What is crazy posting?
Did you know batman was a beta nerd without girls?
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
What's in it for me?
posting that is not sane.
out 4 real now
someone remember who lv crazy is for me pls
The only solution is never to sleep..
bye bye bardy
I wish to pet a Choi.
lf nobody can solve in 15 minutes, will give final clue.
that's the idea
How can I find the love of my life loco ? Please, answer me.
Pokémon are for everything.
Will save for pets.
WHAT GOES UP WHITE AND COMES DOWN YELLOW AND WHITE?!?
dude he's got this awesome riddle
here it is
pretty great right?
Awww, but I'm too sober, chill and ill to crazy post.
NO FAIR, YOU JUST GOT HERE!
HOW DO YOU DIVIDE SEVENTEEN APPLES BETWEEN SIXTEEN PEOPLE?
MAKE APPLE SAUCE
Wait, is someone actually playing the "Tee-hee guess who I am!" game?
What was the fucking riddle even you spastic cunt.
Hillary is going to win
they are for love and cuddles and battles.
we may be able to come to an arrangement.
a darn shame, that
What goes up the chimney down but not down the chimney up?
rolling on the floor
cute. CUTE! I want to get lots of them. I used to lurk the general on /jp/ just to look at pictures.
...all these things can be sexual. Sort of.
Dick Van Dyke
WHO AM I HEHEH TEEHEE
we had a pact..
The most important person gets 6 apples. The second most important person gets 5 apples. The third most important person gets 4 apples.
The rest can fight over the two apples left.
only for perverts and deviants.
I bet you would gatorboi
I could try, but it won't feel as good.
Not as good as legit crazy.
Who is the most pettable here?
The f*ck you say?
What a coincidence. I am both.
I called you gatorboi, because you want to mate with gators
I can definitely see the fanservice part
That bathroom scene with Shinobu was nice ^^
When karma comes around I'd rather be on their good side
And what does Stalin have to do with it?
You get to experience things, have your senses stimulated by the world, and not be dead
Also people would miss you, so now you're guilt tripped
So you want me to stay up for 70 hours then drop dead?
*I wish to have a pet Choi
I don't even know what save means.
I am so confused.
was rin ever a pony or no
Who is emily?
Yeah, not feeling it, not even CAPS LOCK'd once. This is a sad day for SCANNER. ;-;
I'll keep that in mind when I have the need to ruffle scalps and such.
NO MASTER DON'T DO THAT !
I'd just comfort you and tuck you in when you get too tired and make sure you get enough rest
the world is fucking ending right now holy shit so much rain and thunder
I don't believe you.
I was an alicefag.
A pet Choi would be the end goal.
Did you take acid?
emily is this one
thank goodness. it's about time.
Well, it's blood-chan, so maybe they would prefer being slapped around or violated sexually, idk.
what do you call the game, where Sci says: tehee! Guess my name
the kiddy diddle riddle
This just in
A Japanese man just stabbed 19 cripples.
I fear no army of man, or spiders.
Eh, I guess it was just one of those things to yell like "Ura!", kind of like a battle cry.
Send that weather my way.
what's my reward for it?
should've switched to paganism because thor is sikh of you :DDDDDDDDDD
Yup, I know.
Don't worry Grim. I have a clear sky here, so it's only America ending.
5 minutes left
Rain and cold > Heat
I don't have any weird fetishes. I have never been part of any weird circlejerks, this place is by far the most furriest place I have ever been.
I do NOT have ANY interest in sexual relations of ANY kind with ANY animal.
It starts feeling like they don't really get anywhere. It's like a head count of all the characters IN SEXY SITUATIONS for no real reason. It's the only arc in the series that works like this. I liked neko kuro and hanamonogatari though.
OOOOH, well, definetly not by me; I'm not absolutely vicious enough.
You know me, I'm all bark and no bite.
Best I can do is yell at her.
OH! Well, of course Tokai is damn pettable, I've seen his hair, that shit is lush.
that is the most bachelor fridge ever.
You lost me about a mile back and just keep going.
That's what they all say gator lover..
you think I won't?
Are you okay?
40c > 10c
-10c > 40c
i started working on a new chat bot that learns how to talk by reading threads
so far it's most notable action is trolling anonymous
All I have is milk, butter and mayo.
Dude puts me to shame.
Mayo goes with damn everything.
YOU SHOW ME A (you) AND I'LL SHOW YOU A (you)!
0c - 28c > -35c - 35c
im fucken drenched
gotta wait for the xperia to dry before I charge it qq
I don't think you'd spoil me with TWO pets in one day.
