♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

alright!

usually when I listen to music I'll do other things - games or just dicking around online - and when I'm high I don't really get bored of music anyway.
I've also started reading more again though

Yous right

why is it that the leisure activity i tend to enjoy the least is the one i never tire of

yooooooooooo

it's a wonderful hobby that way. what books

any of my friends awake

reading confessions of a mask right now, just got through burroughs' junky and queer and started naked lunch.

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Rolled 1 (1d2)Somebody give me heads or tails

vocaroo.com/i/s0b7oKhPUJgE
PLease listen and don't judge too harsh .//.
Last night when I got drunk I lost my tuneer and this morning every one of my strings was way off
I havent tuned by ear in a while and it didnt sound so great from my end
but I hope you can enjoy it and thanks for listening : )

heads

why all the books about gays and stuff

Rolled 5 (1d7)

rolling a 7

How should I know if your dog is sleeping or not?

same as yours?

I don't think I understand.

Rolled 4 (1d7)
You're good at this. You win.
Goodnight

cool :3

I haven't played for years.
mediafire.com/download/4zc8s3kmp497ppw/recording_2004_spring.wav

goodnight bebop (?)

why?

she's sleeping :3

Nighty night

T-thanks'
Everybody should play instruments :3

I don't know why I don't know.

Great, then you have a perfect window to jerk off in.

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I liked it. parts sound pretty similar to fragile, but it in a different key or something. thanks.

wasn't intentional. I didn't even notice that until I'd started both. I started burroughs more because of the drug use and because he seemed like the most interesting of the beats, and mishima because I'd been meaning to start reading him for awhile and mask seemed like a good starting point. I've liked both though.

*pokes*

I am pretty sloppy at it
but it was Mood for a day :)

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mediafire.com/download/r152bfdjjb63f6u/oct12.mp3

h-hams

well then
what is your favorite book besides the pine cone's stuff

lol
weird

mediafire.com/download/h9udmuls8r2e4ju/nov07.mp3

Its pretty top

any of you guys know fishmans?
they're great

I don't mind sloppy

not sure. I really liked the man without qualities and the master and margarita, but those are just the first two that come to mind. infinite jest was good too.

mediafire.com/download/o611jjet4s58jf7/jam session 10-4-2005 track 10.mp3

top?

My wish is to eat 3 pussies
like a full course meal
one after the other

yeah

goodnight

God damn right they are.

Hey everyone.

mediafire.com/download/syj69jf4f3kw5q4/jam session 10-4-2005 track 7.mp3

yessssssss goooood
very goooood

and long season is kinda overrated imo desu senpai

how can you have the audacity to agree with that post after your america-hating behavior a couple weeks ago??

:(

ok

Well I dunno, maybe considering

I'm fucking AMERICAN

ciao

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no TRUE american would say the things you said!

Fishmans? Are those like sea monsters or something?

You're not a real American unless you call America out on its fucking bullshit.

but he called out the wrong bullshit

what do you think's their best then

izayaaa

a japanese band

the one where they're jumping over a blue background on the album cover whatever that one's called

How's it going Bard?

It's not my fault America just isn't as fun as Asia, and everyones a cunt compared to Asian cultures. Thankfully I'm a decently tall attractive white male.

Do you even remember what I said?

Hello Paint, who might you be?

I don't even know what he called out.

Are they J-rock? Or something else?

it's like ichu nippon something something whatever i think

I got stupid shitfaced last night
Spent all day at work suffering in fucking a 100 degree kitchen unable to keep down any water

I like The Pillows, M-Flo, Teddyloid, Polysics, Doping Panda, and Capsule

of course i remember. you said "It's not my fault America just isn't as fun as Asia, and everyones a cunt compared to Asian cultures. Thankfully I'm a decently tall attractive white male."

neither do i lmao

never drink and work, I know how bad it feels man.

I do it anyway

Capsule fuckin amazing

that would just be ridiculous
I get high for work never would i drink before it
I just was mad hungover
thats dangerous you know

damn right

Why would you do that dumbass.
What the fuck is with your working conditions?

