Confess your Holla Forums related sins, my son
I will start: I've never seen the Dark Night Rises and I don't get the Bane and big guy references outside of their habitual use as a celebration of nihilistic accelerationism
Confess your Holla Forums related sins, my son
I will start: I've never seen the Dark Night Rises and I don't get the Bane and big guy references outside of their habitual use as a celebration of nihilistic accelerationism
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I watch animated Disney movies and i'm a grown man
Pre-CGI?
I don't own a tv
I can't read
I can't fuck
pre-90s preferably, but i occasionally check out the new ones as well
t. white man
I can't breathe. #blm
I enjoyed Pixels
I am openly racist on Holla Forums but i secretly really want to drill oil.
I haven't posted enough Maisies
I never saw Matrix and I don't care about it
Glenn x Maggie was super cute and was the only reason I watched 6 seasons of The Walking Dead.
I hate this board with a passion. I just wanted a place to discuss Kurosawa early post war dramas and French noir films but everything here is a shitpost. I tried to use /film/ but it is impossible to have a discussion when the only response you get comes months later and you forgot the idea you wanted to discuss. I can't moderate here since the board owner thinks that things are perfectly fine and the only films he cares about a progressive nonsense, soywars, and capeshit. I keep moderating because I can try to keep the absolute worst of the shitposters in line and I hope that one day other anons will learn to self moderate and we can have discussions about interesting things outside of random shitposting and politsperging. I shitpost ruthlessly because I get so fed up with other people I am hoping to accelerate shit and get everyone else as fed up as I am so they will want this place to become better. I know that will never happen. I never gave a fuck about reddit but after seeing so many screencaps I can identify the users and now have nothing but the utmost hatred for them as they are the lowest common denominator of IRL society that has chosen to colonize the internet and is now dragging their tiresome meatspace fads and social engineering with them onto my only refugee from a world that fills me with disgust and seething rage. I am not white but seeing the actions of niggers, spics, kikes, chinks, mudslimes and my own people I have grown to hate them in their barbarity and for their corruption of what good there was in white people. I ironically unironically watch anime but cognitive dissonance allows me to ignore the parts I find morally reprehensible and enjoy with childish glee the parts that I like. Last time I went to the theater I walked out before the film even started because the experience was so shit and I likely will never see another film in one. I fantasize about beating people to death who talk during movies or play with their phone instead of leaving or shutting them off which, ironically enough, distracts me more from the film than their actions actually do. I drink more and more every day despite the fact I hated drunken indians growing up more than anything else in the world. Now I see why my dad and uncle did so. I enjoyed Kids in the Hall more than most modern comedy despite it being filled with things I find morally repugnant because at least it managed to be funny. Fraiser is my favorite comedy ever. That's not much of a confession I just really really like it and it is one of the few things Holla Forums doesn't shitpost about so I bring it up about once a week hoping to lure another fa/tv/irgin into watching it so one of the very few enjoyable discussion you can find on Holla Forums gets another contributor. I find nothing inherently wrong with waifuposters like Blissfag or Munter since they seem genuine in their affections and their almost childish joy is infectious enough you can actually learn to appreciate even Maisie sometimes. I hate waifuposters like the various emmafags because it is rooted in obsessive fetishization of a character instead of the actual person, as in the case of Emma Watson, or it is purely out of spite like the Stone and whateverhertitsfag that just use it as an excuse to sperg out and start internet fights. I have yellow fever so bad it is ridiculous and my experiences in the military has shown me they know almost nothing about the negative stereotypes of my people and almost everything about kike propaganda of us being noble savages and so they are easy as fuck to bang.
i love this pasta
Beautiful.
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I'm sad that there isn't more Cobieposting.
She's ugly and insignificant, but most importantly you are an imbearable faggot. That's why nobody likes her.
Stay mad Zach
So if I don't like your waifu, I become Zach, huh
why not? erectile dysfunction?
I jacked off to midget porn once so I could fantasies it was massie
We did your people a great wrong by not completely wiping you out instead of leaving the pathetic dregs to haunt the reservations. Sorry bout that feathernigger.
