Happy Pokemon Day

21 years ago today, Pokemon Green/Red released in Japan and sparked a worldwide phenomenon.

How are you celebrating, Holla Forums? Playing any pokemon games, or watching any of the movies?

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Your pic makes me want to jack off to glaceon, so I guess that's how I'll celebrate.

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I think I might play some of HeartGold/SoulSilver and play with the Fullderp anons.

lewd

>>>/furry/

Not at all. I don't give a fuck about anything aside from delicious new Pokegirls and Pokebro designs if they're not going to fucking make games actually worth buying for their single player content.

White 2 was the last game I've played and from what I can see it's staying that way.

that's really hot

TBH i stopped caring about pokemans after animes second season and saw it for what it was, a cash cow that will keep going and recycling the same shit until the end of universe.
pokegirl porn is still 10/10

Celebrating by giving this semen demon a good pounding.

I want to fuck Sevipers asshole while I grind against his two hyper sankecocks with my whole body. He can stimulate my asshole with his tail while his mouth swallows everything and gives himself a double blowie at the same time

It'll be great

I'll probably start a new file on Super Mystery Dungeon, it's been a while since I played it

I would ask why you'd want to start over with that game, but going through the story is probably a better use of time than doing anything in the "endgame"

Cute Fennekin is best partner

Jack off to pokegirls

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How come no one mentions what a gigantic booty outline Tropthicc has at the start of a fight when it turns its head to look back at you?

Get this OC shit out of here you deviantart faggot

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I fap to Pokemon every night so I can't really say I'm treating this as a special occasion.

Birds are not for sexual

Happy birthday Pokemon, get well soon "buddy"

I sexual all the Pokemon.

Why isn't there a hole of some sort?

You mean a
cloaca

DO NO LEWD CHEMERA DOGGO YOU FAGGOT

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Not like he's useful for anything else

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I'm talking about the holes.

That's a hot dog.

CEASE THIS MADNESS
GO BACK TO YOUR SHIT DESIGNATED FURBAIT POKEMON AND LEAVE THE REST ALONE

It ruined JRPGs and Nintendo because they never had to put effort into anything ever again.

Lad

Sure man, you're the expert

I do love my Pokemon user, just Mallow is asking for a dicking with her lewd dialogue

The only thing wrong with Gen 1 was a lack of physical/special split, a couple of minor bugs and ghost type not working against psychic.


What is FF7.

Ghost would still be shit. Their only move was LICK and that one that made damage equal to your level. Not to mention the fact that S-ATK and S-DEF were one and the same.

The final nail in the coffin.

Your parents must be so proud

They seem to be, last time I checked up on them.
Good thing they don't know about my sexual preferences.

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Not to mention ghosts attacks are always physical, so have fun hitting with Gengar's base 65 atk.

Don't forget Dragon not even having any damaging moves aside from Dragon Rage (automatic 40 HP). Meaning only ice was super-effective, or a total of 2 TMs and Aurora Beam, if I recall.

I'm sorry what

Gamefreak permanantly ruined poison type by making toxic learnable to all pokemon. If only poison pokemon could learn it, poison would have been an effective choice. Had they made acid more likely to reduce defense as well, it would be an excellent choice.

When is the mega stone event gonna start? I want to use a Mega Beedrill

what pokemon would you cum inside until you couldn't walk Holla Forums?

personally, all of the eeveevolutions, lopunny, minum, plusle, mew, and meloetta

That's Night Shade. Lick had a base 30 power and could paralyze. It's not perfect, but considering there is only 6 non-legendary psychic pokemon out of 150, its not that big of a deal.


Dragon types, of which there are 3, are meant to be your super rare hard to get rewards for late game. There was Ice Beam, Aurora Beam and Blizzard for ice, which was also an incredibly rare type, presumably because Freeze was so god damn powerful back then.


Valid complaints, but 33 pokemon were poison type so it was already oversaturated. That being said, poison was a lot easier to get on a pokemon than burn, and poison types were meant to be the defensive slow-kill (or at least they are nowadays), while fire is not.

For my arguments you have to treat pokemon as if it was a regular JRPG, pre-breeding. Things that are rare, hard to get and hard to train are much more rewarding than things you can catch everywhere. To get the broken Alakazam you had to catch the teleporting Abra, then train it up by switching it out until it was level 16. Most of the 12 psychic pokemon in the game are evolutions, with only Drowsee, Abra and Mr. Mime available by the time you can fight the third gym, and no one they specialize against until Koga. If ghost type functioned intentionally; being immune and super effective, they would have been an even more specialized hard counter.