Amen to the truth, my dude.

mediafire.com/download/rv6pfjy416r09sh/Incognito.inc - Hostile Takeover.mp3

obscure link of the day

COMPLETELY WRONG

I can't hear you over the sound of all these beautiful asian women and loud electronic music

garbage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

capsule as fuck

oh wait no they're not jumping they're pointing

my b

this one? images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/5168H9MZDEL.jpg

nobody
Did you not used to go by Kanra? I might've mistaken you for someone else
I might've done this before with you, actually

dream pop
kinda psychedelic-poppy

I know the pillows from FLCL, they were pretty good
listened to a few capsule albums but didn't really get into them, maybe I'll try them again

it's noy my fault
I wanted to call in but I don't have a phone
It was a very hot day out and in this enclosed kitchen space we don't have air conditioning or aything and we have 4 fryers filled with burning hot oil constantly going and grills and ovens that fill the place with heat

Felt like I was gonna fucking die I threw up like 7 times and had to go and sit on the floor in the back with a fan on my for like half an hour to regain composure

Hype!

imma watch this friday!

My favorite Jap Band is Jizue :3

I hope you enjoy it

yes that one
i much prefer their more tuneful material

kanra and izaya are two completely different people
it's confusing i know

like majicku luv

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Nope, I'm not Kanra. He's a different dude.
Sorry to disappoint.

Did you at least say something so you don't go in tomorrow? You really shouldn't be working if you feel that fucking sick.

im goin to bend reality!

I cry

Lucky enough to have tomorrow and tuesday off
Usually work 5 days a week
I ended up leaving towards the very end of my shift, we have to clean our cook tables and then the cook has to clean tthe kitchen floors and I got about halfway through my tables before things got reaally bad and I started to get disoriented and couldnt stop throwing up after I laid in the back
I just propped up some boxes behind me and on the floor and sat down with the fan on me
Felt really uncomfortable because i would probably get in trouble but I asked the nice manager if I could and sh said year
I ended up telling her I had to leave and she was kind about it

now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever listened to long season sober. maybe I'm just overrating it because it sounds amazing when high.

it's only a disappointment if you're significantly less interesting than him. you seem fine so far.

what a casual

Bard goes in all fields

TIME FOR SOME SKULLBIRLS?

Have you ever tried it

well no cuz i've never been high

I have the time, but the desire, hmmm... idk, maybe in a little bit?

Bartin in a Bart bart

At least you've got a good manager then, not many would have let you. Why aren't you sleeping right now man?

Don't get your hopes up, you've only just met me.

It's rather dead in here and I'm too tired to think.
I might just go to bed. G'Night boys.

This is why nobody likes you

i am ready when you are famalam

Insomnia
And Maybe I am waiting for somebody...
I hope you have sweet dreams dude

idk why but I only have those two macros in my Bard folder, lol

i can deal w/ that

Don't worry, I have pretty low standards.
I should get to bed too, night

translation:

thats not true
im just a square

I've been offered weed plenty of times

and I say no every time

erin hit the nail on the coffin on this one

also been offered alcohol and LSD
vape
cigarettes

aaaaaaaaand that's it I think

At least you have a bard folder
this one is from my bored folder

chess, anyone?

This is why nobody likes you

lol im high right now

only just woke up

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My niggra
same

worthless

anyone wanna play some fucking videogames or am i gonna have to go to bed

also same

bard you da mvp for true

I wanna get high but my vape isn't hitting hard enough and my edibles hit too hard... ugh...

speaking of worthless

just eat a little bit

resist the moreishness

Freeman what kind of vape do you use my man

Thanks Orin You a fuckin champ too

up to much fun today?

How much of a terrible person do you have to be to get blood chan to not like you

i don't think so, just chills

youu?

I vape on a Kanger KBOX with an iClear 30b using special vape juice: goddessdelivers.com/vape-pens/cartridge-refills/high-strength-e-liquid-refill.html

I just don't want to be really sad tonight.

you have thc juice?