Not sure if flattering
I know you think you are shitposting, but you are right. It would have been a mercy instead of this shit we have now.
indeed
Is your indian name Fails-at-Life?
A few years ago I made a list of every film and TV series I wanted to see because it was either fairly prevalent in pop culture (i.e. famous quotes/clips), was a franchise I hadn't seen in its entirety, was related to something else I liked or I'd simply heard about and thought it sounded cool. I watched most of them.
Now I don't enjoy/watch TV or films or anything on Netflix. Everything is just another one. Nothing excites me. I occasionally go to the local kinoplex to watch whatever stupid shit is out with the only two friends I hang out with, but that's just an excuse to hang out. The movies are always disappointing.
For the most part, I do not watch or like TV/Film.
No, it's chief poopsinsocks.
You mean wonderful avatarfags
It’s cancerous since you know this is a ‘anonymous imageboard’. You arent special just an attention whore on a board with shitty moderation.
Only those could understand me who's soul is touched by Maisie
I'm not shitposting. I grew up about 20 miles from one of your dying grounds and learned to pity and despise your people in equal measures.
Shouldn't you be asleep right now?
20:42. The night is still young
I'm not racist but I fucking hate niggers
Sorry to inform you, but in (((current year+3))), if you are not black, you are automatically racist
you know who else is young?
Yugioh players
Yugioh is still a thing?
You two are gay as fuck. In all senses of the word. Just fuck already.
Yepp.
I still prefer women
I'm dating one of the women that is very popular on this board as a "waifu".
bruh…
Jenny or Margaret?
Said popular.
Harv?
The latter's spammers always claim how popular "she" is. Emma Watson then?
Murphy, if that's you, get ready cause I'm coming for you
Psst, look!
I enjoy Community and Arrested Development.
yes, I remember all those threads. a good time was had by all
what's your point?
reminder that the bloated jewish kid actually said this
That literally makes so sense. So are you implying that normal black people who work are fine?
why would I start a thread where the OP is an insult to Bliss?
He is our very own big guy
trailer trash loves ignorance
He's playing you like a fiddle
Why are the Natives hated on again?
Oil drilling an attractive negress is quite literally patrician-tier.
He sees our IPs, he knows the truth, and speaks it.
Only if you're too poor/retarded (likely both in your case) to use a VPN.
Depressed violent alcoholic shitheads.
why would I need a VPN when I don't do anything illegal?
the only thing I'm guilty of is loving Bliss too much
Same here, just with Da Maize. And I don't live in a place where the gubbermint censors your internetz
Alex?
I'm the guy people here refer to as the "Peterson hr department". It's just me, every time.
Not even near
Thanks to you I've donated over $500 to Dr. Peterson's patreon. Keep up the good work!
You fags make fun of yourself all on your own lmao
I have accepted that this board is just Holla Forums 2.0 and now revel in the dumpster fire of constant shitposting.
Then you pointing it out is
←
It would still be a dumpster fire even if you had your way.
Because they lost and won't stop whining about it. Nobody likes a sore loser.
Interesting angle
Nah, this was still a reasonably good board just a couple years ago. Plenty of shitposting, but decent on-topic discussion, too. But those days are gone. Oh well!
fukken saved
Dwayne Johnson has really let himself go
you joke, but I'm pretty sure Nia is somehow related to him. most Samoan wrestlers are
She's unironically hot, not just for a jew, but just in general.
sex tape when?
That's ray-cis!
Her name is written on her, in case she forgets
webm related
not sure if want
can it be racist if it's true? en.wikipedia.org
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10/10 Khazar milkers
that's actually a good idea
see
They are. Nia is his cousin.
It's not racist. Almost every Samoan wrestler, with the exception of Fale iirc, are all member of one extended family. Fale probably would have married into it if he hadn't married that korean girl that works as the Bunny.
Of courshe. It's especially ray-cis-m if it's true and based on facts.
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Why would you not want to see that hulking Samoan babe dominate the lovely Bliss in a fight and then fuck her stupid with a strap-on?
Hell even the Tongan wrestlers are related to the Anoa family through Peter Maivia.
No fucking way! Really?