That's just be daft.
You're playing god, Erin.
I don't wanna tool up for IRL System Shock.
If you keep calling me this then I won't play any more boringlands with you guys.
We need that.
Back of the line, Bernout
are you dating bc yet
I need to have my mayo. I don't even put it in the fridge, I literally have mayo and mustard by my desk because sometimes I just want a zip of mustard.
I will do what I must if it will cheer you up.
That sounds like a terrible idea.
bernie is stupid but at least he's not pure evil
WHY COULDNT IT BE CRUZ
you have to date her. she wants a life partner.
Is it reading these threads?
MUSIC TIME FOR CRAZY POSTING?
(play at 1.5 speed for full effect)
I still want a reward..
APPRECIATE MY JOKE
ILL DEPORT YOU
Whoops, I mean 0.5 speed.
I do too but bc doesnt want to meet so thats on them
appreciate this DICK
Final Clue: ctr+f LF
Bonus Clue for Dummies: LF U
oh, it's Lenko?
emily gives out many pets, so I figure he might enjoy some back.
tokai is a bully.
WHAT THE FUCK? WISH POSTED LAST NIGHT????????!
u have to stop posting pictures of people
It is not
I need to find you for that.
Then who gives a fuck?
Gotta sleep people. Bye.
okay! good now u can meet her
Is it good or bad that I won't be back living alone for 2 weeks?
My schedule until then is like: running club tomorrow, mile time trial wednesday, visiting family thursday, 7km friday, 5km saturday, then from august 4th - 8th I'm visiting family again, and I can come back after that
Just so you know.
Maybe I can't, it's hard to disprove that we're not living in some kind of simulation after all :c
And you can't prove there's no life after death either.
So.. probably just stay alive and see what happens.
You don't fear IS?
They need something new, allahu ahkbar is getting stale
Well we are only half-way through it, no doubt they will beat Kaiki and then afterwards I'm not sure. If they can do that it'll feel like they accomplished something.
IT'S VERY BAD MASTER WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT YOU
Are you Canadian?
may I have a hug?
I hope you fall off your bed tonight
what do you want
it was most likely someone fucking trolling
I can't believe it
Never knew Tokai was a bully.
Then again, I'm so boistorious I'm cannot detect and I'm impervious to bully waves.
If they'd threaten me with bureaucracy, probably.
I'm voting for Döner kebab, unless they have something against the Ottomans.
I need to clarify two thing.
I was insinuating you should come here and show me an experience.
I haven't been serious since the point where I first brought up suicide.
Bringing the clues together:
Thought you guys were smart.
But are you problem-solving smart.
he was bullying me just last night. it was very mean.
I'll be the most busiest by the time you come home...
Wish wasn't autistic with others posting her avatars though.
you are worthless
What does Skynet think of aheago?
TIME FOR A DOUBLE DIPPING, ROUND 2, CUTIE!
this has taken an unfortunate turn.
fuck off bebo
C-Can I have this folder
I stopped caring about the clues and don't care what the result is.
I am smart, I just don't give a shit about your game.
no salt >no pepper
zero outta 3
-sniff- d-did you just call me..? *tantrum*
right under your desk
well you are.
Well, I am quite excitable now.
Plus, you're quite cool, I probably know you but forgotten... who are you again?
-touches your butt- i'm sorry...
the fact that you even thought about snarfing down on my dick alarms me greatly
god fucking damn
it has a minor obsession with anonymous atm
WOAH DON'T MAKE IT HOMO BRO.
I'VE JUST BEEN WORKING OUT BRO, I JUST WANT MORE PROTEiN.
NO HOMO BRO, IT ISN'T GAY, I JUST WANT SOME MORE PROTEIN BRO.
I am now
even more confused.
It is not mine to give out
Don't touch my butt.
cupcake. so you're wrong about the cool thing.
this slap fight was exhausting, I yield. I'm gonna go lie down.
They talk to him a bit at the end. Kaiki doesn't ever fight in the entirety of the monogatari series I'm pretty sure. I do not recall it ever happening.
Ask Wish for me.
fuck you niggers
only the chosen ones can post wish_###
It's not my game. It's a game. It's also fair. A good riddle can obscure or mislead but remain solvable.
Also kaiki had sexual relations with senjougahara and there is nothing you can do about it.
wish = sewage
DONT WAKE UP YOU GATOR FUCKER
Go away kanra.
How does Skynet feel about brojobs?
