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A Review Of 'The Shape Of Water,' From A Guy Who Had Sex With A Dolphin
Thomas Clark
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William Morales
Henry Miller
What did he mean by this?
Cameron Butler
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Same guy?
Gabriel Perez
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Jack Cook
Yeah, that faggot's fucked in the head alright.
Austin Murphy
Carson Watson
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Colton Moore
You know, I don't know all that much about Hitler or WW2 in general due to near complete lack of interest, but at this point things have gotten so retarded and shitty I sort of want to see what the world would be like if he'd have won, regardless if the holocaust actually happened or not.
Michael Mitchell
Camden Hill
Well, we know what the next stage of the slippery slope will be.
Jack Morales
Does it not strike you strange that no matter how anti-Nazi a given story might be, a world ruled by them is always portrayed as one of hyper advanced technology and incredible cities with massive skyscrapers that dwarf anything we have today?
Julian Martinez
Call me a faggot, but I really don't care what these freaks do as long as they don't try tell me what to do and we recognize that heterosexuality is nature's baseline and any other orientation is a genetic mistake.
Brayden Harris
It's not worth it if you can't get that sweet dolphin cummies
Dylan Perez
Angel Bennett
*spreads the most deadly STD in your path*
Parker Nelson
Tbh i would like to fuck i dolphin too
I heard they have top tier pussies
Michael Evans
OH NO NO NO
David Walker
Rumor has it that they milk your cock and all you have to do is sit and enjoy
Rumor also has it that they can literally break your dick in half with how strong their pussies are
Adrian Gomez
That not a rumor, that's how females mate, they hump against the male.
Dolphins also find sex pleasurable, they're the only known species other than humans that feel sexual pleasure.
Jack Young
That must be why so many other animal species masturbate then.
Lucas Phillips
admit it, you would.
Matthew Nguyen
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Daniel Wood
It's degenerate and illegal.
Hudson Garcia
Dolphin rape is also a thing you know.
#metoo
Brody Taylor
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Cooper Parker
retard, their pussies milk your cock, they dont "hump" you
holy shit, how retarded are you
Ethan Jenkins
How would you get consent?
Jonathan Brown
That's not a rumour, any time this guy tries to fuck a dolphin he is risking breaking his pubic bone and completely destroying his penis. Pretty hardcore.
Brody Fisher
AYYYYYYYY
Kayden Johnson
Dolphins commit rape all the time, they can't complain if you do it to them.
Jaxson Brooks
Humans commit rape all the time, they can't complain if you do it to them.
Landon Reyes
Henry Nelson
Obligatory.
Christian Reyes
From the videos I've seen they do seem to thrust against things put inside them.
What a lightweight.