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Tokai gets it

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you didnt complain when we exchanged brojobs tsuchi...

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i should hangout with grim..

I-I'm getting it this time?!
I'm ready

absolutely great

Dude, it was just to give you more protein after the workout.
No homo, bro.
I was just surging with testosterone and you needed the protein.
Bro, it wasn't even gay.

Whatever happened to Damami anyways?

died from dehydration from jacking to furry porn probably

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Died from a hole in the ass.

RIP in pieces in peace.

that's some good stuff..

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youre pretty good

I thought you'd enjoy it.

I played Pokemon Go today.

how clever

did you catch the good pokémons?

anyone have any tips for stomach aches
keep in mind i am not killing myself

If you need to say it isn't gay, it's probably gay.

No homo, or anything.

A metric ass-load of Rattata.

You always ask me to rub one out into your protein shake for a little extra boost of protein and testosterone, Lenks.
Bro, it ain't gay, bro. I ain't gay, bro.
Don't be a bigot.

stealing images from people is wrong.

I assumed the hypermachismo would be the dead giveaway it is sarcastic.
Apparently not.

Test post from new laptop

I suppose cat-pokemon are more useful then.

what are ya gonna do, sue me?!

I'd've thought you, at least, would've realize that I didn't comment because I thought you were serious.

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Grim are you there?

The motherboard was fried and it was within warranty, so I just sent it back and got a full refund. I only bought the thing a month ago

I caught a couple Eevees.

I wanna see about upgrading my phone tomorrow.

Yeah I'm actually doing some nighttime gardening believe it or not

Stealing is for literal niggers.
Don't be a nigger.

I just might if you don't watch your tone.

I told you it was the mobo :p

oh

Dat frustrated garde tho.

At least President Trump will legalize fag bashing again.

that was wise to post this with a picture of a fat udder cow like that so I wouldn't save it and post it in reply.

watcha gonna get?

I-I'm sorry

I did not want to accept that, I figured it was early on

I upgraded pretty significantly too so that's a plus

Tifa is best FF VII whore.

grim stop fantasizing about pokemon.

that's better.

I don't actually know phones, so I'm asking a couple friends, and trying to ask Erin, what I should see about going for.

wat is your bnet bernsa

That's good now we can play Overwatch together

that would be cloud.

SHUSH

change bernsa to bc

cup#11870

oneplus.net/3

Don't be a fag, fag.
Tifa's the breastest.

We actually can tbh

I have a decent dedicated gpu now

they are not for lewding, pervert.

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fat tits are a waste.

fagoo

oh good.
I personally upgraded from Samsung SIII to a Samsung J5. iunno if it's good but I does everything I want it to do.

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Goodnight, user ^^

Inb4 you drop it
goodnight

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that was rude. apologize.

I like breasts just fine. as long as they are small.

That Kirlia is dead.

I'll keep it in mind.

So does my Galaxy SIII.
Except Pokemon Go, because apparently all my friends with decent phones got into that.

It will sit on my desk and not move, for the price I paid.

Ok
Goodnight

this man is boo

goodnight ika

no idea what you're implying. stop thinking impure thoughts about gardevoir.

Small tits are for people who like trannies and fat dudes.

huh?

just look what pokemon go requires and get that range

a fairy/psychic type versus a fighting/steel with mostly fighting based moves? yeah, no.

Pokemon Go requires like 4.4 Android and basically any recentish smartphone

I'm going to politely ask you to stop

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guess it's a mystery why you aren't a fan of them, then.

I am not a "fagoo"

stop what?

Literally any phone with a more recent android version.

I didn't mean typing.
I meant that Honege has killed that Kirlia.

It doesn't want to show as available for my SIII.
I'm too lazy to do it via APK.

But I probably will before I head out.

shut it up. shut it up, you.

Posting severely suggestive pokemon at me

explain your reasoning.

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If it doesn't show as available surely even if you do it by APK it will just give error?

Then you won't play Go

I mean like, if they're 10 maybe they won't carry fairy/psychic coverage. You can always hope they're 10.

I am not doing that. only a pervert would find gardevoir images "suggestive"

you're ten.

You're up too late mister

of course not!

sissy

try and see to get discount at your provider, I didn't even have to pay for the new phone and got my monthly expense down by just staying with them.

Pokemon X
Apparently this Pokémon is born when a departed spirit inhabits a sword. It attaches itself to people and drinks their life force.

Pokemon Y
If anyone dares to grab its hilt, it wraps a blue cloth around that person's arm and drains that person's life energy completely.

Probably would, to be honest.
I don't know or care enough to check.

'sides my phones almost payed off, shouldn't be too much to upgrade.

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Is that a demotion?

well then.

I ran 10k today I can do what I want

Cup I swear to fucking god

10/10? I agree

what now?

It's amazing how many people miss that detail, and draw just that.

