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Pointless bump.

It's raining

I'd rather see Hillary maintain the status quo and line her pockets than see Trump start a trade war based on some "bad deal" upon which he refuses to elaborate and empty my pockets. *shrug*

Carrie Underwood's music could drive anyone to kill, Scoot.

Trump supporters will vote for him because they agree with him.

Hilary supporters will vote for her because they think she agrees with them.

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let me post?

But I want to be a really cuteboy. with a cute body.

I know... Let us do it... I need you to do watermelon recon... I will start on my Human Biology 101...

I be Trump had a bad relationship with a Mexican.
That's why he wants to build a wall and make them pay for it.

Join my harem pls

I will not

Feels good to finally eat solid food.

I think I've heard about that. And his politics were surprisingly popular apparently.

That doesn't make Trum supporters right. If anything, it'd mean that Trump supporters are assholes and Hillary supporters are idiots. And while stupidity is atrocious, it is at least not morally wrong.

MEN
HALLELUJA

done with your cum diet?

tasty cummies

Don't forget that he's going to punish China by stealing all our jobs back. Granted, those jobs will be done by machines, have no impact on the unemployment rate (which is back to pre-2008 crash levels), and actually drive up the cost of basic goods.

China, the massive threat to Western civilization that isn't even among the US' top trade partners and manipulates its currency almost daily to keep its head above water.

Funny, considering Trump has said he'll target media outlets critical of him.

I support whatever you want to do. Just hope you know you're already pretty danged adorable.

I'm perfectly ok with being in charge of the melons. Division of labor.

Yeah.
Semen was the only thing keeping me alive, since it was liquid protein. ;w;

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Its finally cold/cool again

♥ you are a cutest goober, even when we plan vicious felonies.

Daijoubu, soto-kun

When I was walking earlier, I got my sleeve covered in plant cummies.

I wiped it all away though.

The choices are an honest fool and a fucking snake. I'd pick the fool.

“Stupidity is far more dangerous than evil, for evil takes a break from time to time, stupidity does not.” - Queen Lizzy fo' Shizzy, or something

Just to be clear, I'm not a fan of either candidate, and since Texas is redder than an under-cooked steak, it doesn't matter what I think.

Yeah, I totally can't wait for like 70 days without a day off. Such excite.

If I'm adorable now imagine how much more adorable I would be if I worked out and dieted, right?

I care what you think.

The choices are still a well-intentioned idiot with some whacky views... and a snake. I mean it's like the choice between a proper clown and John Wayne Gacy. They both suck but, c'mon...

Are you the one who likes plants and stuff?

and hilary will straight up target anything she and her ilk consider "hate speech" with a terrifyingly vague definition of this rather strong term.

she's also in support of the racist "black lives matter" and refuses to call out terrorist attacks for what they are. the support for a group that actively hates me and people like me is pretty unacceptable. especially when she's also trying to convince me how much she loves us queer folk.

you might want to keep it in your diet just in case.

and I'll go ahead and mention that I am not so much "pro trump" as I am insanely "anti hilarly"

I kind of want a cuddly Donald Trump toy.

I don't like anything.

who are you and why are your opinions so correct

True. But I think stopping being an asshole is easier than stopping being stupid. Consequently, I despise assholes way more than idiots.

Ew. No. Ew ew ew.

Go on...

Shitlord queen of /x/ and meme-o supreme-o Amy.

stop trying to steal my thing.

amy. I should have known.

you know that's not just your thing, right?

Yo. Back the fuck up or get smacked the fuck up.

I am always the most correct.

This pic confuses me.

it's mine. but you can share it.

which is why I should have known.

Whatever.

that's the spirit

She's cut a slice out of her thigh, presumably to feed to someone.

How're things, Cup?

That's more or less it, I thought.
What am I missing?

Buy me new shoes.
I think my feet are going to stop being soft at this rate.

Whatever.

