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Oyasumi

(Nis)

Night, feel better soon

Holla Forums, I really went off the rails this time.
Was drinking normally with friends on his bday, then wound up drinking in the street with tramps and homeless.

I ain't leaving the house for a week, I'm so ashamed.

Thats actually disgusting.

You are a mess

I KNOOOW T^T

I gotta look for a new job too since the warehouse ain't got work for me for 3-4 whole weeks.

I need to think up a good way to redeem my soul.

is it cropped properly now

It could be worse though

Lol

I'm actually worried if it can get worse.

Like I got a stomach tumor for all the booze I drank.

Scoots, I was so annoying, you don't even know. I need a drunk babysitter.

Or join AA.

mochi is so fucking messy

OH, YES IT DID GOT WORSE.
I bought cans, and I walked home for 5 miles. Pissed out my mind.

Can broke, thought 'fuck this, I'm scuttling this ship' and threw all my cans in the bin because I couldn't be arsed to carry them.

Let's review what's happened so far. I said a mean thing. You made a post saying I'm mean to you because you told me you dislike me, and that I'm seeking your approval. Which is all just made up nonsense. I make a post about how that's all made up nonsense. You don't dispute my post, but rather say that I must be really mad because I posted four whole sentences. I then tell you, rightfully, that you're a dunce. You then draw me a picture, wonderfully illustrating just how much of a dunce you really are. And to top it all off, you claim that the picture was relevant in any way to the discussion. I await your non-response telling me that I must be really mad because I typed half a paragraph, and that you're just trolling me. X)

this is torture

the wall just got ten feet taller

That's a check on the non-response, right on schedule.

He flailing now

I want one of these.

You should touch yourself.

lol trump writes the burns for me

youtu.be/4ud3iDCZ_MA

have i never done you any drawing before? i feel like i must have, i did noko drawings

thank you

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when i started japanese i used to write him simple words and draw relevant doodles

this was one

Ikakaoh?

The fuck does that mean

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red squid

sabrina can't touch this

I wonder if these parachute pants would slow the speed at which I kick your ass. Wanna do some science?

Try it, punk
Youll get prankd
Oink

Squid face?

Oh, hey! While I was dissapeared, I saw a squirrel fall off a branch into the lake. He made to shore safe, but boy was hie perturbed.

Was he going nuts
Hah!
Goddem

Sabrina and Scoots do this way too often to not be fucking. Right?

Like, they have to be.
Right?

oh, yeah, squid face.

red squid is akai ika.

so um

how are you doing?

I have a new way of seeing things.
Basically it is custom of the sea to learn not to swim if you're a sailor, so the sea may claim you when ya dun fucked up.

So basically, whenever I lose something or fuck up REAL bad, I'll just say the sea takes what it wants.

SabsxScoots OTP
We need to come up with a cute nickname for their pairing between the two.

Like Scabs.

or ika akai

idk the sentence fragment order thing

Kinda wanna Holla Forums/4chan app that displays posts like chats.

I bet loco's having a really hard time and needs Sabs to give him a hand.

I like Scoobs.

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i'm having a pretty hard time staying composed

i'm not sure the decisions i made within in the last 20 minutes were the best

Just chokethe chicken loco

At least you didn't decide to drink with tramps.
No matter how bad it gets, always think 'At least I ain't as dumb as SCANNER'.

Scoots is better, ye/

i may have

already done that

a little bit

I don't have an iPhone!

Elaborate

But that does look 10/10.

!!!

I would have voted "Scoobrina", but Scabs is less of a mouthful.

Oh, fairly well.
And hey, don't be so hard on yourself. (No pun intended.)

Ftfy

Made the cut for Erin's screencap.

Success.

That's not quite what I was going for.
Now I just don't know what to say.

I believe in the Scoobs OTP with all my heart.
But that doesn't mean I can't support Loco on the side.

