

Adrian Green
Adrian Green

I agree. All women should be given hormone blockers to prevent their breasts increasing in size (as to not arouse men), until they are married. Then they should be given an extreme dose to make their breasts incredibly large for their new husbands and babies.

Christopher Adams
Christopher Adams

Spandex shows the true shape of the body, brainlet

Thomas Torres
Thomas Torres

Northern Ireland has bigger breasts than southern Ireland

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Brandon Collins
Brandon Collins

Or maybe it's just UK data painting the whole UK map

Blake Powell
Blake Powell

No brainlet it deceives you into thinking nothing is something, look at her bikini pics, zero fucking ass zero tits. She has to wear push up bras all the time in her skanky photoshoots.

Noah Ward
Noah Ward

doesn't know that telephoto flattens features
Those bikini pics are long distance paparazzi pics, focal distance does it.

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Lincoln Morgan
Lincoln Morgan

Northern Ireland is mostly Scots at this point.

Blake Wright
Blake Wright

She should pay you to be PR

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Jacob Wood
Jacob Wood

Vikander is legitimately flat though

Bentley Ross
Bentley Ross

you are probably some kind of shitskin.
I don't hate big tits. Big tits are great fun, but children born to big-assed mothers have a higher IQ than children born to infertile women. Breast-fed children have high IQ's too, but breast size itself doesn't correlate to milk production.

So in other words, the ideal is a chick with big tits and big ass, but if you had to choose then big ass is preferable as long as she isn't totally flat-chested and can produce enough milk.

t. Born in green region.

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Adam Scott
Adam Scott

than children born to infertile women
implying titcows are infertile
What?
but children born to big-assed mothers have a higher IQ
What?

Asher Baker
Asher Baker

no ass
Yes, that's objectively infertile, no matter how big your tits are, read my post again - breast size doesn't correlate to milk production.

but children born to big-assed mothers have a higher IQ
What?
It's true, the facts are out there.

Julian Davis
Julian Davis

She has no tits you fuckface. She has an A cup like Stone.

Brody Sullivan
Brody Sullivan

Tit size varies with body weight

Chase Johnson
Chase Johnson

less flat jew trannies.

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David Martinez
David Martinez

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Ayden Roberts
Ayden Roberts

Yes, it does. But the size of epithelial tissue in the tits doesn't change, so these women don't produce more milk. In fact, overweight/obese women produce even less milk.

The study reported a negative association between maternal BMI (body mass index), and the function of a gene that represents the milk-producing cells [12]. This suggested that the breast epithelial tissue is not as mature and ready to make copious amounts of milk in mothers with higher BMI. Most likely, the large breasts of overweight or obese mothers contain more fat cells than milk-making cells, which can explain the low milk supply of many of these mothers [13].

milkgenomics.org/article/do-larger-breasts-make-more-milk/

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

Higher BMI correlates with big asses.

Jacob James
Jacob James

Filtered, reported.

Matthew Brown
Matthew Brown

Big asses don't count if she's fat, just like big tits don't count on a fat chick.

Liam Brown
Liam Brown

Enjoy your ban for wasting the staff's time with reporting a relevant post that infringed no rules.
The image in your earlier post advocates for fat women and even mentions fatty acid storage and talks about malnourishment. And ass has no reproductive function by itself.

Hudson Moore
Hudson Moore

Why complicate things? Their parents should just arrange their marriages at age ten.

Henry Mitchell
Henry Mitchell

Enjoy YOUR ban for wasting the staff's time by reporting someone who hasn't actually reported anyone, dumbass.

Brandon Allen
Brandon Allen

tits are optional
Only if she has an ass. Does she?

Brody Hill
Brody Hill

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Cameron Bell
Cameron Bell

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Xavier Campbell
Xavier Campbell

Now that's legit fat, get that shit outta here son and stop discrediting the thick movement.

Jonathan Ward
Jonathan Ward

Didn't say she was thick.
She's chubby/fat but still pretty nice ( look at those tits).

Caleb Martinez
Caleb Martinez

reporting someone
But I didn't. I guess no one is getting banned then.

Camden Adams
Camden Adams

Also relates to the amount of xenoestrogens and other hormone disruptors in the water, food, etc. If it can give boys mantits then it can give girls bigger ones.

Tyler White
Tyler White

No bruh, you post that shit in chubby/fat threads. What's worse than normies associating thick with fat, is when the chubby chaser crowd starts associating thick with fat.