Oh, it's just we finally had something in common.

today has been decidedly not awful, so that's nice.

how about yourself?

I already got you something for your birthday. don't be greedy now.

Well, I guess that someone got a piece of that ass. Literally.

Not even anime sex faces?

It doesnt matter about your opinion Sabrina. You have no say in the political machine. This is why you need to team up with me and slaughter any that cross our path... Anyone who dares cross our Volkswagen Polo's bath.

Fun ey

Not as well as I have been, but not terrible. I woke up super early.

Well, I'll focus on Senate, House, state, and local elections. The President is SUPPOSED to propose legislation to Congress, so those elections should, in theory, carry more weight.

Thank you, Scoot. That song is now stuck in my head. I hope you're happy.

I wish I could use as a pillow first, though. I mean, while you're still a little fluffy, ya know?

Ah, I see where you're coming from now. It's funny: When I was a kid, it was the Christian Right trying to censor everyone and police speech. Now it's the radical Left. You and I can agree that trying to censor speech because it hurts your feelings is absurd.

If they won't listen to our voices, they'll have to listen to our melon ballers scraping the inside of their skulls.

I do that a lot too. have trouble sleeping for very long.

indeed we can. and we can also disagree on things, there's nothing wrong with that, and we both agree that there's nothing wrong with that. it's what makes america great again

Oh, I suppose.
It's not like I can really expound.

You spoil me so much that greed is all I know.

Disgusting.

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YAS! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
We will make them see....and then not see... :3

Woe is me kek

i'm sorry. maybe if I get very fit you can put a sweater on me and sleep on me like that.

then I guess I know what I need to cut back on.

It will finally get me out of this hole, so it will be worth it. 2017 will be the beginning of something good I think.

I know.

Feel free to spoil me instead.

in what way shall I spoil you, elma?

I will cut you in places you don't even want to imagine if you cut my pet supply.

But neat we have something in common.

Can I be spoiled ?

Well you can't have it any other way.

UM UM

I do not recall?

*spoils*

I don't respond to terrorist threats.

well you let me know when you work that out and we'll see.

Post a meme

So much for my being coy play.

Hue. Nah, I can buy my own stuff ;3

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MY LIFE IS FINALLY COMPLETE. FAREWELL MY FRIENDS.

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anything but a democrat

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Oh was I stuck in last thread

Sakura Trick was good

MAY YOU NOW ASCEND TO HIGHER REALMS

Gottas keep positive welma darling!

r.i.p. cruz

coy is cute, but being direct with me is always the best bet.

sounds like a good plan. buy yourself something nice from me.

America will be "great again" when civil discourse and reason become popular once again. ♥

I'm pretty dumb, but I'm smart enough to know that those operating in the political realm anywhere beyond my local school board owe favors to donors and are looking out for their interests above anyone else's. I just have to follow my heart and vote for those who at least seem more reasonable and knowledgeable than the others and hope for the best. It's either that or just stay home and gripe without having earned the right to gripe.

Oh! We should leave a seed over each other eyes too!

Hm. I dunno. I bet your tummy would still be soft either way, so I'm probably being silly.

Hi master

I can hardly wait. reason has been absent from the united states for quite a bit too long now.

I don't like sex faces.

You will give me head pats sir.

Sakura Trick was trying way too hard for, like, the lion's share of the show.

wow my day just got ruined

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That sentence kinda got away from me. I meant we should place seeds on the eyes of our victims.

I dunno why I was up after like 4 hours sleep but I thought it'd be funny going from last out of bed to first.

Probably wasn't worth it though.

YAY! It's so difficult, but I have high hopes!

Not to mention tax returns next year are gonna be ridonkulous :OOOOOO

I don't want anything so I guess it's a win-win-win.

how was it ruined

Meh, no.

But those are MANGA sex faces.

-headpats-

that was your one for the day. I hope you don't come to regret this decision at bedtime.

