DUDE READY PLAYER ONE IS A CLASSIC BRO!

so awsum XD

I like Jurassic Park and ET. They're both the most non-Jew Spielberg films besides from maybe Jaws or Duel. I was also gonna say Indiana Jones but he fights Nazis so.

ET is jewish af

Indiana Jones is his best work. Together with Jurassic Park.

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Quit forcing the meme. You should have said

How so?

All of them or Raiders?

and the goyims will eat it up

TLC is slightly weaker than the first two, but overall the trilogy is his best work. Jurassic Park was his last good film - released right before (((Schindler's List)))

I noticed that since then his films have been either Oscar bait or not nearly as fun as his 80s films. I liked the Lost World but it's nowhere near as good as Jurassic Park. Catch Me If You Can and Tintin were good too.

Spielberg is a good director.

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Most of his movies are good.

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Leddit dislikes most recent Spielberg movies.

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I kinda feel sad for Leddit jumping onto this movie for the pop-culture references when Spielberg has much more to offer.

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I also wonder when Spielberg will make the Tintin sequel.

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Seems like he will make Indiana Jones 5 first.

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A Depressing Prediction:
It will be an epic crowd pleaser just like Fast and the Furious. Plebs in the cinema will cheer and shout, its popularity will ride a wave of hysterical fandom, it will spawn a shared universe as Speilborg gets the rights to more and more past movies. The alien will be there, Terminator and Predator will duke it out in the Nakatomi Plaza building to a techno Def Leppard soundtrack.

Movies have entered the first ring of Hell, Holla Forums, and we are witness as the gates are opened.

Feels bad man

Prediction: it will be kino.

nah, it's gonna flop, it's a film for nobody and old. traditionalist Spielberg is the worst possible choice to make this a crowd pleaser

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It does looks more aesthetically pleasing imo.

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I hate when people don't use spaces, it triggers my OCD. How hard is to press the spacebar twice?

I hope Hitler dubs mean you are right, user. This constant barrage of wasteful shit is tiring.

Fast and the Furious is just dumb, RPO is genuinely nauseating and offensive.

Reddit Player One is the trial balloon for Star Wars vs Avengers, Lord of the Rings Takes Manhattan, and other unimaginable horrors. Concepts and plots previously restricted to comic books and fan fiction will become commonplace in billion dollar blockbusters. Dead actors will be resurrected by CGI to reprise their most famous roles. Everything you have feared will become real.

Freakazoid is the best thing that has his name on it.

Pixels didn't exactly light the world on fire so I don't know how this would be any different.

I wonder if there will be any decent porn of this movie.
Probably not.

Oh my sweet summer child, you have no idea just how much worse RPO is compared to everything else.

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What is this movie and why should i care?

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thx
Jesus christ

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The only film of his I've loved is Temple of Doom (Raiders and Crusade too until I was redpilled). Jaws is pretty good but it's never been one of those films I wanted to watch over and over again. Jurassic Park is probably my second favourite, though I think it gets a bit too much praise from nostalgiafags.

ET=Jew
Home Planet=Israel
Authority & Scientists=Nazis

Personally though, I've always hated E.T. even before I realized how Jewish it was. Always found it boring as a kid and I never found E.T. himself likeable.

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READY PLAYER SOY

Really? I've been hearing different.
That even Reddit Fags are rejecting it.

Yeah, an old past-it Boomer fart doing a "muh pop culture reference" work is waaaay too "Greetings fellow children"/"This is cool, right!?".
Even a supposed hip Zeitgeist Director like Edgar Wright couldn't warm normies, or even in-the-know geeks to Scot Pilgrim and it's awful head-up-ass twee hipster referencialism.

Is Holla Forums legitimately autistic?

ET is the most over-rated Spielberg movie of all time.

The Indiana Jones movies are by far his best (Temple being the best one), and that's probably largely because of George Lucas.

You're wrong.

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I enjoyed vid related when it came out. Am I a soyboy?

Unironically yes.

What do you think?

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Will this be the long awaited death of cinema?

No, that'll be when the next capeshit comes out and niggers start shooting up theaters because the lead isn't a nigger.

Close Encounters is pretty good movie and so is Indiana Jones

I wish them niggers would

Oh, she wanted to make it harder on herself, I see.
Why do these people act like it's still the 60's politically?

Because leftists are terrified to acknowledge niggers are subhuman and the trillions they burned since the 1960s trying to uplift them were wasted.

Reddit Player Soy

Because so much of the Marxist argument is that whites are the oppressors, the bourgeois and non-whites the oppressed, the proletariat. The ultimate goal is for the oppressed to rise up and take control away from the oppressors, by force if necessary.

I prefer
SOY PLAYER ONE

The narrative is really a religious like teaching of what is Good and Evil. Marxism is a form of materialist judaism, where the chosen ones are themselves their god and rule over the goys which are one unique people. Those who teach it are literally the real high priests of israel.

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So 2 lots of music and no plot, got it.

I saw the trailer for it recently. And honestly, I'm pretty hype

I have a thearoy, I don't think this movie is all nostalgia-grab for normalfags. I think this is Spielbergs own nostalgia, for a time before Hollywood was complete garbage

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thanks doc.

When will this shit stop?

why do plebs like references so much?

You know how I know this is going to bomb? I saw a billboard for this shit today. A billboard. In my stupid shitty city. They're desperately shilling for this garbage and nobody cares. Spielberg is old news and this does not have any appeal to major demographics. This isn't capeshit, it's not China-shit, and it's not spic-shit. This is the kind of thing that would do well in summer 2005, not now. Nobody gives a shit about bland stupid sci-fi or whatever this is. This also doesn't have any political bullshit to contrive attention for it. Literally the only thing that kept this from being direct to Netflix is the director and that's just because he has the name recognition.

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What kept the book from being a 3.3/5 with 437 views on fanfiction.net?

they're a little late to that trend huh? god damn spielberg needs to die already

I doubt it will flop, but this movie certainly won't be as rewatchable as Spielberg's other movies, since it relies purely on pop culture knowledge. 20 years from now people won't even know or care about most of the references.

It fascinates me that many people online consider "Ready Player One" to be literature gold and wonder if the Spielberg movie has "done it justice".
Am I living in Bizarro World? I was cringing hard on every single page of the book.Save yourself from second hand embarrassment and don't read a single word of it.

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I don't think Netflix could afford to license all of the references.

A good third or so of it is a blatant Blizzard advertisement so I don't see it doing too badly over there.

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This.

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Family Guy is more succinct with its references than this.

I wonder if 2018 is the designated year nostalgia ends and capeshit ends. The final Avengers movie is coming out and this reference heavy movie will be an overdose that should shock people out of nostalgia.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE UNDERTALE REFERENCES?
WHERE'S RICK AND MORTY?
WHERE'S MARKIPLIER?
YOU CALL THIS A FUCKING FILM FOR NERDS?

What did he mean by this?

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It's a sick House of the Dead: Overkill reference. You probably wouldn't get it ;)

until we start killing the hollywood kikes, the capeshit will never end