DUDE IT'S JUST PROTEIN BRO, DON'T MAKE IT GAY BRO.
IT'S NO HOMO.
Someone solve the goddamed riddle
Grim confirmed to be Wish impersonator.
so, what are the clues?
im gonna ask bebop if he can ban this guy
I don't know where she is.
I even have her trip, had you fooled pretty good once
it's not gay if one of us wears a skirt. or both of us.
I don't think I remember you much, but don't worry, I'm sure I'll find a certain quality of yours I'll adore... like good cooking tips or something.
Hillary 2016, ofc
Heh... you'll think I'm weird if I answer that question truthfully
it's so hard and muscular though......
best girl had loli crab
Kanra is a waste
Those two words made me hungry right now, not instill fear
Could damage enemy troop morale I suppose
Oh, I didn't connect the lewd dots there. See I'm not easy, just slow.
And neither I really, you don't seem like the suicidal type at all ^^ (what a compliment)
Good that means you're doing stuff
He paralyzed Karen effortlessly, but I guess that was the bee's power and not much to do with his own
Also WHAT is this about relations with Senjougahara
I'll be mad at you. Really really badly.
or I'll blow up Gotham Harbor
it's also been testing out the word "up" here and there
some of the first things said to it were things like "what's up?", and it took a liking to the word "up"
>Kaiki doesn't ever fight in the entirety of the monogatari series
He gets beat with a bat.
apologize and give me a cookie
ew wtf?! did you just talk about weeners??!
that'll go away in the middle of your sleep.
there isn't really a lot I'm good at. other than wasting time.
i still think trump's gonna win this
and it'll be fine
I am out of cookies and apologies. should have some in stock in about two weeks.
How autistic is it compared to the average on Holla Forums
Yeah I know, I saw that one.
No one fucking cares.
And thanks... I think?
going to stop for now...
That is a great sexual euphemism.
I hope America can see passed his racist agenda and vote for Hillary
Yeah this week and most of next is the most lazy I'll be in a long time, I move on the 6th then have to do a bunch over there.. when the heck will we watch more, master ?
Can I slap your corpse
What's the best way I can waste my time whilst shitposting?
I don't wanna delve too deep into Zero Time Dilemmia again, OH, have you seen Starbound? It is just as boring as it was in beta. ;w;
Sleep well Mordin.
Most likely, other one would have been wollah, but that's like what youngsters use.
real cute bc
so it's settled then. you are now officially better.
the things I would do to chiri.....
I'm good at stupid things.
that ZR tho
mass stabbing at a retard babysitting place in Japan
more pretending to be anonymous
it's like watching a child learn through play
Were you one of the retards being stabbed?
i would totally chit chat and drink tea with chiri
Guess none of you are Batman.
It helped, at least.
bebop's not gonna ban him
ban this guy
because he's pissing everyone off
give him a one day ban or something
i'm playing with /vg/ right now because i was pissed with randoms. why not try doing the same? :^)
starbound has never interested me. I would recommend watching netflix or whatever you have in the UK. probably netflix.
I watch shows while I post.
iwannt it now..
p-please dont leave
Poor best girl.
btw sup dude
he would have gone away real quick if you all had just not replied to him after figuring out what he was up to.
Don't mention it. Stay genki :3
Wollah? Wat? I've never heard that.
Although the only time I ever heard "ura" was from the marines in Halo
Ok, Louis CK stuff it is.
but it's so fun telling people they suck and to kill themselves!
oh, I get it.
you can't always get what you want.
his tv show is pretty good.
then you reap what you sow.
You just said we could today though... I'll kiss your mouth you butt
THEN WHAT DOES LF MEAN
if bebop had just banned him after all that it would have been perfect
I'll kiss your mouth you butt
Are you sure you're not just gonna kiss his ass?
nobody gives a fuck tho
It means Live is Fucking awful i want to kill myself
It's a person.
banning people is pretty stupid.
Off to bed. Ta ta
Hue. That avatar was pretty good too. Top 3 definitely.
im with u i would never ban anyone for any reason if i were in charge
but it would have been awesome if that guy got banned
Oh, and err... the only reason I was interested in it because I was promised 'Fossil Hunting' as part of the promised things.
But nooooooooooooooo, game had to be unfinished, another shit game had to be released and had to wait a gorrilian years for it to update.
so how you been
Only when it's not Sci.
Heard it multiple times from some old friends, means kind of like "I swear to God", so they just kept saying that after everything.
"Ura!" is what the soviets yelled when charging.