I don't actually watch any tv or movies, I just shitpost
oh wait, that's most of the people here
Why is it a problem for you if she's Jewish?
Why isn't she proud of her heritage?
it's not a problem, just a fact that she isn't one
Giant wristwatches
Of course she is, don't be silly. Not religiously, but ethnically. It's no big deal, dude.
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dammit, I've actually started liking this joke
>(((Kaufman)))
I'm happy that it doesn't offend you
Hey, shuttup, Skeletor.
C'mon, you wouldn't hate on this beauty, would you?
That would be treason!
H O N O R A R Y
A R Y A N
Ah, he is so desperate to soil the reputation of Maisie's Watch
why are you mad that maisie's finally catching on?
I'm not mad. The mods can see my IP, they know it's not me. Why would I leave this nice thread?
well, I'm off to do some furniture shopping. goodnight to you euros
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like I said, why would you be mad that other people are posting aboutu maisie?
I would like a strict, no-tolerance policy for Andy Samberg posting. He stole my waifu Joanna
It's not "other people", and they are not posting about Maisie. In another thread, someone has linked the VideoAnon's latest video, where he states that I don't spam the catalogue, but the Margaretfags do. And now he is trying to disprove him and me as well. Just look at the threads, they have posts like "Aa" in them. He keeps bumping to make people enraged. Most of them doesn't give a shit, others realize it's a false flag.
And it is. That's not Maisieposting.
But what do you expect them to do?
Joanna Newsom has a terrible voice but a pretty face.
*spams your catalogue*
sounds like you want some kind of monopoly on maisieposting
lol
There is another user who does. I'm just keeping myself to the Maisie's Watch's Oath.
I didn't make the threads, retard.
there's no need to be mad
plenty of maisie to go around
And I was referring to the one who made, not to you. Sorry if it was not clear enough
I'm swimming in Maisies:1
There isn't a nation on this earth that wasn't built on the blood and bones of another people. They need to man the fuck up and stop fucking around. Either we kill ourselves or we stop crying.
Absolutely. Dr. Peterson's work made me aware of the story of my life, and inspired me to take action in its telling. The world would truly be a better place if we were all cognizant of each other's stories, and if we realized that we are all part of the same collective story.
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I could do without her singing, but she's a really great lyricist and song-writer/musician. She somehow manages to create new genres without becoming redundant or derivative of earlier work. Just as a musical mind, she's one of the best in the past 100 years. Plus she's a qtpi. But now she's married to some hooknose actor so fuck her
That's truly something. I posted in hopes that I could get at least one new person to listen to Dr. Peterson. That could make all the difference in the world, as we're all deeply interconnected. Tell your friends about Dr. Peterson, spread the word! Thanks for letting me know I've made a difference. As small or large as it may be.
uujhj
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I see what you mean but i'll let you know i'm actually a very masculine alpha male
how does the folder of avatarfags look like?
You'd see our almost childish joy if Zach didn't shit up our threads constantly tbh.
Haven't you seen my exchanges with Maisiefag and Blissfag? I have nothing but the utmost respect for the Queen and the Princess of Holla Forums
That's obviously Zach falseflagging.
It's maisiefag falseflagging as his enemies falseflagging as him.
Wrong, it was me falseflagging as maisiefag, falseflagging as zack.
who?
Little do you know I was Gilbert Gottfried the whole time!
See
Ruining your life and becoming a miserable angry shell of a person to moderate Holla Forums - Television and Movies
I'm sorry user, but..
I accidentally bought the charlotte's web with loli dakota fanning twice
accidentally on purpose, amirite?
looks like you're making up ancestry at this point in your desperation to call Queen Bliss a jew
Right, just like I accidentally ordered a foreign movie with nude lolis only to realize it was region locked
I was at Big Lots the other day and bought a DVD of Point Break for $5. Then I got home and realized it was the remake.
OUR MUSE
And you didn't post the facebook frog of him shooting into the air. I am disappointed in you user.
