Judge, Jury, and Executioner

Excuse you. I'm just trying to quash any beef between nipple/pillow bros

Double dunker.
Mocha ice cream with oreo and chocolate chip swirls/chunks.

Sure, one sec.

sounds comfy

That's why they usually use chainsaws to get those blocks of ice out.

More so about the story, although it seems to have that synthpop and 80s esque theme going on, at least with the MC.

i dont think anyone wants his real name, just his internet handle

That's a lotta choco.

Ok, I got just about everything but Gin. I was thinking maybe going refreshing like a Moscow Mule or a dark and stormy. What do you think?

Bring a pair of skis and a rifle and be operator as fuck.

Maybe i'll play overwatch soon.

dank

Fuck.

Same ol' same ol'.

Keep posting these.

Sounds like a good way to set yourself up for disappointment. I think if I don't expect it and it happens then it will be that much better.

What time frame are we talking here? I've popped in for a few sporadic hours on the past couple of weekends but I was away completely for a few months.

cmon fam

that's the correct way to think about everything, pretty much. expect nothing.

Only if you tell me your name.

This is the perfect drink for you.
Suits you.

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i was just saying hi
how are you feeling

i dont want that
my grudge is still strong

his name is dank?

Well, that's something I haven't heard in a long time.

Foxpls

I don't exactly but that means it's embarrassing so good job for not saying it

I don't really have a set time frame its just I haven't seen you in a long time.

Its fun to play with friends.

Thats right

Oh?
Let me know when it has died down enough for you to be friendly again.

I luv the choco :3

A mohito is nice. I think the cum would make it too thick though.

Why you gotta be mean man. I have been trying to be nice to everyone these days. Can't we start over?

You know I can't let that happen

Any time

literally league tier

eat shit sanchez

You pathetic, discarded welp.
I'm going to break your face. Then I'm going to break your body. Then I will break your mind.

It's very very embarrassing !
I'll tell you on steam

I was in the top 1% of league players for a few years.

damn this guy must be WILD

Panssariprikaati!

I'm okay. A nice relaxing day off.

Trying to figure out how to mentally prepare for a long stretch with no days off coming up.

Blast from the past. When I was out in San Francisco I picked up an album from this really cool record shop.

Dude, black raspberry, hot fudge, and oreos blended is the shit.

I've wanted Twix bars like all day :(

:O

Those are some big shoes to fill, Colby!

never
you're a shitty friend to have when we actually are

be nice to murder you ASS!!!!!!!

suicide, maybe?

this obviously isnt true

Are you coming onto me?

I will try my best.

gay

...

Sometimes you've got to have some expectations though.

I don't really use one though.

Are you saying you missed me?

she must want it huh

hiv postive sure

If I do that, how can I enjoy my money?

...

I'm done with those.

Except that one time, amirite?

Probably not.

Its pretty easy to prove with my diamond icons.

I am

Maybe a very small amount.

Bleh.

Don't burn yourself out ^~^

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

yeah i guess ur right this guy doesnt seem wild
why is he here

You know me, I know when to back off

interestingly enough

when sci does that exaggerated !!!!!! thing it's not ironic

he's just an actual new garee

here is his breakup with BC

show me your dick then

Armoured brigade?

I can't really recall where I heard their song Deceptacon from, but it was from somewhere around 200X

That's quite sure then.

Probably stays inside a lot.

I'm not really in the mood.

once you get up to heaven you can exchange ur RL $ or heaven $

im pretty sure

no

I'm sorry I miss replies. It happens.

berries in ice cream is super special. Like. The kinda stuff you lick off of a person's body. phew.

comic exaggeration doesn't necessarily indicate disagreement with the literally expressed sentiment, but it can.

This one is better.
Näytä hyvältä, tee hyvää!

Why?

"Anymore" should have been at the end of that but it's easier to lie about it.

What a sweetheart.

Sorry. See two replies up.

Their music video was sorta like "viral" low quality pants-off dance-off style and awesome.