At least it doesn't scroll horizontally anymore.

jlist.com/tmt713

it's just javascript you put in the custom is field in Holla Forums settings

had mixed results on android, but you wanna try it, go to erin.wtf on your phone, it will detect that your on mobile and a link to the script will be near the top of the page

Can't I just convince somebody to cosplay as her and then do her?

so much

god it got everywhere

well no i deserve it. i do.

i'm glad you're doing ok

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Loco is perfect side pussy.
Like how potatoes go with everything.

Any other OTPs?

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Sabroco? Labrina?

Cute.

Sorry to leave you hanging. Sometimes I gotta do work stuff. It's like my boss thinks he's the boss of me, ya know?

._.

Yeah, nope, I don't know if I should be amazed or disgusted with this shit.

Scoobs was clearly the best

no i understand. it's ok.

i think sabroco sounds nicer. labrina sounds like a pokemon.

It does go further than "posting" ;;

Shit, next time I need to get a bigger phone.

or a piercing

or a part of the vagina

or a black womans name

Ratchet as

Did i do good?

interdasting

see it doesn't do that for me

i only had a really shitty android phone to test with and it misbehaved so i didn't really get to see many of the legit problems outside of iOS

will endeavour to fix soon, phone specs would be appreciated, like screen size and resolution and shit

Hm...yeah. For a thot. :3

I was trying to think of a way to give you first billing, but you may have a point.

pic related, file button trims text fine on ios

actually a little spillover since i got iOS 10 beta but it's minor

You're amazing!

Xperia Z3 Compact

Snapdragon 801, 2gb ram, android 6.0.1
1280x720, 4.6"

i'm ok with not being first i'm not paul mccartney

Huehue must be lovely working by the lake in summer. Sans the insects.
You did share your lake place before right?
I am correct in thinking its sort of amazing

okioki, it should just be a case of allowing fewer characters in the button i think.

heck, sometimes it doesn't even bother showing any of the file name, it just sticks as "file", i'm yet to figure out why.

Erin is top scriptwriter

Has anyone ever seen those Android watches?
My mate had one, blew my mind. He changed his music from his watched and shitposted on facebook on it.
What a time to be alive. Imagine, to have Holla Forums on your wrist, like a tumor.

also, when you tap to type, where does the qr go on the screen?

it should go like half way between the keyboard and the top

We live in the harlequin future

Oh, I'm also using Chrome. It's probably Chrome.

Names wrapping wrongly doesn't bother me, posting (or not posting) does ^^'

A quality post preserved for all time.

Paul was killed in the early 70's and replaced with David Hemmings in a Paul skin suit.

Yeah, it's not a bad gig. And my boss here is the nicest guy ever. I don't think I've ever seen him upset.

With me being such a shit tier pleb, it definetly feels like it.

oh they're all lizard people by now

didn't you know?

Rin and Tokai.
Tokin?
Rinai?

Tokin is definetly fucking cute.

SCANNERxAlcoholism
Alconer
Scanolism

The last one looks like Ren'ai Circulation.

Hence their plan to warm the planet.
How...how long have you known?!

Video: cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/vu1b.mp4

SO THAT'S WHY THEY TAKE CONSTANT JET TRIPS!

Trinkai

Nice bossesgo along way
Im getting a new manager and assistant manager
So im NEVER gonna be off work.
Our soon to be departed manager is nice... But she isnt as supportive as we need.
All hands to the pumps
Aren't both your bosses awesome? Lucky ducky

An amazing and scary time to be alive. Truelly we are blessed heathens

Drama x Holla Forums otp.

Dranimus.

That's honestly the only reason I like it.

my old flat mate had boy and girl basilisk lizards

the boy killed the girl one day by holding her head under the water in the little pond too long while he raped her

Hey scanner always remember i made a song for you
I named it "the scanthem"

well since john lennon was shot right

i mean the guy goes rogue andstarts denouncing that the humans kill eachother and break apart from the inside like the scales want us to so they have him silenced

it's very obvious. especially when you think about why he fell in love with yoko. it's because she looks like a lizard.

I'm so lazy

their names were woody and pan face

rip pan face

cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/vu1b.mp4

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pan face's tail came off like 4 times during woody rape events so we had a bunch of spare lizard tails in the house

Ever notice how American money is green?
LIKE LIZARDS?!

