Literally perfect trilogy

You mean literally the best film was good?

>>>/reddit/

Should've had a more attractive female lead tbh

have any suggestions?

Wanna post an attractive female who can lead?

false flag

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Nobody’s bringing up that “signature spice” shitflinging about whether or not Indiana Jones was a trilogy?

Crystal Skull doesn't count. Neither does the upcoming part 5.

In what ways is it not a trilogy? There are three movies with a recurring character and contiguous storyline. Isn't that the definition of a trilogy?

There's a Jewish one and an Aliens one.

There are three films from the 80s

Congrats, goy. Your Maisie will be in the fifth installment as Indiana's neice, except she'll have to play second character to a returning Shia. And Shia will be requesting some extra rehearsal time with her in his trailer. Deal?

Maisie will play the deformed nazi from the first film who was summoned back to life. No make up required

3rd one was kind of wishy-washy. Had some good moments, though.

Eh heh heh heh! Always one to save a shekel, G-d bless. I don't know how I didn't think of that myself!

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go back

OHH NOO

But does the "Young Indy" tv-show count?

Yes, it was pure kino, they just ran it recently here. I don't know whether to consider it canon tho, despite being fucking amazing, I don't like the idea that Indie had larger than life adventures every week since he was in diapers. Some of the episodes' scale is larger than the films. I would rather consider it a what if scenario - what if Indie had adventures in WW1 instead of 2.

uy6

THIS TBH

raiders has many boring moments and is badly paced and anti-climactic

last crusade is also anti-climactic as well as too comical

temple of doom is the best, although they deleted some scenes that made the movie seem pretty stupid, like how short round knew to how to wake Indy out of his trance

I see claiming Temple of Doom is the best Indy flick is the latest in Holla Forums's tiresome contrarianism.

last crusade sucked. doom was best

This board is full of hipsters

Daily reminder that Indiana Jones is a ripoff of Secret of the Incas. Pic related, it's Charlton Heston and his bitch.

A ripoff that outclassed the source material so much, people forgot about the original. How embarrassing for Heston to get shown up like that.

Just for nostalgia
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I know its impossible to prove, but I was that user and IU stand firm by my beliefs that Tolkien's work is extremely esoteric, and that Indiana Jones is not now, nor will ever be, a trilogy.

Raiders has one of the most retarded endings in movie history

Crusaders is 6-7/10

Temple is by a WIDE margin the best Indy film

I believe you. Retards are not known for changing their stances.

How is turning ethereal creatures into mundane races "esoteric?"

JEW REPORTED REPORTED REPORTED REPORTED REPORTED

t. ephraim kinostein

I agree, fellowship of the ring (movie) was better than the book.
Too bad Jackson fucked up Two Towers and ROTK so badly.

Unironically this

I see we have more and more reddit crossposters.
Unironically kill yourself.

temple of doom is a prequel

I see reddit still has no taste.

Ooooh boy, I wonder where did you come from

you what now

What did they mean by this?

why

FUCKIN RAYCISS CRACKAS GET YO ASS OUTTA HERE

OOOOOHHHHHH

This should written be in every nigger's job contract under "employer"

I didn't know this was a thing before now. Yet another movie not to watch.

Romancing the Stone and Jewel of the Nile is better adventure-movies than Indiana Jones.

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I watched Raiders of the Lost Ark for the first time when i was a kid and thought that it was pretty good. I watched it again some weeks ago and man it's ass. Most stuff doesn't make sense and you can just sense that a jew made the movie. Fucking Germanophobia.
t.german

Are you legally retarded?
MOM, I'M KEKISTAN. SHADILAY!

kys

This. I'm pretty certain if the badguys in Raiders and Crusade were anything other than 1930s Germans, people would have a very different opinion of Indy's actions. Most of the people Indy kills are just soldiers doing their jobs, yet Indy kills them like each one of them is responsible for "muh six million" which shouldn't have even happened yet (not that it did) given that these films take place before the war.

I never understood how Temple of Doom is the "racist" one. The badguys in that film are sacrificial cultists who use children as slaves, whereas the rest Indians are portrayed as being kind-hearted people who are all one with nature. Meanwhile in Raiders and Crusade, we're never told specifically why we should hate the Germans, the films just work on the basis that you already should. When you actually think about however, you realize that the only thing most of the Germans (you know besides the obviously crazy ones) are guilty of is loving their country. And for that, our hero can gleefully run them over, shoot them when they are unarmed, leave them to burn alive, etc etc.

So in summary, Temple of Doom is the best and anyone who says otherwise is a bloodthirsty kike.

no, they aged terribly, Spielberg is a faggot

wow rude im german and i don't like it when upstanding soldiers that only did their job get gilled

They're enemies of America, and nothing is more American than Indiana Jones. That means he has to kill every kraut fuck he sees in the name of country.

What reason did the US have to hate Germany during the mid-30s?

They were enemies of America's strongest and most stalwart ally: England. Maybe a filthy fritz like you would understand helping your allies if you weren't such an evil little creature.

>>>/hothead/

People do know about the whole Canada thing and why US entered WW2, right?

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There's no reason, the war hasn't even started yet.

This they are decent at best. Nothing more than 6/10

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Temple of Doom was better than Last Crusade though.

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But there aren't any bells or gypsies in those movies.

why do the soldiers have swastika armbands