Subtle Im watching New Game

Man, this is so autistic

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just make sure to get extra sleep tonight to make up for it.

the best kind of outcome.

Would you be comfortable saying you're a Libertarian? I tend to kinda lean that way a little, but I can't get on board with absolutely everything the party stands for. I guess I don't necessarily have to though.

If I have hard flat 13 y/o abs and you think they aren't comfy enough i'll go a little softer

And if I'm too soft I'll tighten it for you.

I don't like those either.

I'll try not to.

You must have me confused with someone else

Doesn't matter; kissus were had

I knew you'd like it

I genuinely don't know what to label myself, nor do I typically care for labels in the first place, but if I had to make a guess I would say I am a conservative libertarian, yes.

like you I don't agree with everything they believe in, which I can comfortably say about pretty much every political party.

But, don't you like the idea of a being being filled with ultimate pleasure and displaying it without any sense of shame ?

Absolutely not. How was your fap

If you're worried about it being painful when you do it: don't be. I'll help you through it.

In the hope of and pray for bountiful melons in future! Glorious!

Gotta love tha good life tho

see that you do.

I went out to play some Pokemon Go..

Cause that's Robin Williams?

oh
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so?

So that's what you youngins call it now.. Did you get anything good ?

It's better than watching anime all day

:3c

We have a word for easy people here.
It's slut.

Not even in the slightest.

Yes, Master.

Did you see the new Re;Zero?

Or I can just get a real pillow and we'll share.

We're not so very different then. :3

Woah. I didn't even think about that.

I saw we kill couples, bury them together with seeds on their eyes, then wait for the FBI to figure out what these random melon patches popping up all over the US are about.

I reject this title.

no, that has been the general sense I've gotten from our conversations. it's one of the reasons we get along so well.

I'd act on Aoba.

.... wow. You don't like ANYTHING.

right, forgot what board I was on.

Shishou.

Child porn in the sticky
i'm sure theres some sticky in the child porn

9 best face.

that sounds like a plan to me

Pidgeys, Spearows, Rattatas, so yeah.. good

Good think I'm not easy ^^

Yeah, what did you think of it?

I think you mean more than "indefinite pets" now

is there any anime made now that doesn't have sexual undertones as the main draw of the show?

where is she from? I like her.

Which level are you ? Which team ? Is the three steps bug still a thing ?

Wow...that's sad.

That pic is really gross. I like it.

Insert p.

saying it in japanese doesn't make it better.

bard

Kiss x Sis

he died ages ago
why would it ruin your day now

I'm gonna go ahead and answer no on that one.

and after this you should try boku no pico

My Hero Academia ? One Punch Man ?

Aw shit
Its the air king

Blood chan

True that! I would hate to be NEET

I hate my job at times, but atleast I am earning my way.

Neets are disgusting

Oh god yes... Do we get to write cryptic letters when they begin pulling up the bodies? Or do we fly low. Like Frank Lopez

I told you so.

Your taste in yuri says otherwise.

Why?
Why is it sad?

Meister.

This.
It skips sexual undertones for sexual overtones.

Because I was having a good day and I didn't need to see his autopsy picture.

why must you be like this

They are not even related.. ;~;

Oh uh
Hey there how is your day?

But there's BOYS DOING BOYS.

That's lewd.

We're not a serious subreddit.

You get it!

oh right one punch man was good
all right so there's at least one what a relief

u should e-date her
and real date her also

i dont get it

less than terrible. considerably so now for some reason.

how has it gone for you so far?

theres cp in the sticky...

loco pls

yeah but it's very cute.

yeah, man. it's that entitlement bug or soemthing iunno

Well, if a clown dies it's funny, but if it's Robin Williams then it's sad.

.... welp, shit.

I disagree, max level best level.
Mindbreak best vacation.

I swear I had one of those like the 'Many faces of' but with Rin from Katawa Shoujo.

Because you know, how can you be so indifferent?