So many dead people and Pokemon.
So much death.

Is there supposed to be a S2 since it revealed he's totally not a pedophile and that bitch is another ReLIFEr?

I'm glad you understood my shorthand.

Then do you wanna watch nise

what's wrong little one?

We go back a ways, how could I not?

lol fuck I'm not finished why'd you tell me that

No sorry

yeah, I doubt the artist was thinking about that.

of course many details in the pokedex are highly suspect. like that magmar burns as hot as the sun? or something like that. maybe it was macargo.

I'm fucking done

Goodbye

I'll kiss you on the mouth kid

happy fapping

tokai you can't get away with everything just because you are cute.

exactly.

have a nice fap, grim.

It was released in a batch and you've posted caps from the second to last episode.

THERE'S 13 NOT 11!!

Remember to think of Cupcake when you see the Gardevoirs.

I thought you posted ones from 12 earlier.
Whoops.

Alright now everyone post Gardevoir porn for Grim while he lurks and saves

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It's fine, all about the journey not the destination anyway, at least in this case

all this gardevoir

oh my

Why the fuck did you stop watching when it was released as a batch anyways?

Too lazy to care about tech issues I don't wanna work around is different from taking my daily wal- oh wait.
I already walk daily.

Obvious energy falloff is significantly higher in the world of Pokemon.
Because Pokedex is the highest form of Canon in the games.

I go through like 2-4 episodes a day, sometimes don't have time
Pretty casual..

there are inconsistencies from game to game though.

I thought you just marathon anime shows while listening to Desu's gay voice tbh.

no gardevoir here

I don't actually remember any that outright contradict themselves across generations.
But they do usually provide more information regarding existing Pokemon in more recent games.

waddoo ya mean?

wuss

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Too bad

I have constantly had "Springtime for Hitler" stuck in my head all day after someone was singing it in a call earlier and it's driving me insane.
Possibly with an urge to kill kikes but that's probably unrelated.

Isn't watching gay underage lesbian girl anime together you two's definition of an e-date?

Pokemon aren't for fucking.

Someone mentioned killing kikes?
I have a racial bonus versus kikes.

That's not all we watch you butt

Now it just sounds like you're trying to mimic Lexi.

that honedge was a good boy he didn't kill that kirlia.

tokai I have been very patient with you but I really must insist that you stop with the name calling or I will tell on you.

a real shame

Thats just a very generic way of speaking.

Maaaan Work today was hellish
I couldn't stop throwing up and it was so hot in the kitchen
I couldn't keep myself hydrated becaue every time I would drink any water it would just come back up
I spent like half an hour just sitting in the back by the freezer resting befroe I left
I've lost alot of weight from it, down to fucking 133

How is your guys day

Calling people butts is their specific verbal tic.
Like how Smiles says "love" and people started imitating that as well.

Riiiiight.
It just, you know, got grabbed by the hilt.
And wrapped a blue ribbon around her arm.

You know, incidentally.

stop trying to humble brag and turn me on, bard.

True but some of them can be appealing.

totally thought I clicked that.

does lexi say that a lot or something ?

it did. he was a good boy dindu nuffin

appealing to pervs like grim maybe

Intentionally acting dense is annoying.

Don't worry about getting turned on or anything right now I'm just busy enough keeping myself alive
how's your day?

Reichsleiter Tuschi.

thanks

Tons of people who want to sounds cutesy do that.

You do you though.

a-are you accusing my of something??

wimp

This better not be nise as in nisemonogatari...

it was alright. drank, spent all day watching wings. better now that you're here. sorry your work day was so rough.

Yeah man he is a total pervert.

that's it. I'm telling.

rin, tokai is being mean to me.

I hardly talk to them excuse me for not knowing all their mannerisms..

What if it is gatorboy ?

not like us.

It's such a waste of time. Listen to the OP/EDs and go jack off and you can skip like 10 episodes.

Seems much more likely to me that that Honedge killed, or will inevitably kill that Kirlia.

Okay, okay.
I'll tell him that just because you're a wimp doesn't mean he can pick on you.

Just because Cupcake's a wimp doesn't mean you can pick on him.

D:

Hermann Göring was the best Nazi.

thank you.

no he won't. stop that. pokemon don't kill each other, they are nice.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEEEE

b-but..

I warned you.

Way ahead of you on that gatorboy

Don't talk to him master he wants to mate with a gator..

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You're absolutely crazy
drinking iss the devil

Yeah, why can't he be more like us?

see

You're the one that talked about mating with gators, not me.

By that logic I probably should ignore you too

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you may be right. I may be crazy. but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for.

*grunt*

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pure and not lewd at all, you mean? I have no idea. the boy needs help.

You're the one who said you wanted to have croc babys to raise

I DO NOT WANT TO MATE WITH A GATOR

rin now he's grunting at me make him stop

Clearly I cannot run this game

Then why do they have cemeteries?