Connor Cruz
Connor Cruz

I happen to have the study he's talking about bookmarked.

Hips > ass > tits.

cep.ucsb.edu/papers/whrlassekgaulin2008.pdf

Hunter King
Hunter King

Hips > ass > tits.
Just more proof that Emma Rose Roberts isn't really Best Emma

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Ryder Perez
Ryder Perez

he thinks fatty acid == fat
You truly are low-IQ uneducated scum that doesn't deserve to have a voice on the internet.

Connor Young
Connor Young

blocks your path
Besides, Dumont doesn't have the uteral bump.

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Camden Butler
Camden Butler

he thinks fat is anything other than the way our bodies store fatty acids

Nolan Clark
Nolan Clark

me on the right

Jordan Smith
Jordan Smith

FAT

Hudson Scott
Hudson Scott

See, I knew everyone that likes big tits is a fat fetishist.

Hunter Martinez
Hunter Martinez

I thought that was a corn cob outfit at first.

Jordan Wright
Jordan Wright

no, they are just overcompensating for being closeted homosexuals

Benjamin Martinez
Benjamin Martinez

actors should look like the characters they're hired to play
This is a controversial statement now.

Christopher Sullivan
Christopher Sullivan

lol

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Lincoln Foster
Lincoln Foster

uteral bump
This a hot new meme or something? Ask Jeeves isn't giving me much to go on.

Thomas Johnson
Thomas Johnson

Characters should be designed more realistically.

Justin Lee
Justin Lee

not knowing that the original Sega Saturn release of Tomb Raider was rendered in sprites, ie 2d images, ie FLAT

Christopher Jenkins
Christopher Jenkins

You're both wrong.
And that chick is too fat.
Don't generalize like that based on one guy.

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Ian Wilson
Ian Wilson

Fatty acids are everything.

If you can decode the secrets of the fatty acids, you can decode life itself, you can make the perfect body that doesn't age or wither. Immortality is within your grasp user, but only if you unlock the mysteries of the fatty acids.

Side effects include bitch tits and getting raped by daddy and his three drunk friends.

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Gavin Green
Gavin Green

Not sure if that's right exactly,I admit I like fat chicks (there's a limit obviously) so long as they have tits and ass and are cute in the face however I also like thin and athletic chicks with if they meet the same criteria ( tits, ass, cute face).

Eli Jenkins
Eli Jenkins

How can someone look at this and not be repulsed?

Kayden Flores
Kayden Flores

homosexuals like other men user.

Christian Harris
Christian Harris

It's an anatomy thing. Even a ripped woman like this one exhibits a bump.

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Asher Hall
Asher Hall

No, that's from the original 1998 game SiN.
This is from SiN Episodes: Emergence, which was released in 2006. (Weird, I thought it was a few years older than that.)

As far as I know, it has not been otherwise remade.

Ryder Robinson
Ryder Robinson

DNA is a protein, not a fatty acid. Not all acids are fatty.

Jayden Sullivan
Jayden Sullivan

I'm not repulsed (except maybe by her face) but I don't find her hot in any way imaginable.

Eli Thompson
Eli Thompson

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Caleb Garcia
Caleb Garcia

SiN is a game from a more innocent time, when games weren't infested by normalfag golems and their social justice faggotry.

Carson Wood
Carson Wood

It's 2018 user, don't be so insensitive.

Nathan Garcia
Nathan Garcia

Ehh, "fat" chicks are ok as long as they have flat stomachs and their waist-hips ratio is good (ie. they aren't barrel-bodied), in which case they aren't fat but just overweight in a healthy and sexy way, aka "thick", pic related, she isn't skinny by any means but not "fat" either.

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Camden Long
Camden Long

What race is she?

Ayden Long
Ayden Long

I think she's 56%

Benjamin Roberts
Benjamin Roberts

The problem with thicccccccccc girls though is that they'll almost always age like shit. That body is hot as fuck when she's young, but give it 10/20/30 years and it's not gonna be pretty.

Adam Scott
Adam Scott

seriously being this serious
It was a joke bruh.

Noah Harris
Noah Harris

(56) 卐
Nice

Nathaniel Turner
Nathaniel Turner

Well, I mentioned the 2006 one as the recent-ish remake. But I thought it was from like, 2012 at least.

Jace Bennett
Jace Bennett

In the second picture, right? Emma, be my gf pls. pls

Cooper Collins
Cooper Collins

That doesn't even make sense. The stat says only 56% of Americans are white, not that white Americans are only 56% white. Are you illiterate, perhaps?