Speaking of that, one of my jobs is helping fuel up boats that stop in for gas. I'm not supposed to take tips, so sometimes our regulars will bring us food or beer. :3

So your aunt is the new assistant coming in? You won't be able to get away with anything!

;__;

I don't even know what to say.

it seems you do not see upload percent either, or did the video cut out before then?

just tell me you aren't one of them

I haven't attached an image in this video, but yeah, no upload percentage with images.

Or Dr.Animus.

Prescribing butthurt with a side of cute 2D.

It is only a matter of time till they start putting Legendaries in world landmarks, like the Eiffel Tower.

I would never think in a million years Nintendo would actually get onto smartphones in such an ingenious way. Think of it too, they can get all that traffic data and think 'Yeah, this would be a good play to put up an ad or an event'.

We got VR, liquid weatabix in a bottle, chilli that is just as hot as mace, Spiralizers that cut veggies into spirals, buses that run on poop, all these great things and I still can't pull off making chips out of potatoes.

What is your most favourite modern novelty thing today?

How does it go?
Is it just crying sounds and can openings?

Ill have to up my game, mine and my bestie's reputation precedes us. Heh. Make workplace great again:3
Ooooooh thats the best pay! Tacos? Whats the staple?

Would I know if I were?

i don't even know any more

aww, this one looks just like pan face

also intertesnig

and woody looked like thiss

Firefox no work either. Probably something Android.

Anthony Sainz is a very good name for a lizard

I like that.
It's like Trinket.
But cuter.

Yeah, that works.

Mew is in chernobyl

And here it is

I was hammered when making it

dropbox.com/s/4tjjfjy3fk3lu2r/The Scanthem - Iggy Sawdust .m4a?dl=0

i see.

it's firefox for iOS i use it in, and when i'm writing it i use a desktop firefox window dragged down to the size of the phone screen with the user agent spoofed to mobile safari i think, i forget

Hmm gonna try

If you actually get rich enough, it says on the $10000 that 'This is legal tender for all debts, public and private, and is redeemable in lawful money at the United States Lizardy or at any federal Iguana'

I don't wanna be a lizard person and get my face raped off. ;__;

♥

Hiding. In plain. Sight.

Browserposting

Hahaha! Oh wow.
This is now my Boss theme.

Which reminds me, if you was the final boss of a videogame, what would be your starting quote before fight, location and theme?

if you're a fucking scaley

i'll do the deed myself

Werks fine on Desktop.

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Usually sausage wraps or sammiches. Haven't gotten a taco yet for some reason. But every year around December, this little old lady comes by the shop and sells tamales. They're soooo good.

Quote; "these damn minions are nothing but smoked quiff. Hark!!!"
Location; The Krusty Krab
Theme; mgs1 boss battle

cuck lizard

iirc tho mobile firefox is chromium based, or based on some other framework that isn't the real mozilla deal

that said, firefox for android can use addons, and firefox for iOS can't, so they may use different cores

OH THATS RIGHT

the reason it's not real firefox is cause of the way iOS works, all browsers are basically reskins of safari

so i guess it's optimised for safari on iOS, not chrome, or firefox

/stream of consciousness

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why are you still alive?

*pet*

Apple doesn't allow other browser engines, only wrappers.

Kek! Homemade tamales? Whats the best you've ever received?

Please do it. I don't want to live this way.

Ohmygod.

♥

He wanted a lizard-shaped tan line. They're huge in Brazil.

yuh, that's the one.

so i guess it's optimised for webkit and therefor on android, will run better on chrome than firefox.

Quote: :startdrink:
Location: abandoned glass recycling plant in Liverpool
Music: Scanthem

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i'll keep your shedded skin. make a body pillow out of it. to remember you by.

Glad it was appreciated
Ay baws

kek

gosh dangit webkit, you strike again

It gets worse, have you ever noticed that you only see lizards in hipster/lesbian/neckbeard homes?