Okay then. Talk to you later, Boo.

That's lewd.

I've read all your messages.. thank you

dont be a gay

because they lead to disappointment.

Keep telling me how great I am.

Definitely.

I've yet to try it.

but he could go anywhere

why not? he's cool

look if i want you to kill yourself i want it to be after we're done with our conversation

Friend of Ban. Coolio.

...

Lying does seem to be your strong suit

manaka!

I wish you luck in meeting up with BC in that case~

Quit being a chode then and let's talk.

Not at all.
He's more neurotic than you at your worst.

Honest.

LOL.
YEAH BC WILL SUDDENLY DECIDE TO MEET ME

Maybe later

He could but he won't.

*pet*

Oh, I thought you were actively trying to set that up?

Hmm. I guess I've been misinformed.

Very cliché.

I recall that, pretty great stuff though.

I was pretty drunk most of the times, that drinking kind of happened.
Doing better again?

i think you're just taking him too seriously

u g h t b h

I mean.
Maybe a year ago or something.

Now it's just shots in the dark. I don't expect him to actually do anything.

Sure, if that makes you happy.

Probably, lol.

thats my line

Seriously I think Grim wants to fuck me

good evening, sci

still the same.

I feel honored that even when you're drunk and having fun, you still remember me.

.. or.. was it one of those "i'll text my ex now while i'm drunk" moment?

he wants to fuck most things

Classic. Like ytmnd era internets.

So who are you gonna lick food off of then?!

grim really isnt gay b nice

where u been??

They sound like pre-madonnas

Why are you here.

Whoever's lucky enough to seduce me :O
or maybe the other way around

ehhh..

her dad is still one of the worst villians Ive ever seen ina show

/pet pet

same

Does he like to hate fuck things?

He cuddled with Colbs

Where have you been? o.o

:3

hey you

let's hope so.

even if u could prove that it doesn't mean he has to be gay

Hiding from YOU

Would anyone else hate fuck me?

I don't really know, been just doing pretty horribly myself and been drinking a lot.
Trying to get out of it again so I don't ky myself.

Got to say that the 2000s were something, although that might just be nostalgic delusion.

They always are.

Considered sleep Tokes?

Get your game on^^

Need alcohol.
Lots of it.
That and maybe people I have never met before.

I hope you enjoyed that.

Only if i'm top.

The one known as Test would hate fuck you.

a long stretch of work?
have you come up with anything yet?
also post whis

road, my house, work, hospital, you can pick one you like most

to get my dose of attention, and hug some posters

dont act like you dont know, you kidnapped me!

I agree.

that i did
now i must gobed
nini banpettu

hi manyaka

hospital why?

Well dressed men are a great way to scare the enemy you know.
Anyways, see you in a bit.

and good day to you too!

at least tell me you got in and you'll start college soon

Yikes.

Yeah, I got a 2nd job starting in September so it'll be like 70 days with no days off.

I'm so ready to shovel my way out of this hole.

The time is not right for Whis.

OH MY GOD IT ALREADY 4

*extreme heart melting*

What happened to being done with us group of people named "posters"?

What happened to you lumping me up with them, and not saying anything about it?

What happened to your fucking selfish ass?

Why the fuck are you back here?
Honestly.

Sounds like a very bland way to live.

You're alright.

That's one way to put it I suppose.

Oof, that one stings a little.

Grim, calm yourself.

i thought we talked about u taking out ur anger in thread

...

Goodnight

I'll take it

No.
There is no calm.
You know how I feel about sheer backstabs like this.

manaka pls go and stay go

noooo dont pick that

I recently realized my patience is not unlimited

let's face it we met in a thread and still actively posting, that makes us posters, no exception

...

why would u list that as an option if u won't explain?

How even was there a backstab? It's Manaka.

manaka im a great fan of what you did to ban
is there a secret to it?

are you seriously sure youre gonna make that?
because i know i wont

I think it's more so about being properly dressed in the uniform, that's a thing you know.

The university deal?
Yeah, didn't work out.