Nolan Long
Nolan Long

No, I meant in the first pic. ;_;

Aaron Williams
Aaron Williams

reboot Lara is literally perfect, 10/10 body

Gavin Miller
Gavin Miller

Autism.
The statistic is used as a meme, where we imagine an "average american". Averages don't even need to exist as individuals, they're a construction. Don't read too much into banter.

Carson Green
Carson Green

Nice. I think you nailed it not "barrel-bodied" or the converse a flat-board.
30+ ~20= 50 , 50 year old women are not really something I consider fuckable anyway.

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Landon Sullivan
Landon Sullivan

n-no user! our forced meme isn't retarded, you just dont get it!!

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Jose Price
Jose Price

Yeah, but I'm talking about dating thicc girls. It's all good at first but give it a few years and it's not so great.

Ian Bell
Ian Bell

I am of the opinion that in order to be a hot milf, a chick has to at least be really hot in her younger years. I really don't get the logic that it's a bad idea to marry really pretty women because somehow they will eventually look like worse in their 40s or even 30s than some average girl does in her 20s. I think that's just a myth, I mean, if you look at any younger photos of some hot milf, she wasn't just some plain Jane, even at a younger age she was already a hottie, I can't think of any ugly women becoming better looking with age and reaching milfhood.

I think it really has to do with a lot of other factors like smoking, alcohol, sun exposure, poor diet, etc…

Landon Hughes
Landon Hughes

that just looks unnatural and disfigured

Ethan Davis
Ethan Davis

It is retarded, that's part of what makes it fun. I don't think it's forced either. You're annoyed by it because you're a burger.

Sebastian Reyes
Sebastian Reyes

That's because her tits are edited there. Look her up - she's Angela White (a pornstar) and she has big boobs but not comical like that pic.

Tyler Reyes
Tyler Reyes

thats okay, yuropoor countries will be over 75% muslim in the next ten years

Samuel Gonzalez
Samuel Gonzalez

Nice silicone user. Looks like a bitch in heat.

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Anthony Wood
Anthony Wood

Joke's on you, I'm not a yuro

Jonathan Young
Jonathan Young

I think that's where it came from, Europoors got sick of being made fun of for letting so many Muslims in their countries so they forced that retarded 56% meme. But it doesn't really make sense, they'd look less stupid actually using the stat correctly, that only 56% of Americans are white. That's no good.

Juan Moore
Juan Moore

Americans really do amaze me, they all claim to have German ancestry and that they are therefore "Germans" but at the same time they call Europeans "yuropoor".

And then you wonder why the whole world hates Americans.

Nolan Baker
Nolan Baker

You watch too much tv, pal.

inb4 where do you think we are

Bentley Green
Bentley Green

getting butthurt about yuropoor
It's just bants bro, don't take it so seriously. Euros have such thin skin LMAO

Brayden Allen
Brayden Allen

Actually, I don't watch tv at all, I'm just here for the bantz because the mods aren't shit.

Joseph Cook
Joseph Cook

When only 56% of your population is white and interracial sex hasn't been shunned upon for decades, that you have a bunch of mutts who are literally about 56% white isn't a surprise, even if you still have some white people.
The meme is as organic as it gets.
kek

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Bentley Murphy
Bentley Murphy

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Carson Perez
Carson Perez

**Well nobody in the US actually says shit like that except drunk guys in St Patrick's day talking about how their great grandpa was Irish or whatever. Pretty much every white just says they're white. It's everyone else that calls themselves a Chinese American, African American, Mexican American, etc.

Tyler James
Tyler James

The girl in the 4th pic is so obviously shopped.

Andrew Jackson
Andrew Jackson

He didn't even use it in the correct context there either.

Gavin Long
Gavin Long

Watching too much TV, pal. Popular media likes to glorify racemixing but IRL very few white girls subject themselves to that humiliation. Even liberals who talk about how good it is don't wanna do it. There have been tons of genetic tests on the matter, white Americans are every bit as white as any Euro, though there is a lot of mixing between various white ethnicities like German, Swedish, Irish, etc.

Grayson Reed
Grayson Reed

goofed my spoiler
Guess I'll slink off now.