Sub-par animation tho.

But 9 is max.

i suppose it is unfortunate. good will hunting is nice yeah.

Treading on the thin line between disgust and adorable since 2013

So does this mean you'll let me stream for you after dinner ? :3

Oh, I thought you was counting the other way, so I did.

the censoring is the main thing that bothers me I find. still quite good.

CP in the sticky btw

Maître

If your tastes are easy, you must be easy.

Me?
Or Rin?

Hey how'd you stich that together so nicely?

fine fine, do as you wish.

I have no fucking idea what you're referring to.

Well, I consider sexual pleasure as, I don't know, a good thing for a living being. So sexual pleasure in this extreme would be a very good thing. So I would be happy for this living being. And I'm surprised that the idea of a being being happy doesn't make you be happy. Am I clear ?

I'm bad with irony.

I know about, let's say, 3 animes this season. 2 out of three seems good to me.

2013 ? Is it not older ?

Remove Holla Forums

Waiting waiting
Went to sleep kinda late and woke up pretty early so I spent most of ot just nappinig
Waiting for my best friend to get rested up from work to kick it
Buut He's probably pretty tired so I can't blame him for being so sleepy
You do much today or just rrelaxing?

Yeah, he was a great man and one hell of an entertainer, so it's sad that despite the personality he exuded he was very troubled internally, which inevitably led to his suicide.

desu doesn't make his own caps dummy

re zero isnt one of the good ones right?

Ive only ever had a 4 month period from when I was 15yo where I wasnt employed.

She's gym leader Sabrina from Pokémon. I've found a few examples of fan art with a similar angular design. I like it very much too.

I say we let the work speak for itself, you know?

Let's run in four years.

This Lapis. You keep posting it. It's fun. It's cute. I like this Lapis.

We need someone to make this community great again
I don't feel COMFORTABLE! posting on a site FILLED!!! to the BRIM!! with SEX PICTURES! or LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS and DOGS FUCKING BEARS

One more. I need to stop being lazy and seek out more of these.

Oh I thoght that was a moniker you used to use
You're like the only belgian I know

Okay, Slut.

Sex doesn't make me happy though.
If anything it does the exact opposite.

im p sure comedians are legally required to be depressed af

I went to work, but had to leave early so I'm home early. although even if I had worked the full time I typically do I would have been getting home fairly soon by now.
now I am just relaxing, yes. it's my primary state of being, physically at least.

did you have good dreams in all your nappings?

Er, maybe
Ok yes

I'd like to see some studies to back up this claim..

and here I thought Cassidy and Flannery were cool.

What about this lapis?

Holy shit I haven't seen that image for ages and I've been looking for it, thank you!

You, how can you be so neutral?
LIKING THINGS IS FUN

Wanna watch video games or anime ? Also
White or red sauce

as long as you are the one running for president, sure. a white man has no chance anymore, even if he's gay. plus you would just look better on the posters.

Oh, I forgot about it. And I have no fucking idea what it is about, so I can't judge. I've just heard that it's good.

Don't forget TV killers.

Well...maybe ? I don't remember referring to me as the "Air King". You just got me confused.

That's oddish. Bad experience ?

Gotta make that dosh.

It is until you get the mega fanboys talking to you about the shit you like. It's the quickest way to not like things anymore is to talk about them with somebody obsessive.

oh my

Look, I love the Holla Forums people. They're great people, I've employed thousands of Holla Forums, I have a great relationship with the Holla Forums people. I'm going to do great with the Holla Forums, in fact a poll came out in reddit recently, I polled 25% with the Holla Forums; someone said if you get 25% of the Holla Forums vote, the election is over... but if I'm elected president, we are going to ban the Holla Forums. We have to ban the Holla Forums, or we won't have a website any more. We're going to ban the Holla Forums, and it's going to be a great ban... and the Holla Forums are going to pay for it.

okay well jsyk it's awful

Shh, it's okay, Subtle.
Being easy isn't a bad thing.