Don't worry about it.
I'll make sure he gets bullied extra hard.

I thought Squash was bad for fucking a dog but you somehow out-furry him.

Indeed. You must be pure of heart to be able to use Gardevoir. I think he needs to take a trip to church camp and be spanked by Father Smiles.

it is surprisingly intensive.

they have those to let the ghost pokemon have a place to live.

it might be the only way to cure him.

But I have everything required

I'm scared of gators and crocodiles. Also crocs and gators aren't the same. The scariest water animal we have here is pike.

You would be Hitler's 2nd in command if you lived in Germany at that time, Tuschi.

She'd never agree to it, sober.

it's not enough!

scales

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

then we'll get her drunk. for grim's sake.

Just put a muzzle on it and it's not so scary, I know the difference you heckin idiot I just felt like saying croc babies instead of gator babies

Wow, typist.

Ghost Pokemon can live where they want to live.

What, just because they're ghosts they have to live in a cemetery?

And what about the other people mourning their passed Pokemon -in- the cemeteries?

Good luck with that. I think she's straight edge now.

*intense accusing stare*

awh okai, you're the best

I remember in world history in sixth grade the teacher describing what the Nazi ideal of a pure Aryan was.
Then the class just all staring at me and asking the teacher if I was.

Does anyone want to play war thunder?

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He likes being bullied though, so don't actually stop.

those people are just pretending. it's all for the ghosts. it's not typist to give them a special community just for them and strongly "encourage" them not to leave.

this is unfortunate. grim might be stuck this way forever at this rate.

stop that. stop that right now.

wuzzat

Yeah I can see him cosplaying as Gardevoir at the next AX.

You look like you know.

Is that... a lewd Gardevoir/Kabutops hybrid?

lies and slander: the post

your class must have been retarded juan

hi thread

Of course YOU would know the difference. You're the one talking about mating with them, after all.

sup bitch

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he is too far gone to save now.

kinda looks like it, huh? I didn't realize how lewd it was from the thumbnail.

hello

Oh great its you.

Hello friend

It's just... why?

Disgusting.
Ghost live matter.

That's not what a little birdy told me.

Game where we take war machines of World War 2 and fight them.

The only thing left is to kill him. It is your destiny.

even better

no idea. people are weird, colbs.

that birdy is a gosh damn liar.

Do I have to buy it to play?

Excuse me I'm talking about you mating with them

It's free.

Get one of these.

ww2sale.com/allgemeine-ss-officer-black-visor-cap-tdjz230.html

And we want to see pics.

Because you're that one guy with the hair.

I can't do that. anything but that. he's been like a brother to me.

this has taken an unfortunate turn. I'm feeling very harassed right now.

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Okay, insta-kills with no escapes is total bs.

Right?

Just because
he's not a fairy type
doesn't make him any less of a Pokemon.

The birdy also told me you'd say that.
So it's swinging 2 for 2 right now.

Testing

Twitch and gettin' twisted~

Hbu?

Hey how's your Sunday going buddy?

yeah, that's a good way to put it.

that's what you get for trying to enjoy a challenge.

this birdy needs their beak gagged.

You project these things on me.

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Assuming it's on steam, no?

It's for his sake. Be the big brother he needs but doesn't deserve.

About to play ww2 games with smiles.

It started off shitty with my laptop dying

Ended well with me getting a new laptop. You?

I'm great, I now

test2

That'll work

I'm blonde haired, blue eyed.

Nah.
You'd just like an edgelord walking around in Nazi regalia.
Although the riding boots of the Nazis were spiffy.

you'll have to do it for me lenko. I just can't. it would kill me inside.

Hes not here

dl'ing rn should be done in 15 mins or so.

great at being adorable.

I enjoyed SMT Nocturne on hard.
Defeating the matador on hard was the greatest feeling ever.

test3

The only people who die by my hands are Jews.

HOW DO YOU KNOW

tsk tsk pansy

order me to sleep please

Cool. Well play together.

Why tho

Which ww2 game?

My friends laptop just died an hour ago it happened right in front of me

How did yours die?

I want to be a fighter jet and blow tanks up, can I do that?

War Thunder, do you have it?

OMG STOP FLIRTING WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My motherboard went out. I only got it a month ago, so I'm sending it back for a refund

grim is basically one of those.

tokai this is very hurtful. I didn't think you of all people would want to hurt me like this. after all we've been through.

alright, never again.

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Nah he's from India.

Julie baka

I'm buying it for you.

You have to earn Jets.
Since you're new we will be playing WW1 to Post-WW1 Bi and Monoplanes.