Why can't we just use internet explorer 7 on our phones

[jayden knowledge]

[internal bradberry]

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hey

hey

wanna hear my internet explorer joke

var xhr = new ActiveXObject("Microsoft.XMLHTTP");

lol

I can't wait for Pink Season.
The only album I have ever been excited for.

Now I feel mentally impaired.

I haven't listened to that much pink guy
But im gonna
For inspiration
I need to start collecting soundbites of memes

Edge is pretty swag actually

i ain't touching that ayylmao looking shit nigga this ain't the anime nation get your mutant lookin' ass out of here daym

Yeah.

STOP BEING SMART
IT MAKES MY BRAIN LIMP AND COCK HURT

I want Ikt to cosplay as megumin irl so I can explosion all over him

You're a special kind of fucked up.

what did i say

this aint the anime nation freak

lol

xhr is short for xml http request

a common line of javascript is
var xhr = new XMLHttpRequest();

but the old IE javascript engine did not have XMLHttpRequest(), you had to use an active x object

so the joke is, on IE, var xhr isn't even really an XHR

Record in livestream
Rip sound
Listen religiously
Trim good quotes
Make tcstep

megumin doesn't deserve to be capitalized

I want you to cosplay as a maid
extra points for garterbelts

var xhr = new ActiveXObject("Microsoft.XMLHTTP");

xhr != XHR

now you get it ;)

i'm gonna head out for a run before it gets dark

bibi

I want Rin to cosplay as Rin so she can take off her panties. :^)

Who needs anything when you have ActiveX anyway :3

I wanna cosplay as blackface hitler with white moustache, NO, actually, K from Virtue's Last Reward... that or as a normal, functional human bean.

Cosplay as Sigma instead of K. :^)

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But that metal suit is FUCKING AWESOME though.

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I wanna cosplay as ep 15 rem

they call it active x

cause it gets you active sex

like sexually active

bill your personal mac daddy

Can I be the one to use the sledgehammer to break your everything?

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ha faggot!

Hello, Dad.

Who is that poster who does a really cool Kaneda cosplay?

I always wanted to go as one of those fucked up psychic bears but now Five Nights at Freddies fucking ruined it.

I just know about it from people posting it, obvs.

Relevancy

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son

Yeah sure, that's what they all say ;)

IS that a mojito?!
Fuck, why does 2D make everything look better?

These seem related.

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Fairly certain it's icecream. It has pocky in it too.

Hi!

No. Parfait.
Mojito is just mint leaves crushed in the bottom, not ice cream and pocky.

Ikt post lewd Megumins

Hi there! Any luck in DayZ?

I think this seems about right.

I don't know.
Did Soto cosplay Kaneda?

He told me to call him Dad once.
I don't even remember why.

What's up?

Even if you're on a beach, literally in a sea of women, drinking a mojito would still make you gayer than Desu.

Shot 3 people, I don't think any of them ever saw me. It was fairly spooky though, I'm terrible at calming myself afterwards.

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Was it not argonian?

Why yes, yes I did

Nnnngh, now I want a mojito icecream float.

I see now, but now I wanna make a mojito with pocky in it. And ice cream. See if it goes well.

... it's the fanciest drink I ever drank. ;w;
Next to a cosmopoliton which had candy floss in it.

That really wouldn't be furry, would it?
Is "scaley" the same as furry?

Eh, you could substitute lime sherbet for the lime juice and slices/wedges.
Probably would taste like shit.

Did anyone make a collage of you lifting girls/traps yet?

We got our answer.
Maybe I should try it one time, seems like a good day out. I just need to ban myself from the bar.

They're the same kind of degeneracy imo

Scalies are furry it's just a different label under the universe guise of bestiality

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Fair enough.
Purge them all before they start asking for "muh bestiality rights".

I dont think so

Tsuchi, you can marry a dog in Texas its too late.

These reaction images are great.

You don't deserve one. You probably haven't done anything productive all day!

faeria

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Too late.

I'm sure you know this from personal experience.

See above.

Can't be helped lol

Does anyone still have the "what does the BadFox say" edit?