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Levi James
Levi James

should of cast this girl instead

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Mason Cooper
Mason Cooper

I don't mean the Americans in America, I mean the ones on imageboards and on /pol/. Like, I personally don't care what ancestry they have as long as it's European, but holy shit is it fucking cringy for every single American out there to claim to be a blonde, blue-eyed Aryan just because they have "German ancestry" even if their German ancestry only comes from one grandparent and all the other grandparents are Irish. You can't just your choose to be German or choose your own race like you're creating a character in Skyrim or something just because you have a drop of German blood in you.

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Cameron Perry
Cameron Perry

girl
You might have chosen the wrong picture. All I see is a monkey.

Jacob Wilson
Jacob Wilson

but holy shit is it fucking cringy for every single American out there to claim to be a blonde, blue-eyed Aryan just because they have "German ancestry"
This literally never happens.

Lincoln Morales
Lincoln Morales

I wasn't talking about white Americans, I was talking about the mutts. And interracial sex is a sad reality in the US. Even if it's still a low percentage, with the population you have it translates to millions of mutts per year.

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Connor Roberts
Connor Roberts

Why do you like plastic bimbos so much, amerimutts?

Aiden Rivera
Aiden Rivera

It does. I never hear about Americans here being proud of any other part of their ancestry besides the German side.

Cooper Flores
Cooper Flores

That probably has something to do with the vast majority of of white Americans having German ancestry.

Jace Campbell
Jace Campbell

Interracial shit happens, but 1) There are lots of races here unfortunately, so it's not all whites and 2) it's not nearly as common as popular media makes it seem, just like homosexuality (which whites are actually the least likely to practice). OKCupid stats found that all races had preference for whites, after their own kind, but the favor was not returned. I thought I had that saved but I can't find it.

But yeah, it's no good that whites will be a minority in the US soon.

Eli Bailey
Eli Bailey

Interracial shit happens, but 1) There are lots of races here unfortunately, so it's not all whites and 2) it's not nearly as common as popular media makes it seem, just like homosexuality (which whites are actually the least likely to practice).
It's still way more common than in other countries.
OKCupid stats found that all races had preference for whites, after their own kind, but the favor was not returned. I thought I had that saved but I can't find it.
I have it, let me look it up.
But yeah, it's no good that whites will be a minority in the US soon.
You can thank the kikes for that.

Grayson Long
Grayson Long

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Cooper Morgan
Cooper Morgan

I didn't deny it, but why just cherrypick the German side and ignore all your other ancestors?

Jason Gomez
Jason Gomez

That's probably because your typical mutt only has German, Irish, (((Anglo))), and Italian to choose from when it comes to their White ancestry. Oh, and some Spanish too, but that's usually filtered through about 200 years of mestizos, so it doesn't really count.

Colton Kelly
Colton Kelly

to be fair the US is much larger & has a larger population than other countries so there should be more of everything.

Jaxon Smith
Jaxon Smith

Do you really expect everyone to get a DNA test and celebrate all of their ancestry accordingly? They only know they're German because they were told as such from word of mouth so that's what they go with.

Blake Nelson
Blake Nelson

Glad I'm not the only one.

Bentley Nguyen
Bentley Nguyen

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Jordan Ortiz
Jordan Ortiz

DNA test
Those only test a tiny part of your actual DNA, as the Y chromosome is passed by fathers only.

Colton Barnes
Colton Barnes

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Caleb Long
Caleb Long

fat
fat
fat
fat

Dominic Sanchez
Dominic Sanchez

t. your mom

Jeremiah Perry
Jeremiah Perry

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Luke Edwards
Luke Edwards

gay

Isaac Russell
Isaac Russell

anons posting proper thicc
You make me proud.

To the rest of you, I will never understand how you don't care for proper curves while calling it fat, but gush over man-shoulders, no hips and disappointing flat tits and ass. Your fascination with skeletons is pathetic. You yell about soyboys so much that you have BECOME the soyboy.

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Eli Johnson
Eli Johnson

Another example of a well proportioned female body

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Jaxson Watson
Jaxson Watson

Thanks, saved.

Probably cuz /pol/ is big here and it's cooler to have German blood than French or something.

Tyler Gomez
Tyler Gomez

brb, gotta vomit…

Dylan Gray
Dylan Gray

Reported for CP.

Asher Rodriguez
Asher Rodriguez

Reported for bestiality.

Cameron Martin
Cameron Martin

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Camden Cooper
Camden Cooper

The trick is to date skinny girls. Most women blow up once theyre in a relationship or after having kids. So if you date a girl whos too skinny at first, after a year or 3 she'll be just right.

Elijah Moore
Elijah Moore

You fucker. This shitty bait got me. Goddamit that body is female perfection.