Although the marines nowaday do that whole "Oorah!" thing.
Sleep well Lewds.
i have a better guessing game
who the fuck is this retarded """riddle""" guy
loco pls D:
Did I get it
these are somewhat conflicting thoughts.
*slicks hair back* wel konisiwa there~~
*pulls your leg* I wannitwannitwannit nowww!!!
Curry doesnt care = no one cares
just cuz it goes against my principles doesnt mean it cant be awesome
These curries don't run.
D-did somebody s-say MGD?
at least two of those names are connected to the porn industry.
that's what you get for trusting in early access anything.
throwing a tantrum isn't going to make it magically happen faster.
So it wasn't Larf?
Ignoring all the other clues.
I d-don't even know who th-that is.
*smears tears on your trousers*
patience is a virtue.
Don't ask why I have this.
It's Riddle-chan, she's a girl
And so, what do the Finns yell? Nothing because you are stereotypically quiet people? ^^
Got my hopes up for nothing
Everyone being all 2good4riddles. Get upset when people make up their own riddles. Life is too complicated. Solving this riddle is actually an indicator of how far you'll go in life.
cupcake, rin, and tokai need to fucking stop
Sci needs to Die
Yep, I learnt my lesson with both Starbound and Rust.
Never buying Early Access ever again.
Btw, found a 'healslut' thread in /v/, wanna see? >:3
I'm glad I solved it so quickly and easily.
I agree. it's getting out of hand.
they should all post more
but especially Subtle
soulwax fm is my fam right now
yes I do.
I'm s-sorry Ikarous.
I'm n-not even good at th-the stutter anymore.
I f-feel so bad for f-forgetting it.
how much time you put into sucking off some banal faggot on an anime imageboard is an indicator for how far you'll go in life
The only one I know of is "Hakkaa päälle!"
But posting gets awfully boring.
oh you meant on here. still good.
Also that riddle was easy
better kill myself now
Wouldn't take much time if you were intelligent.
that thread is boring and you should feel bad for showing it to me, scanner.
riddle dee dee, riddle dee doo, you won't even feel the pain when I'm in you
so is being ignorant, are you accusing me??!?!
Sorry, I was interested simply because of the caps it had. ;w;
That doesn't make any sense.
For the record, it isn't who I thought it was, evidently.
Unless they just aren't checking Skype like a fucking whore.
being ignorant is not a virtue, tokai.
I was kidding about the feeling bad part.
Google translate has failed me for the last time
Kinda would fap if it was haikuus
why does drying take so long.
drying what? some things dry very quickly. my hair is not one of them.
n-nhh.. yes master
I know for a fact that'd not be Kuus.
How would LF translate to Haikuus?
Looking 4 Fuck?
YOU CAN'T STOP THE FEELING BAD EXPRESS T^T
why does dying take so long.
You'd need some next-gen enigma machine to translate Finnish.
body dries very fast. just use a towel.
headphones might be dead if they got wet. best to let any electronics dry for a few days, maybe put them in a bag of rice, I hear that works well.
I never did pass that conductor's exam...
Don't make it weird idiot
i was i was having sex right now
it's okai, I forgive you
how very big of you
nah my headphones are fine lol
I got v modas
am I the only one turned on by thunder or lightning?
no edginess I swear
Maybe when computers can simulate human brains, we can get that far
yeah its perfect sex weather
How could I do that ?~
I literally don't know anyone's real name.
And someone else.
I'm so hurt.
I mean, chances are good you are not, but it is a bit out of the ordinary.
nothing wrong with that, though.
not knowing Ian
There's nothing I love more than running outside in a summer downpour
shut up lisa
I want to lick and kiss her feets
Go get that Tokai booty.
I hope you get hit by lightning you piece of chit
That's going to take years.
Fine, I was done with my break anyway...
3 minutes then I'm out. there is only one poster that LF could refer to. and the other clues make that connection.
Solve. The. Fucknig. Thing.
just try not to think about what you might do if gardevoir was there with you.
Either you learn how to drive or I have to like... I dunno what the word is, do something to earn forgivness?
But yeah, I was expecting more from that thread myself. WELP, time to play videogames, will pester you occasionally.
Is he even shaved and smooth?