Knowing this birdy, I think they'd like that.
Use a ring gag,

>>>/bed/
>>>/sleep/

OMG I WASN'T SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buy me Overwatch

india is full of jews.

he does this literally all day
even with bloodchan
and even when smiles is completely infatuated with tsuchi

Sieg Heil, then.

that's a good idea. a ring gag followed by something else for maximum gagging.

colbs you're tearing me apart here

It's not a MOBA.
Look it up.

Hm?

Nope my computer is dead it sucks

Buying a new one soon

Sounds like you got a lemon.. Did it have, like, sick specs and stuff

Its been posted many times.

Pass.

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Pic related its the guy with the hairs hair that has been posted many times

Bring a friend and gag both holes.

My name is not Lisa tho

Terrible specs lol

I'm running tests for my safety. Don't mind me.

I'm not from India you fucking bitch

I thought you knew me?

Also, back from nighttime gardening.

did you just trespass my rights??

I was expecting heavier

damned wikileaks..

YES I GET IT JEEZ

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How was your ice-cream run, Alexis?

Whos that?

oh ok

You should really be more careful.

an even better idea. there will be no more of this birdy's incessant chirping lies.

*throws ball*
Colbs go get the ball.

Specs?

Gas it like the rest.

But you are Indian.

your name is what I tell you your name is, lisa.

grim stop don't go

I don't think so?

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I said to go get ready for bed, and go to sleep, you whore.

But this birdie can't lie.
They swore an vow of honesty.

You should post webms from The Room.

Yes, I have Indian lineage, but I was born in the US of A

I'm AMERICAN

I had already left, now I have returned.

he moved to india when he was six

anything he says now is because he's too embarrassed to admit it

he was potty trained at 7

YOU CAN'T RUN FROM YOUR HERITAGE BOY. Okay.

lenko that is a mean thing to say.

all the more reason to gag them.

I missed you. okay, you can go now.

September please come sooner.

I'm gonna throw you in a second

O-okay...

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS LENKO BOY

But yeah. Seriously. I'm brown, but I'm a New Yorker. Born and raised.

Jews don't deserve kindness.

I know.. it's hard

why are you so mean to me?!?!

o-okay I will

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YEAH WELL I'M OPENING WAY MORE DOORS THAN YOU ARE.

Niceu, what's up?

He's just giving me late night bible tutoring.
No homo, bro.

Couldn't try if you wanted to.

Maybe eventually

that's a good lisa.

but they can buy it like anyone else. and usually for cheaper, with their jew powers.

this is a cheap tactic. are you sure you're not a woman?

Maybe for you it is.

Fine.
I think it would look good on you though.

Haha and you thought I wouldn't see that.

I decided to get Cookies and creme instead.

ominous

But that also means nothing they've said thus far is a lie.

You asked for harder.

The only thing we should sell them is a quicker death.

details, details.

Could and I will

STOP PRESSING MY BUTTONS

I thought nothing of the sort.

Gonna start playing with my biplanes again so I can get used to them. Tell me when you're ready.

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what's the going rate on that these days?

I will as soon as you stop liking it so much.

Download is like 60%, might be another 10 minutes.

brb brushing

owh that hurts..

what's that supposed to mean ;-;;-;-;-;-;-;

i knoowwwhh

I'm comfortable looking like a barely clothed white dude in flip flops and shorts instead.

Nighttime gardening.
It's super peaceful and relaxing.

I'm probably gonna sleep in an hour or two. Did cookie ever make that tc?

Also Cup and I seem to be getting pretty chummy, so that's pretty rad. Cup's a cool poster.

I'll cream your cookies

No ice cream for me tonight, just good ol h2o

How?
I outweigh you by a large margin.

it was meant to.

all of my dreams are coming true in this moment

Usually 2 nudes. But I have a special going on for only one.

Idk if she made one, I wasn't there. Also don't try to flirt with cuppers kek.

This means you also like being bullied.

:stopdistractions:

im gonna get straight As and you can't stop me

that's a pretty good price, all things considered.

I'm gonna need you to stop connecting dots here, rin.

go for gold, nezi

Cheongsams are amazing.

I'll try not to.
What did you do today

why do you sometimes change your name and trip to the other one?

Oh right how could I ever resist you, Ian.
I just can't help myself.

It means you're incompetent or something.

nezi i dont think you will ever climb to a position higher than a valet

I like to help my fellow man and kill the Jews.

Not much tbh, applied to more jobs and just cooked myself some dinner. Will probably be hitting the gym tonight with a friend.

Okay, okay.
I'll be a good girl today.

or any variations.

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you're the hero we need.

first time for everything.

For reiteration's sake:

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Because that's when I'm on my phone.

It's a nod to how people hide their identity/change their names so often in this community.

Sounds productive.
I have a big JBBQ event planned for my coworkers and boss this week. Gonna be LIT

I can do just about anything I put my mind to. I'm a very adept learner and innovator. My analytical and creative mind will be of use to me one day.

Shoot for the moon, baby