Fun is for women and fags.

Not particularly.
I'm just not really a sexual person.

Speak only when spoken to, dog!

That song, every time.

can do

That bad ?

Okay. I can understand.

2 or 3 out of 10

Gosh. I kinda wonder what it is about now.

Oh right.
I should take a note from Rin so I can continue to like stuff.

;w;

But I don't wanna be a woman or a fag!

why even live

What games?
And what flavours even are they, I don't know colours. Red = tomato and white = bread sauce?

The animus public doesn't agree ;;

Also cute. Kinda reminds me of you somehow too.

You're very welcome!

Isn't Trump polling ahead?

I'm afraid I don't get the reference. Sorry.

guy magically ends up in rpg world for no good reason and has groundhog day powers

he defies all race and gender. he's just trump

Dark souls or touhou probably. Also yes you're right

I think it's the messy hair. and the sort of weirdo pose.

Now say it in dog.

I wouldn't think it difficult to.

Too late, fag.

I mean, the animus public tends to be fairly pathetic.

So who cares what they think? Being easy isn't a bad thing.

I missed Crazy posting

who

I had a pretty strange one
It felt like
the movie scarface sort of
I was in my town and had a buddy and there was some dude giving us trouble, like a huge dude like 7'2 and built as hell
And so he was tellin my friend he was going to rape him or somehhing in an alley and so he got dragged over there so I had to run along the other end of this alley and look for a weapon an I found like a purple razr scooter and so I went to attack this dude but he had like a shopping cart or something and we tussled in this alley for a while before I found an iron bar
So I smashed his head in and removed one of his Eyes
it was important to the storyline I had to take this eye to some ancient tomb and bury it soo he couldn't use his evil magic to return in another body
There was a very sneaky trick he pulled
at the beginning of the tomb, he had laid a few dead rats
And I ignored theses before I placed the eye where it shuld go
but on the way back I took a scan or something of the rats and noticed that they were deactivated. Before I had placed the eye, if I had touched the rat, surely I would have been possessed.

That was most of the bread and butter, I remember there was this place on the town square where I went into and met the friendliest people, it was about the size of a small business. They were allegedly a recording studio, but really it was morre like a ymca or something lol. They had cool instruments there, a carpeted floor and in the back room had a drumset set up in the cornner
in the other back room they had a large tv and rows of seats and I ventured back tthere and shook all the guys and girls hands who wer there, got to meet them, they were probably high school kids

me and the proprieter became great friends, actually I think he was the one who was with me later
And we were hanging out togethher and left the building to go to another store for some reason and somebody in a white van was driving around playing that clamss casino song 'I'm God' so I got raellyexcied and wave at them and gave like a YEAH! or something and they waved back

That was nice
I can't really remember much else but it went on for avery long time and throughout most o it there was a tension that I was being hunted

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Who?

woof woof

That sounds like an even shittier SAO. But I'm curious.

It is never too late.

Are you finally going to beat dag seoul 3?

Goddamnit,
guess I'll have to learn to accept my newfound thirst for cocks.

Not sure if I know what that is sorry man
how are you doing??

The first one

Its not available in my country.

havent seen sao but imagine re zero is about on the same level as that from what ive heard. the writing is just terrible.

Wannna commit group suicide?

Good boy.

Either that or come to terms with your new identity as a woman.

;~;

Damn. I am all hot and bothered

if this were a movie I would watch it. hopefully with you.

LF

pretty much every japanese video owned by Sony or Ponycanyon is now unavailable in the USA.

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Damn. I am all hot and bothered

-scootaloo 2016

Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars
Kind of weird, would have thought that 'strayan things weren't banned there.

who

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Scoot, I feel like this on par with the Marching Kitties. Like, when I'm blue, I can put this on and it will all go away.

huh
I guess I wouldn't know them
I've only been here for about 2 weeks or so now

it might bea bit embarasising
I have some weird parts iny dreams

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I just want to be a loli mahou shoujo drifting touge downhill battles in an ae86 which can transform into a mecha my dad keeps telling me to get the fuck in to, powered by the disembodied soul of my mother while my onii-chan is my codriver. Is that too much to ask from life?

