Nipponese Learning Thread: 「調和」 Edition

Want to learn Japanese? This is the thread for you. Please consult the resources below, and your fellow user, for more information.
FAQ
I'm not your mom, I can't tell you what to do. This is step 1. You should already be able to answer this question on your own. You want to live in Japan someday? Fine. You just want to play uncensored vidya? That's also fine. Doesn't matter what your motivates you, just know that learning Nipponese will not make your waifu real, and it won't solve all your personal problems. It's also going to require work on your part, so if you don't have the stomach for extensive studying, then you should quit now.
Good, so you start with Hiragana and Katakana (aka Kana). They're Japanese ABC's. Each symbol represents a sound, and you learn these in order to properly pronounce Japanese words. They also help with reading. You need to know these. Don't do anything before you're done with Kana.
Depends on who you ask. Generally, I think most people will suggest that you begin studying vocabulary and grammar. Words in Japanese are made up of a combination of Kana and Kanji (漢字). Kanji are logographs, which just means that they're symbols that represent some idea. Kanji have readings, and these readings can change how words are pronounced. Kanji are also made up of radicals. Radicals are like components that form Kanji. Some radicals will also be Kanji with their own meanings, but there are a lot of radicals that have no meaning at all.
There's a list called 「常用漢字」, or common use Kanji, that currently contains 2,136 characters. This list is approved by the Japanese Ministry of Education, and it represents a baseline in literacy. If you can learn this many Kanji, and use them appropriately in vocabulary, then you'll be considered literate. Of course, there are more Kanji out there, but you don't need to learn them all.
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Resources
DJT guide: docs.google.com/document/d/1H8lw5gnep7B_uZAbHLfZPWxJlzpykP5H901y6xEYVsk/edit#
pastebin.com/w0gRFM0c
Anki and Decks
Anki: apps.ankiweb.net/
Core 2k/6k:mega:///#!QIQywAAZ!g6wRM6KvDVmLxq7X5xLrvaw7HZGyYULUkT_YDtQdgfU
Core2k/6k content: core6000.neocities.org/
user's Japanese Learner Anki package: mega:///#!14YTmKjZ!A_Ac110yAfLNE6tIgf5U_DjJeiaccLg3RGOHVvI0aIk
KanjiDamage deck: ankiweb.net/shared/info/748570187
Kodansha's Kanji Learner's Course deck: ankiweb.net/shared/info/779483253
Websites, Apps, and Books
RealKana: realkana.com/
Kana Invaders: learnjapanesepod.com/kana-invaders/
Genki I and II (2nd Edition): mega:///#!aBF1TJYJ!D7Lkamt_oa6QlkMX4k0e7nDRu3qwacyyuoyxvbSego8
Forvo.com: ja.forvo.com/
Mainichi.me: mainichi.me/
Rikaichan: polarcloud.com/rikaichan/
GoogleIME: google.com/ime/
KanjiVG: kanji.sljfaq.org/kanjivg.html
IMABI: imabi.net/
Tae Kim's Guide to Japanese: guidetojapanese.org/learn/
KanjiDamage: kanjidamage.com/
KANJI-Link radicals: kanji-link.com/en/kanji/radicals/
Japanese Audiobooks: how-to-learn-any-language.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6241&PN=1&TPN=1
All Japanese All The Time: alljapaneseallthetime.com/blog/all-japanese-all-the-time-ajatt-how-to-learn-japanese-on-your-own-having-fun-and-to-fluency/
Erin.ne.jp: erin.ne.jp/en/lesson01/index.html
R.A. Miller's A Japanese Reader:///mega.nz/#!aNoHDBRa!1q_JZWZnktl16rWZsSz1PHUxQbTvi5UU_VpSIogzxO8
[YouTube Videos]
Namasensei: youtube.com/watch?v=nqJ5wU4FamA&list=PL9987A659670D60E0
JapanesePod101: youtube.com/user/japanesepod101/videos
KANJI-Link: youtube.com/watch?v=nOXuIYVzyL4&list=PLE6S_Q0SX_mBtzG17ho7YER6vmzCPJ3B4
Japanese Ammo with Misa: youtube.com/channel/UCBSyd8tXJoEJKIXfrwkPdbA/playlists
Japanese VideoCast: youtube.com/user/LingoVideocast/videos

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Just finished Dai Gyakuten Saiban, definitely one of the best games in the series. It takes place long before the other games so you can play it even if you're unfamiliar with the series.

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I'm just waiting for daily reminder now.

頑張って、アノン!

At least i understood that. And thanks user

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