Great way to start the week
I am going tosee my best friend later
Picked up a q o rter pound so I have a bit to weigh out
Still feeling a little upset to my tummy but oh well it will go away

Yes

That's pretty cool
I guess you're out in cali huh
That shit is unheard of here
I have a dry herb vape but it does the job

Yeah I'm Cali. I'm legal and shit. Never really tried it before I became legal.

That's like
hard to even beleive
damn dude
It's pretty cool theres like
legal weed in america
sWe've got medical but it's pretty restricted here

Storm blew the generator that keeps the air pumps active at work.
Guess who's home early.

Is it you?

I see you there
squoshin

I hate guessing.

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I remember when people posted with cute anime girls instead of fat dogs having gay sex

This I can do

Glad I wasn't around for that time.

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That edible can kick in any time now, I want to go to sleep happy or at least content

I'm just tryinna see some anime tiddies LOL

you have strange an unrelatable sexual interests

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I wonder if starting my own business would be that hard...

That feel
Its like
lol better smoke some while i wait for this edible to hit

What do you want to do?

Like I can post lewder stuff, what you want?

Yeah I know it takes time

The whole cosplay prop thing... I want to write off my purchases as business expenses or something, idk

It would be. Much harder, actually.

That wouldbe a pretty cool business but is there a big enough Con life around you for it to b lucrative enough to sustain itself let alone turn a profit? It would be great if you'd be able to do that
But have you ever ran a business before?
It does sound a bit daunting huh
I am rooting for you
And just generic animu or whatever is cool I'm not so frisky 2nite

I think I could find enough clients with my reach and establishment in the the cosplay community. I would offer slightly higher than mid-grade props though. Nothing like top-tier but still really good props for a reasonable price.

Do you have enough money to start it all up?

... no...

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That fuckin feel
maybe a loan from a bank?

Yes, I'm sure debt is the answer.

I don't have enough established credit to even apply for one...

today is a relatively good day

How so?

I have bwakafeast and pastries

o i c neru

Look man I'm making friendly conversation
The chance that he's going to make such a life changing decision as taking out a large loan from a bank to start a cosplay shop just because I brought up the idea is extremely unlikeley

I feel that fucking pain
You don't use credit cards?

I am trying to pay one off while jobless, but it's still not gonna be enough to qualify for a loan.

I thought you ended up getting a job here recently
still jobbless?

What I need is an investor or sponsor tbh

I've done work, not the same as having a job

It's pretty ambitious what you're trying for
but you've met alot of people

something that I hear alot of people say and it definately holds true
it's not what you know it's who you know

Do you know anybody like that?

Elaborate please

Someone who may have interest in backing you

what else would there be

Oh uh, no because they are all bigger shots who can afford the higher quality props from people better than me... ugh...

Good question

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she has cute clothes in that pic~

She does. How are you Luka?

Finally fre

+e

Friendly conversation doesn't have to be bullshit.

Maybe I just need to swallow being a responsible adult and not be ambitious in my prop abilities and just get a normal boring job like everyone else when I'm no longer ill. The money saved would help go towards my getting better.

thirsty
:(

but nothing tasty around to drink...

lol right.

I dislike water a lot tbh. I require carbonation and flavor. Currently drinking Fresca.

water tastes stale and bad
not refreshing

after i drink a buncha water i feel dry mouth and bad

water is bad.

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The edible isn't doing shit tonight, ugh... maybe I'll just lay down, try not to think bad thoughts and fall asleep...

Water is pretty good.

if you drink any kind of juice or soda you're a fucking disgusting child luka

Or think about thoughts so bad that you faint instantaneously.

nick got me a bunny

WOW

you can now watch people EAT food Live!

._.
twitch.tv/directory/game/Social Eating

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Too cheap to even stuff the damn thing. How depressing.

I'm starting to feel you don't take your own posts very seriously

have you never heard of build-a-bear or things of that ilk?

I would appreciate if you'd keep your opinions on how I post on the internet to yourself

it also came with a little stuffed heart but my weird dog decided that bit was hers

This is all I've ever wanted in my 20 years if existance on this terrible planet

I have to be serious off of the internet, why would I be serious on it too?