Why are you so hellbent on this? Is this some nostalgia thing? You have to finish the third one eventually.

I don't identify myself as a funsexual woman though.

I love those kitties

Ive bookmarked for emergencies. :)

maybe you can find a way to distract me during those parts.

Bit tired. And a bit scared oh how lame my holidays are until now. I try to work on my book a bit to compensate, but I don't really know where I'm going. Well, I know actually, but the more I work on it the more I realize how bizarre it is, and the fact that the written format is probably not the good one.

Now I'm REALLY curious.

I kinda want to know what kind of dreams you have. Just curious.

Yes. Yes it is.

They've gotten me through some pretty rough patches, and now they finally have backup.

Always prepared like a good Scoot Scout!

Y- no, of course not.

can you steam me a pic of you? just so i have something to picture when you emote hugs? it feels weird to not be able to visualise it.

Normally I would but I gotta be somewhere in 30 minutes.

This link works for me though

youtube.com/watch?v=3mUfOs-CTCw

link?

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I think I can do that for ya.

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i appreciate it very much

This needs to be a Skyrim mod.

ask loco

I think I prefer anime
And do white, like I said yesterday, but I guess you don't listen to me huh..

Then why does "slut" get thrown around so much?

Please, what do you know about it? Have you even read any of it?

creep

dont watch it!

Woah, no need to get sexual.
It's just light petting.

So you're just a fag.

sabs x loco is pretty darn cute tbh

I feel like I should give this back now...

youtube.com/watch?v=ynLlgWbl-mc

I did use the white yesterday master, I always listen to you... Which anime do you wanna watch ?

no

i watched 13 episodes

no it's just sad

Because we're all open and accepting of it you fucking slut.

D-did you like that one?
I thought it was clever...

this

we're reclaiming the word.

It was the official one, oh well then.

Holidays are really just another day with a more important excuse to not work
I mean it's pretty traditional to do something on them but
I can understand just lazing round

Sorry youve got that opppressive feeling over you man, that sounds kind of uncomfortable

I usually have dreams about adventure or metting people, that span for days or weeks at a time
but really they just last a few hours

Usually theres a lot of sex of either orientation and most times I'm under the feeling that something is chasing me but not uickly, so I have ime to linger around
Large crowds and alot of people are usually there as well, although I'M USUALLY PRETTy uncomfortable around such things

THATS NOT EVEN OUR COMMUNITY YOU SILLY ANTA BAKA

What the fuck is an LF

Get off my back man.

It can be.
Slut.

wat
As in that metahomo horsefucker?

You're a metahomo horse fucker.

Better that, I get to keep my penis!
And bully people.
And stuff.
I dunno, what am I doing again?

readjusting a suit is now suggestive? sounds like someone needs to get their mind out of the gutter.

yes, that is the one. hello, jack.

you on the left
Yui on the right

I am beyond saving my friend. My sanity has disappeared a long time ago. I don't risk much.

It feels oppressive because I'm not productive, but also because I don't develop social contacts and always do the same thing: playing videogames. Those are different aspects but that can explain why I don't feel well during holidays.

Those are...interesting dreams. I don't remember mine recently, I don't know why.

Think cleverly.

The very same!

Its the same song though right?

sabrina doesn't even really like loco

I mean
haven't we all metahomo horsefucker or two?

you on the left

quit acting weird bebop ur scaring me

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How about you go fuck yourself and i'll focus on my tv show because that's something that offers me thoughtful ruminations instead of stupid guess-who riddles so you can touch yourself to what little fucking attention I give you

how does that sound

Hah!
I'm out.