Why?

What does the badfix say?

Oh, forgot to send text.
Yeah, I think I should get on that.

I have you know that I was doing volunteering (sitting around and letting drunks spin a wheel for 10p prize with a 50p charge) and was busy vomiting all day.

I am a busy boy!

Searched for google images, just remembered I'm in the UK, brb, getting arrested.

So far you've been wrong.
I'm starting to wonder about your mental health.

We get it.
You've gone full Squash.

I'll look for it.

Why not?
Just wait till you see the Avril Lavigne wall scroll

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I don't even know why I have patience for you.

Avril LaMeme

I'd have to be a furry in the first place for that to happen.
Am I posting Gfur or any furry for that matter?

shut up assfox

Skrekt

Thanks.

You've hit rock bottom.
Or you already have.
And somehow broken through that floor.

It was a joke.
About you fucking a dog, yeah.

Shikata ga nai yo. www

You have fox in your name.
That's pretty fur.

is that girl clean shaved down there? because if not that might as well be furry.

I'm sure it's the very obvious reason.

The dog fucked me.
Get it right.
Gawd.

Inb4 eyes meme

Stolen tripcode that I lost.

Pubes are gross man.

Anyway, get on qtox.
I want to listen to your shitty opinions while doing homework.

Rin is it hot as fuck over there?

There is no such thing as rock bottom if you keep going down

This is one of those things that no matter how many times you clarify or correct me, I'll never commit it to memory because I really don't want to know the specifics.

I was about to shower.
Give me like 15 minutes to rinse off so I can wash off the hangover.

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Jeez

Oh that's not too bad

I took you for a stronger constitution.

ive already cosplayed as a maid before

Pics pls. ;w;

We've been having a mild summer.
Last year it was mid 30s, like, all summer, if I remember right.

lmao white people amirite?

no inv to dat ass

Hangovers tho

wat

also tfw no hangovers ever wew

WTF

IT HURTS SO MUCH

at least it isnt hot to thew point where your boxer briefs stick to your ass cause of how sweaty it gets

Fucking hate that feel

post pics bby gurl

Le mow they are horrendous

idk if i have any

wtb> pics of Scar cosplaying a meido
wtb> Vid of Scar abusing her girlfriend while cosplaying a meido
wtb> Scarlet abusing me while cosplaying a meido
wtb> Scarlet's abuse
Brb, rope.

Y'know, I don't really actually know that feel.

At least he's free to drink.

Please give me more wuts, I need them to live.

IT doesn't make sense, how can something as great as booze make you feel so shitty?

All I wanna do is eat something but I can't/

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Can you post Nervous Hissing for me?

why the fuck u lyin

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Literally just saw
Hype
Hype

DON'T YOU OPEN UP THAT WINDOW

Do you have one like this of Suu?
She doesn't make noises so I doubt it but still

Wasn't there also the WW reveal

LOL

Dude, I don't wear boxers very often.
My underwear doesn't get stuck anywhere because of sweat, lol.

Thanks, love.

it looks so dumb and fun

all the fucking marvel humour and that goddamn quiksilver scene already and the goddamn badboy aquaman

It might work in such an awful way

I thought rein exclusively wore panties

I like flash, he seems swish. WW my girl though

So you go commando all the time?

Then again you dont deal with 110 degree weather over there

POPPIN PILLS IS ALL WE KNOW

There.
Online.

I just get a soured stomach from a combination of things that aren't related to alcohol.
I don't throw up the following day or anything, just feel like I can't keep food down.

Mostly.
I do wear boxers sometimes, when I'm in slacks.

Pantsu, yo.
What kind of failtrap would I be if I didn't wear panties.

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no i dont :(

ROFL HOLY FUCK

kein problem

stop

If not related to alcohol, easier to just call it dehydration.

QQQQQQQQQQQ

THOUGHT SO

I can calm you...

I seriously didnt expect you to wear panties

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pff panties

Something I'm on causes stomach ulcers and the other messes up the lining further down, albeit minor.
It just makes my stomach soured the morning after when I drink in excess which is like most nights of the weekend.