Xavier Jackson
Xavier Jackson

tfw to smart to spot photoshop

Robert Morgan
Robert Morgan

Couldn't agree more.

Jordan Jones
Jordan Jones

children born to big-assed mothers have a higher IQ than children born to infertile women
children born to infertile women
infertile
children
U fukn wot m8?

Evan Ortiz
Evan Ortiz

infertile women
There are fertility treatments now.

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Hudson Edwards
Hudson Edwards

Oh God I want her to fertility treat me so bad.

Ryan Jackson
Ryan Jackson

that may be the most disgusting one so far ITT

Blake Perez
Blake Perez

I bet your waifu is one of those dysgenic rat creatures that get posted here all the time.

Zachary Garcia
Zachary Garcia

Anyone who likes this kind of body is a faggot in denial. Everyone knows you're gay.

Wyatt Hernandez
Wyatt Hernandez

Hey Zach.

Bentley Gutierrez
Bentley Gutierrez

You should look at a map of where certain White groups settled in the US. This is the best I could find for now, unfortunately it includes non-Whites as well instead of just Whites.
Germans are the largest group of Whites in the US by far. Especially in the Midwest, oh man if you get out of the big cities it's fucking obvious. Be happy you're not Irish, plastic paddies are the worst.

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Lucas Hill
Lucas Hill

what is population density

Andrew Flores
Andrew Flores

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2408591/American-ethnicity-map-shows-melting-pot-ethnicities-make-USA-today.html
archive.fo/Iropk
Largest ancestry grouping in the nation are of German descent with almost 50 million people

Nathaniel Cook
Nathaniel Cook

dysgenic rat creatures

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Jonathan Kelly
Jonathan Kelly

post beautiful feminine bods
gay

post manly women
H*T!

Noah Adams
Noah Adams

post unnatural deformed bods
gay
FTFY

Tyler Gomez
Tyler Gomez

meant for and this

Cooper Carter
Cooper Carter

t. closet homosexual

Luke Carter
Luke Carter

Hey Zach.

Robert Howard
Robert Howard

Cover my ears as fast as I can before she starts singing.

Andrew Jenkins
Andrew Jenkins

t. pedo

Adam Stewart
Adam Stewart

if you don't like fat women with deformities you are a pedophile

Joshua Mitchell
Joshua Mitchell

Zach
liking Maisie

Logan Sanders
Logan Sanders

I dont like post-pubescent sexual characteristics on my women
not pedo

Kevin Howard
Kevin Howard

not understanding the fundamentals of heyzachposting

Blake Gomez
Blake Gomez

you can be post-pubescent without being fat and having deformed disproportionate tits

Henry Campbell
Henry Campbell

feels insecure because woman is bigger than his scrawny soyboy vegan body
REEEEE! FAT! DELET!!!

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Adrian Bennett
Adrian Bennett

Yeah you totally got him user titty monsters are so intimidating that only big strong men such as yourself are brave enough to not be scared of them.

Leo Phillips
Leo Phillips

titty monsters are so intimidating
They are for faggots also fags/trannies envy them for being what they are not beautiful.

Levi Sullivan
Levi Sullivan

Behold as the typical cowtit lover tries to articulate a thought.

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Isaac Perry
Isaac Perry

That's a lot of projection coming from a hapa who got his ass kicked by a girl.

Michael Cooper
Michael Cooper

ayyyyyyy

Angel Parker
Angel Parker

That's a lot of projection
Pot, meet kettle. the typical man isn't getting into fights with women and physically overpowering them in order to get laid, thats just you.

Brody Stewart
Brody Stewart

Zach is this easily triggered

Ethan Reed
Ethan Reed

zach
getting laid

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Jayden Wood
Jayden Wood

No, you're more the type who gets into fights and gets overpowered by them after trying to get laid that way.

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Nathan Walker
Nathan Walker

Feel free to stop projecting any time, I know you might find it hard to believe but most people can get laid without physical force being involved.

Cooper Thompson
Cooper Thompson

I'm not projecting, by your own admission Kelly beat you up.

Brody Flores
Brody Flores

Where?

Liam Morales
Liam Morales

On your livejournal, Zach

Cameron Davis
Cameron Davis

Everyone who disagrees with me is zach
ebin

Jaxon Sanchez
Jaxon Sanchez

Some other user called you Zach, you went along with it, I hopped in. I know you're Zach.