Seems like he was the bigger liar after all
wtf i love killary now
Holy shit, you're right, we should have voted for Hillary.
yo what's up it's la cretura mod here the guy spamming the catalog isn't bliss or maisie fag but is probably the margaretfag/sudocuk trying to get them banned.
also a blissfag is still fighting me so look forward to that
How nice of your fellow janny to help you with your attention-getting schemes.
I am sudocuck, how hard is that for you dumb niggers to understand? I have been saying it since the nigger dick thread.
GaHoole2 isn't a mod, what don't you guys get?
TV and movies are trash and I barely watch any anymore. I only hang out here because it's the only place I feel like I belong. I'm not even sure what kino is exactly.
He is. You can see the mod tools on his videos when he browses threads. Dumbass.
t. maisietard
Don't you see it's a Chad Radwell pic?
My bad, I hadn't noticed
Gahoole directly admits being a mod in his vids. Missing that is very masiefag-esque. (he's really retarded and unobservant)
You just have to know that DKR wasn't a good movie, but the first segment with the plane was pure kino. The most honest five minutes and four seconds of a motion picture you have seen this millennia. It was short, you understood everything, had a beginning climax and end, relateable, wasn't too verbose, wasn't too pretentious, didn't have ridiculous special effect, and had excellent sound and visuals.
KAREN
A
SHIT
ANGLOKIKE
i like reddit tbh
I have contemplated killing maisie, i climb in through the window quietly and wrap a hard white cord around her thought. she struggles a s i force her to her knees. she attempts to scream for help but my cord is too tight and all that escapes is raspy gasps for breath. her arms flail around attempting to grab the cord and pry it loose, my grip tightens within my hands as i up the tension. she then tries to force her body to move forward on its knees towards a nearby table. i jerk her head backwards with a jolt. then i swing her head repeatedly into the corner of the table. continuesly as her life essance drains for her skull and the colour drains from her face. she slowly weakens in her resistance and slumps over. her life has ended. i unwind my cord and let the body drop with a thud. i turn her over with my boot and give her a satisfying kick in the jaw as i walk out the front of the house. i then get something to eat for lunch. go back to my place and have a nice nap.
I've only seen one Tarkovsky film, but shitpost about how great he was here.
This board is shit because modern film is shit. Modern film is shit because of them. Bringing about their death is the true path to kino and a better world. Nuke Hollywood. Find out when the largest gathering of them will happen and bomb it.
Just be replaced with exactly the same kind of people with the added bonus of sympathy on their side. You are retarded.
Watch very early film and art film, also maybe get into obscure anime. Alternatively look up the films of every nation on earth, you might find some gold. Don't expect it all to be subbed.
Stopping the propaganda machine in its tracks for a few years could be beneficial regardless.
What type of anime would you call obscure? Name a few examples. I'm curious if you mean shows/movies not spoken about or that are focused on topics that are strange.
I remember a list of "anime Art-House" listed here before.
The Running Man - Yoshiki Kawajiri
Ohayo - Satoshi Kon
Angels Egg
1001 Nights
Labyrinth Labyrinthos
Noiseman Sound Insect
Noisy Birth
Connected
Kananewo
get help Zach
Tits or GTFO, robertsdyke.
Not worth it fam
t.racist oil driller
you just trying to corner the oil market. i'm on to you.
Do you want to hurt my feelings (insert something here)?
You sound more and more like Elliott each passing day. Actually don't get help, it will be fun to watch the news. Just try to get a proper score.
*inserts something there*
In your dreams, robertsdyke
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That's right, you're too much of a beta manlet to do it.
I spend too much time on Holla Forums instead of actually watching movies.
same
I never played attention to lord of the rings but I watched all the hobbit films.
there's more than one person that doesn't like you
going to see movies alone is better than going with someone, but it doesnt matter anymore since there hasn't been a good movie made in so long I can't even remember.
both are terrible movies lmao
Yeah but who cares about some white noise shitposter with common autism? Go big or get lumped in with the high tier spergs.
What's the problem here?
So why don't you hit me shitface?
Nothing wrong with this. Negress/white males have the lowest divorce rate. Literally kino pairing.
Fuck are you pretentious.
You dont know the lingo around town. Why dont you lurk a while before posting?
Have fun with your little niglet and your fat gorilla then.