I don't even know anymore.

In that posture?

It can be.

Would you hypothetically fuck a horse?

I hate dreams that cant be remembered
or those nights it feels like there is no dream

Those aare the worst
and I mean shit dude
Its really your life
If that's what you enjoy why not?
I can udnerstand that need for socialoioties
but shit dude
with 1 orr 2 good friends
Some imagined company online
Things probably won't be so bad
do you have any irl friends? even jsut a few?

Are you irony?

Nise I guess

The LN out already (which is about half-way done) is 3-4 times the size of the Harry Potter series, so the anime is an interpretation of a small part of that

I'm not a fan, that was harsh timing :c
And I'm not one ~_~

I really wouldn't know.
I don't know what hypothetically means.

I can and do. there is nothing sexual about it, and it is a pokemon. don't sexualize pokemon.

cool

that doesn't make the anime any better

I think it is best for me to have a break from shitposting.

I tend to lose whatever I think and start to devolve into nonsense the longer I post. ;w;

Don't look it's embarassing

Well the people from Massachusetts bum-rushed my state because they just made AR-15s illegal there, so now I can't buy the gun I wanted cause they're out of stock.

I'll do anything as long as its ironic.

How many of those yes votes would get their junk kicked by a horse for trying to approach it from behind?

Iunno, prolly

I have failed.
I must reclaim honor the only way I know how.

I will cut you.

Well. I guess I could bond more easily with a horse than with a human being. I hope you're talking about a mare at least.

Nah, kidding, even I am not that desperate.

I don't enjoy games as much as before. That kind of kills me inside to feel one of the last enjoying things I had slipping away.
Even online interactions are becoming rare for me. And I have, I don't know, maybe two real IRL friends. And it's a bit difficult with them usually.

Gardevoir is super-sexualized and there is nothing you can do about it.

That's good!

what does it effing matter????? get whatever works

no worries you're doing that already...

I'm gonna need a space on your lap then, master

Don't forget that it's the worst monogatari season.

You first.

overtly sexualized prosciutto

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Smart people like riddles.

you need a new threat. this one is just silly at this point.

this is done by perverts and degenerates and I will not stand for it.

I always try to pay people back.

I'm sorry to hear that man, I hope you can regain that joy or find a nother passssion
Maybe some new shit just has to be realeased
You can only play the same thing for so long

And I mean shit dude, 2 friends is all you need if they really are real friends
I hope things can improve between them

Smart people like smart people

fuck off you kanra wannabe

What does this part mean?

this isnt a riddle it's just stupidity

oh yeah, you have that folder.

who is that nigger

Wat de neuk hoe voel je

I'm ironically leaving now.

doesn't matter

Put those exact words into google.
... you really don't wanna know.

Tell me, are you the Canadanon I have on Steam?

Ironic bye.

damn...

That's because you don't think I'd actually cut you.

I'll blast my trap into your room.

They;re trap
you mean
You're trap
b--b-b-bb-ack dat ass up boi
gurl
boigurl

You have enough to answer it

Danke!

Wooo hooo I try my best!

How many horse power did adding stripes to your car

haha I get it!!!
because people leave alot lol
That's a good one

The Great Xue Fang (Lostalgia) is me.

stfu bebop

btw whats up

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that is correct.

It appears so.

I'm just the chiri. rin is the other great canadian.

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THOSE GOSH DARN MODERN MUSICS THEY LISTEN TO THESE DAYS
*GRUMBLEGRUNT*

Best wel lekker, en jij?

i'll lick it up

did you just call me a boi??!

You d-don't have to do that, times have changed
Katanas are way too archaic..

If you try that you're gonna have my hand needing space on your cheek, with a lot of force

Then what's the best?

Also sorry slow replies, spider troubles

Saving that brain power for figuring out who is best gay mineral and where to cum next? Or you could solve the goddamed riddle.

OHHH, CHIRI!
You're just as good!
I definetly remember you, no matter how soft my brain gets.