Cooper Cruz
Cooper Cruz

Without further interruption, let’s celebrate and suck some dick!

Angel Thompson
Angel Thompson

SHE BETTER BLOW ME BEFORE THE JACUZZI

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Bentley Morris
Bentley Morris

Scots are themselves Irish anyhow. Scotch Irish. Scotland consists of Irish Gaels who invaded Britain.

Jack Ortiz
Jack Ortiz

DFC >>> than cowtits. Sorry niggers, but that's a fact. That having been said, that actress is fucking ugly.

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Nathaniel Torres
Nathaniel Torres

Based Mel

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Kayden Richardson
Kayden Richardson

Remy LeCroix has been BLACKED

Jeremiah Garcia
Jeremiah Garcia

tfw she reminds me of this cute Catholic girl from high school who's probably taking it up her basketball sized ass as I type this

Luis Lee
Luis Lee

Yes but they raped the local Britonnic population and then got raped by Vikings.

Jacob Nelson
Jacob Nelson

Implying Vikings had the time to rape between painting their nails and praying to cumguzzler Odin
Vikings were niggers that got slaughtered when they faced something without farming equipment. All they ever raped were outer island inbreds like the shetlandniggers. Lowland Scots a shit and Highlanders fucked off to Canada when crumpets tried their annual extermination of their Celtic superiors for the fiftieth time.

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Hunter Gonzalez
Hunter Gonzalez

Its funny when Jews roleplay as white people

Aiden Russell
Aiden Russell

sheepshaggers
superior to anyone
Lel, don't you have some orphanages to bomb, Seamus?

Cooper Robinson
Cooper Robinson

Vikings were niggers
Vikings didn't rape
pick one

Owen Long
Owen Long

Im not the one to usually defend German scum but Varangian guard was as badass as it gets

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Justin Scott
Justin Scott

you insecure little boys need to learn that just like hrutbd your all DONE, laura croft, the tomb raider, and all videogames and videogame movies in general now belong to us women and minorities, as they always have. fucking deal with it, gamergate failed, nazis failed, jrubgt failed, everyone fails against us, the resistance

Caleb Murphy
Caleb Murphy

tfw 23 and everyone still thinks you're in high school

Alexander Cox
Alexander Cox

i feel nothing but apathy towards these casting choises after seeing the flat board they cast as Kasumi in the DOA movie
sure i wasn't expecting a good movie in any way
but i at least hoped for Kazumi's giggle phisics to distract me from the horrible plot and i didn't even get that
as far as Nu Tomb Raider is concerned, i couldn't care less, Nu Lara is just a whinny little bitch being dragged through the mud while she rips off Nathan Drake
I want the oldn Lara back
not because of her cow tits, but because she was shuch a hardcore bad ass Mary Sue that not even James fucking Bond could measure up to her

Jaxson Peterson
Jaxson Peterson

an article about a fucking tweet from a guy who filmed himself shobing a banana up his lard ass

Gavin Richardson
Gavin Richardson

Piss off jerrycuck.

Ryan Peterson
Ryan Peterson

to be fair, shes not playing OG shoot you in the face and do a backflip into a 40 ft dive into water in an ancient city under antartica lara, shes playing shit-tier vulnerable "survivor" Nu-lara

Nu-lara aint got no tits

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Owen Martin
Owen Martin

Get back in your containment hole /brit/index.html and continue being an embarrassment to your country posting about mummies cummies

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Isaiah Mitchell
Isaiah Mitchell

that pic
<haha, aren't i zany
<i neglect my children unless i need them to get back at brad
<i chopped off my tits for feminism

Isaac Jones
Isaac Jones

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Carter Robinson
Carter Robinson

There are other factors at play too, like protein expression for example. It can be affected by many things, ranging from pure chance to your diet. It's part of the reason why identical twins still have subtle differences.

DNA is not a protein. It's a nucleic acid, a separate class of macromolecules. Proteins are made of aminoacid chains, DNA and RNA are made of nucleic bases. If you insist on making DNA or RNA one of the other three macromolecules, sugar would be the closest one.

Thomas Martin
Thomas Martin

Slim bodies are better than fat bodies.

Matthew Parker
Matthew Parker

its late 90s angelina jolie, best angelina jolie, back before she got skinny and moved to africa

Leo Robinson
Leo Robinson

DFC is best

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Hunter Watson
Hunter Watson

Sauce. NOW.

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David Price
David Price

Source on pic number 1!

Brayden Jones
Brayden Jones

I miss candydoll

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