Tsareena, Roserade, Scolipede, Kirlia, Lopunny and Maractus

Although I would prefer cuddles and mutual respect

Except that in Gen 1 everything meta was either a psychic type or a normal type. Gen 1 type was unresisted and no weaknesses.

please post it

Yeah, but why bother getting Muk to use sludge against an enemy 3 or 4 times to poison them when you could just get Arcanine to use toxic once and then blast it with flamethrower?
I get what you're saying about gen 1 being more like a regular JRPG, but even then Growlithe is easier to catch then Grimer, yet completely outclasses it. And even after gen 2 when they started trying to balance the game a little bit (and introduced protect and sludge bomb) poison remained completely useless primrarily because of the original fuckup.

you can cuddle after an hour or two of intense lovemaking

This
Also Mawile, Lopunny, Meloetta, Tsareena, and Kirlia

all of them

even jinx?

especially jynx

Well this is venturing into information I don't know;
Is Poison Physical or Special in gen 1
and
Is Fire Physical or Special in gen 1
That's the only other justification I could imagine.

I don't think the physical/special spilt was even a thing in Gen I.

bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Special_move
Poison=Attack
Fire=Special

It was, except special was a single stat instead of SATK and SDEF, so any pokes that were good at tanking special moves also hit like a goddamn truck with special moves

Types were either all special or all physical.

Yeah that's the last justification I can see for fire and poison being the way they are.

I don't think you understand what the phys/spec split was.

The story of how Pokemon even became a thing has always tripped me out
An autistic man (Satoshi Tajiri) just wanted a game about catching bugs so he starts making it but his company is nearly bankrupt and most of his employees were layed off to the point he was staying up late at night trying to finish Pocket Monsters and going night without dinner. So Nintendo offers to fun the project and the guy who voiced the dad in My Neighbor Totoro in Japan joins the project with Creatures Inc. and it eventually becomes Pokemon we know today. 21 years later its one of the highest grossing franchises of all time and the best selling console franchise of all time as well as one of the most successful mobile games of all time. The whole thing just trips me out

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That's a pretty good one user but I fear you may have summoned the autistic gay ERPers to the thread

You clever motherfucker

Dammit, well what, also friendly reminder that if you have ORAS and X/Y that they made the November Gamestop Event Genesect available by gift using the code Genesect20. Shit ends tomorrow so get it if you didn't go to gamestop .

So, which are your favorite pokemons Holla Forums?

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lopunny is definitely my favorite, and the one i'd like to fuck the most

Have any more?

I've been here from the first post.

why don't you guys post some pokemon pictures that aren't lewd for once?

Not that great of an artist but here you go
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You guys really need to learn to use saucenao

Gonna read some sex maniac doujins.

Don't really feel like playing any pokemon games except showdown.

Because fuck you that's why

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HOW ABOUT GO FUCK YOURSELF

All my pokemon pics that aren't pokegirls are either cute or humorous

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He's so buff

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Well, ended the day reading that Absol doujin by Mizone. Was pretty gud.

If anyone has a use for Genesect codes, here they are. (I'm assuming they only work for the North Anerican versions as I got them at a GameStop).

I think they expire in less than 30 minutes. XYORAS. If you already used a code in your save file, it won't work again (new save OK, I did several new games and sent the Genesects to Pokémon Bank).

A5Z59LXAQALJ4FL5 (J could be an I or a 1, hard to read)
A5Z5T2F99PLWLGUZ
A5Z5T2FM2K935CS2

Which Pokemon is the best cuntboy?

underrated post

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Holy crap, the old show is better in every comparison. There's just way more passion that you can tell went into the faces, the expressions. The art may be old, but at least it's consistent. It's not even a comparison. The new show looks like a generic off-brand ripoff.

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you cant cash in on an anime unless its good in the first place

They're not cashing in on the anime, they're cashing in on the games, which are very good. How is this not obvious?

Shit thread OP, enjoy your furshitters.

Let's all be honest here, super straight into the sunset in the super white neighborhood with your wife and kids dream Holla Forums ending aside, the moment anything remotely "True-furry" comes into phase with this reality, you will walk up to that love of your life, hand her the divorce papers, strip and frolic outside to live the moment you dreamed for and absolutely destroy male Poke'Prostate with a sheer homosexual force not witnessed since the Greek Pantheton came into conception centuries ago, and she'd understand, because she just bought the most JACKED looking Arkainine you've ever seen and you know she is going to prolapse on that Dogcat cock in less than a milisecond of your departure, the fleeting remains of your relationship granting you that short trimeframe in which to escape the sexual blast radius of one another, your children left to fend for themselves, as per the edicts of the protocols of Poke'mon.

I've been playing Sun/Moon, but there's nothing to do now apart from Battle Tree and tournaments.

Competed in the International February Tourney. Didn't do well, but I enjoyed it (finished above the starting rank I think).
Make me want to use risk/reward tactics like I did on Showdown though (Swoobat for mad boosts, then Psych Up on a Mega like Gardevoir), not viable under current restrictions (Evo Boost is a fucking liability TBH).

Why is there never any good gay pokemon porn. There are literal tons of great straight porn

I've got good human yaoi of Pokemon. Fuck furry porn.

Thats what I mean. There is no

projecting: the post

Well, start or bump a yaoi thread on /vp/ and see what happens.

Yaoi threads tend to get derailed and shitposted at the speed of fucking light though in /vp/

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You've yet to learn, child.

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Are you saying this out of personal experience or?

Well, guess you'll have to look it for yourself then