Old video game news reports/commericals thread

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Music sounds less annoying than the Super Nintendo

can any game beat that?

I like the one where the news guy cuts himself into F-Zero dramatically.

Television is gay.

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Nintendo DS is Redefining Child Molestation

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N64 may have given us Bomberman 64/Second Attack but the system sucked. I would rather have owned an PC-FX tbh. I hated the filters and how foggy everything was and the lack of 2D games or 3D games that moved fast and were fun.

Jesus christ man, that's taking Holla Forums contrarianism way too far.

the hype

Mario! Now with more fap!

I find those player numbers questionable

DS means dual screen
I din know dat

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Nothing change really

The N64 was unbelievable hardware by 1996 standards but it got hamstrung by expensive cartridges with shitty storage limitations and third parties telling Nintendo to go fucking fuck themselves in revenge for their treatment during the NES and SNES days.

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DS means Demo System, Ninty just stuck with it because that's what every news outlet called it. Same deal with 3DS.

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I doubt that

You think Mario gets more fap?

The best.

Always thought that was odd.

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I was so hoping to see him draw a penis or some shit.