Yeah, but you are getting hard-ons by cherry picked black women, who can be attractive, but are extremely rare. It's also a fact that 70% of people in the world are objectively ugly.
And that's what happens when eugenics become a fringe accessory for 卍卍卍weirdos卍卍卍.
Kinoplex was obviously ironic, and if you think everyone on the board has to autistically differentiate between film/movie/flick or whatever the fuck you're wrong. Go back to halfchan you memeing faggot.
What a gay.
her nose looks weird, kinda like its been filed down or something.
I AM obsessed with Cambodian girls to an extent…. a strong extent.
Now I admit that nothing can compare to the beauty of a Arab girl… Whenever I see a good looking girl with a headscarf on, I always got to stop and talk to her, except if she is black.. I'm sorry Father, please forgive me!! PLEASE!!!!!
Chiseled by God
Literally nothing wrong with that.
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She obviously puts a lot of shit in her hair to make it not curly.
t. Jim
holy fuck why are all hadji sluts so fucking ugly?
She obviously puts a lot of boot polish on her face to make it not white.
I haven't watched citizen kane yet because I think the movie poster is stupid
I dont have "oh no no no no" in webm/mp4 format
Got pics of it nude, because thats a guy
This website is a joke and shitposters have ruined any hope of someone with an I.Q. greater than 70 actually talking about movies here because it actually doesn't happen. It's either "ironic" obsessing over some subpar actress or "what are some movies about this completely irrelevant topic I want to talk about instead?" You fags have done such a fine job driving the normies out of here so they could "go back to Reddit" that the only people left are trolls and bored voyeurs of shitposting like myself. If we were on a boat together you'd find a way to sink it as another example of your destructive passive-aggression.
I try to have intelligent conversation about movies all the time on here but hardly anybody ever obliges. Blame yourself.
go back to Reddit
To be honest you have to have a pretty high IQ to post on Holla Forums
source?
the internet
There is nothing passive about the aggression displayed on this board.
never heard of it
Well you best start believing in it, you are in one
HAHA YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE? I TOOK A QUOTE FROM A MOVIE AND SLIGHTLY CHANGED IT TO MAKE IT TOPICAL AND REFERENTIAL TO THIS THREADS
HOLY FUCK DUDES I BETTER CAP THIS SHIT I AM PROBABLY GOING TO GET GOLD FOR THIS.
purple narwhal midnight
Normies won't get that.
i dont watch any of the new movies. actually i rarely watch tv outside of adult swim and Got
I've been on a nofap for over a week
this is my favorite post today
yet your life still sucks
The girl in the middle pic isn't wearing her hijab.
This board is shit because modern tv/film is shit. You can only talk about old shit so long.
take the quotes off ya dingus archive.is/XV1fD
I stopped watching movies and tv shows 3 years ago.
I only exclusively watch anime these days.
Why would Trump make the Jews afraid?
I have probably only ever watched rubbish and never watched even one Holla Forums recommendation.
if you want to feel, try Dear Evan Hansen
They're more than likely the ones that would get the chopping block.
They could try bettering themselves and making a respectable society.
It's like if after we bombed Japan they just let themselves become drunken slobs instead of rebuilding and becoming an economic powerhouse.
By making the ones who didn't get the memo think he is one of the alt-right goys. Until he reveals it will all just a prank.
That's genius, bravo user
Nice proof of jewishness you got there faggot
Kaufman is a German name and plenty of Jews carry it, doesn't make it a Jew name
^so much this. she's obviously German.
So it wasn't Marietta Holton Kaufman but Marietta Kaufman (née Holton)?
Who is that guy even?
Protip: There are virtually no blonde jews. Don't be fooled by kikes like Yael/Ivanka & Ivana who have been dyeing their hair for decades.
Ivanka isn't an ethnic jew dumbass. The only jew genes in her might be in her brain due to microchimerism from Kushner's cummies.
Jason R. Kaufman
YOU TOOK MY QUADS WITH THAT SHITPOST MOTHERFUCKER
And how is he related to Bliss?
Yes, she is.