Happens to the best of us, the magic of procrastination.
Or in your case, drinking.

well, yeah.

haven't seen you in forever. nice to see you again.

I HAVE TO BE UP BY 9

I am chill with that

*Gently positions 'knife'*

I never got to be mad at you before so there it is

kek grim get over your boyfriend

I can if I can get my car fixed at least 25 days into it lol

Plus, money is my number one motivation so that will help.

Shh that wasn't to you

Such slanderous accusations already?
Making up for lost time I see..

Ignore the fact at what even triggered this whole fiasco. I dare not bring it into this. As I see this as between you and me.

Yeah. That makes us both posters. But in your words, "I had enough of posters, everyone, no exception. So I decided I should be "away". It went okay, nobody seems to notice, got two full weeks of posters nonsense free days."

Yet two more weeks passed, and you told me nothing of this.

You treated me like you would treat anyone else from your group of intolerables.

Why.

i miss u hating gays

manaka ruins lives and makes ban cry

Sleep.

but master..

Stop

...

it's a trap!

what? how come? where did it go wrong?

oh my gosh.. were we meet when i was under influence, did we.. -do- it?

I know i was unconscious and woke up in a room i was not familiar with.. and the doors were locked

ok post anime girl butt

manaka's savage af

Do you enjoy taking it?

Aren't you missing out on people exceeding your expectations if you don't have any?

I guess I deserve at least that much. If it's any consolation I did feel bad about it at the time.

In the red corner: Standing 5'9" from the Big Apple and crying about e-betrayal: GRIMMMMMMMM

And in the blue corner: Standing approximately 5'7" from some shit-stick country in Polynesia riding his scooter innocently enough: MANAKINNSSSS

Let's get ready to rumbleeee

no no, nothing like that. it's cupcake. just nice to see you again.

I tried my best, my best wasn't enough.
I am not smart.

nani !?

do you have overwatch dad/tp

thats unfair... whatever tho i change my pick to home. what do you do there recently?

ill get ready..

no, because if I have none they can do nothing but exceed them.

negative

You've said so before

I do not.

...

lol

Shhh, I still do. Its our secret, k?

Just sleep already.

...

You are perfectly smart Sd!

if u never express it then u might as well be another queer-lover

S-sorry

Manaka.

toothbrush first!!!

Sounds like jail, and you did something illegal

Stop calling me that, please, thank you

For what?

You can do better.

Hmm hmm I'll give it quite the thought.. No promises though

I did not treat you like the "intolerables" I treat everyone the same.

we even played one game, i'd say that was special.

ehhh..
i'm starting to reminisce the old days..

it is the answer sheet, it has betrayed you!

Book smart?
Nah.
Street smart?
Probably.

As long as you get to sleep.

Seems like a half glass full kind of attitude to me. How unexpected.

Then you know it must be true.

I'm not sure if I believe you.

2012-13 was magical.

rly hope im not about to be skipped

are you dad or tp
dad i can play games with
tp not

I don't even remember it. Unless you count the one Val invited us to. That just set everything that was building to come tumbling down.

So you flat out just told everyone you were "dead"?

And whys that?

that image lmao
also yeah SD seems decently smart

I did no such thing!
...
well..
I admit i may have driven without wearing helmet..

hello, Rin

the glass is always empty. it's just a nice surprise when someone fills it a little.

...

*pets*

nooooooooooo

I have something important to tell you.

All you had to say was. "I'm taking a break from everyone at the moment. I just need time."

That was all you needed to say. I would have understood.

Well you are still smart so yuh

Clearly is quite smart!

...

But you pulled that fucking childish, asinine shit.

"HURR DURR, MANAKA IS DEAD"
+ Flat out ignoring me.

Like. What the fuck was going through your head?

rin, i have something to say to you

i wont argue it
but you have to understand compared to a lot of posters here that are really just braindead
it might SD look really smart

sometimes that isn't easy to do. I've disappeared for very long periods of time before.