Sure. That's a taxidermy thing, right?

Your request has been printed out and thrown in the garbage.

How fucking old were you when you started shitposting? Holy fuck.

Erin's Dog is my favorite Meme

sort of but you start half way in

14 or 15 how about yourself?

lol

you say you like BEARS!!
but you don't like ME????

fuck this is gold

Why do you have a Jewish star with a butt on your arm?

I hope that I get shipped off and taxidermied when I die.

I never said I liked bears. I only said that people need to stop holding doors open for people when they're not carrying something or pushing a stroller.

Baaaarrrdd I want to force you to meet Raio again who is totally a Mio, and I'm basically the Ritsu, we have to form the baaannnddd

lol

Actually that sounds about right. I think I started at 13 now that I really think about it. I guess I shouldn't have been as shocked as I was.

di you see the meme scoot made of her

jews = butts

Ritsu, now there's someone I haven't seen in awhile.

ehhhh
Is good intentions
But I am on steam much less often now
There's just not alot of people I really w talk to anymore and I dont play vidya too much so I dont get aorund to booting up steam so often

When did you join our threads?

NO WHAT????

lol that was it

it came from this pic

it's just Chiri

but get on steam so I can share friends with you

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10/2/11 exactly

Chiri? I meant the guy who actually went by the name Ritsu. Unless that's also that person.

Nah I'm just using Ritsu because I'm trying to get Bard (Yui) to meet my friend Raio (Mio) cause I think they would get along really well and I'm the meddling kind of person who'd be a Ritsu

nooooo you stole my catch phrase

Is that character a Ritsu?

Keep posting ritsu

Don't talk to me or your dogs ever again

You're a dick,

I don't feel sleepy... idk what to do now

This is a bit troubling
I can recall a time before I met you
Yet I feel like I started posting in October 2011 as well
It's all so long ago that it really doesnt matter I suppose
but this puts some things into perspective

What brought you to us?

No I'm a cunt
Can't you read?

lay down buddy
listen to some tunes

so tired

dick.

Why?

diiiickkkk

So here we go, the full story. Every year, I usually go to Holla Forums to watch the pary hat threads. I saw a thread that said "Tripfag Circlejerk" and haivng been a /cgl/ tripfag for 3 years I jokingly went in and was like "Hey, I'm from /cgl/ can I jerk with you guys, I jerk over there." I learned it was some kind of rotating thread system of communication and liked the concept. There ya go.

I don't know whats going on

Dang I think I must have missed that one
Still I remember back then a bit, and You were pretty cool from the get go

I remember when you came around it was right around when Karp did too, so I have you associated in my mind for some strange reason

That is satisfactory

I'm falling asleep
Good night

sorry.

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Kaybe, you need to give me that porn folder.

Fucking finally feeling the effects of the edible

It's not all that fantastic because it was built out of threads instead of curated from artist pages. I think I have a few small parts of it on dropbox that Clockwork wanted. I'll sign in fast.

God bless.
You have a lot of bear images I like.

NO SURPRISE COCKWORK LIKES ANIMAL PORN
DARWIN BRAINWASHED HIM

photos.dropbox.com/app/album/HD60Ebe8Yci43ua

One of 'em

bloody threads

404

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I guess they auto set the links to die, I'll generate a new one. I think this is the other bit. dropbox.com/sh/ttswaozz8unmwv0/AAC0k9GnXONOkbV5nwPSelz7a?dl=0

There is also a 100% chance that I may not know how to work Dropbox.

He did not get that from me, though I am sure there are other close sources from which he derived that particular proclivity. :^)

You took our little shota and turned him into a weird oversized anthropomorphic gay sex animal
have you no shame ?

Negative.

That works.

Someone else did, so no, shame be damned.

hol up
wait
so you tellin me
smacks lips
hol up
you telliin me that you
HOL
up
wanted to FUCK!!!
animals??? before
!!

Maybe this did it right. dropbox.com/sc/ixowz63jgmg7iqx/AAD5uVnBckCzWZyB4AxzBzcGa

I was just joking Bard no need to bully princess Cockwork.