Oh yeah you'd rather be the girl huh
That's more than fine with me

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Oh trap.

Ik voel me ook goed.

*pet*

Subtlepls you're a grown-up.
At least it's not centipedes.

n-nhhh.. that's fine too master. I thought you killed all of them !?

oh shit thats no bebop

s a v a g e

all Canadians are great.

10x is my fave

Solve it

like your cuck of a prime minister. he's awesome.

There is a thin line between being a Pokémon trainer and a harem master. Think about it.

I'm switching a lot between games, but recently they tend to annoy me very fast. I play fast-food games because I need adrenaline rushes, and I can't seem to really enjoy games lasting more than 20 hours.

It's not between them, it's just that I can't seem to chat with them very often. I don't know, I feel isolated except with very very close people. I'm talking romantic level.

It's a pony from 2012

I'm a pony from 2012.

the line may be thin but that's no excuse for crossing it.

True, it could be worse, but they're the biggest crawlies we get, and I fucking hate them
Still I don't kill them, just glass-onto-paper and throw them out

They always come in since it's summer, and it's cooler inside

Just makes it easier for me to cut you the first time.

Good boy.

Oh, right.
Like this.

That's a fucking all too real feel man and I wish I had somethigninspiring to say on it but
I don't know dude
I hope you can find a sweethear soon
patience and charm

THEN SOLVEDA RIDDLE

Do you not have bug spray !?

all the cool ponies are from 2011.

promises promises.

FUCKING LOL

oh ew
why couldn't all the ponies just stay where they were
im sure the bullying scoot and loco got wasn't that bad

FUCK you desu

WHAT IST HER IDDLE

That's enough internet for today.

Have a good one, thread-folks.

do it in front of subtle.

Are you ikt?
Is ikt Tokai?
I forget.

I'll show you savage
All night long

bye bye elma.

The best one is the first one, after that, SHAFT got rich off bake and madoka money and changed staff and stopped hitting the right notes. Nise is still by far the worst just out of a source material perspective, it was never meant to be released in the first place.
It's like 9 episodes of fanservice that holds no relevance to the story arc and then a fight with kagenui at the end. The only good things to come out of nise is marshmallow justice, platinum disco and naisho no hanashi.

Trust me on this, my opinion was forged in the fires of mount fuji and folded over a thousand times.

yes, that's ikt

oh my

You'll wake up missing an ear.

See you, Welma.

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I'm Tokai.

You're way too kind for them.
I just always see a random bug and go "Za Stalina!" and swat.

lf anyone else wants to solve

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I suspect I might wake up long before the ear is removed.

do me in front of subtle

I'm lonely, okay ? I'd like a sexy Pokémon with romantic feelings for me.

Patience, I have plenty. Charm...let's just say relationships are hard because the lack of experience can be felt easily. It's hard to gain experience when you don't have any. You need charm to acquire it. Pretty difficult.

Sorry for disappointing you Elma. Good night.

Alternatively I think you should live, from what little I know you have more going for you than a lot of people

Legend says that if you execute spiders, they'll get their revenge while you're sleeping

See if I care

Ok everyone line up to ask me. Be orderly please.

BURD
I didn't know you got into Tomoko stuff.
Very fitting!
Btw, feels good to finally be awake at the same time as you.

Yeah, I've seen the pony threads of today and it seems little has changed. Same memes and such.

I know ikt is short for likt and scoots is like; shuffling around on the floor.

Top lol

Too FAR
I am out
I can not spppare not one square

Me first

Aww shit nigga, I love a queue, but I don't know what to talk about, pls help.

CRAZY POSTING?

I'm gonna cwy

neeeen ladder,

danke gerne musse

d-did you just

RIDDLE ME THIS, BATMAN

pokemon are not for sexual.

we will take things slow.

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The only solution is never to sleep..

Voor je hoofd ja, ladder...