On Indonesian roads.. do you have a deathwish?

This is worse than the last one.

Get your shit together.

understand that it might not have been manaka doing that, but karma giving you what you deserve

hopefully manaka gets dengue fever again and actually fucking dies

yo it's just animus dude like whoa

If only, and my life just continues as another waiting game.

Still, smart in the wrong things.

we were happy

mostly just home works, cleaning, throwing away unusables

I knew she was going to invite you, and yet i decided to give it a go

no, i did not tell anyone anything.

I would have even just accepted flat out silence.
But actively being online and just flat out ignoring me on purpose?

What in the actual shit?
You're a fucking adult.
You're not 5, turning your face to the wall when people try to get your attention?

Nadeko is not that lewd

Because gay jokes.

Let me fill your glass, senpai.

seems like a long time ago.

ah, consider my comment withdrawn then.

is home works "homework" or like housecleaning/chores

I was watching something and don't want to go through the textwalls.
What's the tl;dr for Manaka x Grim today?

I'm almost afraid to ask with what.

I don't compare people to others really, it's a pointless effort to try to compare people to people completely different lol

There is no wrong way to be smart!

grim was creeping on manaka and manaka faked his death to get him away

but manaka is addicted to animus so he came crawling back

manaka didn't give grim special treatment whenever it was he left

I'm sure it exists and you're just being useless.

You're probably gayer than me.

baibai!

Talk.

Okay. I appreciate that you went into lobby with me.
But you know you have to say SOMETHING, right?

Even if you didn't tell anyone anything. Why couldn't you tell me anything?

This is going to sound really cliche and selfish, so forgive me.

I thought we were close.
Like closer than anyone except SD close?

...

tell me doc, am i going to die!?

the cleaning one

it was just a short tripppp

what games can we play?

But there are things that require different knowledge.

Sleep well Tokes.

...

I think we both know what you want.

That's debatable.

since u tricked me with the hospital option i think i should be allowed to ask about work too! i think that's fair.

grim get over the indonesian fagboy and pronounce your love for tsuchi

...

You can't beat that guy. He's like a drunk, finnish, army angel.

there are a lot of things that could go in that glass that would please me.

I'm debating it.

Saved.

you are pretty damn gay, to be fair.

tsuchi's already engaged to smiles dummy

There will always be things that require knowledge you may not have, no one knows everything

Iunno, man. I don't talk to him too much nor do I know the full story, but you seem to get attached too quickly/easily tbh I think it's less people betraying or backstabbing you and more of you going too hard too fast sometimes.

$.02

Nah Welms. Me and Manaks were pretty fuckin close.

Legit.

At least, I think we were?
Idk. It's upto him to say.

if at least one of you could put on a name that would be fantastic. thanks

ban does have a name on though.

Name two of them.

Even Cupcake agrees.

there are ids now retard

use them

NOW I'M MIXING UP BAN WITH THE TWO OF YOU

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

I don't think it'd be right of me to post it.

If you tell me something on my steam games list you want me to install, I'll see about doing it.

literal retard

This is what I'm talking about, though.

Whether or not you were is irrelevant if you always just assume you were on a one-way street

Am I making sense? I dunno.

you never do welms

cranberry juice. vodka.

preferably at the same time.

sci just literally get good

That seems way too common.

Okay then.

You are.
At least, I understand what you mean.

No, No. I know where you're coming from/getting at.

I've done it more than once in the past.

I'm not jumping to any conclusions though. I'm positive there was a tight friendship.

that's too difficult

dude lmao u just roasted me AGAIN
what a guy

i can't help that i'm a noob

You'll always be smarter than me in everything though!

it's not even hard. there's ids. you don't even need names.

thats much more tedious

Yeah but nothing he says matters.

it really isn't. turn on color ids in the settings.

is steam community not loading for you guys?
browser versions not working either

idk if i have your steam rinsu

new

damn we almost went the whole summer without manaka tearing someone's heart to shreds

I'm sorry.
I won't make Grim a curry princess like he wants.