On January 19, 2018, Deadline...

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It'll end up being Idris Elba Jones.

Bad guy is evil white man he kills with a whip

Indians Jones and the world wide interweb
(he has to "fight"the alt-right and russian bots)

It was nice seeing him one last time for Crystal Skull, even if it wasn't a great film. They need to stop now. He's 75.

Indiana Jones and the crippling kidney stone

Indiana Jones and those Damn Kids That Keep Playing on my Lawn

It has to star either Chadwick Blackman or Jennifer Lawrence now, right?

I would actually be in favour of Indiana Jones becoming a Bond like series, and casting new people, but that's opening a can of worms these days.
I don't know who you could even cast who isn't a doughfaced soyboy, like all the actors seem to be now.

Indiana Jones And Those God Damn Darkies

There are lots of black, non-soyboy actors out there that could be cast.

No, actually though.

Yes, actually though.

pls

Its jew revenge porn, they'll never cast a black guy.
I'd cast the most pathetic soy boy possible like that homosexual jew from big bang theory.

Or a jewish woman like Amy Schumer.

Harrison Ford has no right to get pissed off by people being obsessed with Han Solo at this point if he's retirement age and can't let go of Indiana Jones. Ironic that he preferred the Bond epoxy when Connery felt the same way about that role as Ford does about Solo.

You're trying to apply bandaid to a gaping sword wound. To begin with, a complete change of director and writer is required and now you have to search for non-pozzed ones in addition to a new actor. Secondly, the very notion that a gritty, masculine, romancing globe-trotting adventure with dumb hot broads and funny racial stereotypes can be made in the current year is laughable, therefore an Indiana Jones film cannot be made even if the previous requirements are fulfilled. Maybe if they give to Quentin Tarantino, who have enough heft to convince the jews to give him enough freedom, we might have half a chance, but then a big black guy will start shooting at nazis at the final act of the film. Bottom line, nothing good can be made in the current year, let alone with old franchises that were build upon good solid virtues of decency and masculinity.

Indiana Jones and The White Enthostate

It's gonna be shit like the last movie. They have Indy doing the same shit like he was young but he is so obviously old and senile, it looks pathetic. Don't have him swing from ropes n shit, make him more like Clint's character in Gran Tarino. He can still be a bad ass, but not the same one like his younger self

Indiana Jones and The Jewish Conspiracy

Old Indy will just shoot everyone

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Hope the pyramid in this one has a wheelchair ramp. How old is that fucker now? 90?

I'm all for it. Crystal Skull was a big let down, they need to make a better one to cap off the series.

This one should star LaBeouf.

The word "Ethnostate" instantly makes me think of TRS nerds and alt-right faggots.

He's 75. If they're gonna do another Indiana Jones movie, they should just do a reboot with someone else playing him. I nominate Bradley Cooper.

Your post instantly makes me want to direct you to >>>Holla Forums

Indiana Jones and the russian hacking

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Flag

He looks too much like a hook-nosed faggot

are you a retard

Old Indiana Jones will train a new recruit. Either a dindu or a strong wimin that does everything better that he could ever do.

Climate change isn't real, the climate is no different from when crystal skull was released.

I wasn't talking about weather you autistic homo

Yeah, I see a stronk wommyn

they got a ton of flack for the last film, so they have to at least try to do a better job

Could be something along the Tomb Raider in the making. Or a dindu that find remnants of wewuzians.

Absolutely retarded. Especially if you try to establish if Slavs, Finns, and Southern Italians are "white" or not.

Slavs and Finns are white.
Italians are good enough, there's no reason to exclude them.
What now?

I'm probably righter wing than you. The difference is that I actually think instead of Holla Forums memes that stopped being funny 5 five years ago.

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Nice slippery slope, leftykike, I totally believe you

Idiana Jones? More like I dindu notin where da wyte womyn at, is i ryte

Ryan Gosling next indy pls

Basically they're just gonna do a female mary-sue Mutt. They already planned to have him replace Indy, and honestly, that was a good idea, but the execution was shit and the character was unlikable, although now I'd rather have Mutt than another Rey.

haha no

Idris Elba

Indiana Jones and the Wheelchair-Accessible Ramp

Punished Jones

It's finally time for female Indiana Jones!

das rite

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Indiana Jones tries to get to the toilet on time

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