Suggest not drinking to excess, then.

How much to buy your domestic violence for a week?

YOU WERE RIGHT

Why not? Lol.

Come on now.
You can't zettai ryouiki without pantsu.

Okay, you can, but then you're going nopan.

Youre just mad cause you dont own any

That's boring.
No thanks.

It's easier to just chug some Pepto.

this thread sucks
my feet hurt
i wish i was pressing q right now
i want to go home
i bet these posters don't even reap

I understood some of those words

hmm so you didn't see the pics huh..

You should only ZR when you can make people go like "wow what a qt" and when they lift your shirt are like "wow that's a dick what a faggot".

I find it easier to not get hangovers in the first place.

CRAWLING
IN
MY ULT
THESE
MEI
THEY
WILL
NOT
GG

sounds like a job for tokai!

Zettai Ryouiki - Absolute Territory

It's the space between the top of the stockings and bottom of the skirt.

The only "hero" from Overwatch you wouldn't want to shoot in the face if you were stuck with on a plane would probably be the Russian bitch.
Even though she's fugly and could snap you in half, she'd probably just get drunk off the samplers and pass out.

It's not really a hangover.
My head's fine, it's just a soured stomach from it messing with other things.

I feel bullied

that's the greatest place to be

I need to cap more

Then the medication's more to blame than anything.

I need to cap period.

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Oh life giving curry, bless the Pajeet who fills my cancerous belly.

Pretty much.
Not much I can do.
Drinking Pepto is easier than cutting out alcohol.

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Do you play?

I doubt that, but to each their own.

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=3858316

Kind of

Niceeeeeeeee

But the cute ava fits you already

Should join us sometime.
Me, Izaya, and Cupcake play a lot together.

you heard him grim

this is a lie. they dick around while I carry their lazy asses.

I don't know most of the people in this thread and it's stressing me out.

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You know me wtf

That sounds rather slutty

And you call me a degenerate for constantly cheating on my gf

This is like 10 times worse
Poor remi ;~;

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Getting stressed by threads is so passe.

I need to cap Popura though.
I just have a bunch of gifs.

Don't you have Asperger's?

uh.. it's reisen !?
also you are a degenerate and a horrible person for that.

I haven't played persona 4 but adachi seems like a super cool dude.

shut up, you. play of the game means nothing.

GRIM-SAMA THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE

True, true, but you're still in the 40% I know, which is a minority

Are you calm yet?

Wassup

It means I did better than you for a game.
And that alone is the world to me.

it means nothing. it just means you managed to get a bunch of kills at once. not hard for a reaper main, eh?

-burp-

maybe

I demand it to be so.

Well considering 80% of my POTGs were on Reinhardt, no, no it's not.

none of it matters. that last game I dominated and the rest of you decided that the goal was not to push the payload but instead to die as many times as you could.

did you get my shittier se1 quality ones?

y-you hate minorities??

I can't speak with you when you're like this. you need a time out.

Mainly reisen but like one remi pic

At least i dont fap to lolis getting fucked by pigs

What the hell is a payload?

I expected Cupcake to be a healslut.

Make me faggot

Squash is, actually.

I haven't bothered to save them, lol.

It's the traitor bunny getting the shit beat out of her

speaking of that
exhentai.org/g/722536/0473406541/
poor flan

exactly.

I dabble now and then, but squash is fond of the support characters so he's usually got it covered when I play with them.

post

Who doesn't?

GOD DAMN MURDERERS

desu what

Pretty much. The tests are waiting though, Belgium's healthcare means waiting a year and a half before having anything medical done.

Damn.

I'm not sure. At all. He COULD be super cool, but I think bitterness kind of devoured him.

I had a painful epiphany. I kind of know what to do to get better, but it's going to be hard.

Quite the contrary. But I was stressed out by the fact of not knowing most people, that's all.

I'll be sure to stay near it more often.

weirdo

nah man. he seems really nice. the kind of guy you can count on and trust. I bet he joins the party.

Holy shit.