This whole ordeal reminds me of that time when /cow/ got the wrong Zach Hasbrouck, the Texan blond kid in high school instead of the hapa from Connecticut.
Cousin, same as Vanessa.
I don't watch TV nor do I watch movies.
I just come here to shitpost.
I don't understand one movie reference here except for baneposting. I fucking love baneposting.
Wiseau serious?
So it's nothing then?
Baneposting is the best and will outlast chans the way Slenderman outlasted SomethingAwful
Not too long ago you had the wrong Bob Kaufman. Now you're memeing about some cousins who if they're jews (and that's a big if) could get their jewishness from the side unrelated to Alexa. You're not a lot different from the kikes who try to claim Hitler was one of them based on dubious connections and without solid proof.
Being related to a Jew doesn't necessarily make you a Jew. By their own rules you can only be one of the chosen if your mother is Jewish.
If your dad is a yid and your mother is a goy, you're not a real jew.
Even without going by their rules, you can have jew cousins and not be a jew yourself because your jew cousins got their jewishness from the part of their family not in common with you.
Then why do the (((alt-right))) consider Putin to be the saviour of the white race when his mother is a Jewess?
Source on that bullshit, faggot. He might be a shabbos goy but I'm not aware of him being a kike.
And where's the proof that their jewishness comes from that guy? Funny how you steered away from the cousins btw.
Why would a Jew want people to think he was a Jew? that would lessen the impact of everything they've ever said about the 'Holocaust'.
You're the faggot here, his mom's name is Maria Shalomova.
I looked that up and it's wrong too, she's Shelomova.
And stormfront says she isn't a kike.
stormfront.org
>Shelomova is actually a Russian surname. It's not from jewish "shalom", but from old Russian "shelom" ( шелом = курган ).
Huh, interesting. Regardless, he was always surrounded by Jews, I guess they just started treating him as his own.
Stopped reading there.
He has a bunch of connections with jew oligarchs, I won't deny that.
Yeah but like, I mean he was always friends with them since childhood, he is the one that turned them into oligarchs, but whatever.
user I…
In this case it's not shit, I checked it.
Well yea but google doesn't give any results if you search 'Marietta Kaufman (née Holton)'
you'll have to google 'Marietta Holton Kaufman' or 'Marietta Kaufman' to get this archive.is/XV1fD
Nobody searches "née".
And Holton isn't a jew name.
You were being disingenuous, admit it.
I never said it was.
You said Marietta Holton was a jew based on the surname Kaufman that she got from marriage
Please all commit mass suicide
Watson is goddess though.
kek
This tbh
What did he mean by this?
True, but incidentally this board is one of the few good parts about the website.
Movies themselves are a fucking joke these days, how can you talk seriously about something that no sane person could take seriously? When people are expected to be "thrilled by an inter-racial threesome" you can only mock what cinema has become.
Who are you quoting?
This
Only from a nihilistic viewpoint
she looks like she would be a good pornwhore
stil on nofap
I wanna fap to see how it feels
No I didn't, why do you think there was picture along with that post?
Why? It's a realist point of view, all the major boards are shit because the mods are either attention-whores or moralfags.
There is a reason people choose to post here and not on Holla Forums or Holla Forums or wherever, despite not talking about Holla Forums-related stuff.
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>he doesn't know the wtf i love x now meme
Second post was mine and sarcastic. And I'm not a burger.
I think this board is fucking hot garbage that makes Holla Forums look good and that this cuckchan tier thread proves it.
DON'T DO IT YOU WEAK-WILLED SON OF A BITCH
Nofap is ghey
I've never made it all the way through Citizen Kane. I always fall asleep.
fuck
I fucked Ted
lmao just have sex like wtf
I'm not actually a fan of Rick And Morty
I'm a superfan.
I want to fuck an Asian girl tbqh
The last movie released by a big hollywood studio i have seen was inception 10 years a go.
It was so boring…i haven't fell for hollywood gimmicks ever since, no matter how hard people shill them
i'm hopelessly attracted to jewish girls, and girl that looks remotely jewish even if they're not, like italians and spics
I need thick eyebrows, curly hair and hairy pussies in my life
I'm addicted to GaHoole2's videos