I think the other meme that was popular about you was feet
But I cant realy remember

No.

mommy didn't give me MY MEDICINE today

Correct.

I think I'm just going to disappoint myself to sleep somehow.

am I being deceived
Everyone around me is a dogfucker
trust nobody

Best of luck drifting off dude I hope you have an easy sleep

I'm a computer master. I feel like I could squat my whole entire body weight right about now.

You're lucky I can't hit you for talking shit.

Not even yourself.

Don't blow your ass out.

trust nobody not even Bard
not even Bard's Bard

Why would that make me lucky? The whole point of this was to get you to hit on me.

Don't worry dude, I'd just need to replace the fuse. I always have some handy. That's just ass maintenance 101.

What?

Bard seems cool enough to trust.

dfgdfgdf I will just kill you to death.

Coffee and terrible team mates
What a great way to start the day

You know, somehow I'm not even surprised, Squash. I bet you've been going through the better part of the last decade with a blown out ass.

When I'm dead is when I feel the most alive. You know just how to push my buttons.

WHAT EVEN IS THAT

I swear to heck you get on my nerves

Didn't you ever need to take a human sexuality class down there in Missouri? Home economics? Anatomy and physiology? Anything?

Sex ed was awful.

That is literally what Darwin pays me for.

What was your favorite iteration? They gave us a mini one in fifth grade, another mini one in eighth grade, and then a real one senior year. The questions were probably less informed in the senior year one than the fifth grader one, though. So that's probably my favorite.

10th grade because I just slept through it.

Yeah, I always figured you for the type to sleep around in a sex ed class.

Well fuck you now bard things what you said is true.

I slept through most classes.

Good, soon I will be the mod, and you will be lowly Kaybe. Our body swap will be complete.

Did you sleep through wrestling and cross country too?

Disgusting.

gib drawing requests

no furry

I actually did.
I hid half way under a tree when it was dark and slept.

FURR-- never mind.

Zenyatta.

If you can't see the coyotes, the coyotes can't see you.

Kirito from SAO

They were everywhere.

Sounds like they made fine company. And you know what they say. Missouri loves company.

Seriously, you always have a joke.
I love it, but it's inhuman.

Just imagine me posting a picture of shaking my head.

Stare long into daytime television and daytime television will stare into you.

tbh fam?

Should add me on Steam.

You make me want to find a stress ball.

I can. I only really play single player games lately though.

Unless you want to be my single player game one of these nights.

You know, you do give off the squeezing balls kind of vibe.

draw yourself being pantsed

loco come play OW with me and test

overwatch is gay tho

I've just been adding people lately.
And I'll have to pass.

I'm going to stab you
I'm going to stab you
I'm going to stab you
I'm going to stab you
I'm going to stab you

Good thing he remembered to put on his censor bar before leaving the house that morning, or that could have gotten really embarrassing.

I removed people in a doomed effort to make the profile family friendly. It went about as well as one would expect.

With what body part?

can't run it

No body part unless I do like the kung fu thing through your torso.

Karate chop me until I just can't take any more, Clockwork. I've been real bad tonight. I deserve it.

now that would have been a shame

And you know how serious they are about shame down in Oriental Crazyland. He would have had to kill his mom and take her place to restore the family honor.

I hope you're set on fire as you walk down the street.

feelsbadman
get a better pc locosa

Don't lie, Clock. Whore yourself out to him already.

I am a pretty passionate man, it's honestly a risk wherever I go.

oh well

Take some water next time you go out in your fursuit.

It's like that old Japanese poem goes:

You were pantsed
Kill your mom
Take her place
Restore your honor

What a vibrant culture.

squash i'm taking some design liberties ok

Why would I weigh myself down with water? I'll find plenty of fluids along the way.

rip

Gross.

What's so gross about drinking fountains?

Oh, don't tell me, in Australia do you just wrangle up a mama kangaroo and suck from her teat?

Are you a bug catcher?

Do you honestly want me to answer that?

Do bugs count as furry?

Do you want me to assume an answer?

why am awake

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rasutou porusuto!