I AM CURIOUS

usually you do fine. that last game was a joke. three dead weights mean you die a lot. the only reason I did so well was because dva is a beast now.

gross dude

Tbh, I consider myself as best healslut.

I don't hate them. I always liked the underdogs.

The murder party ?

no matter how good you are at something, someone is always better.

and squash loves him some big throbbing tank health bars to service.

Do you have the BadFox "admin after aneki" shoop?

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20$

sale today... special offer

I can't love someone who doesn't love themselves, soto-kun

Looks like you need another airport bombing to fix that.

I'm just astonished that someone can out-gay you.
I didn't think it was humanly possible.

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I like to slob the tank between matches.

Most of our games were just awful.

2010 quality just doesn't hold up huh

ugh

don't worry, I kid.
how are ya doing?

I'm not as gay as you might think. I've even played with genuine boobies before.

yes, today was not a good day for matchmaking.

WOW YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME DESU

IM SO TRIGGERED RN HOLY SHIT

HOW DOES THE BIGGEST SLUT OF THIS COMMUNITY NOT JOIN MY HAREM

LIKE WHAT EVEN

You don't hate minorities?

That must have been one fat guy then.

*shrug*

How many ranks did you guys drop..

I won't either.

Hopefully the MMR evens out when I get ranked up.

Can I stickyNote that price until I actually live somewhere to receive it?

I've also been kinda lazy.

Very easily

Damn, you sound exactly like that other guy whom I forgot the name. Kinda sad.

I feel kinda lost, as usual. On other news, I had a trip in Scotland, I joined team Mystic on Pokémon Go, the three steps bug ruins my life and there is nothing to catch in rural areas. And I wanna some feminine love.

I did that once. In the dark. I wish I could've seen them.

I didn't even notice that.
Noice.

HI MASTER

was just about to point that out because it was affecting my autism

asian girl I dated back when I was trying to convince myself I wasn't gay, because being gay is an irredeemable sin.

zero. squash is not a high enough level for comp yet.

yeah, it might. I don't think you're really the problem though.

Well tbh I'd rather make you my gf and ditch the harem

Baka

Oh everything is daijoubu then

My rank might be pulling in scrubs.

Weebs are disgusting

The edge is real

I kinda want to play with you all, but the lag with NA servers would be too great. Shame.

my rank is low though. it'll be interesting to play with my lowish rank, izaya's highish one, and squash doing his placement matches finally.

Ditch them first, then ask me.

I only dislike certain minorities.

haven't we all been?
did you get far in Fe/ now?

wew you had some times then, feeling slightly less stressed though?

I guess it's possible. we have been running across a ton of low level people lately. but you see how well the other teams doing and you can't help but wonder why you never have those people on your team.

that's a bummer.

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wow what a slut

I'm caught up.
I can say one thing without any doubt.
Fuck Natsuki Subaru.

I don't think we'll be able to play together in Comp, it said we had to be within 10 ranks of eachother.

You've sucked every dick already.

Thanks, TP.

You're going to hell.

All non-Germanic whites are awful.

wait really? well fuck. it has given us the option before though, you and I. it probably will at least for his placement matches, then hopefully his rank will be similar to one of ours. I'm sure it will be. he plays well enough.

I'll see you there.

Define slut. Give me a definition of the word in which I fit.

Are you admitting to having sexual relations with me?

I will be back later.

Blizzard hates us.

Was she cute at least.

Yeah, finished my year without failing too hard. Now I have to prepare the next one, since I have a pretty big end year file to do. What's stressing me now is how fast these holidays are going.

Yup. Plus, you know, living with parents who go sleep at 22PM with thin walls in the house. Not a great idea to play now.

I'm going to heaven.
And getting my virgins.

That is not what I was implying at all.
I would never do anything other than call you a faggot.

R I P

Someone who provides a very needed service for the community and sleeps with everyone, even the guy that has no shot at getting laid and everyone knows it

my main

i'm rank 93

Due to its low userbase I actually get to play with one of the devs now and then because of the Discord group.