Oooh, I hope so too. I get stimulated by electric shocks. One time my boss brought a novelty shock stapler to work and got everyone to 'staple some papers' and we had a good laugh, then I played with it all day until the battery died.
colby no don't go
have fun, scanner.
finished with vidya
tell her I want chicken tendies
"I can't, I'm too high and you don't have enough good boy points"
fucking useless junkie sow
Break's over I gotta
I would bet money that he is
very well. bye, colby.
you have some serious fucking issues
I'm going to kill you
the worms will stimulate your corpse
Btw, I got bacon, eggs and a potato.
Gonna grill myself some dinner tomorrow, I'm excited.
Can you cook?
better go find your japanese barista babe
how dare you question this
if you do then you'll never get to rp with me playing gardevoir.
Hang on, I'll get some popcorn and you can tell me more about it and how qualified you are to make that statement.
Yay! I get to contribute to the food chain and the cycle of life!
I can, but I very rarely do. I am an incredibly lazy person.
not with me
I want tendies.
I want Loco's tendies.
Stick to your man.
We can all agree that I'm not edating someone insane (god bless her) and am not being denied finger food for adolescents because I don't have enough "good boy points"
I doubt you have enough gbp, but I will accept crossdressing pictures instead.
I want tendies.
like you wouldn't
riddle-chan went silent.
I'll ride him while I eat your tendies.
you have much to learn
who said it wasn't with you??!
better get your gp up bitch
but she might have a costume!
I would not.
I'm not huge on costumeplay
NO TENDIES TOMORROW EITHER
Sonata is great at cybersex
i'm worn out!
I didn't have any sex today.
I was out walking everywhere.
I am done learning.
you're breaking my heart here, grim
Likewise, but I'm starting to get the hand of cooking food WELL.
Mostly I fuck up, but I think it is a work in progress, I can now make thick fries, and I aim to make Borscht next.
Give me the good boy points
sounds good. the only way to get better is to keep practicing.
i am good. I haven't told anyone to kill themselves all thread.
you're seriously implying you wouldn't insta slammajam a jap in a samus costume?
buht i want sex right now, not hours ago
fear not child, much is to come
well that is worth 5 points there
you are most likely younger than me by a fair bit.
I know right?
Well this is awfully cute, what anime is this?
I demand good boy points
what is this thing you post at me.
Normies Get Out Tokyo Attack Z
I'm not feeling it.
I can give you one.
My baby, of course.
I bet it's something from some stupid moba.
Yup, who knows, I may actually stop getting food poisoning and make legit good food one day.
it's from smite
grim's favorite moba is smite
everyone knows that
I tried smite once
one can always hope!
she's cute I guess.
not me it would seem
She's the best.
Fuck off, only one good boy point?
I'll fucking kill you, I don't want your disgusting pity
What digimon is that btw
-hugs you tight and doesn't let you go-
I only have the one, but okay.
Oh that one that's popular with furries, right.
Is Grim a furry?
Give me your tendies
4 good boy points for loco
2 for IKT
AND NONE FOR NICK
all signs point to probably
WAS THAT A PRONOUN!?
IN MY FUCKING THREAD!?
TIME TO TURN THE FUCKING SALT FACTORIES ON.
I don't have any of those either.
I'm pretty useless like that.
WAS THAT A PRONOUN!?
IN MY FUCKING THREAD!?
TIME TO TURN THE FUCKING SALT FACTORIES ON.
I'm 18 years old and I know everything!
what do I do now??!!
WOW FUCK YOU SCOOTS
YOU AREN'T EVEN QUALIFIED TO HAND OUT GOOD BOY POINTS YOU CUNT
That explains a lot.
-unsheathes my katana-
that checks out.
doesn't it just?
I wonder if he and squish roleplay
Rin heaves a heavy sigh, raising its hands and shoulders in a shrug.
he seemed adverse to the idea of it but that could just be a front.
My blade cannot cut down such a foe
He is bad at being honest.
aren't we all.
what's that mean??
No I'm pretty honest for the most part when I'm not being a zaney internet troll.
that 18 year olds think they know everything.
that's good. honesty is best.
How would I do that?
Just want to point out.
The scene where Yamada smashes those unopened cans into the counter?
She dents the counter.
It's a great policy. For instance, if at any point I start to like you, I'll let you know.
ur not cute
that will take a lot of guesswork out of things for me.
and one chicken cordon bleu later~
don't worry I'll get you through it kiddo
iuuuunno think for me
i wanna watch more but still not alone
i wanna cap more yamamdadada and lesbo
Chickie Cordon Blueies
I like those
Yuno will never be your waifu
I'm rolling my eyes so hard I fear they may become detached.
no. work is suffering.
The exact same as when you left.
I don't wanna think.
I just wanna play Katamari.