I can just see this game going full "xD memes aren't we funny and cool now" and actually implementing shitty fan ideas for content.

I've e-kissed Mordin before

who hasn't?

You just feel kind of awful.
Because I actually liked Battleborn more than Overwatch because it was more than just TF2 with ults.

Probably Bebop.
None of the whores even put out for him.

Tsuchi, when did Mordin come around?

I'd fucking hope not. Borderlands 2 was fucking cringeworthy and disgusting because of that shit.

BUT WHEN WILL CUPCAKE RETURN ?

I see. Do we conclude that you do not have a dick? Because I cannot suck every dick without having sucked yours.

I have a pretty conservative outlook on intimate relations between people. I don't think this describes me very well.

I have no memory of this.

B-But mine was special though

..I need to be faster and finish season 1.
lol what is he like then?

yes we know your statements

that's good, you should be proud.
I know your mind can't get much rest, but try and not look at the time too much.

july or august of last year.

A year or so ago, why?
Gonna email him for nudes?

The Pre-Sequel was even worse.

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yeah take a screencap, print it, and clip it like a coupon for a later date

I like them both the same really.

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hello

I come from ylilauta

please give me information regarding your community

such as how/where it began, prominent events and members etc

I posted a thread before reading your rules and it seems that the delete thread function is disabled so sorry about that

best regards

I'd want him to die, but that wouldn't achieve anything.

Oh.

I just don't know how I feel about someone else posting Youmu.

Riiight...

This thing creeps me out. A lot.

Does he agree with the fact that 2K can't do shit in choosing the economical system of a competitive multiplayer game ? (Evolve got so much hatred because of 2K's bad decisions).

Can't you e-kiss anyone ? Even though it'd be e-rape ?

I felt like Battleborn was a $60 Smite with a solo campaign.

I know, thank you for your concern. Now, I'd like to develop my sociability, but I don't know how to meet people.

NO TURKS ALLOWED
FUCK OFF

Attention

Mordin cyber me

im a girl irl btw way
i diagnosed myself off webmd
a real rly girl irl

Go away Erdogan

*pet*
Why not just lurk
No one can be bothered to type that all out for a nobody

It's from Turkey, they just prolly wanna find out Erdogan opposers and murder them.

erdogan

Go away, ikt.

vitu perkale :-----DDDD

Calling me a slut is completely nonsensical, you cannot come up with a single instance where I have done something really slutty.

Trebler....

Oh right, I suppose that explains it.

Tokai, that was racist as fuck. I'm disappointed.
Oh, and I forgot, I'd like to work on my hypothetical book, but I realized I needed to create more characters. It's going to take some time.

I have serious doubts.

Indeed.
You're too gay to understand.

Wow.
Girls can have dicks and facial hair, you fucking bigot.

You may be interested
Getting my DNA heritage traced
See what muck is in my blood

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Everyones doing it.

he couldn't so anything in the future..

can you know go out without feeling shamed?
turks are dangerous creatures.
books take a lot of time, it can take years so don't worry, just write when you feel right.

*pet*

Yus

If an earthquake comes, your waifu’s going to roll right down the hill and crush everything in its path!!

lmao

Yeah, actually.
I guess we could murder him and then not have to deal with him ever again.

Good you go you cold blooded murderer

If everyone jumped off a cliff, would you follow them?

Who I'm interested in sexually does not affect my ability to comprehend things.

hi friend

You can't understand W O M E N.

Yes, because I refuse to be the sole human bean on this earth.

Are you with Islam?

We're easy to understand

Well, during intercourse, I can't say you're wrong.

It's difficult. Going out, yeah, I can do it, otherwise I couldn't go to uni. However, if I have any kind of social contact outside my family, I just get awkward and start to wonder what I'm doing here.
And yeah, I'm going to take my time, but I'm a bit too slow in my opinion.

That was kinda cute.

[! ! !]

I ride for my niggas I die for my niggas.

New

Can I read a book about this?

What if there is life in space and you were never really as alone as you thought you were?

Might lie down.

yes

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eeeeeee but oneechan i poop from there